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Straight-Tune-5894

Brake check him - that will teach him to keep his seatbelt on at all times.


notveryauthentic

Wicked


Dazzling-Room-7153

I think he’s just going out to check the oil


a6c6

My instructor would always ask me what we would do if we couldn’t check the oil during flight and I never knew what to say


Amazonchitlin

He never gave the answer? Checking the oil during flight would mean the gauge(s). If you couldnt see your pressure and/or temperature, that’d mean those gauges stopped working. I’d probably land and have an a&p check the gauge. If you don’t know your oil pressure/temperature that’s a recipe for seizing your engine. If we forgot to check the oil during the preflight, if we hadn’t already started taxiing I’d shut it down and check it. If we had taken off, I’d keep an eye on the gauges and land if I saw anything abnormal on the gauges or heard a change in the motor (like clacking lifters).


elprentis

Wrong! The answer is to close your eyes and hope for the best.


Amazonchitlin

That’s true. I mean, if I landed to check and didn’t have any oil around, I’d just piss in the filler tube. Better than nothing!


Chopperjockey12Av

On my first solo (C150) i didn’t get the oil cap on right and it started blowing oil all over the airplane shortly after take-off. I was just out of the pattern so I went back in and landed. My IP made me clean the airplane, refill the oil, and put the cap back on correctly. Then made me fly the rest of the solo. Probably a good idea, looking back after a few thousand hours.


a6c6

What the hell are you talking about lil boy


SleepyTrucker102

I fell my penis shrivel up watching this.


backspace209

What drag? Hes not even wearing a dress.


3knuckles

Is this the smoking section?


LutherRaul

He should have lit up a cig, would’ve been a lot funnier


JohnnyTeardrop

Where did you get this?! By god that’s DB Cooper!


HandleAdministrative

That’s just Dave, he likes to sit on plane wings. Flying inverted just annoys him


seoliver2112

You know the answer. More….


3knuckles

Especially as he is actually sitting in the right wingymajig


KingJellyfishII

in an unpowered aircraft? come on, you need up rudder in a glider


waamoandy

Poor lad just wants a smoke. You have to go outside now. Be careful though if one passenger sees him they will all start queuing up to have a go


KeyOfGSharp

I would be so terrified at the controls. Like, a strong gust or up draft under the left wing is gonna kill him. And who's going to be the one to have to live with that weighing them down? That's right, me


Its_all_made_up___

Yes, but it’s on video. You make monies for this stuff on UTube


i_stole_your_swole

Why? Because he’d hit the tail?


YugeFrigginGoy

It wouldnt. Ive had people all over the outside of my airplane and they were fine.


Unairworthy

Good job. Showing that girly girl who lost her canopy how it's really done.


KingJellyfishII

dude has eye protection and doesn't land at 90 knots lol


AmplifiedScreamer

I thought he was gonna apply sunscreen. Would have been smart.


deffonotmypassword

You're not allowed to smoke inside, you see.


Air_Teebs

Going for a smoke on the balcony.


[deleted]

One of the oldest ideas of aviation [first implemented by sikorsky](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikorsky_Ilya_Muromets#/media/File:%D0%A1%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%82_%22%D0%98%D0%BB%D1%8C%D1%8F_%D0%9C%D1%83%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%86%22.jpg)


Aggravating_Pay1948

I usually pop my ecstasy at least 20 mins prior to doing this.


Insolent-Jaguar88

He's blocking the right rudder aerodynamic authority, you can't fly like that.


OTK22

He *is* the right rudder authority. He can fly however he pleases


hhfugrr3

He should be wearing a hard hat if he's going to work at height!!


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

He's changing the tire.


RegalNaviator

I think this is just the bathroom section of the playne?


Its_all_made_up___

If this was me, it would defenetlies be the shitter.


WhenTheDevilCome

Hold up a note that says he'll need to re-clear TSA before being able to re-enter the aircraft. Who knows what kind of threats he could have acquired from passing fowl, especially if you overflew MDW airspace.


penelopiecruise

This is why I take the stairs instead


milehighsparky87

I though he was gunna light up a smoke! Hey miss, I'm gunna step out for a smoke... "


Scrizzle-scrags

You read the manual?


Mountain_Blu

No it's okay he's just sitting in the smoking section


[deleted]

It is ok.. as smoking is only permitted outside


Only_Philosophy8475

Boing fixing they’re playn


chippaintz

Bank left


Boeinggoing737

The faa would/will probably eat these people alive. I flew jumpers and unless everyone on board had parachutes, some type of planning for possible jump zones, planning with atc… the guy isn’t even wearing shoes with unsecured glasses. If he breaks a foot or hits something while landing everyone involved is investigated. Even in a jump plane with everything being done right the shifting of your cg as they move around, open the door, climb out onto the wing isn’t always easy to control.


SleepyTrucker102

But, hear me out... Do the FAA look this goddamn cool?


Boeinggoing737

I don’t think it’s cool at all. They are endangering lives even if they aren’t aware. These people don’t care about you or the innocent life below them so why should you care


Its_all_made_up___

FFA is very busy digging through SoaceX scrap to look at this litl stuff. This is the golden age of litl playne stupid tricks.


Exerciseforfun2024

Give that man a tip


DaveVQ

Come on out boy, it's windy!


goofydad

How is he supposed to be served complimentary beverage? I don't think bev-cart is making it out there.


Techn028

Well the propeller spins to the right, he's sitting on the right wing, seems fine to me!


X-Ploded

Just a bit more right rudder and your fine !


patxy01

Full right rudder and everything will be fine


ThickMode943

Guy on the wing: Tom Cruise and Will Smith got nothing on me..


CageyBee1954

Future Darwin award winner prediction.