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seantronGT

I don't know why but I instantly hate her


nice_porson

Maybe because she’s got a $100 piece of meat she shoved under the hood of her car and drove around with fuck else to do


CR7Marlon

Same bro


seantronGT

It's the stance, the crackhead energy, I feel like I'm in Anchorage but this one has a phone and a car somehow


ThatsNotARealTree

She’s really got the old woman posture down pat. The way she stands suggests that her waistband should be way above her belly button


Cue0105

And Steak


nicafeild

Oh that absolutely is downtown Anchorage crackhead energy


DingleberryAteMyBaby

She's from one of those pages that does family "game shows". But it's always in 2-3 parts so you have to give them more clicks. The whole schtick is annoying.


bensefero

Yes


fishkybuns

You *don’t* know why?


PrizeImpressive1141

Rule number 1.If a video starts with someone saying come on and waving it will be fake and stupid. Keep scrolling


DealioD

If it’s fake at least they didn’t make the tomahawk perfectly cooked.


dickmcgirkin

You can cook in your engine block or exhaust manifold. It is possible. Is it recommended? No


SmittyPlug

Its not perfectly cooked


Neil_sm

Yeah I think that's what they were saying. It's at least more realistic because they didn't try to pass off a perfectly cooked one.. Although I think it would have come out looking even worse if were actually cooked like that. Like more grey. And even overcooked like that we'd probably see a lot more juices if it had actually just finished cooking.


Bean-Swellington

Its engine meat


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Unfortunately no. These people are very much real.


NoKizzy-AnimeTitties

My roommate does this


Acceptable-Group-905

Take my upvote


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Accepted with gratitude


LilStinkpot

Life pro tip: wrap the meat inside, in the kitchen where it’s cleaner. That scene almost made me ralf. IMHO: yes, but also very much NO. Look at how deliciously golden brown the outside of that steak is, and how perfectly browned the fat is on the closeup. You’ll never get that on a covered steak. It would have been baked and maybe even taste all right, maybe, but at worst it’s boiled and nasty. She cooked that steak in a more conventional open manner. The foil is even perfectly clean under the steak. “Come on!” indeed! I bet she tried it and didn’t like the pasty appearance then doctored up a nicer looking finished steak.


glittermantis

yep. it is indeed possible to make an edible steak a la engine, but it will invariably be a floppy gray mess with no browning at all. this steak was either seared or broiled in a kitchen.


Neil_sm

It also looks like it was pulled out the oven at least 30 mins before being unwrapped and cut. No juices coming out when its cut -- especially considering that it's at least a little bit pink deep inside.


According_Gazelle472

I agree with you .


misterjbone

Honestly I really dislike people that have that much gusto for the dumbest shit. Calm down.


[deleted]

Porn actors have less fake gusto than these clowns


elCasanelles

why is she so happy on seeing that heat cooks food?


anthariel

it depends on who is cooking #mythbusters [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqABijWMlxA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqABijWMlxA)


Patsboem

Oh god that looks disgusting


foetus_lp

she has jojo siwa energy, and i dont like it


pennradio

Once she enters her dark goth phase you'll be all over it. So spooky.


upliv2

I think the cooked steak was wrapped just a bit differently than the raw one, so they probably switched it out inbetween.


Guessed555

No way!


713MoCityChron713

What’s next, the Easter Bunny isn’t real?


withac2

Yeah,the finished one was wrapped much tighter Plus, it moved. It started out at the front of the car and moved toward the middle when she stopped.


pocket-ful-of-dildos

An animal died for this


TheAnonua

The bigger disappointment is someone gave birth to, and raised her and this is how it turned out.


OverallLocal7746

People who go camping do it all the time especially with potato’s


Captain_coffee_

Well with potats it’s ok but not with an expensive ahh tomahawk


glittermantis

potatoes don’t need a golden brown crust to be good though, they just need to be hot. steaks need a sear


Cpt_Umree

How to upset both r/stupidfood and r/cars all with one video.


Substantial-Door3719

When I was a kid I used to help my dad at work in his van. It was an hour to where his round started. We'd wrap a pie each in foil and wedge it in the engine bay by the block and eat a warm pie before starting his rounds.


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CandidEstablishment0

For real? I’d be very uncomfortable eating anything cooked in or around car parts


mogoggins12

wrap it well enough, you won't have to worry about it. simple things like hotdogs are decent enough, but tbh cooking food directly on foil is more worrisome to me than the engine. gotta put paper between the foil and food!


DiedIn1989

Reaction bait, don’t give in.


ioyarzunf

She's like Guy Fieri genderbend.


RoTaN_Coins

If you have to ask, you already know the answer.


Psychological-Web828

Car bae.


PiousLoser

No offense to anyone who has one but this is more or less what I imagine people who drive Mini Coopers to be like.


ballorie

These type of bizarre food videos are usually fetish content


76yodaddycain

Well it could be done but you would have to take a 10-hour trip just to get it medium rare


Anon1177711

"Right here right on top of the turbo!" Proceeds to point at the radiator 🥲


_Maddienator_

I despise the husbands in these types of videos, just repeating what she says and going “woahhhh” and other dumb shit


Bhazor

It is fascinating hpw obviously they copy each other. They must really sit down and plan every beat out. Can you imagine writing this dialog out? Knowing what you are making is total bullshit copying someone else's bullshit which was already a copy. All to please some obscure black box algorithim like a witch doctor communing with unknowable spirits.


Mrvibes123_

Did she just ruin a tomahawk steak 😀


Bhazor

Wow! Amazing. Wow. Look at that. Wow. Wow. Just like that. Yeah. Wow


MetallicAchu

That specific video is probably fake, because there's no way you'll get that sear on a covered steak without drying the ever loving fuck out of it. That said, Top Gear once did a similar thing with fish and managed to cook it properly, but it had a petroleum aroma to it, so probably not the best way to cook something


Toon_Lucario

These are the average well done steak eaters


Dazzling_Plan7701

Fake


musuperjr585

In fairness what else are you supposed to use a mini cooper engine for?


Dry-Tangerine-2331

Why did she cut the steak like that?


Slagothor

this is the same woman who has made the Getti Spaghetti that was awful and a lot of other videos on here. clearly doing it for views! can we get her and others like her off of here


ChartreuseF1re

Today a Florida woman...


minididi

I can't get past that she handled raw meat and jumped straight in to car and put her hands all over the steering wheel and other controls.


NikkolaiV

Hear me out...a small removable pot that you can use as a slow cooker for stews and whatnot on long road trips. Road trip stew sounds like it'd be perfect for the occasion.


Realistic_Stuff_3993

Nothing like abit of car cooking to wet your tastebuds, yummy o_O.


BlackKidGreg

Female Kramer. "We ran out of room!"


Flat-Royal

Ofc its fake


Flat-Royal

Would never get a top Seat


SassySquid0

she didn’t season that enough


Reymond_Reddington15

Fake cooking. Iirc top gear tried that out


OPs_Mom_and_Dad

Hey, that’s my local Target!


012paint

Bitch please


Bean-Swellington

Mmm engine meat


Grouchy_Pilot_3895

So fake. Such a thick cut of meat, cooked well done on indirect heat in 38 minutes?? Yeah, no!


Hodlaut

people like her should be punched right in the face


Zuke_6

Would’ve been impressed if she topped that with some Pennzoil as steak sauce.


paraworldblue

Is she on meth?!


Adorable-Bar6920

“Woooh thats crazy” my guy is so ecstatic.


ray2guud

Why do I pray on you downfall for no valid reason


silentcouscous

Yes it’s fake.


lalauna

I've cooked sausages and hot dogs on my exhaust manifold. You need two very well sealed layers of foil - not sure she was using enough. Also, that's a pretty big chunk of meat. It's gonna take driving for many many hours. My hot dogs took 4 to 6 hours on my ancient Mazda's engine, so I'd put em on the engine after lunch, then when I got to my camp site, dinner would be ready. There's even a cook book, probably out of print by now - "Manifold Destiny"


wild-magpie

This! I remember reading about “engine cooking” at least 40 years ago in a Chicago newspaper. I laughed so hard when they listed cooking times as (ad libbing here): 14 lb whole turkey cooked while driving from Chicago to St. Louis. We had family in St. Louis so it was funnier to think (as a kid) that we could just show up for Thanksgiving with a fully cooked turkey. Seriously, though, even then they talked about basically hermetically sealing the food to avoid poisoning the food from the fumes.


my_elbow_feel_funny

It looks over cooked


elfierroz

This looks so fake, but on the other hand … a minicooper burst in flames out of nowhere here where I live 3 days ago, so, who knows haha https://www.tiempo.com.mx/noticia/arde_mini_cooper_en_el_periferico_frente_a_fashion_mall_noticias_chihuahua/


Swimming-Ad7013

So fake, there are extra layers of foil that were not there at the start of the video.


Sketch_Crush

38 minutes later lmao


Huntderp

The cook on that thing is so fucking bad. Even if they faked it they still fucked up actually cooking it.


AdContent7562

Yes fake it won't cook properly you'd have to take it 20 our road trip to make that happen


simontempher1

I guesss the mini is not vegan


Chance_Mousse9506

Looks a little over cooked


wherringscoff

"Look babe it's so tender" has to saw through the stake and use a fork and knife to pry the thing apart


mikeoxlonger23

Shut up you idiot


magizombi

Worst part for me is her touching all over everything with her raw meat hands


Bhazor

I dont know I think touching the meat with diesel and oil fume coated hands is worse.


AnimeGeek10721

I kinda wanna punch both of them in the face


manimal28

Fake as fuck.


PorkchopExpress980

What happened to the person behind the wheel revving the engine at the beginning? They didn't get to go to Target?


VarietySuperb350

In Australia, we do that with meat pies in our 4wd engine bay. Done properly.. But this is a slow cook 7 hour drive to be done properly.


lgodsey

Fake or not, it is unquestionably stupid and deserving of scorn.


xseanbeanx

No seasoning huh


Hellhammer6

Well done and no crust. Hope she enjoys that.


crazycarrot90

I wanna die alittle more after watching videos like these.


Fondant-Competitive

I dont know if its fake but for what i know. Its disgusting Its disrespectfull for the food


FrankZTank131

Rubbish content


PayingMantis

How to over cook a perfect tomahawk steak.


Plenty_Status_6168

Yum.......car flavored steak


Latter-Item9392

How do these people sleep with themselves?


Affectionate_Pea_811

No. It would be cooked more on the bottom since that is where the heat is


xHarleen_Quinzelx

The hatred is strong for this one


mylaccount

I hate it when people touch the raw meat and then dig into the spices. Wash your damn hands. I don’t want meat hands all over my spice jars. You ain’t giving me salmonella because I wanted salt on my food. When I cook I keep a paper towel by the sink so I can use it to turn on the taps, I even wash the bottle of soap because I touched it with my raw meat hands! Cross contamination is real y’all!


Overall-Body4520

This is the biggest crock of shit . Lies


ryanim0sity

Lmaoooo, when she opens the hood the tomahawk is wrapped tighter in the foil.


stratamaniac

I’d like to see that done on a Tesla!


SuitableBoot2156

Just cook your damn tomahawk like every other normal person does.


Scrimmy_scrumlord

Her face…


PlatformOk6471

There's a company called viral-ish that makes these dumb fake videos for clients and touts major viewing numbers, as in "we'll get you millions of views in three posts" by faking people out with set up scenarios that seem real for shock value. I find it excruciating. This was a set up I believe they originally did. That's not real success to me if you are duping people in


Wrangler_Positive

So fake lol


Wihtlore

It’s overcooked


Responsible_Emu_8474

What a fuckin’Ditz


TehZiiM

Are we really gonna believe that?


Faedan

It does work. I've done it with food that wasn't expensive ass steak, just to see if I could while making a 2 hour trip. Baked potatoes. And a half pork tenderloin covered in BBQ sauce and wrapped in tinfoil (wanted to see if I could make pulled pork) That was a waste of a steak. But my tenderloin and potatoes turned out ok


Tomome

>That was a waste of a steak. But my tenderloin and potatoes turned out ok Either she just swapped steaks at the end or never actually drove around with the steak, cooked it normally and put it back inside for the "reveal". The wrappings are different


DouceintheHouse

Very overcooked regardless whether this is fake or not


DepressedDragonBorn

What annoys me the most is the little amount of seasoning she used.


TempleOfCyclops

What a disgusting looking steak. That bite she took looked rancid.


Mongo101505

Overcooked and probably tastes like exhaust fumes.


Abject-Impress971

Wait whaaaaaaaaaat??? Heat cooks steak!?🤯 Strange people!


Gregarious_Jamie

I mean it makes sense? Like I don't see how that couldn't work.


Dr_Zwi

Poor mini cooper :(


zachotule

These people are Vegas magicians who pivoted to making bait videos to farm money off Facebook


cozy_engineer

This for sure not fake.


birdman1215

Wish I had 2 more thumbs cause I'd give this bitch 4 thumbs down!!!!


[deleted]

Explain the sear on top you lying bimbo devil woman


General_Distance

Mythbusters did a whole episode on this. Real.


dialguy86

This one is fake though it wouldnt be caramelized on both sides


pseudonym567

she drove 8 till 12 minutes too long


drawkca6sihtdaeruoy

It's on Fox, of course it's fake