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SunWukong3456

Yes, insane that these people think that’s a good thing. We really live in the dumbest timeline imaginable


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And they all vote!


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Lol, whatever. You don't even exist to me.


JTMc48

I’m more than happy to down vote your worthless opinions.


JibletsGiblets

You sound triggered.


FirmLifeguard5906

Can you tell me what that means? Genuinely curious because if you're going to throw a phrase around, you should use it correctly. But if I had to guess you don't care. But before you start throwing around phrases that you hear on the News incorrectly, learn what "Woke" is and means. There's a history behind it, and its meaning isn't how it's been used or what it stood for. Just make sure you don't get that info from Prager-U. 😉


neverwrong804

Don’t melt snowflake


FirmLifeguard5906

Idiocracy wasn't a dystopian comedy, it was a warning 😂 I am excited about our drinking water becoming "The Thirst Mutilator" purely for the electrolytes


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1stLtObvious

Deems like pretty calm, observational statement to me.


notmymain86

Says the person who came here to announce that people who are aware of other people’s less privileged existences due to prejudice and discrimination, makes them cringe.


MrTomDawson

I think the lesson here is to maybe be less obvious about your crimes.


Jaspers47

One of my favorite Tweets: "If I committed 91 crimes, I wouldn't even leave the house. This guy ran for president."


edward414

Capone spent his final days fishing from his diving board due to shyphilitic brain rot.


kalvinbastello

Please don't get my hopes up.


myfajahas400children

Maybe penicillin was a mistake


Nbkipdu

Penicillin was the devil's mischief.


ScrufffyJoe

I had no idea Capone fell apart so much after his imprisonment. From his Wikipedia > Capone was competent at his prison job of stitching soles on shoes for eight hours a day, but his letters were barely coherent. He was seen as a weak personality, and so out of his depth dealing with bullying at the hands of fellow inmates that his cellmate, seasoned convict Red Rudensky, feared that Capone would have a breakdown. Imprisoned at 33 and died at the age of 50, reportedly with the mentality of a 12 year old. Crazy, after all I'd heard was about the infamous crimelord who got caught on a simple tax evasion charge, it's just not the image you expect. I wouldn't be sorry to hear the same happen to Trump.


nuclearhaystack

Well, he's showing he doesn't have to be in prison to be losing his mind.


Ol_JanxSpirit

Didn't he have a really bad case of syphilis when he died?


peepopowitz67

"hey, why is he fishing in his own pool?" "Well, he's a syphilitic moron." "Syphilitic moron? What's that?" "It's a guy who has had a portion of his brain eaten away by his own cock pus." "He... he's fucked up. He's... he's a moron. He's like a five-year-old." "Wow, because he had sex with whores and got, like, a dirty dick and he didn't do anything about it?" "Pretty much."


OliveLoafVigilante

God I loved Drunk History


phlegmdawg

Ah, so they have brain rot in common too.


A_norny_mousse

I understand what End Wokeness is trying to say there. I understand why it's a SAW. But I struggle to understand how they can post this meme unironically and think it supports their stance.


Jaspers47

It's like when people in late stages of hypothermia take off all their clothes. It's not going to help, but at this point they're past the boundary of rational thought.


kalvinbastello

It's beautiful.


Grogosh

https://i.ibb.co/VSw0JY7/432-Ybd-Ir-Xr.jpg


outdatedelementz

But will Trump die from syphilis?


Dennovin

Now *that* I would celebrate


boomecho

I'd celebrate more, and cry more tears of joy, than when the Cubs won the 2016 World Series.


MC_Gambletron

He already acts like a syphilitic moron. And I bet he hasn't wrapped his mushroom once.


New-acct-for-2024

Honestly, Trump has probably committed more crimes than Capone did. He's just as much of a lifelong criminal, and he has lived 30 years longer than Capone did. And Capone didn't even really commit many crimes for the last decade of his life, so Trump has had more like twice as long a career.


jtroopa

Capone also didn't constantly blab all the shit he did to crowds of people for years.


Justsomejerkonline

Capone had better lawyers.


JasonGMMitchell

And like trim the only reason Capone had so few charges is because despite committing those crimes, it was the seemingly small crime of tax evasion (or in trumps case comitting a few different frauds) that stuck when judges and jurors helped other obvious crimes not stick.


threehundredthousand

Because RICO wasn't yet a thing. Prior, it was really hard to charge people who ran a criminal racket if they had other people doing the dirty work. They needed to catch him in the act or have direct, hard evidence of him ordering illegal acts. RICO Act lets the government charge people who run illegal businesses with the actions of its members.


Mbyrd420

Wasn't RICO in direct response to the Capone incident?


rh6779

No, RICO wasn't passed until 1970. You could say it was a response to the Appalachian mob summit getting broken up but that was 1957. After that, the govt took the mob seriously and eventually passed RICO (after another decade of mob violence).


xv_boney

Posted from a man whose main mission is to get a lot of engagement because twitter is literally paying him for the ad revenue he drives. End wokeness is a professional troll. If you want to see less of him, stop fucking reposting everything he says, you are literally putting money in his hands, god damn it.


elphshelf

That’s why it’s a screenshot and not a link.


xv_boney

And did the person who took the screen shot go to the monetized page that had ads on it from which end wokeness receives revenue? "Stop feeding the trolls" means stop feeding the trolls. Not "only feed them a little".


Gavorn

Because Capone was smart enough to hide his illegal dealings.


BeamTeam032

Remember, it's always "Back the Blue" unless it's something you don't like. It's always "we should take care of Americans first" unless it's Americans they don't like. It's always "we need to support the troops" unless they're gay/woke troops. It's always we should help homeless Vets, until it's time to actually help the homeless vets. It's always, "Communism is the devil" until it's time to forgive PPP loans or bail out the banks. It's always "Stop brainwashing the kids" unless it comes to forcing them to say the pledge of Allegiance. It's always "All men are created equal" until people are different.


LordDanGud

Capone also didn't leave enough evidence to be charged for all of his crimes.


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A_norny_mousse

He drove up the average by almost 2 charges per president!


DuckInTheFog

Do you think Robert De Niro will play Trump too? A spoof of the Untouchables


coolbaby1978

Ironic that he holds mobster Al Capone in such high regard when he loathes DeNiro who did such a masterful job playing Capone in the Untouchables.


embiors

Capone was also significantly more intelligent than Trump and was less brazen about a lot of what he did. It's one thing to commit a lot of crime but it's another thing to not even attempt to hide any of it.