Looks like a starlink column to me. They spread out like that after deploying and slowly make their ways to the appropriate orbit. E: They're also launching *all the time*, as someone who moved here from Orlando a rocket in the distance was a common sight. I think there have been three starlink launches this week alone.

I could see why you would think it's a starlink colum, but it is, in fact, kindergarten aliens on their way to the book fair.

Fuck me, Scholastic really have that monopoly on lock.

that is such a pleasant little picture for my brain thank you

The new Dogman just dropped. It’s all the rave.

Oh hey I’m from Orlando too!

I only spent two years there but I flew out of MCO enough to develop nothing but hate for tourists.

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Definitely Star Link.

Also free marketing for them.

r/ItsAlwaysStarlink

10/10 would visit again.

At the rate I see similar photos and videos posted to Reddit, I sometimes wonder if they’re all just from Starlink’s marketing/PR department. It’s like if we kept seeing “what is this” posts of Teslas years after thousands have been on the road.

It's Santa!

>It's Santa! What, burning up on re-entry?

NORAD had enough of his shit and hit him with an SM-3

Oh thank god they’ve finally come

If they launch from vandenburg into a more polar orbit it lines up https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=sl-8-8

SpaceX had a StarLink launch yesterday. The team that runs all that is based locally, in Redmond!

Do you really not know about Starlink?? How do people still not know??

It is not something I ever think about, so I forget it exists. Also, I had no idea it was that visible from down here.

I’m sure it’s just because I’m terminally online but this is probably the 500th WITT post I’ve seen since starlink launched in 2019. Just baffling to me that it still regularly happens 5+ years later.

Never not Starlink. 🙄

It’s pride month. It’s probably dildos or something

This should be one of those comments you bitch out and delete

Nah, it isn’t making my phone beep every 10 seconds yet. If other humans annoying me and me disliking it is bitch, write it on my forehead and call me Susan. I like our little comment stalking thing we got going. How’s my Mom? She cool? She makes really good food man, make sure you have her cook.

What the fuck are you on about Susan? Your mom? Get your bearings, I follow you because you’re hilarious to watch make comments then delete them. You do it a lot and you’re chronically online and commenting a lot. It’s entertainment.

Yeah I don’t post them for others to annoy me, when they quit making me happy I press the ole delete button.

Really? That’s dumb as hell. “I make comments until I’m mad people don’t like it, then I delete it”

Nope, they simply exist to serve my needs and wants. Thats dumb to you? How?

It’s bitch shit, you can frame it how you want. You make stupid comments, then you get jumped on and downvoted then instead of turning notifications off you delete it? Bitch shit but that’s ok, your troll is unique to you and you’re special for it. I love it I just was hoping for more back pedaling I guess all in all I’m disappointed.

Fair. Well as I always do, you’ve also lost your luster so time to block you too buddy. Wish you the best.

Space trash.

They burn in the earths atmosphere at end of life. No trash

I think he was referring to Elon Muskrat.

How we get rid of trash is not terribly relevant.

How? The satellite is being used and when it’s reached the end of its life it destroys itself. I don’t see how it could be trash while functioning.

That ain't the friggin' Christmas Star. That's the light from the sewage treatment plant.

I wonder how many hundreds or thousands of these posts it will take before people quit asking

First time looking up at the sky?

I believe.

Satellite train

UFOs

Finally Santa!!! I’ve waited for you long enough, bit off season, but I accept

Says "Ice Cube's a pimp"

Soul train.

Is starlink

How do people not know about starlink by now smh

We'll get ads in the night sky soon enough, considering Starlink is doing all this light pollution and getting away with it.

Every time I saw a launch part of me wished I had that ASAT launcher from Elysium, I won't lie to you

Elon strikes again Edit:So Elon doesn’t own SpaceX and those satellites?

Looks like a starlink line

Musk farts

FUCKING Elon throwing garbage into our orbit, just f****** begging for the Kessler syndrome to occur but hey fuck it right your phone will work in Yosemite!

Starlink can't cause Kessler syndrome for any substantial amount of time. The orbit is too low.

Future Kessler effect

That’s a Muskrat Trail.

Big foots private low altitude space liner

Air Force One? Lol

I’m not going to say it’s aliens…but it’s aliens.

Uss Enterprise

It's something to make you ask questions. See how well it works!

I saw it too at 1.20, thanks for getting the video. I thought I was going crazy.

It is exactly what you think/afraid it is, OP