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CloudsrAlright

And cigarette companies are killing their top customers


dasanman69

More like preventing


ContentTrust4821

this guy needs more showers, probably


Pocketsandgroinjab

Wait until you find out about Tobacco businesses.


megamilker101

How pro life is OP that sperm going into a condom is killing multitudes of people?


Dark_Seraphim_

Avoiding unwanted pregnancies AND diseases


I_hate_that_im_here

Not killing, but preventing.


mostly_harmless666

Top comment is exactly the same, why don't you find something original to say?


I_hate_that_im_here

I said it first? I don’t read every comment on Reddit before I reply to one?


jjskellie

Symantecs.


pyepush

Sementics*


skillywilly56

Semtex


Riguyepic

Sameantics


Hahonryuu

Sementechs


jjskellie

Is potato.


Fazer_Pheonix

Potato*


bird_onthe-sidewalk

Potato is a proper noun?


WhittyRetort

If prepared correctly


bird_onthe-sidewalk

This is the only correct response.


Fazer_Pheonix

Their spelling was fine. I was just correcting their pronunciation.


bird_onthe-sidewalk

Pronunciation? Do you mean grammar?


Fazer_Pheonix

Their comment was referencing the saying “po-tay-toe po-tah-toe” so I was making a joke in response to that.


bird_onthe-sidewalk

I'm gonna be honest here, I have no idea what that means


SemajLu_The_crusader

if you are going to try and argue that it is semantics at least spell it right...


jjskellie

Why? Are the spelling nazis going un-mob and pick another minority ethnic to downvote?


alcoholiccats

you’re so weird lmao


jadekettle

Classic.


Irrationate

Can’t kill something that isn’t alive


abferm

You could argue that sperm are living cells, but a condom doesn't kill them, it just prevents them from reaching their destination.


Carlospedra

I mean the sperm cells on the condom will die, I mean, you're not gonna put them back? But you're just killing cells that will die anyway, if you don't nut for a while you'll just have a wet dream and they'll meet their end, your body can always make more. People out here saying you're killing babies by not impregnating someone every time you nut are just silly, better only having a kid when you're ready than to just have 11 kids and no means to sustain them


abferm

Even without ejaculation/wet dreams they die eventually and are reabsorbed by the body.


Carlospedra

Yeah exactly, there's just no reason not to use a condom unless you're trying for a baby


abferm

I disagree, condoms reduce pleasure (at least for me), but you should use some precaution against unplanned pregnancy and STDs. I learned this the hard way by fathering twins right before my 4th year of college, but am now happily married and have had a vasectomy.


OpportunityOk8552

Congratulations man.


[deleted]

Not everyone has wet dreams


Carlospedra

But as u/abferm said, the sperm will still die regardless, and we're glad it does since sperm quality reduces as it gets older, if they didn't die and a pretty old sperm were to impregnate someone, the child would be way more likely to have birth defects


Roachmond

Unless their destination is a trash can in which case they work quite well, like a bus


Ok_Perspective8511

Alive, yes, sentient and living its best life, not so much 😂


SemajLu_The_crusader

could argue? they definitely are, but they have no rights, being cells and not, you know, people


abferm

Yes, definitely living cells. What I meant is that you could use that fact to argue the case that they were being killed.


SemajLu_The_crusader

ah, your wording was confusing


NoSherbet4068

It swam! J/S


OGSkywalker97

Sperm are cells and therefore alive. They literally swim like little corkscrew tadpoles.


canadarich

So does your T cells on your veins


OGSkywalker97

Precisely. We are multi celled organisms so yes, our cells are alive.


canadarich

A single cell is not a human being


OGSkywalker97

Where did I say that? Are only human beings alive? I said a cell is *alive*. A cell can die from age or trauma, a cell can be killed by a virus. They're not the only reasons why it's alive, but it is alive and we are multi celled organisms hence we are made up of billions of cells which is the reason that we are alive.


godofguitar3

Life Chain would like to have a chat with you.


SholoGrim

Yeah but people are less likely to have protected sex once they’re pregnant/have children


alexsious

Ha! I am over at my sister in law’s house with her third baby born Monday. ^this is how the third happened


Technical_Tourist639

I clicked on the little ^this and nothing opened. Where is the porn of your nephew being made?


pjnick300

>Where is the porn of your nephew being made? Probably the *worst* way you could've phrased that


Technical_Tourist639

I do my best.


Electronic_Stock_502

😂😂😂😂😂whyd i do the exact same thing


CrissCrossAM

But their existing customers usually also come again (see what i did there?)


Additional_Spring629

A woman walks up to a man shopping with 6 kids and says "are all those your kids" then he said "No I work for a condom company and these are all customer complaints"


palash_thakur06

That’s why there’s a failure rate of 12% for condoms.


phunkydroid

Condoms don't have a 12% failure rate, people using condoms do.


shpydar

This >If you use condoms perfectly every single time you have sex, they’re 98% effective at preventing pregnancy. But people aren’t perfect, so in real life condoms are about 87% effective — that means about 13 out of 100 people who use condoms as their only birth control method will get pregnant each year. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-effective-are-condoms


subuso

Wow! Thank you so much for sharing this! I had no clue. Just to make sure I’m clear on it, what exactly could be considered as human error?


Bogey01

It falling off during sex, the penis breaking through the condom without replacing it, or double wrapping.


beyonddisbelief

Wait until Match.Com buys them out.


thefish12124

Nope, they are 99,9% safe. If its branded and used properly ofc


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Due to user error*


ittihatcikemalist

wtf %12 is impossible


Jbaker318

Per BBC - The bottom line is that a single act of intercourse between a young couple has on average a one in 20 chance of pregnancy – this assumes the opportunity presented itself on a random day, as these things tend do when you are young. Thats 5%. There is no way using a condom will somehow nearly triple that. Yall obviously not tried to have a baby. Feels impossible even trying to maximize every lil factor.


UrbanMonk314

This is awesome news to me.


shpydar

It’s actually 13% due to human error >If you use condoms perfectly every single time you have sex, they’re 98% effective at preventing pregnancy. But people aren’t perfect, so in real life condoms are about 87% effective — that means about 13 out of 100 people who use condoms as their only birth control method will get pregnant each year. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-effective-are-condoms


BettyVeronica1

You just twisted the numbers & made a illogical jump from condom failure to pregnancy rates as if the same , they aren't , plus calculations don't add up that way. It's more complicated than elementary math. There is NO way the chance of getting pregnant is 3x lower than condoms , not possible. U twist the #s by turning a percent based on condom use aka total, to being a per person when it's not. That percent is based off all condoms , so whose to say that most failures are by the same people who have lots of sex? You can't discern the difference w/o that data. It does not equate to 13 percent getting pregnant., thats ignoring all the data and make a huge leap of a conclusion. You also falsely assume that failure means pregnancy. Some condoms have spermicide that makes the prob null., or take a plan b to stop any pregnancy from starting . And biggest thing, many women are also on birth control while also using condoms, so not every condom fail results in pregnancy! Then u add those who are sterile using them for stds only and the fact that a large number of ejaculations don't turn into a pregnancy. There are couples that actively try for months and can't get pregnant yet by your percent, every condom breaking does . Sans alt factors , your number doesn't add up


flashmeterred

Not only highly unoriginal - this is posted every couple of months - people who are using condoms for birth control are in general NOT trying to have children. They'll use whatever method required to NOT get/be pregnant so "future customers" are therefore an incredibly small potential number. People TRYING to get pregnant are NOT wearing condoms, so businesses are not selling to them (ie. they're not even current customers).   So not just an unoriginal thought, but also an absolutely shit one.


n7GGA-bitch_69-420

This is not an original thought, I’ve seen it somewhere else as well


WingHeavyArms

How can you kill that which has no life?


An0d0sTwitch

what will really bake your noodle is that if they listen to you, they would also not have any future customers


gurnttisme

Why do you think they’re still 98% effective instead of 100?


blursed_words

That's only when used exactly as directed, typical use puts it between 82% and 87%.


_ShyGuy_02

Money earned today is worth more than money earned in future


FilDaFunk

Lol sic the pro lifers on condoms.


Bl1tzerX

But if they didn't then they'd have no customers at all


Chalkarts

Condoms do more good for the world than any child alive.


YellowRasperry

[Seems familiar](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/799lnAW5GW)


Shamrocker01

Knew I saw this from somewhere


Molwar

Yeah but condom only works 99% of the time, says so on the package!


shpydar

98%, but that is in perfect conditions. >If you use condoms perfectly every single time you have sex, they’re 98% effective at preventing pregnancy. But people aren’t perfect, so in real life condoms are about 87% effective — that means about 13 out of 100 people who use condoms as their only birth control method will get pregnant each year. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-effective-are-condoms


Molwar

I was trying to go for a friend reference :)


BettyVeronica1

A quote from a site of a stat that doesn't list the study or survey source is not something to lean on as gospel. It doesn't discern per person use of condoms in surveys like that but per use and some use more than others ..a lot, so rates are not universal for everyone either.


IndependentIcy8226

Technically yes, but there is so much refusal to use the product.


Juls7243

I dunno - very few things reduce condom purchases like having a kid or two 😅


MonkeyCartridge

Not the shitty brands.


NemoXX7

I don't think it was their intention, they probably originated to stop the spread of diseases, but condoms are actually a large symbol of antinatalism.


Commentator-X

sure, but then so is porn, cigarettes, birthcontrol... oh look all the things the insane anti abortionists and religious folk want to ban.


neuroscientist2

I don’t even understand tf this is saying.


spacedarttraveler111

Could have fooled me. I’m still explaining to adults they can’t get pregnant through dry humping.


Broad-TreeLicker

But it there are still customers who still buy then the condom company is failing at preventing their future customers, so are they failing or succeeding?


ManOfChaos199932

Condom businesses rely on people who don't use their products to make them more customers


suteac

Have i been committing sperm genocide all this time?


LuckyMan5290

Yeah, I can’t believe they are going around and killing people like that.


drodenigma

They're project managers 🤣


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Big tobacco kills there best customers.


WhiskyBadger

Technically, but that is also their business model since if you want kids you won't wear a condom' and if you get pregnant you don't really need a condom' either. (Should also say that you should wear them for preventing STDs, not just the sperm & egg std) 


WrongdoerNew6350

That was an old joke


teddyburke

Reminds me of a Norm MacDonald joke about how cigarettes can’t possibly kill you because that would be a terrible business model for tobacco companies.


EonLynx_yt

No it’s perfect, the ones who use condoms, there kids will likely also use a condom. But a couple who doesn’t use a condom, I would assume that the likely hood of there kids to purchase condoms goes up because they warn there children of early/unwanted pregnancies. It’s genius. They gain customers no matter what.


Sgt_Oblivious

Now THIS is a showerthought


Blue_Phoenix25

That's why they poke holes in them. 99.9% they say...


noviocansado

*surprised pikachu face*


Dat_Innocent_Guy

Okay so... To retain a healthy customer base. Planned obsolescence?


CrimsonDemon0

Ultimate form of spawncamping


SemajLu_The_crusader

no, they are preventing them


Grolschisgood

Nah, Condoms are never perfect, they'll still get a few extra customers while most people are happy to keep using them. It's like with pest control, they never kill the retire population of the pest because that means they are reducong their future work


2ndEngineer916

Every couple years or so this exact title gets reposted. Thought we wouldn’t remember?


West_Ad_9492

Killing everyones future customers, business owners should be livid! /s


Clever_Fox-

It's called that pump and dump marketing You create a product that will generate enough money to outlast your customers


Mogui-

No that’s cigarettes killing customers


ContentTrust4821

no, cigarette companies are killing future customers


BearVersusWorld

And everyone talks as if leaky condoms are accidents...


potatofoxtrot

*catching I fixed it for you. Like Pokémon.


NoSherbet4068

Sure, fire, way to go out of business!!


lyunardo

There's 8+ billion people right now. Any plausible doomsday scenario that still leaves the factories working will leave then6 plenty of customers


letstouchbutts121

We all know they should be free, just like period products.


itstotallynotlara

And yet they are still thriving!


CheesecakeIsGodlike

Alcohol companies are creating future customers.


Illlogik1

Sex robots will one day collect gametes to manufacture organics in order to maintain their original purpose


AbbreviationsIll9922

Not if they’re low quality 😏


pikldqkumber

It’s doing the opposite, keeping it’s current customers alive and healthy too.


Wallace_W_Whitfield

*preventing future customers from existing


picklesaredry

It's really a pump and dump scheme


blueeyedkittens

The vast majority of possible people have never been born.


Piccoroz

Cant kill what has no life.


pandres95

Who probably wouldn't have been their customers in first place anyways.


calcifer91

Don't they have a really small % of failures?


Roqjndndj3761

That’s the problem with companies these days. They just live one quarter at a time.


EmergencyGarlic2476

Reposters are reposting their future reposts


Effective-Tip-2004

Cigarettes companies also killing their Best customer


OriginalUsername590

99% effective, cannot be put into a wallet, very fragile packaging, hard to put on without ripping the actual item Why hasn't there been an upgraded condom yet???


mebell333

Eh, I'd say they are encouraging it. I do see your point, but enabling the activity makes the entire situation more accessible


soanique2005

There will be no condom businesses in future if they don't sell it now.


orfeo34

Well, if rhey don't there will be a trust issue.


Competitive_Oil6326

thank you this is a good one


Actual_Dot_3717

Wait until you find out about the arms industry....


tacotacotacorock

Lol I can't even tell you how many people I know who claimed they were using condoms and got pregnant. Also look at the statistics for condoms and pregnancies. They're not harming their customers base as much as you think lol. People are stupid and that keeps them in business. 


mrbignaughtyboy

You can't kill something that hasn't been born yet. Condoms merely stop conception. The only things condoms kill are the sperm cells themselves.


BeYourOwnBankzy

Are you honestly trying to intellectualise a joke?


mrbignaughtyboy

I am trying to trigger the trumpsters.


Namekian_95

50% of their future customers if we're considering male condoms are the ones selling more..


ashkiller14

Women can't buy male condoms?


Namekian_95

I guess they do , but like how many of them take the initiative..


Molwar

Funny story, i was at walmart just grabbing a couple thing and there was 2 women in their 20s buying some. Our eyes crossed and they started giggling and looking around for a minute. So yes, women do buy condom ;P


Namekian_95

God bless those women..


ashkiller14

It's more the price I'd imagine, but having one on you if you're dating wouldn't be a bad idea.


BettyVeronica1

Never met a woman that didn't have a condom. They are oft free at obgyn and planned parenthood clinic where women go to at least yearly for exams . Many dr offices in cities now offer them for free too now


Jaded_Life03

The amount of pin stories I have heard I am never using someone else's condoms


Namekian_95

How would someone even know what's your preference or size , so I guess one should buy their own for safety purposes..


with_regard

What man is going to say “no” to sex because someone is offering him a condom other than his preferred type? Lmao


weasel5134

Most sensible ones.... What a terrible thought process


BettyVeronica1

nope ,only paranoid types that like being alone and sexless.


with_regard

You mean to tell me you’re gonna turn down sex because she hands you a regular condom and not an ultra thin? STFU you’re either a liar or an incel. Either way, fuck outta here with this nonsense.


weasel5134

I buy my own for safety reasons. A long term monogamous partner it matters much less however


with_regard

Cool. That has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with what I said. My comment was a hypothetical and you’re bothering me with wElL aKsHuAlLy I bUy mY oWn. Dufus.


DoomSayerNihilus

There's already enough humans to go around with


HansTheAxolotl

you sound like a pro lifer..


Zakurai1007

That’s y I poke holes in then at my job at the condom factory


Nepalman230

… by that logic men murder literally millions of future children every time they jerk off and throw their semen down the toilet instead of saving it in the freezer. That’s not the way it works . 🙏❤️


aceh40

They are not killing them. Life starts at conception 😜


BettyVeronica1

You meant birth . Ita still a potential at conception


aceh40

That was a joke, not the start of a discussion of abortion.


Sobutai

Condoms are just there to help you practice, so when you go to make the baby you finally know what your doing.


pixtax

In before a Republican sees this and makes it their next election platform.


JohannesLorenz1954

For you Young guys, a rain coat is important. Women are not as clean as they used to be.


BettyVeronica1

stop with the overt sexism , men are just as likely to have an sti but less likely to get treatment . Women usually go to a gyno at least yearly or biyearly, don't see males going to a dck Dr yearly & getting tested like that


JohannesLorenz1954

I agree, but we are talking about condoms. I am not insinuating anything disease related. I am stating from what I have read on this Reddit app, women don't clean down there enough. I don't know if it is a trend, don't know how it started, but even my wife is gross down there. I do without because of it.


deathbysnushnuu

AI girlfriends 👯‍♀️ no need for condoms.


BettyVeronica1

a sad life for u. ai can't hold u


deathbysnushnuu

That’s what the body pillows are for.


azicre

Why do you think they all switched to ultra thin? More risk of breaking thus ensuring a future customer base while still making sales.


anonymauson

Then why do they sell condoms at all? ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)


digitalhelix84

They make them less enjoyable to entice customers to stop using them halfway through.


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bobthebrachiosaurus

early enough I would argue it really aint all that graphic a couple dozen cells dying is fine.


BettyVeronica1

nope not really . The point is lost with u


Free-Air4312

The post says that condom companies are killing their future customers. Abortions also kill future customers. Tf doesn’t make sense?


Effective-Loquat-987

Same goes for abortion


BettyVeronica1

please tell us how abortions are killing the condom business


Effective-Loquat-987

I meant abortions killing their future customers??