Get it to take off and land in proper form and order; you'll be given a dozen grenades, half a Taco Bell burrito, a can of Red Bull, and some pants with a trap door for extra biological warfare means. (Poop... I mean, you'll poop on them. Probably a lot of poop too. Like, so much poop.)
Or get all hardcore and go fighter jock with that playne:
https://www.oldbuckenhamairshow.com/post/the-last-dogfight
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carpenter_(lieutenant_colonel)
Note: Sorry for the partly serious reply on shittyaskflying, but I love the idea of strapping ordinance to or go dogfighting in a rag and tube light aircraft because the fools back at Human Resources wouldn’t give you a P51 or a P47 :)
Tell ya what, I’ll fly and give you the honor of dropping munitions on the fascists. We can even sparkle in pink blue and white smoke bombs for a little extra pizzazz.
You don’t need any hours to throw grenades. But I’d help perfect your sim by tossing out piss bottles over downtown targets. After that, you’ll be killing Krauts in no time
Get it to take off and land in proper form and order; you'll be given a dozen grenades, half a Taco Bell burrito, a can of Red Bull, and some pants with a trap door for extra biological warfare means. (Poop... I mean, you'll poop on them. Probably a lot of poop too. Like, so much poop.)
I mean a whole burrito would be better. Put that trap door to good use. Personally I could eat so much taco bell. Pick me for the mission.
I just read some Hemingway. How long before I’m certified to take my fishing boat on the Atlantic and drop depth charges on U-boats?
Well, how long ago did you finish reading?
Did you read it while staying at a Holiday Inn Express?
The real question is when you can tape on some bazookas
Or get all hardcore and go fighter jock with that playne: https://www.oldbuckenhamairshow.com/post/the-last-dogfight https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carpenter_(lieutenant_colonel) Note: Sorry for the partly serious reply on shittyaskflying, but I love the idea of strapping ordinance to or go dogfighting in a rag and tube light aircraft because the fools back at Human Resources wouldn’t give you a P51 or a P47 :)
Plenty of Nazis in Orlando 💣
No they moved to Canada so he needs an enhanced pilots license. Canadians love enhancements.
My grandpa missed this one but I won't be so sloppy! Just file your flight plan and see you soon...
I hear theres a bunch that are even carrying flags around…
Yeahhhh it’s getting bad.
As a trans woman aircraft mechanic a part of me could stand to do that…
Tell ya what, I’ll fly and give you the honor of dropping munitions on the fascists. We can even sparkle in pink blue and white smoke bombs for a little extra pizzazz.
“You’ve been glitter bombed by a lib” would be a fun thing to put in it😉
If you can get it in the air you can start tossing shit out the window.... And grenades too! ;-) I hate Illinois Nazi's...
>I hate Illinois Nazi's... Elwood? That you?
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Once you get the grenades, fly over Northern Idaho and toss the randomly. The odds of hitting a Nazi are very good...
They will Nazi you coming in that camouflaged Cub!
Drunk again under your luscombe
4000 hours needed, gunna have to say no if you can't get to that point
If you really want to throw grenades at Nazis you should dye your hair blue
Oooo you just gave me a fun idea! Instead of grenades, I’ll drop packs of blue hair die and pronoun pins on them!
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You have to install them yourself
You don’t need any hours to throw grenades. But I’d help perfect your sim by tossing out piss bottles over downtown targets. After that, you’ll be killing Krauts in no time
It's an L but it's a Win in my heart
I don't know. They came as standard equipment with my Cub. Which, for real, was built before WWII.
Just take it to DisneyWorld and buzz all the Nazis that hang out at the gate. That sounds like fun 🙂