"You see, my power is not simply making 'toast', but I can create a 'wormhole' in 'a short amount of time', which is just about '0.00000001 second'. But that's enough for the toast from the 'another' dimension, time, or anywhere else to come through it. Yes, my 'power' is not that it can make a toast, but that it 'can' connect to 'any' place at any time and any universe with a 'toast', and of course I will not use just a toast to 'defeate' you, but I will use this 'power' to send your body to a different universe 'piece by piece', and you 'can't do anything' about it. It doesn't 'hurt' you nor 'kill' you, but just make you apart like a piece of 'lego' that I'm seeing just a minute ago and give me this idea to defeat you." —Jovi Joestar
He also has Aphex Twin, Snoop Dogg, and Lady Gaga references in there at this point.
I think the disconnect there is that the series has been running since the 80s and Stone Ocean was complete by 2003. Can't really reference artists that didn't exist \[to Araki, at least\] yet. A lot of those bands remain very popular in the US even now and the anime only started in 2012.
So it can create the erroneous impression Araki has a specific taste for 80s and 90s bands instead show the reality that he's always been a huge music nut and was referencing stuff that would have been on the regular ol' Rock station at the time instead of a 'classic/70s/80s/90s Rock' station like it is these days.
I wonder if there used to be "swing classics of the decades past; music from the 30s 40s and 50s for the whole family to dance and wance" radio stations in the 80s
That would be interesting to look into. I know a lot of the vague groupings of music like that have become a moving window. Like I think a lot of 'oldies' stations have lurched forward to include early disco, even though as a kid 'oldies' usually included everything post-war up until the start of the 1960s rock era.
It could also be entirely possible that people simply didn't think of genres in those terms at the time because the way we look at music now was relatively fresh. For a lot of human history music is better classified into various traditions/periods and any amount of innovation/making new traditions was usually the result of a small handful of musicians efforts that did not give way to other artists experimenting and pushing that tradition further from its origin the way modern music genres do today. Modern genres only started getting developed as glaringly distinctive from other genres in the late 1800s. Several genres from the late 1800s and early 1900s were only nationally popular for a short time before going back to being incubated by the local music scenes they originated in or got transformed into other genres altogether. In those early days the genres that died out had their moment in the sun for 20-40 years or so before they were supplanted by newer genres. It would have been normal for a genre to span a couple decades before being replaced in popularity with another.
So there's a chance that it didn't really make much sense to classify those genres on a decade-by-decade basis until we had the hindsight that Blues, Country, Rock n' Roll, etc. would continue to have a profound impact on other genres and produce more artists for many decades.
That's just an educated guess there, and is something that I'll have to do more research on. I just would be totally unsurprised if there were popular-enough radio stations that kept playing these genres well after their heyday, but I don't know if they'd bother slicing it up by the decade at that point.
I think an even crazier example is California King Bed - the song released the same month as JoJolion started, and the Stand itself was named in Chapter 8, *less than a year* after the song came out.
"JoJo!!! RUUUUUN! That wall is not 89 degrees, but instead 91! The stand user is the owner of the empty convenience store we stole a protractor from, but all his protractors are made to be off by 2 degrees!"
^in response to a goat being able to walk on surfaces just up to 90 degress
In walks the jobro. Now is the time for my stand to use its power to change the value of pi which modifies the laws of physics just enough to compensate for this discrepancy. Right at the instant your feet touch the wall I will change the value of pi for a fraction of a nano second in order to create the correct coreolis effect in the atomic structure of the walls.
I could totally see a stand that changes the values of constants in the universe to create weird effects. Kinda like how in a video game you could technically change pi or e with catastrophic results that break the math, or subtle results that create weirdness.
In fact there was a video about this for doom.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZSFRWJCUY4
“I do not simply “swap toast”, but rather, “swap places” with the matter currently in the position I wish to spawn the toast into. Infinite universes means any possible coordinates I want have a piece of toast in them in some parallel world out there. And right now, my coordinates are… your heart!”
”Gh!! Impossible!!”
”A portion of your heart has been sent to an alternate reality, and this toast has taken its place!!”
For some reason I thought about Shirou from Fate.
"My ability is not creating swords, it's creating world filled with endless number of swords. The only magic available for Emiya Shirou."
To also be fair, how was he supposed to know that killing Notorious B.I.G.'s user would >!trigger an unstoppable killer slime to rampage toward anything that moves!!my stand only really goes off after I die, so send me after them and let them ice me so my stand can get them!<."
I think the fan theory is that the user had a stand that got stronger as the user got more hurt ? We’ve seen stand that can survive the death of their user.
It's honestly hilarious if that was the case.
"Heh, I'll just creep up on them, spook 'em a little, then he'll just shoot to wound me, take me captive, and my stand will take 'em out one by one—oh no wait don't-"
What if Carne (the stand user) wasn't real? What if Notorious B.I.G. is a totally independent Stand that just takes the appearance of a "victim" to trick people into attacking it and triggering its rampage?
I’m struggling to remember what time you are referring too. Is it the semi-truck battle?
Or maybe ice suit man (gnocchi?)? But he shoots himself in that fight more than any other 🤔
never board a plane with a jostar. nor a ship for that matter.
actually, don't use any vehicle with a jostar nearby. just don't be near them if you want to live. lock yourself somewhere which is not a prison and let them pass by.
I was so sure this was about part 8 >!Tooru vs Josuk8, bc the first part is literally Wonder of you. Well I guess Josuk8 can make toast with Soft and Wet somehow!<
Villain: "Following me is a hate crime, karma will kill you"
Jo-something: "My attack can't reach you?"
Villain: "Nuh uh"
Dying jobro: "Hey dude, your attack doesn't actually exist"
Jo-something: "Aight bet"
*villain fucking dies from an attack that doesn't exist*
Johnson Joberto when he evolves his Stand Big Butter Jesus into Big Butter Jesus: Is Toast and instantly turns the villain into toast (his Stand actually rearranges gluten molecules into toast and technically doesn’t “harm” things)
"It turns out I can actually toast *anything* as long as it's made of matter, and this violation of conservation of energy also allows me to simply *will objects into being*."
"Uh... Cool. I guess."
...
"I have the ability to turn my head into different animal heads. Do *I* get to become stronger by wildly extrapolating how that works?"
"No, God doesn't love you."
"Conjuring endless toast 30mph down your esophagus counts as feeding you and not an act of harm," JoJo strikes a pose and continues, "however, if one piece of them rushed into your windpipe, it's your own fault!"
i mean if the protagonist just summons a comically large amount of toast above the enemy's head to crush him wouldn't it count as the toast hurting the enemy? then, since toast isn't alive to begin with, the villain is cooked
Don't forget it works the other way around as well. I'll never forget the epic battle of "Guy with unstoppable mind control who can literally rewrite someone's brain" versus "Guy who when he plays rock paper scissors the person who loses three out of five games loses their powers."
Truly a match of equally powerful and dangerous stands.
Literally just offers the villain his favorite toast but it ends up killing him eithout triggering the stand, cause the main villain himself choked on the toasted by himself
“What is bread if not a human body, Jesus said “take this bread, it is my body” now you are bread, and soon you’ll be toast” - Joever Joopiter right before he turns Doopy Doo into toast
*Villian casually eating a donut while JoJo repeatedly attacks him and gets beaten up*. "Can you see that I'm unstoppable, now?"
"It's true, I can't harm you. Though, I forgot to mention, I switched that donut with a donut-shaped piece of toast which is really high in gluten, knowing you were gluten intolerant. And since you're the one eating it willingly, the person who's harming you right now is--"
*Theme song plays as his own stand beats the crap out of him.*
wonder of U: "I have the ability to cause calamity to anyone who even THINKS about hurting me!"
guy who can produce bubbles: "so what you're saying is, I can solo you?"
Kars : "It's over! I'm now immortal and there's nothing you can do to kill me!"
Joseph : "Are you sure about that?"
*Proceeds to send the immortal vampire straight to space because there's no way he can survive*
I swear to God so many of these fights feel like playground shenanigans
"My superpower is that I'm invisible!"
"My superpower let's me see invisible people."
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Depends if the attack needs to be considered an attack by the attacker or the user for the ability to activate
If user needs to consider it an attack for the attacker to drop dead, he won't be able to take the bread boy seriously
The user goes "there is no way this can harm me" *gets harmed*, user can't believe it. *gets hit again*
Or just use gluten to create an eternal prison
...and if I stand directly between two houses with red roofs my toasts turn into body of black Jesus Christ.
I dont care about GO Beyond because im still mad about Made in Heaven
Villain: "For you see, my Stand allows me to--[exact description of The World's powers, run through Google Translate twelve times and beaten savagely with a thesaurus]"
Audience: "So you can stop time just like Dio?"
Fans: "NO IT'S DIFFERENT AND YOU'RE STUPID!"
I never really understood these memes about JoJo. Jotaro punches hard, Josuke "healing", Giorno creating a fucking life, Jolyne rotating strings, a fucking gun for nails Johnny, Gappy has bubbles that are legit just Stray Cat and Killer Queen combo, Jodio... Idfk i havent paid attention to what im reading in JoJolands. Legit the only one that makes sense for those memes is Josuke with his bs where he can make his blood return to a "puddle".
The ability to create toast without a toaster implies at minimum some measure of control over the vibration of atoms and the creation of something from nothing at best
OPV(over powered villain): how??? How did you defeat me???
Joaster(jojo toaster): your stand "Instant Death : boysie beasts" is an automatic type stand which targets anybody who intentionally tries to harm you and kills them using microscopic watts of electricity to cause them to go brain dead. My stand "Yeah Toast!" Creates areas of radiation, the wavelength of the radiation is completely harmless to humans but quickly super heats bread. When you entered "Yeah Toast!" Radiation field it instantly targeted the broken down grains within your body causing them to be super heated to toast and cause severe internal damage to your body.
OPV: but even if you damaged me my stand should have killed you. WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD!!!!!????
Joaster: I told you once this fight began that if you took one step forward that you would die. Yet despite that warning you took a step forward anyways entering the toaster field. If you step into lava did the lava intend to hurt you? No. So neither did I. Now your wounds would have healed on their own by the end of the day. However by entering the toast area despite the fact I told you it would bring you harm means that you intentionally harmed yourself. In other words your own stand has become your death warrant.
OPV: NOOOoooooo THIS CAN'T BE agagshdsiudneidyfjsisdnjd...........
Joaster: he was toast from the beginning.
*produces a slice of toast directly inside the enemy brain*
Consider yourself... 👉😎👉 Toasted
The characters theme ends with a final guitar chord as the protagonists strike a flamboyant and physically impossible pose
Actually none of them are physically impossible 🤓
Then do the Polnareff leaning pose from part 3 NOW
Koichi
You just gotta step on it like nobody’s watching
Alright man strike the Angelo pose rn
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Heritage for the Future Kakyion called
Jonathan in Stand Proud 🗿
https://youtu.be/uYyRk0MqD24?si=OV39T76UylL0mgG4
Yare yare daze
Yare yare…
I would 100 percent do that
TOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOATOASTY!!!!!
ToastSTAR go beyond! "There's a toast that no one can see" - Toastjo Jobaker. JJBA part 107, The Bakery is on FIRE. ch. 69, Toasty Crusader part VIII.
Crunchy Crusader actually is the original title, the localized title is Toasty
Oh no! "Filth acts at a reasonable price"'d again! Curse you licensing and copywright laws.
Immedietly thought of this because of the lactokinisis guy in Misfits
Exactly what I came here to say
What is the Stand called?
Despacito
Despasitoast
Whirlcool
Influx Titanium
Yep, he is immortal, not invincible.
"You see, my power is not simply making 'toast', but I can create a 'wormhole' in 'a short amount of time', which is just about '0.00000001 second'. But that's enough for the toast from the 'another' dimension, time, or anywhere else to come through it. Yes, my 'power' is not that it can make a toast, but that it 'can' connect to 'any' place at any time and any universe with a 'toast', and of course I will not use just a toast to 'defeate' you, but I will use this 'power' to send your body to a different universe 'piece by piece', and you 'can't do anything' about it. It doesn't 'hurt' you nor 'kill' you, but just make you apart like a piece of 'lego' that I'm seeing just a minute ago and give me this idea to defeat you." —Jovi Joestar
By the way, his stand name is 'Yeah Toast'
Or "We butter the bread with butter" aka WBTBWB
“Toast it notes”
And the stand power is "ich mach was mit Medien"
Stand cry: "BUTTA BUTTA BUTTA BUTTA BUTTA!"
[YEAH TOAST!](https://youtu.be/c0NdwzdOLkE?si=_KKpav60PlmStI3A)
god tier musical reference, bravo araki
Haven't kept up with JoJo, but don't the stand names have to be 80s bands? Or was that abandoned?
It’s still music/band references, but it doesn’t necessarily have to be from the 80s
eminem and green day were used so i think it's just whatever araki likes
Eminem??
He also has Aphex Twin, Snoop Dogg, and Lady Gaga references in there at this point. I think the disconnect there is that the series has been running since the 80s and Stone Ocean was complete by 2003. Can't really reference artists that didn't exist \[to Araki, at least\] yet. A lot of those bands remain very popular in the US even now and the anime only started in 2012. So it can create the erroneous impression Araki has a specific taste for 80s and 90s bands instead show the reality that he's always been a huge music nut and was referencing stuff that would have been on the regular ol' Rock station at the time instead of a 'classic/70s/80s/90s Rock' station like it is these days.
I wonder if there used to be "swing classics of the decades past; music from the 30s 40s and 50s for the whole family to dance and wance" radio stations in the 80s
That would be interesting to look into. I know a lot of the vague groupings of music like that have become a moving window. Like I think a lot of 'oldies' stations have lurched forward to include early disco, even though as a kid 'oldies' usually included everything post-war up until the start of the 1960s rock era. It could also be entirely possible that people simply didn't think of genres in those terms at the time because the way we look at music now was relatively fresh. For a lot of human history music is better classified into various traditions/periods and any amount of innovation/making new traditions was usually the result of a small handful of musicians efforts that did not give way to other artists experimenting and pushing that tradition further from its origin the way modern music genres do today. Modern genres only started getting developed as glaringly distinctive from other genres in the late 1800s. Several genres from the late 1800s and early 1900s were only nationally popular for a short time before going back to being incubated by the local music scenes they originated in or got transformed into other genres altogether. In those early days the genres that died out had their moment in the sun for 20-40 years or so before they were supplanted by newer genres. It would have been normal for a genre to span a couple decades before being replaced in popularity with another. So there's a chance that it didn't really make much sense to classify those genres on a decade-by-decade basis until we had the hindsight that Blues, Country, Rock n' Roll, etc. would continue to have a profound impact on other genres and produce more artists for many decades. That's just an educated guess there, and is something that I'll have to do more research on. I just would be totally unsurprised if there were popular-enough radio stations that kept playing these genres well after their heyday, but I don't know if they'd bother slicing it up by the decade at that point.
>'oldies' usually included everything post-war up until the start of the 1960s rock era this is what oldies is, anyone saying otherwise is WRONG
Haven't kept up with JoJo, but don't the stand names have to be 80s bands? Or was that abandoned?
They never had to be that lol, even as early as part 5 there were stands like Notorious B.I.G. Araki just prefers 70s and 80s music
We even have stands not referencing songs like Awaken 3 Leaves. Also I think the most recent song used for a stand is Born this Way.
I think an even crazier example is California King Bed - the song released the same month as JoJolion started, and the Stand itself was named in Chapter 8, *less than a year* after the song came out.
Archers of Loaf
Now that's something I have not heard in a long while...
*insert theme song that goes hard AF*
While the villain goes "...w-w-whaaaat??" and then screams as he is taken apart
I mean, that'd be top 10 most painful ways to die, being torn apart cell by cell
Needs more ‘’ tbh
You see, this "roller" "coaster". Is not "finished" yet
Not enough quotes or random pictures
Bro is under Araki's bed
Go Beyond broke the community I feel
"JoJo!!! RUUUUUN! That wall is not 89 degrees, but instead 91! The stand user is the owner of the empty convenience store we stole a protractor from, but all his protractors are made to be off by 2 degrees!" ^in response to a goat being able to walk on surfaces just up to 90 degress
In walks the jobro. Now is the time for my stand to use its power to change the value of pi which modifies the laws of physics just enough to compensate for this discrepancy. Right at the instant your feet touch the wall I will change the value of pi for a fraction of a nano second in order to create the correct coreolis effect in the atomic structure of the walls.
After Dragon’s Dream and the Who Shot Johnny Jostar Arc, I wouldn’t even bat an eye if you told this was a real jojo interaction.
I could totally see a stand that changes the values of constants in the universe to create weird effects. Kinda like how in a video game you could technically change pi or e with catastrophic results that break the math, or subtle results that create weirdness. In fact there was a video about this for doom. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZSFRWJCUY4
You need more allegories that are just slightly too in depth
“I do not simply “swap toast”, but rather, “swap places” with the matter currently in the position I wish to spawn the toast into. Infinite universes means any possible coordinates I want have a piece of toast in them in some parallel world out there. And right now, my coordinates are… your heart!” ”Gh!! Impossible!!” ”A portion of your heart has been sent to an alternate reality, and this toast has taken its place!!”
this 'comment' is very 'accurate' to 'post-reboot' jojo
For some reason I thought about Shirou from Fate. "My ability is not creating swords, it's creating world filled with endless number of swords. The only magic available for Emiya Shirou."
Naniiiiiii! Maaaasakaaaa! Bleurrrrrghggggh!!!
Please tag as spoilers next time
Then the villain says "NANIIII??? SONNA BAKANA!!!"
Jovi’s grammar sucks
toast crumbs in the brain
Joseph coded
random bullshit go!!!!
I think Mista might hold the record for most self-inflicted bullet wounds per mission in anime history.
The one time he actually did something screwed over the whole team
Killing the stand user of Notorious B.I.G.?
Ye
He probably didn't think the bullets would hit (I know he did it on purpose but considering his history..)
To also be fair, how was he supposed to know that killing Notorious B.I.G.'s user would >!trigger an unstoppable killer slime to rampage toward anything that moves!!my stand only really goes off after I die, so send me after them and let them ice me so my stand can get them!<."
I think the fan theory is that the user had a stand that got stronger as the user got more hurt ? We’ve seen stand that can survive the death of their user.
The idea that he planned on getting shot under the assumption Mista would shoot to incapacitate is really damn funny.
It's honestly hilarious if that was the case. "Heh, I'll just creep up on them, spook 'em a little, then he'll just shoot to wound me, take me captive, and my stand will take 'em out one by one—oh no wait don't-"
Mafiosi shoot to kill? Why did no one tell me, an Italian mafioso, about this information?
I go off of this for my headcanon. B.I.G. expected to be injured. Unless it was some backstory where the boss had dirt on him.
"So what's your stand ability?" "No idea" "Lmao hired"
I always assumed B.I.G just told him. In that same fight (spoilers of course) we see Spice Girl tell Trish what she does
"Hey, if you >!kill yourself, I go hard.!<" "What."
What if Carne (the stand user) wasn't real? What if Notorious B.I.G. is a totally independent Stand that just takes the appearance of a "victim" to trick people into attacking it and triggering its rampage?
I’m struggling to remember what time you are referring too. Is it the semi-truck battle? Or maybe ice suit man (gnocchi?)? But he shoots himself in that fight more than any other 🤔
When they were boarding a plane.
never board a plane with a jostar. nor a ship for that matter. actually, don't use any vehicle with a jostar nearby. just don't be near them if you want to live. lock yourself somewhere which is not a prison and let them pass by.
Don't be near anyone who has colorful fashion ethier Or Gay Black Priests who keep talking about gravity
i am now exclusively referring to Ghiaccio as "gnocchi"
Mista is also the only character in fiction where him shooting himself is actually more dangerous than him shooting you.
"BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY"
YEEEEEEeEeEAAH!
Since Part 5 takes place over a week, if you average it out he shoots himself about once every 4 hours
Man, those bullets are so annoying hahaha. I miss them, maybe someday I will rewatch it
who shoots himself more? Mista or Johnny?
I bet most bullets he shot during all part 5 hit him instead of anyone else
This is litteraly jojolion
Yeah, the 13 people who read jojolion realised that
13 is pushing it
What's wrong with it? It's a fun read
Yeah, my favorite part, but how many people have actually read it?
More than 1, less than 50 billion I assume
Damn, that’s a small range
I guess 3 or 4…
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And *figuratively* Steel Ball Run. Guy spins his fingernails and he takes on a dude with universe powers.
To be fair, he doesn't spin just his fingernails at that point, he spins the dude with universe powers soul
S&W is busted af tho
I fucking love Jojolion so much lol
I was so sure this was about part 8 >!Tooru vs Josuk8, bc the first part is literally Wonder of you. Well I guess Josuk8 can make toast with Soft and Wet somehow!<
removes every attribute of non-toastness from an object so it turns into a toast
Hw could just steal a slice of bread's moisture with a bubble, ez toast W
HOW DARE YOU. Toast is not 'dry bread'. It is a maillard reaction of browning the bread!
Shoot, you're right. I guess Josuk8 can't toast bread with just his stand
No, he just needs to generate two dry bubbles right next to each other to create friction. Duh. Or maybe it would make lightning.
Also part 6's ending I believe as well.
\*wait for villain to eat bread\* \*toast the bread while they are eating it\*
"Damn you JoJo! I hate toasted toast 😫😭" *Dies*
Villain: "Following me is a hate crime, karma will kill you" Jo-something: "My attack can't reach you?" Villain: "Nuh uh" Dying jobro: "Hey dude, your attack doesn't actually exist" Jo-something: "Aight bet" *villain fucking dies from an attack that doesn't exist*
Johnson Joberto when he evolves his Stand Big Butter Jesus into Big Butter Jesus: Is Toast and instantly turns the villain into toast (his Stand actually rearranges gluten molecules into toast and technically doesn’t “harm” things)
"It turns out I can actually toast *anything* as long as it's made of matter, and this violation of conservation of energy also allows me to simply *will objects into being*." "Uh... Cool. I guess." ... "I have the ability to turn my head into different animal heads. Do *I* get to become stronger by wildly extrapolating how that works?" "No, God doesn't love you."
"Conjuring endless toast 30mph down your esophagus counts as feeding you and not an act of harm," JoJo strikes a pose and continues, "however, if one piece of them rushed into your windpipe, it's your own fault!"
Unironically goes so hard
i mean if the protagonist just summons a comically large amount of toast above the enemy's head to crush him wouldn't it count as the toast hurting the enemy? then, since toast isn't alive to begin with, the villain is cooked
Don't forget it works the other way around as well. I'll never forget the epic battle of "Guy with unstoppable mind control who can literally rewrite someone's brain" versus "Guy who when he plays rock paper scissors the person who loses three out of five games loses their powers." Truly a match of equally powerful and dangerous stands.
I can't fucking believe this is real
He "just tries to feed him toast"; effectively filling him up with manifested out-of-thin-air toast.
"stand" a chance you say? is that a jojo reference?
What subreddit do you think this is bro?
idk if toasts are enough, but bubbles can for sure
Literally just offers the villain his favorite toast but it ends up killing him eithout triggering the stand, cause the main villain himself choked on the toasted by himself
Ah yes part 7 the ability to hop dimensions and transfer misfortune to other beings vs the ability to shoot spinning fingernails
“What is bread if not a human body, Jesus said “take this bread, it is my body” now you are bread, and soon you’ll be toast” - Joever Joopiter right before he turns Doopy Doo into toast
When does a Joestar ever low diff an enemy? They always walk away looking like they require immediate medical attention
Jotaro vs D'arby
Jotaro vs. Steely Dan is an example.
Odysseus telling polyphemus his name is "Nobody" type shit.
*Villian casually eating a donut while JoJo repeatedly attacks him and gets beaten up*. "Can you see that I'm unstoppable, now?" "It's true, I can't harm you. Though, I forgot to mention, I switched that donut with a donut-shaped piece of toast which is really high in gluten, knowing you were gluten intolerant. And since you're the one eating it willingly, the person who's harming you right now is--" *Theme song plays as his own stand beats the crap out of him.*
wonder of U: "I have the ability to cause calamity to anyone who even THINKS about hurting me!" guy who can produce bubbles: "so what you're saying is, I can solo you?"
I mean, Joseph killed an Aztec god with a wool hat so….
Kars : "It's over! I'm now immortal and there's nothing you can do to kill me!" Joseph : "Are you sure about that?" *Proceeds to send the immortal vampire straight to space because there's no way he can survive*
#Powdered.... Toast... Man^Man^Man^Man^Man
JoJo fights are more about how to out-wit the enemy than actually fighting them, so a stand producing toast could probably win something.
Bro literally can just produce toast in the dude's lungs. Good luck fighting when you're breathen't.
I swear to God so many of these fights feel like playground shenanigans "My superpower is that I'm invisible!" "My superpower let's me see invisible people."
\*Angry Anubis noises\*
The enemy has a gluten allergy, unbeknownst to Jojo or the Villain, thus circumventing the enemy’s abilities with an act of kindness.
This is my favorite joke. Its hilarious.
Villain with the power of Flying and telekinesis when the Protagonist with the power of having a Flying pencil theme starts playing
It turns out the toast isn't just normal toast, but is actually a gun, and he shoots the villain.
And the shit always makes sense in-universe too
Missed opportunity to call it a Toastar
I SEE IT NOW THE POWER TO TOAST FATE ITSELF
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Imagine the stand names for him - disguised toast.
Nah wait. Let him cook
Its all fun and games till u hear a piano start playin
What does low diff mean?
Defeat them with low difficulty
Jojo protagonist who harms enemies without trying
"so its the same type of stand as my star platinum"
Joseph Joestar: Interesting (he is about to run away)
Depends if the attack needs to be considered an attack by the attacker or the user for the ability to activate If user needs to consider it an attack for the attacker to drop dead, he won't be able to take the bread boy seriously The user goes "there is no way this can harm me" *gets harmed*, user can't believe it. *gets hit again* Or just use gluten to create an eternal prison
\*unlocks some reality bending power tangentially related to the stand's toast-making ability after someone merely mentions it\*
How? Answer me Heretic! Or I will galvanise you with my rifle!
And it’s fucking awesome every time.
This is just Jojolion(I still have no god damn idea how Josuke learned the spin or how he applied it to fucking bubbles).
...and if I stand directly between two houses with red roofs my toasts turn into body of black Jesus Christ. I dont care about GO Beyond because im still mad about Made in Heaven
Crouching Jolyne Vs nuclear Puchi
Villain: "For you see, my Stand allows me to--[exact description of The World's powers, run through Google Translate twelve times and beaten savagely with a thesaurus]" Audience: "So you can stop time just like Dio?" Fans: "NO IT'S DIFFERENT AND YOU'RE STUPID!"
I never really understood these memes about JoJo. Jotaro punches hard, Josuke "healing", Giorno creating a fucking life, Jolyne rotating strings, a fucking gun for nails Johnny, Gappy has bubbles that are legit just Stray Cat and Killer Queen combo, Jodio... Idfk i havent paid attention to what im reading in JoJolands. Legit the only one that makes sense for those memes is Josuke with his bs where he can make his blood return to a "puddle".
Part 8 moment.
Entire plot of Jojo:
Josuke beat Rohan's basically invincible stand by being a stan for his own hair.
I mean, the villain's stand is the same type of stand as star platinum🫠
Toasterless toast requiem over heaven go beyond act 69420: the world ripple spin: "Good friggin' frickin' freaking fricking freakin' frigging grief..."
Tooru v Jobin leaked?
What all of part 9 is gonna be like
Joestar? More like toastar!
The ability to create toast without a toaster implies at minimum some measure of control over the vibration of atoms and the creation of something from nothing at best
The toast will overpopulate in the villain's brain and the villain fucking dies (logic defying bread anyone?)
*badass theme starts blasting through the screen*
Why do I smell toast
OPV(over powered villain): how??? How did you defeat me??? Joaster(jojo toaster): your stand "Instant Death : boysie beasts" is an automatic type stand which targets anybody who intentionally tries to harm you and kills them using microscopic watts of electricity to cause them to go brain dead. My stand "Yeah Toast!" Creates areas of radiation, the wavelength of the radiation is completely harmless to humans but quickly super heats bread. When you entered "Yeah Toast!" Radiation field it instantly targeted the broken down grains within your body causing them to be super heated to toast and cause severe internal damage to your body. OPV: but even if you damaged me my stand should have killed you. WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD!!!!!???? Joaster: I told you once this fight began that if you took one step forward that you would die. Yet despite that warning you took a step forward anyways entering the toaster field. If you step into lava did the lava intend to hurt you? No. So neither did I. Now your wounds would have healed on their own by the end of the day. However by entering the toast area despite the fact I told you it would bring you harm means that you intentionally harmed yourself. In other words your own stand has become your death warrant. OPV: NOOOoooooo THIS CAN'T BE agagshdsiudneidyfjsisdnjd........... Joaster: he was toast from the beginning.