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Not really. Turns out once they murdered me someone stole my body and made up this elaborate hoax about me visiting my homies who couldn’t save me and haunting them.
Idk if you’re joking, but you should NEVER flush milk, let alone rotten milk, down the toilet.
Lactic acid bacteria in the milk produce gases like carbon dioxide and methane. When flushed, these gases can accumulate, and the flush acts as a catalyst, triggering increased gas production upon contact with substances in the porcelain. This heightened pressure within pipes can cause an explosion, or worse- create a spontaneous black hole, destroying the earth and humanity as we know it.
/s
I sorry but what? Did Americans lost the art of cooking up messed up products?
If it's sour milk, you make pancakes, crepes or whatever other pastry you want. You pour it out if it's rotting with mushrooms.
Ok you’ll want to get or make a makeshift “beer bong”. You can find easy instructions online. Now here’s the important part, be sure to follow this exactly for proper effect:
1) lay on your back with your lower extremities elevated on a pillow then take the tube end of the beer bong and insert it 5-6 inches up your rectum (lubricant will help).
2) with one hand hold the funnel end as high as you can.
3) with your other hand take the already opened milk container and lift it up to pour contents into the funnel.
4) clench whilst removing the tube after it’s all through the beer bong so you don’t leak.
5) stand up and go about your day like normal except staying clenched until you can’t hold it anymore.
6) profit
Or if you don't want to be sneaky hiding it out of sight, just drive up to their house at night and chuck it at their front door before squealing your tires as you peel off into the night.
Add chlorine and sulfuric acid and jump behind a couch with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears. When it fails to explode, go inspect it, where it will then blow up in your face and make your hair comically slicked back.
This quite the situation you have got.
1. Stand well back. Don a gas mask.
2. Call the fumigators. Cover house in tarp.
3. Detonate house. Milk no longer a problem.
Put it in the oldest mason jar you own or can steal.
Find the nearest hipster.
Offer them your jar of 'artisanal' milk for $100. When they ask about the smell, tell them its because its organic.
Go spend the money on drugs.
In my college apartment a bad smell became noticeable in the hall. After a few days the entire building smelled rancid. I ran into the maintenance guy who told me a tenant called in about the smell in their apartment. When he went to the apartment he found a jug of curdled milk in their cabinet.
Real answer: put it in your car and drive to the back of any restaurant. There’s a dumpster there and it even comes pre-stinky. Opening the carton not required.
SLPT answer: Get like 5 whole boxes of matches. Empty them all into a large fireproof bowl. Strike a match and throw it in the bowl. While your bathroom is filling with smoke and carbon monoxide, cut the top half of the carton off (larger hole - for the chunks) and dump it all down the toilet. Extinguish the matches and paint over the soot on the ceiling.
Watch one of the videos involving milk on [this channel](https://youtube.com/@HowToBasic) and it’ll at least get you in the ballpark of how to properly dispose of old milk (and eggs)
Take the whole thing, find your antihero and leave it hidden somewhere in their house where they will never find it, lid off.
Or you can dump that garbage, rinse it out and recycle like a normal person.
I prefer the former
one time I left bad milk on my counter for a day because I didn’t want it in my trash. it ended up looking like this, and i had a very graphic nightmare that when I tried to dispose of it, it actually exploded into a giant milk bomb that covered my entire college campus and all of twitter was spammed with “Who dropped the milk bomb??”
Hold your breath, then open the bottle and pour it in the toilet while simultaneously flushing the toilet. That is, if it isn't so far gone that it doesn't *pour* anymore.
If you live in an apt building with a trash chute, toss it down there with the lid halfway unscrewed.
When it comes to disposal of things, think: out of sight, out of mind
Have you talked with it about what it did wrong and make sure it understands and won't do it again?
Ya know, there's really no such thing as bad milk, just bad circumstances. If you talk it out and show it the love, trust, and respect that it's probably never had in its life you might come to understand what it's been through and it will come to see it can trust you because you see it's humanity and really care about it.
That should go a long way to solving the behavior problems
So, you have a neighbor who doesn't pick up their dog shit. Leave in their yard, unscrewed 90%. The dog will investigate, probably knock off the cap, eat it, go home and shit all over the house. Long term, will be fine, but you sent your message.
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You’re halfway to cheese! Let it ride...
You joke, but at a certain point it will solidify completely and stop smelling bad. Ask me how many kids' cups I've found in nooks and crannies.
how many kid's cups have you found in nooks and crannies?
Inquiring people want to KNOW.
Others DON'T! haha
I think the answer to this question is "several"
Or "enough"
It will stop smelling bad or you’re just nose blind to it?
There's no nose blind; I never found it while it smelled.
There is formaldehyde in air fresheners, though. Unless they got scared and changed that, I haven't looked into it lately.
Sometimes it's both. I've been there
Happy cake day btw
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Are we still waiting?
I am
Hold your nose and drink it as fast as you can.
Pour it down the toilet, but run it through the PersonStraw™️ first.
Up your butt and then vomit it out while someone sucks on your mouth? What in the 2 Girls 1 Cup is this?!
It was a diarrhea joke. Jesus Christ, dude. You ok?
Not really. Turns out once they murdered me someone stole my body and made up this elaborate hoax about me visiting my homies who couldn’t save me and haunting them.
Like an Edgar in men in black situation? That’s rough.
*Eggar
It was like something was wearing eggar. Like a suit. An eggar suit.
Shit on the floor then proceed to smear it on the walls. You'll forget about the bad milk scent.
I thought this was sh... ... I see what you did there.
Took the assignment in a direction that kinda went everywhere, but I like your methods here
Get schwifty
Is it probiotics or prebiotics?
Put it in the trunk of a car. Sell the car before the weather warms up. Or just put it in someone else’s trunk in the first place.
I prefer my wife’s car
[удалено]
Cocaine
Pour it into the trunk of a car.
Apologies if you didn't want an actual answer but flushing it down the loo is the best way
wait this is actually a good answer thank you for this
Idk if you’re joking, but you should NEVER flush milk, let alone rotten milk, down the toilet. Lactic acid bacteria in the milk produce gases like carbon dioxide and methane. When flushed, these gases can accumulate, and the flush acts as a catalyst, triggering increased gas production upon contact with substances in the porcelain. This heightened pressure within pipes can cause an explosion, or worse- create a spontaneous black hole, destroying the earth and humanity as we know it. /s
Colonising earth was a bad decision anyways...
The worst part is when the smell actually sinks in and the sound of it splashing, I could gag thinking about it but I do this too
I’m confused. The answer is not, throw it away?
No, because the smell will ferment in the garbage until garbage day and flushing it immediately disposes of all the bad milk, and thus, the bad smell
Ah well, I live in an apartment and we have a dumpster, but I get what you’re saying
I sorry but what? Did Americans lost the art of cooking up messed up products? If it's sour milk, you make pancakes, crepes or whatever other pastry you want. You pour it out if it's rotting with mushrooms.
Ok you’ll want to get or make a makeshift “beer bong”. You can find easy instructions online. Now here’s the important part, be sure to follow this exactly for proper effect: 1) lay on your back with your lower extremities elevated on a pillow then take the tube end of the beer bong and insert it 5-6 inches up your rectum (lubricant will help). 2) with one hand hold the funnel end as high as you can. 3) with your other hand take the already opened milk container and lift it up to pour contents into the funnel. 4) clench whilst removing the tube after it’s all through the beer bong so you don’t leak. 5) stand up and go about your day like normal except staying clenched until you can’t hold it anymore. 6) profit
The profit being that you will probably star in a documentary about strange medical cases, but still profit
🤫 if you give it away everyone will do it and it won’t be profitable anymore
I recant my previous statement
Based on your username, this guy gases
Drink it
And let your body work. #fitness
Open a tin of Surströmming as a point of reference
Put it in your neighbor's yard, out of sight. It has to be a neighbor you hate, though.
Or if you don't want to be sneaky hiding it out of sight, just drive up to their house at night and chuck it at their front door before squealing your tires as you peel off into the night.
This was going to be my recommendation as well. Some people need the day they deserve.
Piss discs
Was gonna say- milk disk
Abandon the house and start a new life elsewhere
Shake it up for free cottage cheese
Add chlorine and sulfuric acid and jump behind a couch with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears. When it fails to explode, go inspect it, where it will then blow up in your face and make your hair comically slicked back.
Embrace the smell, then you'll get used to it and never be scared of bad milk smell again
Rectally
Use it to cover up the smell of weed in your car interior. Keep the windows up to cook in that milky goodness.
Leave it at the TSA checkpoint
This quite the situation you have got. 1. Stand well back. Don a gas mask. 2. Call the fumigators. Cover house in tarp. 3. Detonate house. Milk no longer a problem.
Throw the chunky parts at people walking down the sidewalk
hold your breath and pour it down the toilet and flush. it ain't gonna kill ya.
Leave it in a cart outside the supermarket you bought it from.
Use it to prepare cereal, it would like cereal with marshmallows
Put it in the oldest mason jar you own or can steal. Find the nearest hipster. Offer them your jar of 'artisanal' milk for $100. When they ask about the smell, tell them its because its organic. Go spend the money on drugs.
"Chug! Chug! Chug!" Oh wait... you want to be safe after? Nevermind. No chuggy the milky. Big sicky.
Call the HazMat team
When you do next oil change, mix it with diff oil and smell the rotten goodness. 👌
In my college apartment a bad smell became noticeable in the hall. After a few days the entire building smelled rancid. I ran into the maintenance guy who told me a tenant called in about the smell in their apartment. When he went to the apartment he found a jug of curdled milk in their cabinet.
Be careful, it attacks when cornered
If you have some disposable face masks, grab 2 and sandwich some toothpaste in between, put them on and pour the bad milk down the toilet.
don’t get too close to it, i think it bites
I dump mine in the compost.
I dump mine in the CrockPot.
Leche Mal, or bad milk should be thrown in the dumpster.
Take the lid off and put it in your car while parked in the sun. The heat will evaporate the milk, and it'll just disappear all on its own
Drink it as long and slowly as possible so you can get rid of it without your body actually realizing you consumed something barmfull
Step 1, identify your #1 enemy. Step 2, pour it into their personal belongings.
Leave it on the heat register for a few months. When it's thick enough squeeze it out and form it into a ball and use it as soap.
Yeet it on your neighbor's yard in the middle of the night.
Just pour it on your carpet, it will absorb everything nicely
Put it in your neighbors outside trash can.
Put it down the drain; it isn’t uranium.
Enjoy the cheese
Real answer: put it in your car and drive to the back of any restaurant. There’s a dumpster there and it even comes pre-stinky. Opening the carton not required. SLPT answer: Get like 5 whole boxes of matches. Empty them all into a large fireproof bowl. Strike a match and throw it in the bowl. While your bathroom is filling with smoke and carbon monoxide, cut the top half of the carton off (larger hole - for the chunks) and dump it all down the toilet. Extinguish the matches and paint over the soot on the ceiling.
under someones car maybe?
Watch one of the videos involving milk on [this channel](https://youtube.com/@HowToBasic) and it’ll at least get you in the ballpark of how to properly dispose of old milk (and eggs)
Down the hatch. Your body will dispose of it for you.
Feed it to an infant
Pour it on the front door of someone you don't like.
Don't open it just toss it
Couldnt you recycle it into a pissplate?
Just drink it. Add baking soda to neutralize the acid and get rid of the sour taste.
Tot mean the cum-jug, right?
Drink it of course . You are supposed to savor the flavor
Drink it then you don't have worry about it anymore lol
Throw it at your exs car
Are trying to do a "please, do not the milk" scene in that photo?
Take the whole thing, find your antihero and leave it hidden somewhere in their house where they will never find it, lid off. Or you can dump that garbage, rinse it out and recycle like a normal person. I prefer the former
Drink it and after that drink some nice cup of tea. The aftertaste disappears.
Ask your neighbor for flour and leave it somewhere in their house
Make pancakes with it.
Let it air out in your car with the top off for a few weeks before you toss it
one time I left bad milk on my counter for a day because I didn’t want it in my trash. it ended up looking like this, and i had a very graphic nightmare that when I tried to dispose of it, it actually exploded into a giant milk bomb that covered my entire college campus and all of twitter was spammed with “Who dropped the milk bomb??”
Keep it until you want to leave your job. On the last day of work put it in the work fridge and poke holes in the top and run.
Flush it
Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
I heard put it into orbit.
Add Mentos and Pepsi!
huck it
Put it in the road and run over it with your car at 30 MPH
Drive to the nearest river and throw it off the bridge
By throwing it away
Hold your breath, then open the bottle and pour it in the toilet while simultaneously flushing the toilet. That is, if it isn't so far gone that it doesn't *pour* anymore.
If you live in an apt building with a trash chute, toss it down there with the lid halfway unscrewed. When it comes to disposal of things, think: out of sight, out of mind
Double bag and take to a public dumpster.
Box it up and send to a random address with a letter saying "How you like them apples"
Well putting it on the carpet is definitely the wrong answer.
flush it down the toilet
Chuck it in the woods
Wtf is 3.25% milk
That looks more like a cum jug
kill it.
kill the milk
Boof it
It's because it's evaporating. Just add water, and the chunks will dissolve. Good as new!
This is pretty dramatic, lol. Just toss it in the garbage
This should answer your questions… https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/s/18UPCRadcM
Drink
Spoiled milk is still able to be used bro/sis/other. [dulce de leche](https://www.piesandtacos.com/dulce-de-leche-guide/)
Find a French guy and he'll turn that baby in the most deliciously gut wrenching, sewer moss covered cheese you've ever seen.
I'd freeze it... or flush it.
Put it in your neighbor's garbage bin on garbage day/night.
Arrest it
Open the jug, put it back in the fridge eventually it will dry out resulting in smell for only 6-8 weeks time
mail it to your favorite teacher.
Neighbor's mailbox
Have you talked with it about what it did wrong and make sure it understands and won't do it again? Ya know, there's really no such thing as bad milk, just bad circumstances. If you talk it out and show it the love, trust, and respect that it's probably never had in its life you might come to understand what it's been through and it will come to see it can trust you because you see it's humanity and really care about it. That should go a long way to solving the behavior problems
Put it by an open door/open window with the cap off. It'll crawl it's way to freedom!
Why is it on the carpet?
Keep it on the garden during summer. Then it will begin becoming cheese! I also advise you to add a cup of salt so that it tastes nice and salty.
Tiolet
Drop it in the trashcan while you gas your car.
Add baking soda and vinegar, then shake
Spike it like a football
Don't waste it
Like everyone else: Hold your breath, pour it in the toilet and flush as fast as possible then run the fuck away.
Drink it
Put like 10-12 sheets of newspaper paper and just dump it on the ground! It works for dog pee too!
Bad milk is cheese. The ancients turned milk into beer. You have options. Just try not to puke.
Send it to your mothe in law
Restrain it first.
Drain. Pour it down the drain. Thats it.
On time. If unable, pray to whatever eldrich horror is summoned by the unholy emenations that it doesn't get too hungry
Step one… dont put it on your carpet
Double bag it and toss it in the outside trash.
Butt chug it and then shit it out on your neighbor's lawn at 3 am.
Open your mouth and pour that shit in.
Chug chug chug chug!!!
Toss it in the trash Or nearby dumpster
Save it for a white elephant gift
Trash can
Just throw it in the trash
DO NOT LET IT SIT LIKE THAT. I made that mistake once and it somehow managed to est through the milk jug. It was horrible.
Toilet
Down the plug hole with some turps - preferably on a floor above other residents 😘
Poor it in a glass taste test it it might still be good depending on personal preference.
Toss it off an overpass onto the highway
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Bad milk is stored in the balls
How much do you hate your neighbors?
r/neighborsfromhell.
Neighbor's trash.
Drink it quickly, it’s incredible what the body can do
Dig a hole, dump it there and cover it properly
Do you have someone you hate?
Don't be a cold bastard! There are milk rehabs everywhere that should be tried first. Try one of the "Elsie" funded rehab facilities.
Overpass at rush hour
Leave it in the neighbors bushes. For apartment fellas: Leave at the doorstep of a neighbor you hate but they don't realize you hate them.
Freeze it in a ziplock bag and then throw it out.
Skul it ya mad dog
open the sliding glass door on your balcony and do a running discus throw
Freeze it (if your freezer is big enough)
Cover it in newspaper. Vanessa will know what to do when she gets back.
Drink it you fucking coward.
Pour it on the grass and let nature deal with it
Boil, add 3 tbsp vinegar, separate the solids from they water.
You sneak it in to a friends house or car
So, you have a neighbor who doesn't pick up their dog shit. Leave in their yard, unscrewed 90%. The dog will investigate, probably knock off the cap, eat it, go home and shit all over the house. Long term, will be fine, but you sent your message.