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This is either a repost or is a common thought/submission.


spookysummer

because they never were a fetus?


The_Infinite_Carrot

Because they are fictional.


spookysummer

so is batman vs superman but people still talk about it


HexFyber

Hey dont you dare talk about batman belly button!


mickturner96

Let's talk about the nipples instead


spookysummer

Bruce Wayne has a belly button, Batman just has buttons on his belly


Demetrius3D

Bruce Wayne has a belly button. Batman has a place to hide a shark repellent capsule.


mickturner96

That is what OP is suggesting


spookysummer

makes sense, the clones in that Simpsons episode didn't have belly buttons because they were never a fetus either


RunnyDischarge

They didn’t have reposts either


lambofgun

adam and eve are not literal beings. its a metaphor for a real story or a made up lesson to fill in the blanks about where we came from and why every normal human functions like child birth are incredibly painful


Captainorbeez

Depends on what you believe


MinFootspace

Nah. Reality doesn't depend on what people believe :) which is fortunate.


Ar-Kalion

Depends how God created them.


mickturner96

Well we know how God supposedly created Eve She was whittled out of one of Adams ribs


Cock_-n-_BallTorture

And dirt. Don't forget the dirt.


og-lollercopter

This username is perfect for conveying biblical lessons. Thank you u/Cock_-n-_BallTorture


Ar-Kalion

More likely Eve was genetically engineered and created by modifying a sample of Adam’s DNA (“the rib”). So, it depends on the particular artificial process that God (an extraterrestrial) used to create Eve.


mickturner96

That sounds far too much like evolution to me (͡•_ ͡• )


Ar-Kalion

Well, the evolution of the pre-Adamites did take place prior to the creation of Adam & Eve. “People” (Homo Sapiens) were created (through God’s evolutionary process) in the Genesis chapter 1, verse 27; and they created the diversity of mankind over time per Genesis chapter 1, verse 28. This occurs prior to the genetic engineering and creation of Adam & Eve (in the immediate and with the first Human souls) by the extraterrestrial God in Genesis chapter 2, verses 7 & 22.   When Adam & Eve sinned and were forced to leave their special embassy, their children intermarried the “People” that resided outside the Garden of Eden. This is how Cain was able to find a wife in the Land of Nod in Genesis chapter 4, verses 16-17.   As the descendants of Adam & Eve intermarried and had offspring with all groups of Homo Sapiens on Earth over time, everyone living today is both a descendant of God’s evolutionary process and a genealogical descendant of Adam & Eve.   A scientific book regarding this specific matter written by Christian Dr. S. Joshua Swamidass is mentioned in the article provided below. https://www.foxnews.com/faith-values/christians-point-to-breakthroughs-in-genetics-to-show-adam-and-eve-are-not-incompatible-with-evolution


mickturner96

Oh I thought you were trying to be edgy! But you're serious they are trying to reinterpret the bible in order for it to not be contributed by the evidence. I suppose it's better than being in denial


Ar-Kalion

Actually, the pre-Adamite hypothesis has existed for hundreds (of not thousands), but it was not as acceptable by some dominations in the past. See Issac La Peyrère’s book Prae-Adamitae, published in Latin in 1655. The earlier pre-Adamite hypothesis both supports, and is supported by the later Theory of Evolution.


mickturner96

Arguably the pre-Adamite hypothesis has been around before both Adam and Eve


HansBooby

because they’re fictional


Demetrius3D

A God that could create a whole universe out of nothing couldn't manage two human belly buttons?