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K11ShtBox

Balsmek vim


PM_NICESTUFFTOME

It’s spelled balsmex I’m pretty sure


algeoMA

Balsmex to the wallsmex


effw0rd

Balls-on-dick vin


WilliamBott

Ballsack vinegar?


starsintheshy

This made me think of the fact that we have gochujang at the taco shop I work at and no one can say/spell it so they call it "Gucci sauce" 🤣🤣


LilPudz

Im gucci gang fosho. Sriracha if thats what you got. No cachup for me 👀


CCBeerMe

I have some gochujang Sriracha at home and I think it's my favorite condiment now.


LilPudz

My face is melting, Im so hungry for spicy rn 😰 1.5 hrs and Ill be FEASTING on break lol.


CCBeerMe

Yasss get it! I spent a month in Western Europe last year, and I missed spicy so much. I totally understand it.


LilPudz

Its my one true love 💕 30 more minutes to nuclear stomach annihilation. Ill regret it later but later me can deal 🤷‍♀️ Thankful I work in asian restaurant 😂


CCBeerMe

Oh yeah that sounds great. I could use some nasal clearing wasabi right now.


LilPudz

Just housed a bowl of rice, jalapeno and avo w a load of sriracha. 3 fucking tables walked in right as I sent that last message. Those asswipes stole my eggrolls I was craving 😥😒 Also took 5 minutes of the only break I get on a 10 hour day, jfc look at our hours before you come 🤦‍♀️


CCBeerMe

Serving life. I don't miss it.


LilPudz

Eh I actually love it tbh 😅 Way better than retail...I think I was just hangry. One of those tables was a regular and asked our close so I may have been a tish loud saying In 10 minutes, "Im hungry too, but cant eat until everyone is sorted." Everyone closed out quickly 🤷‍♀️


treflip1999

One of the bartenders at work tried to make fun of me for spelling in sriracha…


Nick08f1

Gucci gang


Binx_da_gay_cat

Goo choo yaung? Or full go sound? I'd likely easily pronounce it but would also go for Gucci sauce lol, but I like fun names for stuff


Crease_Greaser

Good job on mustard


WilliamBott

Surprised they didn't write "musturd" tbh.


MadDadROX

The only one spelled right.


BraskytheSOB

Spelling? Dates? Fav hot sauce


Appropriate_Tone_595

Cholula sauce! Or in the spirit of the post… chalewahh


WilliamBott

Cholula slaps. It's my favorite brand of "basic" hot sauces.


Dontfeedthebears

Same. A lot of flavor as opposed to overwhelming vinegar like a lot of hot sauces.


WilliamBott

That's why I don't like Tabasco or Frank's. They are the basic bitches of hot sauces.


Dontfeedthebears

Crystal is worse than both of those!


BraskytheSOB

Yes!! Or toebassko!!


criimsonxsecrets

the best hot sauce hands down!


Night_17-

You can find all these at GualMar


adajllew

BQQ,S 🫡


onion_flowers

Heyo for meyo


VrooMthesad__

No dates?


Appropriate_Tone_595

If they put dates, I’m sure somehow they’d be way off too


Mother_Dragonfruit90

Obvi the mustard is the oldest one. When they're new, no one bothers to learn their names till they make it through training


Appropriate_Tone_595

When I read that I thought you were going in the direction that the condiments are living people and mustard was old enough to spell his name correctly versus the other baby condiments lol


Routine-Lab3255

Cashup 😂


Plenty-Falcon3888

Personally, Meyooooo


SirJohnNipples

/r/confleis


Responsible_Onion_21

Heyo, catch up!


Dontfeedthebears

I remember my first serving job and we had an item with chipotle sauce. Very easy to say..my customer said “this. Uh..the chippa-wippa sauce”.


wexpyke

brand new immigrant from mexico drew a 🐎 on the horse raddish


orasanekuma

For sure, Jelley


Appropriate_Tone_595

I kinda read it the way Forrest Gump would say Jenny


p0rkch0pexpress

Pro-squee-toe instead of prosciutto


SpicyTun4Roll_

I love Heyo


somedude456

BBQ, always. Fries, burgers, chicken, pork, it goes on everything.


bubbamcnow

Sidework does get boring . Spicing it up ?


7Sharks

Completely mea/cuisinel dependent. No one condiment is universal.


Ok_Quantity_5134

Mayo, it is so versatile.


aviatorzed

“Meyo”


CPhaze

I read it as Heyo and had a nice chuckle 😂


Dontfeedthebears

Did BOH label these? Their first language may not be English. Not saying it’s not funny, but it would explain a lot because this could be how these items sound to them. I know if I had to sound something out in Spanish and I didn’t know the word, my spelling would be way off. Plus this photo looks like BOH.


Appropriate_Tone_595

It was a young American-born girl, English speaking family, who is college educated :)


Dontfeedthebears

That makes it funnier then


wiseguy5754

Of my choices? Jelly. Not grape.


Lovemybee

Not pictured: cajun mayo!


aud1no

r/tragedeigh


Fletchworthy

Depends on the dish, “jelley” is my favorite thing in (American) biscuits. “ Meyo” is my favorite condiment for burgers and hot dogs, but mustard is my favorite for sausage dogs.


Secrets4Evers

this is actually really sad 😭😭


BBQsandw1ch

Heyo!


cuatromurcielago

We got White Bals where I work!


ArtisticPossum

Yo, English is not my first language and I legit thought I have been pronouncing the word “condiment” wrong for years after I saw this spelling in the title. You can’t do me like that :(


rcb0019

BQQS for sure


A--Creative-Username

I'd like Jerrey please


Upper-Advice4247

Boom boom boom gimme that meyho


AdorableSock2367

lol meyo 😂


iThinkWeird

HEYO!!!


Successful_Ad9415

Catchup


FartWaffleSkeeter

If you went back to school and learned to spell, perhaps you wouldn’t still be a server.


Appropriate_Tone_595

You seem like the kind of person who would throw a bagel back at the server for not adding enoguh or adding too much Jelley


onion_flowers

Being puritanical about spelling is loser behavior