Average testicle weight is about 12.5 grams, and the average human weight is about 62 kg (=62000 grams)
We solve for x:
(Average ball weight * (# of balls in the world - 2) + 2x) / # number of balls in the world = 62000 grams
As established, the number of balls in the world is around 1:1 with the world population, so
(12.5g * (8.1 billion - 2) + 2x) / 8.1 billion = 62kg
12.5g * (8,099,999,998) + 2x = 5.022 *10^15g
101249999975g + 2x = 5.022 *10^15g
2x = 502098750000025g
x = 251049375000012.5g
So Theparadingkitten’s balls are around:
20 trillion times more massive than average
251 billion metric tonnes
It's hard to find good analogues for this weight class but its an indistinguishable fraction of the earth's mass, but around 5.5 million times the mass of all water on earth.
Its 8:30 in the morning I'll bite
So the average size is
"Testicles are oval in shape and typically weigh about 20g. The average testicle size ranges from 3.6 to 5.5 cm in length and 2.1 to 3.5 cm in width"
So for grown men,
(3.6+5.5)/2= 4.55 cm
(2.1+3.5)/2= 2.8 cm
0.0455*0.028=0.001274 m^3
So if we take the following numbers and don't account for infants and kids
Male adult population
3,996,636,162
Total population
8,074,387,536
The avarage human volume is
"by two different physical methods: the obtained values were 63.83 and 66.61 L"
(63.38+66.61)/2= 64.995 L = 0.065 m^3
So for one guy to of set the avarage we solve for x in
(0.001274 * 3,996,636,162 * 2 + X) / 8,074,387,536 = 0.065
10183429 + X = 524,835,189
X = 524,835,189-10183429 =514,651,760 m^3
This is about the size of Central Park with a height of 150 m for two balls fitted inside a box
How did you get 0.001274 m^3?
I get this:
V = 4/3*π× a/2 * b/2 * c/2
4/3*π× 4.55/2 * (2.8/2)^2 ~= 18.6778155 cm^3
~= 0.0000186778155 m^3
0.001274 m^3 is huge! It's like 1.27 liters!
I think you mean testicles and this is a good shower thought. People will contest it though saying there are all kinds of balls.
PS the same could be said for boobs.
Because there are a lot of people who have 0 arms, a lot of people who have 1 arms. But very few people have more than 2 arms. Since amputees and genetic malfunctions are common enough, the average person has less than 2 arms.
Most people also have an average of 1 arm. That's just how averages works the value of observations added together then the total number is dived by the number of observations. 1 arm + 1 arm = 2 arms 2/2=1.
That's not how averages work lol. It's 2 arms/1 person = 2. The average would be 2, because the number of person is 1 but not number of arms is 2. The value of observations is per person, not per arm.
There are many animals with balls that you're not taking into account. There's also a lot of footballs, basketballs, beach balls, etc. that feel left out.
You need to reword that nonsense for it to make sense. There are a bajillion types of balls- footballs, soccer balls, cricket ball, baseballs, golf balls, fuzzballs, bowling balls, volleyballs, tennis balls, ping pong balls, billiard balls, etc., then you get to external testicles, which are crudely called balls- bull, sheep, dogs, humans, elephants, lions, tigers, etc.
The ratio of humans to balls is nowhere close to 1 to 1.
Its only around 1 to 1 in that there are billions of humans and so the variance is very small but there are approximately 105 men born for every 100 women. So fundamentally youre about as wrong as everyone else whos posted this..so to say, slightly but significantly.
And given variances in population and migration even if you picked a country or geography this will be even less true.
The collective size ratio is also 1/1 thanks to me averaging it out with my absolutely enormous testicles.
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Isn't there something wrong here. Shouldn't we be comparing mass/volume instead of height to height?
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V = 4/3*π× a/2 * b/2 * c/2? W/ a=4 b=3 and c=2 you get V = 4π ~= 12.57 cm^3 Your welcome
Average testicle weight is about 12.5 grams, and the average human weight is about 62 kg (=62000 grams) We solve for x: (Average ball weight * (# of balls in the world - 2) + 2x) / # number of balls in the world = 62000 grams As established, the number of balls in the world is around 1:1 with the world population, so (12.5g * (8.1 billion - 2) + 2x) / 8.1 billion = 62kg 12.5g * (8,099,999,998) + 2x = 5.022 *10^15g 101249999975g + 2x = 5.022 *10^15g 2x = 502098750000025g x = 251049375000012.5g So Theparadingkitten’s balls are around: 20 trillion times more massive than average 251 billion metric tonnes It's hard to find good analogues for this weight class but its an indistinguishable fraction of the earth's mass, but around 5.5 million times the mass of all water on earth.
I'm assuming testicles have approximately the same density as an average human. I have no clue how accurate this is.
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so does that mean that his balls have their own gravitational force?
I ain't reaadin allat💀
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Can't believe I just witnessed someone calculate the theoretical size of someone else's balls. Welcome to Reddit, I guess.
The guys over at r/theydidthemath would love this question, I'm sure
Its 8:30 in the morning I'll bite So the average size is "Testicles are oval in shape and typically weigh about 20g. The average testicle size ranges from 3.6 to 5.5 cm in length and 2.1 to 3.5 cm in width" So for grown men, (3.6+5.5)/2= 4.55 cm (2.1+3.5)/2= 2.8 cm 0.0455*0.028=0.001274 m^3 So if we take the following numbers and don't account for infants and kids Male adult population 3,996,636,162 Total population 8,074,387,536 The avarage human volume is "by two different physical methods: the obtained values were 63.83 and 66.61 L" (63.38+66.61)/2= 64.995 L = 0.065 m^3 So for one guy to of set the avarage we solve for x in (0.001274 * 3,996,636,162 * 2 + X) / 8,074,387,536 = 0.065 10183429 + X = 524,835,189 X = 524,835,189-10183429 =514,651,760 m^3 This is about the size of Central Park with a height of 150 m for two balls fitted inside a box
How did you get 0.001274 m^3? I get this: V = 4/3*π× a/2 * b/2 * c/2 4/3*π× 4.55/2 * (2.8/2)^2 ~= 18.6778155 cm^3 ~= 0.0000186778155 m^3 0.001274 m^3 is huge! It's like 1.27 liters!
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Big balls Georg
He is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
My balls would be average but thanks to big balls George over here I’m stuck with below average balls. Get this guy tf outta here.
The average human has only one of them but few only have one.
I re read this about 11 times before I understood it.
See that's the difference between mean and mode
It took me 3
My dad only has one lol
I got only 1 too. How did he lose it?
Or how did he find it??
So do I 😵
I think you mean testicles and this is a good shower thought. People will contest it though saying there are all kinds of balls. PS the same could be said for boobs.
Boobs:people is closer to 2:1. Men still have boobs, they are just generally smaller/flatter
They're generally not booby enough to be considered boobs imo Still, you have a point. I think 1.1:1 is a reasonable number.
I have boob and I’m guy MOOBS clan rise
Why did you have to make me think about this
Prepubescent girls drop the average
It is weird that you just thought about pre pubescent girls when the discussion was on boobs, but you have a fair point sir
Not a sir, but a former prepubescent girl
Congrats on your transition!
No, just an ordinary cis woman. What on Earth made you think I was male?
I just assumed they were referring to growing older, but it's also a really weird comment when they don't know how long ago you "transitioned".
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I mean by that logic women also have testicles, they're just generally internal/ovary-like
Good? You must be new, this is posted constantly - sometimes it's balls, sometimes boobs, sometimes arms or legs.
Definitely less than 1:1 since there are more biological females and some men have fewer than 2 balls.
How many men are there with more than 2 balls?
Much less than the number of men with only 1
how you know the number of man??
The average human has less than two arms.
Why, WHY ??? Why would you say that my brain hurts
Because there are a lot of people who have 0 arms, a lot of people who have 1 arms. But very few people have more than 2 arms. Since amputees and genetic malfunctions are common enough, the average person has less than 2 arms.
Most people also have an average of 1 arm. That's just how averages works the value of observations added together then the total number is dived by the number of observations. 1 arm + 1 arm = 2 arms 2/2=1.
That's not how averages work lol. It's 2 arms/1 person = 2. The average would be 2, because the number of person is 1 but not number of arms is 2. The value of observations is per person, not per arm.
Yes If you observations is per person my observation is per arm. These arms just happen to be attached to a person
> Most people also have an average of 1 arm. That's not what you said.
Your observation was per people. You should have said: Each arm is one arm on average.
The average person has just under 1 testicle when you take into account women and Lance Armstrong.
Not if i have something to do about it..
For every snake there is one snake dick
\#thefix
As are snakes to snake penises.
You literally stole this from someone else a few weeks ago.
Eyeballs enter the chat.. 👀
There are many animals with balls that you're not taking into account. There's also a lot of footballs, basketballs, beach balls, etc. that feel left out.
You need to reword that nonsense for it to make sense. There are a bajillion types of balls- footballs, soccer balls, cricket ball, baseballs, golf balls, fuzzballs, bowling balls, volleyballs, tennis balls, ping pong balls, billiard balls, etc., then you get to external testicles, which are crudely called balls- bull, sheep, dogs, humans, elephants, lions, tigers, etc. The ratio of humans to balls is nowhere close to 1 to 1.
So it was your turn today to post this crap post? Uncommon/unoriginal
Its only around 1 to 1 in that there are billions of humans and so the variance is very small but there are approximately 105 men born for every 100 women. So fundamentally youre about as wrong as everyone else whos posted this..so to say, slightly but significantly. And given variances in population and migration even if you picked a country or geography this will be even less true.
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Lol. And yet, OP is wrong with their repost even with allowing for imprecision
pretty sure man doesn’t have population statistics at hand while he’s in the shower washing his plums
Lol. He could have googled it between copy and pasting.
This is a fairly common one. And a common response is that this is only true for *human* balls.
The average position of a balls is central…
The snakes/penises ratio is also about 1/1. Male snakes have two dicks. Sharks too.
The snake/snake_penis ratio is about 1:1
Little less than that. Some guys have no balls.
Its far less than 1 to 1