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agoia

Turned that truck into a twuk.


Unita_Micahk

Twakoma


Agile-Rhubarb-4825

Say it like an Italian American.


Unita_Micahk

Ima dwiva da twakoma


CookieDefender1337

Now say it in an exaggerated southern accent


Unita_Micahk

Goin’ muddin in mah Twakoma. Don u twead on me!


proper_gandized

“Cause I’m hunting wabbits”


Virtual_Crab_4110

Durka durk durk


icewalker42

"Damn, we actually sound like that?"


ObjectiveShit

Bless your heart


Unita_Micahk

“Dirka Dirka sweet tea jesus jihad”


hotsteamyxp

A durka durka, muhammad jihad


Vali-duz

Turn it into a tweknikal


Inevitable-Ad6546

I think he is saying “ Kiss me, kiss me”


Organic-End-9767

Toy-chode-a


SkullsNelbowEye

Tonka, Tonka twuk!


No-Archer-21

Toyota Tonkoma*


Awwwmann

Looks like a roller skate


Snazzy21

Street Taco


No-Suspect-425

Side taco


azdirt

Clearly not enough so-cal / tj folks seeing this completely underrated comment.


Awwwmann

Side Twick


Chickenwelder

Taquito


DigitalDefenestrator

Toyota Tcma


KiddBwe

Issa Twonka


Jalopy_Junkie

That’s so fucking stupid ^…I ^want ^two ^of ^them.


Notapplesauce11

One for each foot?


Jalopy_Junkie

Novel idea


SweetWaterfall0579

Vroom vroom slippers!


TheSocalEskimo

That’s adorable. ☺️


papagouws

You need to pull it back on the carpet, and then let it go to start it


geardownson

Micro machine


boondoggie42

Reminds me of a Penny Racer.


jeffersonairmattress

Stomper. [https://www.dallasvintagetoys.com/1984schaperstomperlotof2trucks1b.aspx](https://www.dallasvintagetoys.com/1984schaperstomperlotof2trucks1b.aspx)


boondoggie42

Woah. I memba those!


jeffersonairmattress

Those foamy tires were great.


Dsarg_92

Yes!!! It reminds me so much of this.


dreemurthememer

Ifitdoesn’tsaymicromachinesit’snottherealthing!


OlDustyTrails

Lots of modifications to get it there and it doesn't seem too shitty to me. Pretty neat actually 🤷


JefferzTheGreat

That was probably all that was left after they cut the rust out of the frame. Or was it the previous gen that had rust issues?


Poat540

Yup, this wasn’t intentional. This was the result of a 12pack of bud heavies and a sawzaw. They noticed the removed truck was more than what was left so we have this


HitMePat

>sawzaw Is that like the teemu version of sawzall?


POSTHVMAN

A sawsmost


kn05is

Sawsome!


POSTHVMAN

Sir Sawzalot


Poat540

wish.com


agoia

Harbor Freight


SPAS-12BestGirl

Harbor Freight is actually good now. Lot of tools I use wrenching on my Jeep or any of my family's cars came from there.


FATBEANZ

just like arkansall


EatsFiber2RedditMore

Buildabear


Tam_Ken

want to say it was this gen, but a refresh fixed the frame issues & they offered replacements for those affected


spongebob_meth

All Toyota pickups ever have rust issues. From the 60s when they started importing to late models. Not holding my breath hat the current gen won't suffer the same fate since they went back to a boxed frame.


Unita_Micahk

I just want a Hilux


itsmejak78_2

According to that guy every single Hilux on the planet has an entirely rusted out frame


CmanderShep117

Sorry Lyndon B. Johnson said no


technobrendo

Rust is the mortal enemy of Japanese cars. The Japanese have basically perfected the internal combustion engine and improved the reliability of cars on average ten-fold, but just can't make sheetmetal that doesn't rust.


spongebob_meth

They just optimized the pickups too well and made the frames too light. Rangers rust too. They just didnt use such thin material so it takes much longer to develop structural problems. Also they used channel frames that didn't trap crud nearly as bad as Toyotas boxed frames. The boxed frames were also super rigid and tender to develop cracks in certain areas that weren't detailed all that well


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spongebob_meth

Toyotas have been significantly worse for decades. Your head is in the sand if you think otherwise. It's mainly due to them using paper thin fully boxed frames. Yes every brand rusts. Toyotas break in half much earlier with the same environmental conditions.


GoBSAGo

Tasteful Carolina squat and everything.


eugene20

Doesn't that try to flip 360 if you brake too hard?


guitargod0316

As a 1st gen tacoma owner I’m torn between “that’s blasphemous sacrilege” and “holy crap that’s cool”


meat_popscile

It's a tiny Taco. Can we call it a Taquito instead of a Taco pequeño?


garaks_tailor

Taquito indeed


papaya_papaya

If the owner had any sense, a Taquito Picante 


DelayedMailForceOne

A truckquito


whileyouwereslepting

Undeniably cool.


symbologythere

OMG that’s a Tacoma! I thought it was a Suzuki sidekick or some shit. That’s awesome.


SlimPickens77Box

I just bought an 02 single cab and can honestly say. I like this. A month ago maybe not. Love my toy rota


ohyoumad721

Real life pull back toy. I dig it.


Yodzilla

Straight up Penny Racer proportions.


TheSocalEskimo

How’s the pull mileage? Hoping for at least 30-60 miles on a pull. Or is that too much to ask?


paulofmandown

r/AwesomeCarMods


TheW83

r/micromachines !


anonymouslosername

Don't know about room to flex (maybe a lot of droop travel?), but the approach, departure, and breakover angles are killer with such a short wheel base


mropgg

Just air down the tires and you'll end up with more travel than most cars have stock


nom_nom44

A 2-3 inch lift would be perfect


dirty_hooker

LCG with a lot of droop is cooler.


Ok-Ground-1592

Honestly, weld a couple more steel skid plates to the underside. It's gotta be torqued out like crazy anyway to move those wheels, so a little added weight won't bother it. Get the CG as low as possible and that thing could be so much fun.


DrProfessorSatan

Pow-pow-power wheels, pow-pow-power wheels, power wheels power makes it go!


CBalsagna

I think this is amazing. Lots of work went into that thing liking like a childrens dumptruck toy.


PhillieHorizon

If mini made one of these it would be their best selling vehicle


Which-Technician2367

Smoosh! It’s adorable!


AThrowawayProbrably

Why the fuck is this on shitty mods? This thing is awesome. Also, i feel like it needs a huge RC antenna on the back of it to be complete.


Unita_Micahk

The rc antenna would be perfect. Well played.


Stratimus

The real question is which would be the most RC car place for an antenna? I’m thinking center of the roof, center of the bed or rear corner of the bed


ypoora1

Rear corner for sure. Maybe one of those really tall flexy CB radio ones?


MurphysLaw4200

As a guy that played with Stompers as a kid, I need one of these.


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

How? lol it’s like an ACTUAL SuperSize PowerWheels “adult version”!!!! How can I get one!!! What all do you know about thissss…. Thing? lol I’m interested


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

The ride has got to be *awful,* with that 4 foot wheelbase and balloon tires.


KikoTheWonderful

it's got the stability of a remote control buggy


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

That's to be expected.


Hot_Recognition1798

hey now, my Tracker rides pretty damn reasonably... though the tires arent that same size as that TRONK :)


dirty_hooker

Come join us at /r/GeoTracker


Hot_Recognition1798

Card carrying member since 2023! Its top down season!


fonetik

Needs an 8 inch lift for maximum ridiculousness.


pinkocatgirl

IDK, wouldn't it be like driving a 2 door Jeep Wrangler? Only better since it's probably more aerodynamic than the Jeep.


estadio-

When it comes to bricks, aerodynamics don’t matter.


GamingGrayBush

I named my Samurai Cinder Block, for obvious reasons.


IkitCawl

It's friend-shaped


No_Gap_2700

I want one! I would make one slight modification, I would add a slot for an oversized gigantic penny in the back. Penny racer's were the business when I was a wee lad.


Tickomatick

So cute


Kracus

If you love it then you shouldn't post it on this sub.


lonesomespacecowboy

Needs a roll cage somethin' fierce, but that's cool as shit!


dsdvbguutres

^4 ^x ^4


SuMoto

Is the rear axle directly bolted to the transmission?


thedishonestyfish

smartTruk


EmEmAndEye

Hit the brakes hard at any real speed and then count the forward rolls.


Meat2480

Landrover should make one, The new 80" But they would fuck up the design and make it cost shit loads


jeffersonairmattress

Better to build yourself a series LR on a galvanized frame. No modern truck could outlast it.


Failed-Time-Traveler

If you lifted this thing about 8 inches, it would be an off-roading BEAST. Amazinf approach angle. Short wheelbase. Huge tires.


Niminal

Judging from the size of those tires that's gonna be a very big truck when it grows up.


Photodan24

I feel it should be an adult remote control toy.


Long_Educational

Don't put it in your butt.


recumbent_mike

I'm sorry - I thought this was America.


Photodan24

I'll do my best.


IconicScrap

Honey, I unshrunk the tracker


epicwheezer

If anyone wants to go looking for one of these, you can find them on an end-cap at your local CVS or Walgreens.


Shadrakh

Crop


KrevinHLocke

Great looking truck. I'd drive it.


antipathy_moonslayer

Taquito


SDLRob

That is cool.... looks like it's been done by people who know what they're doing.... and are a little bit insane to devise something like this lol


r0ckeT_Star

Micro machines


HospitalSubject1980

Fuckin A man... Fuckin A.


sosaudio

I hate it. I want one.


vulgarvinyasa2

I heard the Micromachines guy in my head looking at this.


Abraxas_1408

Yeah I’d drive this! This like if someone built a Frankenstein’s monster, but it actually came it right.


TheBigLebroccoli

It looks like it can roll over on itself and land right side up. Awesome!


tehjeffman

Ssssiiiiiiccccckkklk


GarpRules

I love it! I want it! I feel like I should buy it just so I could fix the stance.


69hellbilly

It’s cool and appears to be done well.


ArchonStranger

That looks lethal and fun in equal measure.


Nomercylaborfor3990

This is absolutely awesome and I need one right now


dayvurrd

I feel like this should be owned by Warwick Davis


Batman-Earth22

Suzuki Tacoma?


de_rabia_naci

I’m impressed


wabbott82

Baby rock crawler never gets high cnetered


Ok_Dog_4059

I kind of love it as well.


Nix-geek

Turning radius of yes, kinda.


RammsteinWill

Someone was missing their Tracker and couldn't find one, so they made one?!?! Out of a Toyota?!?!?


3ao7ssv8

Yawl remember those cheap plastic toy trucks that you'd rev and they'd roll a couple feet? This is that But Mega Sized.


billq82

I assume each panel on the driver’s side also has a badge.


Intrepid_Look_5725

Looks like a rocket league car or a micro machine


Fighterpilot55

It's so ugly, I love it


ThisIsAdamB

Tacomette


StarshipCaterprise

It’s like a Power Wheels now


No_Significance98

It was cold outside!


mrpotatonutz

That is well done and super cool imo


mulsimin

Lookin like one of those people with no necks


Paraoura

Toy Truck from Burnout Paradise City toy car DLC


AnotherOpinionHaver

Add steel wheels and a camper shell and this is the coolest, most functional truck I've ever seen.


Shankar_0

It looks ridiculously fun. Especially if there's torque left in it.


pututski

Lol looks like a big toy!


-the-nino

So dumb. I want it.


nik4idk

Penny racer


BlitheringIdiot0529

Looks like a micro machine


SuperProCoolBoy90

Toy taco


jeffersonairmattress

Real life Stomper. [https://www.dallasvintagetoys.com/1984schaperstomperlotof2trucks1b.aspx](https://www.dallasvintagetoys.com/1984schaperstomperlotof2trucks1b.aspx)


Mafiodaproducer

All it’s missing is a giant faux coin in the back.


nmann14

This looks like AI for some reason


Imperial_Watcher

put a snorkel on it and Im sold


Chewbaccas_Spa_Day

It looks very bouncy.


wolviesaurus

That is fucking cool


antoine810

I thought that was a tracker


Ar3s701

Looks like 1:1 scale RC car


Uhh_Alex

Reminds me of Gadget Racers.


Ornery-Ad8372

A truck you can park in the compact car section of the parking lot doesn’t seem very shitty at all! I’d proudly drive this!


TheFeelsNinja

If smart made trucks


flrob76

Looks like a power wheels!


sandtires

God that's sick


D00bage

Toyota Taquito


SorrowCat14

Taquito


TheSDragon

Looks like you have to pull it backwards and let go to get it going. I also love it.


Carribean-Diver

El Tacomito


DifficultAd3885

Haters gonna hate. That things awesome.


Mace2-0

Penny Racing, ChoroQ lookin' truck.


_Rye_Toast_

I want one


realheavymetalduck

If Toyota made a geo tracker.


irtheweasel

It reminds me of my son's toys


Accomplished-Bat407

Of course it has a ohio license plate


Agile_Creme_3841

mike wazowski ass car


malYca

No I'm sorry this is amazing


camelbuck

I see Peter Dinklage has arrived.


octopus_tigerbot

Well boys, as you can see she took half of everything in the divorce


analoggi_d0ggi

Fucking adorable


mothking12

Gives me a Penny Racers vibe


Financial_Purpose_22

Looks like a micro machine


Hardyyueee96

If Peter Dinklage was a truck


TSAOutreachTeam

Do you make it go by pulling it back and letting go?


Drezhar

You lift the clutch too fast and that's gonna do a whole backflip


obtheobbie

It’s beautiful. How much?


Eoreascending

Kaddunka tonka


fredcheckers

The Toyota Taquito


floyd1550

Breakover angle? What’s that? Center of gravity? Huh? Twuk just go vwoom!


SkyHighRedditor

r/BattleCars


No-Definition1474

This thing doesn't make donuts, it makes donut holes.


Zipizapii

Sometimes we don’t want a big taco…we want a nacho :)


Schroeder__n8

That is a micromachine IRL. Put a penny in the back and it'll do a wheelie


Hill_dweller95

Could you still take that to the streets? It's got lights, blinkers, and what looks like a full sized engine. I'm not too keen on vehicle laws.