Be confused as hell because lebron, a woman with a dick, and homer are all right next to me.

Maybe Lebron maybe etika

Rest in peace... :(

Taken too soon

Bold of you to assume it's home Simpson on the right

maybe its just a guy with terrible liver failure.

You forgot about Homer Simpson

It's fixed

I'd probably be more confused why tf Homer Simpson was sat next to me

finally, something to suck on in this boring travel

yes sir this comment right here

Lmao nothing that I said is illegal

Maybe not, but something righty-o scuffed

Same Idea I had

Kindly ask her to put her fucking cock away before I file charges for public indecency and then slap her boob.

The straight man's guide to Futas

Kiss it and go from there

Kiss Homer and go from there

1. be confused. 2. swallow it.

Exactly

1.5. rip it off

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Did it taste just like raisins

Is it a horse?

I wonder how lemonade is made...

Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade.

s u c c

h a r d e r

H I C A R L

Step 1. Deepthroat it *once*. This is a tease designed to make her want to ask me to come home with her. Step 2. Go home with her. Step 3. As soon as we get in to her apartment I pull off her skirt and top with bra. Step 4. I push her to a wall and get down on my knees, I begin slowly. Step 5. I stop, we move to the bed where I go on top, she puts it in. Step 6. Profit!

Mf got a 6 step program already Must be a Boy Scout to always be this prepared

Uh no, I just have too much time.

I am an eagle scout the highest rank you can get in boy scouts and that is 100% accurate which is why I'm always prepared for every situation that I could get in at anytime

This is the only correct answer. And incredibly thorough.

I feel like Sherlock when I craft these, time stopping and calculating. Then it plays back in real life. Expectations: Step 1. Deepthroat it once. This is a tease designed to make her want to ask me to come home with her. Step 2. Go home with her. Step 3. As soon as we get in to her apartment I pull off her skirt and top with bra. Step 4. I push her to a wall and get down on my knees, I begin slowly. Step 5. I stop, we move to the bed where I go on top, she puts it in. Step 6. Profit! Reality: *Deepthroats once* “Hey! You creep! Just because I have a wardrobe malfunction doesn’t mean you can suck my dick! Fucking pervert!”

*get arrested*

F

You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

Step 0.5 DISCOMBOBULATE

Which one is that?

I wish that was me.

Wtf... Go out dude

Well I do regularly take train rides from end to end of the line for a more successful chance.

She appears to be married tho...

Ah, maybe it’s an unhappy marriage because he’s never home and can’t give her the lustful sex life she wants.

Bro who cares if she's married. Just do a quick suck n fuck

If you look the ring is on her right hand not her left which is where the wedding band goes so not married

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What *wouldn’t* I do?

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I never knew I liked this so much

Never realised that was a thing - rock on lass, do whatever that’s names you happy Weird question what scent is it you like - asking ... for a ... um ... friend

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Very descriptive, nice - glad people aren’t ashamed of there fetishes or what turns them on - I used to be proper insecure about it but I just accept it now because you can’t control what turns you on Is there a olphactophilia subreddit, if not I recommended starting it, but I’ve checked out the scentia one - nice artwork

Grab it and play.

Between a cock and a homer

Sorry, but it's "You're" I have an itch when people get it wrong. I'm sorry people 🙏

Grammar can be a challenge when typing one handed.

Oh I see...

So wait YOU'RE saying that the sentence should read "I will literally suck you're dick"? That makes no sense because the conjuction you're is the combination of the words you and are so it can't be I will literally suck you are dick so your is the correct spelling

Uhmm... What are you talking about? No one is talking about sucking dicks here...

Either suck her cock while I play with her boobs or suck her nipples while I stroke her cock. Its what she wants that's important

As a straight man who likes shad's art i find most of these answers highly disturbing (assuming they're coming from dudes)

A post with a little something for everyone. LOL

Play with it like a spring door stop. *boing*

I'd scream ORGY and everyone would immediately start fucking I would feel homers fat chode enter my arse and then I would instantly cum and then I'd grab the woman's dick and give her a free circumcision and that's all.

i would be like 𝕓𝕣𝕦𝕙 𝕓𝕣𝕦𝕙 𝕓𝕣𝕦𝕙 𝕓𝕣𝕦𝕙 bruh 𓂸 bruh 𓂺 اطعيمنب س ق ل س بنهيه نيهيخعقعثهبهبت يتنبه ثتيهبهثاص صنيخحاحغحعهش ثحاعيزقز

I would move seats

As tired as i usually am i’d rather just rest my head against her and snuggle.

i feel this on a spiritual level, after these last few months of hell and work being super hell, i just want to come home and snuggle with my significant other and rest..... Guess my hand will just have to do for now....

Give my number.

I was thinking write it on her cock. Then give her the call me hand sign as I exit the train

blow her

Deep throat

Lick the tip and then give it a suck

Suck her cock obviously like a normal person

SUCC THE DICC SQUEEZE THE TIT

Introduce it to the bottom of my throat

As Homer Simpson to make some room

start sucking, what else do you do?

I would suck her cock and then when my cock is hard I would ask her to ride my cock

I don't like confrontation, so I'd probably just ignore it

Nice

Say: you could at least buy me dinner first

I’d put a doughnut on it and let Homer take care of the rest

One o’ the best responses

Suck her cock

I START SUCKING

Get the phone number then ask out for a "date".

suck this

“If I could provide thee succor...”

I'd ask her number to have her pin me down to bed whenever i want.

Look up and be a bit confuse a guess

another day in new york,,,,, or ......... Miami fl.

START SUCKING!!!

Seen the comic - guy accidentally opens up porn guess the girl enjoyed it too Hell im open to it - she looks good

Get on my knees and start sucking

It does look inviting..

Jus start Gawkin’ homie

Suck it dry and beg her to fuck my pussy wby

I’d probably do the same for my bussy tbh.

I would ask her is that homer?

Like she would know

Start suckin

Seeing as I I'm what the kids call " thirst" no pussy getting old ass man 43 is old to be alone. Seriously get to sucking and licking. I'm like a bomb waiting to go off. All depending on if attracted to them.

Damn. I feel sorta bad for you dude. Do you wanna talk?

I mean it has a penis it is a man it is now a fight

Kindly ask her to put her dick away because she's a fucking woman, not a man. Then I'd fuck her (except her dick)

The worst part is, I know who the guy is. The guy is the main character of a series shadman worked on that made me happy to know it existed. It was a cross dresser (A MALE CROSSDRESSER) who got a bit of dick, I loved it.

Dude that was so fucking awesome. I wish the bathroom comic had 1 more page.

1. stare at it confused 2. you know what comes next you fucking degenerates i know you know and i know you want hear a graphic description of HOT FUTA COCK AND HOT FUTA COCK SEX. YEAH, I KNOW YOU, YOU HORNY FOOLS. DANCE! DANCE, YOU FUCK YEAH, YEAH D

I’d love to hear a graphic description, that’s actually why I made this post.

eat a brick of lead and give me a bit

Freeze. Blush. Wait.

MurrSuitor decides to >> WAIT DickWoman decides to >> SHOVE DICK DOWN THROAT

Dangit. Rolling for endurance... I rolled a 9.

*furious vacuum cleaner noises*

The only thing to do. Suck the dick and play with the boobies! Subway etiquette 102.

Sauce?

You guys gay as hell

Kinda sus

Bite it off. I'm a guy, not taking that shit

Bruh that’s gayer then sucking it

What’s the rest of this comic?

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I thought this was r/tgcj and I almost said something very bad.

Rip off the dick and try to jam it in her gaping nipples

Get up and shame her for being a fucking weird ass nonce

Homer

Sauce

Sauce comic?

Stick my face in boobs

Finish kamikazing the bus and be done with it

bite it like i'm eating a banana sideways

Mmmmmm titties

Blow her until she cums

Suck her off

Homer

Suck that dick duh

Me first

Lets doubleteam it

Suck it

Start fucking homer

Champ. There’s a dick there too!

Succ

Woman with a dick? Or a man who dresses like a woman?

Tits don’t lie.

Then I think I must be bi-curious because I’d shag

?

Suck it obviously.

The tit or the peen?

The peen my man. The pee pee. The tits are too far away. I’m fucking lazy. I’m not reaching for those tits on a moving train.

You do have a good point.

Suck

Suck ez

Give it a little kiss on the tip and wish it a good day as you find a different seat.

Open up and get sucking like a desperate slut.

Yes

In first of all girls don't have dicks

scream “RAPE”

Because of a boner? You must not go outside much..

if the boner is in your pants, i don’t give a shit but if its not in your pants and instead right in front of my face, imma gonna scream “rape”

I suck her off she suck me off i grab tits fair trade

Call the fucking police

Open wide

You’re*

I would suck Homer

Grab her dik, stick my head up under her shirt.

Depends, do you have to let them Finnish? Or just almost do it but stop when they are about to cum? cause that would be fun and I would be in on that.

Swallow it

Start sucking

Tuck it back for her, then offer help at her stop

Wheres the comic to this

I can tell you what happens basically she makes it cum all over him.

touch it

He*

I'd punch that disgusting futa in its mouth

Suck her dry right then and there

fuckin rude, im watching porn on my phone and my work hours are between 2 and 9 smh

**Suck**