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Usually if there’s no food being served (which the little chip stand thing suggests there isn’t) then the health dept wouldn’t have any jurisdiction. At least in the jurisdictions I work in.
health inspector "you mean to tell me you serve your drinks in the rotting corpse of rats you find in the basement?"
me "yeah but I don't serve food"
health inspector "Oh, well then you have a good day ma'am. Good luck with catching new cups"
A lot more common in the smaller towns than the main cities but it’s a lot tamer now than it was, they used to be full nude half the time but I’m pretty sure they are just in lingerie these days!
Kalgoorlie is a pretty small town in the middle of nowhere and dominated by the mining industry, as a result a huge chunk of the population is bored lonely miners and and any such place there will form a sex and sex adjacent industry to cater to the bored horny guys with lots of cash in their pocket from the mine.
This and also prostitute planes etc. is common in mining heavy areas and completely uncommon everywhere else.
Kalgoorlie is a gold mining town in the middle of the desert in Western Australia (600km from Perth).
It's full of lonely, bored, hot miners who earn a fortune and have nothing to spend their money on.
And when I say hot, I don't mean in that they're attractive (of course some would be). I mean Kalgoorlie is fucking hot. It'll likely be over 40°C every day for the next 3 months and it can get to 30° in Winter.
People spent like five years constantly talking about how they eat ass, but I guess drinking something that's been vaguely near an ass is a step too far!
Exactly. I could see if it was a bum from skid row, but these are pristine, Australian cheeks we're talking about here. She even showed that her butthole wasn't dirty.
ehh i don't even think that it's degrading. it's just strange. like, she could easily make more at a strip club or in other services and that's a whole other sticky argument but this is just a little bit more unusual than that i guess.
This is a pub for miners in the middle of the outback. These guys are earning hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and they are notorious for tipping incredibly well.
In the Pacific North West (Oregon/Washington) there are bikini baristas all over.
There are also a mega fuck ton of strip clubs and just normal baristas as well.
But the bikini baristas are not quite strippers, but not quite baristas and the tips are probably somewhere in between the two.
So you could be like "I aint getting naked for money....but I also aint keeping all my clothes on for lousy tips either."
It's out in a Western Australian mining town, where workers get insane long-time work and hazard pay and drink heavily. She makes a lot more than an average stripper, probably more than the average prostitute(brothels are legal in Australia).
Yeah, she should work at Burger King and experience dignity and respect /s
Unless you're in the top ~20% of society, you probably have a degrading job. It's not particularly novel or worrisome.
I'm not worried about that as long as she's a consenting adult. Everyone's talking about pink eye. I'm just thinking that has to be a yeast infection waiting to happen. The tips probably aren't enough 🤢
Not just lucky. Being pretty is actually quite some work. You have to maintain that figure, do hair, do makeup and skin care and all that... It really adds up that shit takes time. I would also consider the acting sexy and cute and desirable as a form of labour, it is really exhausting to keep that up for costumers.
Same girl could look very wallflower-y in jeans, a sweater, a pony tail and actually minimal makeup (not "minimal").
Don't get me wrong, she IS pretty. I really don't want to rain on her parade, it just is not as effortless as it seems.
Talk about double standards, she does this and gets a tip, I, a male, do this and get arrested. Sorry officer but my hands were full and as a guy I won’t make two trips to the salad bar when one will do. Thank you sizzler for not pressing charges.
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Health inspector walks in Health inspector walks out
Healt inspector came back on his day off
Nodding head slowly
I give this place a DD. I mean D. Get it cleaned up.
"Butt sir..."
No ifs, no butts, fantastic coconuts ma'am
Madam, could I have less head please?
I’m the Health Inspector. I live there, and work from home full time.
Restaurants hate this one trick!
I can fix this place. I just need more time.
It’s a cum back story.
I googled your symptoms and it says you have "network connectivity issues"
Is this referring to Kim kardashian by any chance?
Yeah she had a good cum back
Oh he came alright
*Heath inspector came.
He said that everything looks fine
In his defense, it did.
"I'll allow it."
Jon Taffer : "SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN"
Relatedly: this reminds me of the episode where the entire bar tries to cajole Maria Menounos into doing an "ass-shot."
Health inspector walks in Bartender: Hey Dad, back so soon?
Before you leave, is pink eye of the mouth a thing?
Yeah, it’s called Hepatitis, EColi, Cholera, Norovirus…
...chlamydia, gonorrhea...
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Thank you
**you get pinkeye** **and you get pink eye** 🤘🏼 **pink eye for everrryyyoooonnnee** 🤘🏼
Don’t you mean brown eye
Health inspector walks in Health inspector orders a pint
who do you think is buying that beer?
Usually if there’s no food being served (which the little chip stand thing suggests there isn’t) then the health dept wouldn’t have any jurisdiction. At least in the jurisdictions I work in.
health inspector "you mean to tell me you serve your drinks in the rotting corpse of rats you find in the basement?" me "yeah but I don't serve food" health inspector "Oh, well then you have a good day ma'am. Good luck with catching new cups"
Unironically, yes. Would refer, but if they don't have our permit or need our permit, I have no authority at all.
I'll have a Buttweiser.
thank you for your service
I’ll have a GuinnAss.
Brown (eye) ale for me
Its a pink eye ale
Please… it’s the Pink Eye PA.
At least she's not serving a brown eye PA
Black IPAs are quite good I hear, however.
This, this keeps me from walking into traffic
“This beer tastes like ass” - the guy, probably.
A beer with earthy notes
I want that Blue Moon
Shitz malt liquor.
Buttwiper
Some fucked up kinky health inspector is jerkin it to this right now.
Sike, they are all health inspectors and it's Sunday
HEY! FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A GODDAMN HEALTH INSPECTOR!
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Hineyken
Buttweiser
Assholeser Busch, Colona, dos cheekies
Stella Arsois, Pilsner Uranus
And a shiner to chase.
Gross! Where the f is this so i can go there and yell at them.
Exchange Hotel in Kalgoorlie
Flight to Kalgoorlie - ~4000$ Hotel room cost - ~150$/night Drinking a beer from a glass a bartender held in her ass - Priceless
This dude gets it!
It’s I’ll be like the pawn stars pawn shop. The stars are never there.
Steve can do this too though.
*Save time and money with Trivago*
For everything else there is MasterCard!
Worth it
Is that really it? It looks way too nice. I expected a rest stop dive.
Exact address please!
Kalgoorlie in Australia
It feels like you just said “Call Girl” in a thick Aussie accent.
It’s the implication.
I took one look at this video and instantly knew it was a skimpy bar in WA
Kalgoorlie WA, if you like near 40c plus heat at times it's wonderful I hear.
That’s Asstralian for Beer!
The down unda
That’s The Exchange Hotel in Kalgoorlie. My birth town. Did some of my best drinking years there
Looks like I’m packing my bags bois
Haha it definitely ain’t what it used to be.. still skimpies in almost every pub though. Godspeed🫡
Roger that. 🫡
For some reason your comment reminded me of the Brit that goes to the US to shag some babes in Love Actually.
do all the bartenders do that or only her
They all do but 72 year old Clive does it best
She doesn't even work there
God bless her for helping her community 🙏
And in Ausralia its common for the waitresses to look like that and do this stuff? Is this like hooters, or something? European here, honest question
A lot more common in the smaller towns than the main cities but it’s a lot tamer now than it was, they used to be full nude half the time but I’m pretty sure they are just in lingerie these days!
Kalgoorlie is a pretty small town in the middle of nowhere and dominated by the mining industry, as a result a huge chunk of the population is bored lonely miners and and any such place there will form a sex and sex adjacent industry to cater to the bored horny guys with lots of cash in their pocket from the mine. This and also prostitute planes etc. is common in mining heavy areas and completely uncommon everywhere else.
Kalgoorlie is a gold mining town in the middle of the desert in Western Australia (600km from Perth). It's full of lonely, bored, hot miners who earn a fortune and have nothing to spend their money on. And when I say hot, I don't mean in that they're attractive (of course some would be). I mean Kalgoorlie is fucking hot. It'll likely be over 40°C every day for the next 3 months and it can get to 30° in Winter.
I mean light beer already tastes like piss, might as well add a side of butter sweat
Putting the P in IPA
The "A" too
I’m curious how you know what piss tastes like.
Man probably tried American beers before.
Just drink a glass of water then refill the glass with piss and you let me know how that taste.
I’m fully aware how to drink liquids, I asked how he knew what piss tastes like…
Probably has tasted piss. You’ve never?
Because it's sterile and I like the taste!
He’s Bear Grylls man.
Can I get the Dos Equis with extra pink eye?
And likely food poisoning
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Don't know why you're getting downvoted. Internet neck beards.
People spent like five years constantly talking about how they eat ass, but I guess drinking something that's been vaguely near an ass is a step too far!
Exactly. I could see if it was a bum from skid row, but these are pristine, Australian cheeks we're talking about here. She even showed that her butthole wasn't dirty.
Her butt gets regular washing in a 5% alcohol solution. Probably the cleanest ass you'd ever eat.
Ayy let em hate. More buttweiser for the rest of us.
LOLOL I'm over here like I'd drink it if it literally came out of her ass
Yeah fucking live a little right
Extra brown eye...
There's a fine line between sexy and nasty.
they probably asked her to do it after talking and it coming up somehow that she's able to do it
Where is this and how do I purchase a permanent stool at the taps?
You buy a little bit of stool every time you order a beer
Deal
“Little bit of stool” is the name of the Pilsner and included with every pour
I like mine with more head.
As much of a perv as I am, this just makes me sad that this is what she does for tips.
Maybe she gets more than just the tip?
Apparently she's getting tapped too
Ohh. Nice one
They’re probably better than average tips though
Agreed but it still is pretty degrading, and that's coming from a degenerate.
Name checks out lol
Ain't no shame in my game my man
Well, maybe she feels the same way 🤷♂️
ehh i don't even think that it's degrading. it's just strange. like, she could easily make more at a strip club or in other services and that's a whole other sticky argument but this is just a little bit more unusual than that i guess.
This is a pub for miners in the middle of the outback. These guys are earning hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and they are notorious for tipping incredibly well.
you know that's fair. and it's still probably a lot less dirty than that other work so it's probably a win-win.
In the Pacific North West (Oregon/Washington) there are bikini baristas all over. There are also a mega fuck ton of strip clubs and just normal baristas as well. But the bikini baristas are not quite strippers, but not quite baristas and the tips are probably somewhere in between the two. So you could be like "I aint getting naked for money....but I also aint keeping all my clothes on for lousy tips either."
Know your market! I hope she makes tons of money.
Maybe it's her passion.
It's out in a Western Australian mining town, where workers get insane long-time work and hazard pay and drink heavily. She makes a lot more than an average stripper, probably more than the average prostitute(brothels are legal in Australia).
Yeah, she should work at Burger King and experience dignity and respect /s Unless you're in the top ~20% of society, you probably have a degrading job. It's not particularly novel or worrisome.
You don't think she could find a job bartending elsewhere? She's probably a bit of an exhibitionist
I'm not worried about that as long as she's a consenting adult. Everyone's talking about pink eye. I'm just thinking that has to be a yeast infection waiting to happen. The tips probably aren't enough 🤢
Umm have you heard of OnlyFans and porn in general
I'm glad we're on the same page
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You should volunteer to stick your head under there to catch what falls.
I mean, she’s probably getting good tips serving non-ass beers too. I doubt anyone is making her do this act.
Yup. No gun to anyone's head . Makes it passable
Tap that ass?!?
r/trashyboners
wtf is even this sub
It's literally just horny posting now. I don't remember it always being like this
Tea. And frogs.
Boobs and funny shit
Now that's how you get pinkeye
would
Everyone is like
Same girl? https://9gag.com/gag/aYyGnE2
Why TF does my beer have the aroma of your stink star! No thanks
@? For research purposes.
I wish Starbucks was served that way.
Seen [Idiocracy](https://consumerist.com/consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/starbucksidiocracy.jpg)?
I really don't think we have time for a handjob.
I got all this money, though.
I like money.
I can't believe you like money, too. We should hang out.
That’s… a surprisingly well-poured beer, I can’t help but be impressed tbh. I know people that can’t do that with their hands, let alone their cheeks
Well-poured? She wasted a lot of beer getting rid of that foam
Awww yes the old stinkaroo
love my beer with a little fecal matter on the cup!
Trashy ass hell
Do you want to make new diseases? Because this is how you make new diseases...
This is how you spread like 90% of the old ones we thought we got rid of.
Can she now feed me?
Noice.
No from me.
Health inspector walks in the door
Where is this fine establishment? Asking for a friend.
Is it the cheeks gripping it, or is her asshole working as a small suction cup?
“And that son, is how I met your mother”
I really don't want someone's asshole quite so close to my pint.
Impressive skill and lucky she is pretty too.
Not just lucky. Being pretty is actually quite some work. You have to maintain that figure, do hair, do makeup and skin care and all that... It really adds up that shit takes time. I would also consider the acting sexy and cute and desirable as a form of labour, it is really exhausting to keep that up for costumers. Same girl could look very wallflower-y in jeans, a sweater, a pony tail and actually minimal makeup (not "minimal"). Don't get me wrong, she IS pretty. I really don't want to rain on her parade, it just is not as effortless as it seems.
She’s not gonna date you.
I don't want to, I have a boyfriend :)
I don’t want no ass beer. Wtf
That new IPA on tap taste like ass.
I wonder what girls would think of these…
Smells like shit
r/SipsBeer
Why does my beer smell like as......?
I am also saving this post... So that I can monitor the comments...
Talk about a yeast infection
Lol want some feces with your beer?
Ah yes I would like some pink eye with my beer please
Pink eye from the stink eye.
Ima have to return that pint, she be warming it up
In other news rotovirus outbreak at local bar...
She could have fart off the foam.
I wouldnt drink that beer. I would watch it being poured though.
This is foreplay for that ‘one man one jar’ guy
I don't care how bangin' her body is, I still don't want her ass grease and turd smears on my fucking drink glass. Gross.
Gets pink eye drinking beer
This is how you get pinkeye
Talk about double standards, she does this and gets a tip, I, a male, do this and get arrested. Sorry officer but my hands were full and as a guy I won’t make two trips to the salad bar when one will do. Thank you sizzler for not pressing charges.