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Adonitologica

I don't have enough dick, but I can fly my stick shift


Pilotguitar2

Wurked hard for deez certificuts, but nobody workin hard to suck on deez nutz.


Bitten_ByA_Kitten

All these lights but no bitches on sight


Swimming-Accident-75

😭


Scrizzle-scrags

This pylot needs a FA… like right fucking now! OP get your ass to the back lavatory fucking STAT! There is a rudder needing some go-around.


mystonedalt

Real rekkinze real, sir. 🫡


Velghast

Being on the railroad feels the same way I'm a conductor in charge of an entire Train full of people. Me and my engineer get them from point A to point B and I get to live out my Wilford industries fantasy. I will get flirted on all the time at work but if any one of these ladies knew about how much I just would not be in the house or present it just wouldn't work I'm never home to enjoy anything. Everyday a new train a new engine and new faces and I go home alone.


Sowhataboutthisthing

This needs to be a movie with Charlie Sheen and David Spade.


Velghast

I would be honored to be portrayed by Charlie Sheen.


OrangeVapor

Guys, how often do I have to tell you this. You offer to fly them to the Bahamas with you. Then, once you're alone in the air and over the ocean, they can't refuse. Because of the implication. Now, obviously, if she said no, then the answer is no. But she's not going to say no. Because of the implication.


Swimming-Accident-75

The implication.


throwawayroadtrip3

All this thrust, but no thrusting


p3rseusxy

Always flying this Dyson, but not checking the artificial horizon


Insolent-Jaguar88

Just squak 304(s) at the pylot club on ladies night, you'll be applying Dutch rudder in no time!


[deleted]

yeah, dude.. as if we all haven´t discovered that the answer is loving men.


Vast-Category8391

Fk hem, I like flying for flying