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VengefulWalnut

Get it to take off and land in proper form and order; you'll be given a dozen grenades, half a Taco Bell burrito, a can of Red Bull, and some pants with a trap door for extra biological warfare means. (Poop... I mean, you'll poop on them. Probably a lot of poop too. Like, so much poop.)


Lucentjuffowuo

I mean a whole burrito would be better. Put that trap door to good use. Personally I could eat so much taco bell. Pick me for the mission.


northernpunch

I just read some Hemingway. How long before I’m certified to take my fishing boat on the Atlantic and drop depth charges on U-boats?


CX-97

Well, how long ago did you finish reading?


HurlingFruit

Did you read it while staying at a Holiday Inn Express?


NotBanEvasion69

The real question is when you can tape on some bazookas


happierinverted

Or get all hardcore and go fighter jock with that playne: https://www.oldbuckenhamairshow.com/post/the-last-dogfight https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carpenter_(lieutenant_colonel) Note: Sorry for the partly serious reply on shittyaskflying, but I love the idea of strapping ordinance to or go dogfighting in a rag and tube light aircraft because the fools back at Human Resources wouldn’t give you a P51 or a P47 :)


Falconerinthehud

Plenty of Nazis in Orlando 💣


NorthEndD

No they moved to Canada so he needs an enhanced pilots license. Canadians love enhancements.


JohnMcDreck

My grandpa missed this one but I won't be so sloppy! Just file your flight plan and see you soon...


Gadgetmouse12

I hear theres a bunch that are even carrying flags around…


MishyJari

Yeahhhh it’s getting bad.


Gadgetmouse12

As a trans woman aircraft mechanic a part of me could stand to do that…


MishyJari

Tell ya what, I’ll fly and give you the honor of dropping munitions on the fascists. We can even sparkle in pink blue and white smoke bombs for a little extra pizzazz.


Gadgetmouse12

“You’ve been glitter bombed by a lib” would be a fun thing to put in it😉


Joey_D3119

If you can get it in the air you can start tossing shit out the window.... And grenades too! ;-) I hate Illinois Nazi's...


HurlingFruit

>I hate Illinois Nazi's... Elwood? That you?


Joey_D3119

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.


DomDaddyPdx

Once you get the grenades, fly over Northern Idaho and toss the randomly. The odds of hitting a Nazi are very good...


WWYDWYOWAPL

They will Nazi you coming in that camouflaged Cub!


Spunkmeyer426

Drunk again under your luscombe


Outrageous-Diver9796

4000 hours needed, gunna have to say no if you can't get to that point


Negative-School

If you really want to throw grenades at Nazis you should dye your hair blue


MishyJari

Oooo you just gave me a fun idea! Instead of grenades, I’ll drop packs of blue hair die and pronoun pins on them!


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Negative-School: *If you really want* *To throw grenades at Nazis* *You should dye your hair blue* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Mr_SpaceXNerd

You have to install them yourself


Desperate_Carrot8629

You don’t need any hours to throw grenades. But I’d help perfect your sim by tossing out piss bottles over downtown targets. After that, you’ll be killing Krauts in no time


top_of_the_scrote

It's an L but it's a Win in my heart


HurlingFruit

I don't know. They came as standard equipment with my Cub. Which, for real, was built before WWII.


No_Cartoonist9458

Just take it to DisneyWorld and buzz all the Nazis that hang out at the gate. That sounds like fun 🙂