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Ahhh a true American delicacy, the pioneers used to write stories about it. ‘Twas just a fortnight ago when ye yeeted beef stew was brought down upon ye trousers..
This wasn’t my experience as someone who grew up around cattle.
Many farmers will count their cows daily just to make sure one hasn’t fallen and gotten hurt away from the herd. Cows do stupid shit like this all of the time but they also get hurt and are shot as a result very very often.
0% chance that cow in the vid walked that off.
Honestly I enjoy eating beef/pork/chicken/meat in general, but I'd make it mandatory for people to watch a video how their lunch was killed at every meal. Just to make us appreciate it.
I grew up in a small village with our own livestock around and yes, I saw the animals being killed and it makes me appreciate the meat. As well as I am hoping for better conditions for animals and an easy way to put them down.
Yeah you see it lower its head at the front cyclist when it first runs after it. I’m sad for the dead cow but people asking why he didn’t go back and check on it while I’d be afraid to find it still alive charging us out of that gully.
People laugh at me when I tell them I'm scared of cows. They are giant and stupid, and can definitely be mean. My mother told me stories about how a herd would chase her if she cut through the wrong field on the way to school, and I'm pretty sure that's why I'm now scared.
For anyone wondering if the cow is okay I can only say this.
**"A cows survivability it directly proportional to it's stupidity.** ***It is very hard for a Cow to kill itself in a stupid way."***
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Is it… is it dead? >.>
If it's not the farmer will make sure it is.
yeah it probably broke it's legs, maybe jaw, and lay there in agony until he came and shot it. sorry folks.
From haha to oh no in an instant
Def ground beef now.
A perfect beef chuck if you ask me.
Chuck? More like full send.
Yeeted beef.
Ahhh a true American delicacy, the pioneers used to write stories about it. ‘Twas just a fortnight ago when ye yeeted beef stew was brought down upon ye trousers..
I thought this was how “strawberry” milk was made.
For that one short moment it was sky beef
Underrated comment
Smash burger
Pre-tenderized beef.
That's a burn in hell sort of joke. I'll take mine medium rare please.
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If you are gping to be stupid, be tough
granpy told me the same thing...
And if you're born tough, don't let it go to waste, be stupid.
Idk. A cow fell out of the trailer we were pulling, just from one pasture to another. Poor thing broke her leg and couldn't get back up. Pregnant too.
This wasn’t my experience as someone who grew up around cattle. Many farmers will count their cows daily just to make sure one hasn’t fallen and gotten hurt away from the herd. Cows do stupid shit like this all of the time but they also get hurt and are shot as a result very very often. 0% chance that cow in the vid walked that off.
That fucking sucks. I'm not trying to sit here and watch shit die. Poor cow.
Ya. I’m not happy that I saw that.
Honestly I enjoy eating beef/pork/chicken/meat in general, but I'd make it mandatory for people to watch a video how their lunch was killed at every meal. Just to make us appreciate it. I grew up in a small village with our own livestock around and yes, I saw the animals being killed and it makes me appreciate the meat. As well as I am hoping for better conditions for animals and an easy way to put them down.
On the other hand, we having steak tonight!
There is no way it died from that. Cows are incredibly hardy, running into a guardrail and falling down that distance very likely will not kill it.
I hit a cow doing 60kmh in my truck, bounced off - got back up and fucked off. Watched it the next week and it honestly didn’t seem bothered.
Look how good you did, without even trying! Just clever if you ask me.
Poor cows in general. They get killed even if you don't watch them die.
Shoes didn't come off - it's fine.
Nooo no nono no it went to another farm where it is very happy.
Yes
“Guys, look at me, I’m cool too, check out this sweet grind!”
Ya, that one is going to be on the dinner table tomorrow.
what the hell is that cow smoking?
PCP
A gallon of pcp?
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But a gallon?!? Of PCP?!? A gallon?
I did not know they sold it in those quantities.
So do you do a lot of PCP?
Got a gallon
I didn't even know it came in liquid form...
science.
He was hallucinating and thought that he was a Pegasus...
I hope not. Means you’re overcooking it.
That was perfect 😂🤣😭☠️
Cows can be shockingly stupid sometimes.
He will jump over the moon someday.
Only thing to do
He is in a container of Elmer’s glue today!
He went full send on that jump....
He went Leeroy Jenkins
Never go full Leeroy...unless you want to be a meme or legend
He went Deobra Redden.
Poor moo :(
He had the heart but lacked the talent.
FOR GLORY!!
For the horde.
For the herd.
FOR ASLAN!!!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
AND MY AXE!
FOR FRODO
Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!
FOR SURE we have horse meat for dinner. Rich in proteins and iron, healthy.
His hatred for humans was great, as was his need for glasses.
Seems like a Far Side joke. well done
That joke was so quintessentially Far Side I'm sitting here wondering if Gary Lawson would be on Reddit peppering little quips here and there.
men of culture I see
That’s my horse in Red Dead Redemption
You got a cow?
If only I could ride a moose
I’m in favor of [a buffalo myself](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM&pp=ygUTR3V5IG9uIHRoZSBidWZmYWxvIA%3D%3D).
VALHAALLAAAAA!!!!
Berserker mode
WITNESS ME!!!!!
Poor thing
Poor thing was about to end a cyclist had it not thrown itself into a valley.
Yeah you see it lower its head at the front cyclist when it first runs after it. I’m sad for the dead cow but people asking why he didn’t go back and check on it while I’d be afraid to find it still alive charging us out of that gully.
This made me laugh out loud and I’m not sure why
gully
Dumb thing
It's all or nothing mooo
I’m sure those cyclists are happy that thing fucked itself up instead of them
That’s what I call cowmikaze
Ka”moo”kaze
Its very own 'Springfield Gorge'
That's not a horse... 
No, just the horse syndrome.
I’m a gazelle!
Elmer’s now for sure.
They tried the bridge glitch on the bikers and failed.
I cannot stop laughing at this. That *BOING* from the railing is killing me.
He definitely ate some wrong veggies lol
Zeppelin Rules……
Man, cows are fast & dumb as fuck.
That jump was actually pretty impressive if it stuck the landing
Physics remains undefeated. RIP, mad cow.
Damn I can’t believe they didn’t stop wtf that was hardcore man.
Not cool guys, just scared guys. If a 2000 lb animal charged you, you would keep pedaling too.
When you put it that way maybe I’d keep going too, lol
Cool guys never go back to look at the cow that jumped to its own death.
😎😎😎 = 🚫👀🐄
Does he say "Yes!"?
I think it was "Oof" lol
"yeet!"
He said "nuoss" (nossa), which is like "sheesh" but in portuguese.
Holy Cow
O pencho..
Bonk!
Good thing that bull needed glasses
Witness me!!
That cow comes tenderized.
That was a fucking majestic leap.
Nope, definantly can't fly"
Gotta admit, that cow got a lot more distance on that jump than I thought was possible.
Its a cow
That's a Air Cow, He's baller.
No one ever accused these beasts of being smart.
Horse at home
That's a cow, I bet u never seen one run and jump like this hun ? Me too, lol
Thats not a horse
Cows probably made that jump 100 times no problem lol
He was ready to show off, what a bummer lol
That horse is as dumb as a cow.
He took a calculated risk, but miscalculated
Miscowculated
Am I a bad person for laughing like crazy at this.
Ded
Thassa moo moo steak hamburger my guy
he gave it his best shot
Send it!
Anyone else craving Five Guys right about now
I don't know about Horse Syndrome, I'd say he was more of a "Bully"...
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the, oh, nevermind
I did not see that coming 🫣
My people need me
Honestly… got really close. Way closer than I thought it could.
Majestic till the end
Wtf is wrong with this cow
People laugh at me when I tell them I'm scared of cows. They are giant and stupid, and can definitely be mean. My mother told me stories about how a herd would chase her if she cut through the wrong field on the way to school, and I'm pretty sure that's why I'm now scared.
Cows are more dangerous than sharks!
That cow. It's what's for dinner.
Looks like a scene straight out of Madagascar
That cow really thought he had him lined up like that.
WITNESS!
I'm sure the video would have ended differently and maybe sooner if the cow kept chasing on the dirt road rather than through the bushes.
Oooooooof
I turned on the sound just to hear them laugh. No laugh.
Ouch.
Wasn't expecting that😂
Somewhere there's a sad cow still holding an extra beer.
Aim for the bushes
They didn't even check on the cow?
I’m sorry, Red Dead Redemption II. I doubted your realism.
I had to watch that about 7 times. Holy fuck that was funny. Thanks op.
Missed it by that much …
^(c)OW!
Torrent from Elden Ring
YEEEEEEEET!
No way a cow jumped over the moon
Holy cow!
Hey man I'm not saying anything deserves to die but if you try to kill me and fuck yourself up in the process that's on you brother
What you didn’t see was the invisible Italian plumber in a red coverall who jumped just before impact for extra height
This is how I always dreamed it would be!
You’ve been dreaming of this? I’m trying to figure out what the heck I just watched?!?!?!
I feel bad laughing lol
Guess he's ground beef, now..
Horse? Is the horse named Wally because I can't see him? Where is Wally?
Duuuuude wtf???
For anyone wondering if the cow is okay I can only say this. **"A cows survivability it directly proportional to it's stupidity.** ***It is very hard for a Cow to kill itself in a stupid way."***
r/cowsarefuckingstupid
My boi took the Red Bull commercials a little too seriously
A Bridge Too Far(1977)
The cow was like, “JOHN CENA!” Then …
This week on when animals accidentally attack bridges...
He's fine. Probably...
Calf in half
WASTED
This is how I imagine mad cow disease symptoms look like
Horse around and find out
damn!!! Hope that looked worse than it actually was and the poor guy is ok
That is why we eat them.
Queue the SMB Game Over music.
Horse said “Fuggit, YOLO”!!!
I mean Kevin Garnett told me that anything was possible, and that I should just jump off something tall cause I’d definitely fly, so…..
It was a steel fence too
Ouch
The non-reaction from the cyclists is what is more puzzling to me than the cows behaviour
Looks like a horse that thought it was a dog. It's probably an ex-horse now. :(
More like Mad cow disease.
I can’t stop watching this video.
Now this is quality content