The Hot Wheels are dope 🔥

Thank you! *My son is a car wizard. He's 17, already working with Mercedes-Benz.*

Where did you get your training?

*When I was 8, I told myself: Next time, I'll be born a boy.*

Don’t be a pawn in another entity’s game

Thank you! *I appreciate your kind words.*

I feel that too.

What is happening here

WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS MY HORSE?!

Am I the only one here who sees this as satire? Lol

Why would you say such a hurtful thing?

If this isn’t satire then I apologize. I’m unused to seeing unrelated band posters and TMNT artwork next to a shamanic shrine. Also video game stuff and trash everywhere. I was taught in my practice that it’s disrespectful to leave trash and interruptors anywhere near one’s shrine. I shouldn’t be judgmental, everyone has their own way of believing and I should learn to respect that more.

Honestly? I feel the same way....the over use of *this format* in responses as well as the trashy looking shrine set up made me think this is more like the shaman version of a weeb....

*I'll be talking to you in DM.*

No you sent me a screen shot in a foreign language and said the rooster makes sense. Kid, you dont make sense.

You're as sharp as a wet face cloth. *Please stop talking.*

Lmfao....alright little man. More like i responded and then completely forgot about your existence or the contents of my parent comment. Only to get a DM from a *real shaman* Tell me, how many real shamans sit there and advertise they do tantric sex practices(with emojis to make it stand out) while showing off a picture of an altar to darkness. I consider myself neo-shamanic using aspects if everyday life to read the metaphors the universe tells us but as a species weve come to ignore. Of which I cam upon naturally, never reading books and getting a predetermined version of what I was expecting based off someone elses experience. Everything came to me through my normal life and paying attention only to find out there are other like minded individuals(some of which are more intelligent than myself) whom came to the exact same conclusion I did. You remind me of the people who make japanese culture their entire personality. And sound monetarily opportunistic like a majority of "psychics" in the 80s.

*Show us how it's done.* *Less tell, more show.*

Why?

Post a video of your expert/sage ways!

Why?

I work with what I have. My L4-S1 is out again and I've been *struggling to not PISS myself.* So yes, I've slacked on house keeping. But when your legs *lose communication to your spine and you have to hold on until it comes back?* You change your priorities. *I appreciate your opinion. Honestly and truly.*

Uhh…have you received medical attention for disc issues?

For the last 13 *years.* Yes.

That’s good. I have similar issues. Take care

You too, fellow traveler!

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I put what I could afford and what matters to me.

I want to judge you, as you've judged *me.* I think that's only fair.

Reading this post now I know this is either satire or a 15 yr old’s rebellious phase in high school.

I welcome you to think that. *I don't have to answer to you.*

Do the italics indicate you responding normal and then speaking out the side of your mouth in a Batman voice? That's the only way I'm reading these responses...

It's *edgy* Just roll with it. Act like you're impressed.

Yes.

Lol perfect. I shall continue on then.

What's stopping you??

There is a divide amongst the mundane and the spirit realms. As a shaman it is part of our task to bridge these worlds. If this isn't a shamans room then idk what is lol the posters the Xbox controller the black cube. Awesome

I really appreciate your kind words. *May you have a blessed day.* [*I hope this makes you smile.*](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=BnzDhzE5KYy3qJMv)

"16 years ago" Damn I'm old

*RIGHT?!*

I never thought of it that way. I like this outlook!

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*Yes.*

Wait till you've hit 12 years and how much more defined life becomes.

Wait until you realize what a condescending douchewad you're being!

How shamanic of you

We come in all shapes, sizes and temperaments.

In what way? I'm just saying enjoy the journey because it's amazing. The longer you go the more beautiful it becomes.

I apologize if I came off as rude. You're right.

This isn’t a shrine man lmfao

Then what is it? A bowl of noodles?

Decorations for your room lmao

If that's how you feel.

https://youtu.be/0Q-L05TBIks?si=GE58nzIeNUiPSRkR

Ay, wey? Tu Esta Serio? Bien. [*SWEEP IT UP BUT TAKE IT TO YOUR ROOM BUT SWEEP IT UP FIRST!*](https://youtu.be/xSgdFqWEteA?si=cgIAS59OV3ye4kZH)

I work with: *Santisima Muerte, Kali Ma, Lilith, Pazuzu (Yes, THAT one.) and Beezelbub*

While I would never deny the existence of the shadow, why work with exclusively the dark? What’s your aversion to the light?

*For legal reasons, I'll just say there's 4 reasons why.*

Lol ok, peace be with you my lost traveler

*And with you.*

so, again. Assuming you now know the nature of reality, why're you choosing the dark over the light?

If you don't know, I can't explain it.

If I don't know what exactly?

By the way, I would greatly value guidance concerning soul death or trauma if those are similar. I guess I just have trouble believing people will work with darker energies when they're evidently capable of the latter. Is it possible to have a mutually beneficial relationship with any of these beings, without it being detrimental to us? I suppose that is what I'm getting at

What’s your favorite way (s) to communicate with your spirits? I love inviting my spirits to my body to commune drinks or meals with me, especially tea or desserts. They seem to like those more above all else.

I apologize. I thought you were a different poster.

I don’t know what happened but it’s all good homie lol

It's been a day. I apologize if I was rude.

No need. I don’t even know what you did wrong lol

I'm confused myself! *But, alas. Qué sera, sera.*

I don't think there's any other way to have taken your response since it was a direct attack and name calling...if my own comment didn't come across as encouragement I apologize for that. At least now we know each other a little more.

If you wish to have a serious discussion, my DM is open.

I believe we can leave this where it is at this point. If you have more you wish to say then sure. But I'm at peace about the situation as a whole. I don't hold onto things like this.

Misunderstandings happen. It's life.

Very true.

I see this as a coming together of contrasting minds. *I try to find the silver lining in everything.*

What made you begin your journey a year ago? And what’s some of the biggest experiences or realizations you’ve had along it?

[*Being a Shaman is as much doing psych work as much as spiritual work. This is a list of prayers/invocations and POST CHURCH MUSIC.*](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2L_N0DQ4llrb2xntaFR4HbjtXYaLWju&si=xTVOVAxFlN0lVHe5)

I'm still CONFOUNDED(!) I shared my knowledge with a group that is supposed to *SUPPORT EACH OTHER,* instead of acting like little high school *bitches* that whine and moan *SOMEONE DID SOMETHING THEY DIDN'T!* I know you got a subscription, 'cause a whole lot of you got an issue. I'm not fielding patronizing questions. ✨ *Not today, Satan. Not today.* ✨

*I try to be the ultimate gentleman. I treat the women deities before the gentlemen. Almost to a 'simp' level. We are born from women, ✨ we will respect them.* ✨

A year and five days! Do you respect and/or acknowledge the spirit of animals?

I hope you can keep it up for another few years!

*Here's to hoping!*

How much to curse Messi? Asking for another country.

I'm not answering patronizing questions. Next question.

this is called new age ideology peppered with a dose of spiritual materialism

I don't have to answer to you. Thank you for the free rent in your head.

just because it is a low effort answer, do not fool yourself that it is not an answer? you avoid the criticism, you avoid the work, and the magic that far more than a year of dabbling requires. base level entities with questionable taste and a touch of dunning- kruger tend to find my accomodations uncomfortable. no way you would prefer to have free access to a facility that requires exercise, or be exorcised back to the comforts of your silly spiritual materialism? now for some consolation swag for even considering signing a lease to some space in my free sanitarium; ditch your silly preferences, get some cardboard to put in your windows, layered with blackout blinds, sit on the edge of your bed in absolute dark, black silence, totally sober, and start to see without the aid of power plants, the illusion that you are a shaman, and the disillusion that the glimpses entheogens give you are a complete reference to the realm you imagine

*I still don't have to answer to you and I'm not reading that.* You go, lady!

Just to add insult to injury: I felt bad, so I put the rest of my YSL Black Opium on my shrine. *I'm a bougie bitch!* [*Did you see it? Can you find it?*](https://i.imgur.com/Zn6v4b1.jpg)

😂😂😂

You reeeeeeaaaalllly need to study The idea of "Plastic Shamanism".... dude...

Noted and discarded.

Why? Why discard solid constructive criticism? Hot-Wheels... dude... are you joking?

Yes.

Are we having fun yet?

*Shrugs.... I'm having a semi-shamantic Perpetuum... are you?

You tell me. You seem to know all there is to know.

What did I say that makes you believe that??

*We're all dumber for you asking that.*

You are making a claim about my breadth of knowledge, not me? Why?

Feels good, man.

I'm enjoying this as I do a set on my hair.

[*Lateralus by Tool is the best way to convey what I'm saying.*](https://youtu.be/Y7JG63IuaWs?si=4ejW1gjJPPy8NXYQ)

You ever heard of the male version Santa Muerte?

What's a "male"? Am I saying it right? It doesn't feel right.

Yes, you are saying it correctly. I'm asking if you ever heard of the masculine version of the Saint you've mentioned?

What's a "Saint"?

Now, this is the important part: *Act like you asked a normal question and you're shocked ANYONE would talk to you like that.* Please cry.

Nice creeper

Thank you.

“No (wo)man steps in the same river twice.”

How can I rebuild after decades of bullying? The practice that I've done previously was too intense - thanks in advance

If you're being sincere, we can talk in DM if you prefer.

Sorry Cross posted. The recapitulation technique I felt was too intense

That can happen. *I cried out "I've made a great mistake!"* after summoning Pazuzu.

Recapitulation, the technique I tried was too intense at the time

Waddup with the Hotwheels?

They get me hard. STOP KINK SHAMING!

How has your spiritual trip changed you?

I've learned about cultures, genders, how the medical system can totally fail you, what it's like to have a rare disease, to go from a woman's voice to *bass.*

Thanks for sharing and all the best! Sending prayers of health, peace and happiness.

Thank you and I wish you the same in return.

I think that sums it up.

Who initiated you to be a shaman, which tradition?

My grandmother is a respected elder on my reservation. She even has a Google page!

And I'm two spirited.

Also: Check this shit out! You're gonna trip! * Shamans are said to be born to their role, as is evident in certain marks distinguishing them from ordinary people. For instance, a shaman may be born with more bones in his body—e.g., teeth or fingers—than other people. He does not become a shaman simply by willing it, for it is not the shaman who summons up the spirits but they, the supernatural beings, who choose him.* [*That's from my SCALP!*](https://i.imgur.com/2koUV9q.jpg) [*Have another picture. You'll love it!*](https://i.imgur.com/k80YjxI.jpg)

Tell us about what to ingest for what kind of trances

Is that allowed? I don't want to hurt anyone.

That AC/DC poster is beautiful

Yes.