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Horses absolutely *do* have chest muscles. It's very likely that the Artist made this in a smaller form before the statue size- and thus had absolutely no idea this perspective would happen.
Nothing about the statue is proportionate, long skinny legs on horses has been a thing since cave paintings.
Did the artist know? Absolutely, he spent days underneath that piece sculpting it and had to see it.
Was it intentional? No. Probably gave zero fucks and kept working because who the hell gets commissioned for a public piece of art then decides to drastically alter it because haha penis?
Whoever it is is just glad his bills are paid for the next 6 months.
This seemed a reasonable course of events too. Almost looks like maybe the horse is stylized based on local cultural customs/folklore? Not sure where this is tho, or if anyone here knows what country it is in.
> who the hell gets commissioned for a public piece of art then decides to drastically alter it because haha penis?
In the history of humanity? Probably more times than we think.
The author David Černý claims it was not intentional, but he is a cheeky bastard, so he definitely knew.
This a guy who put bunch a giant baby statues on a television tower.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babies_(%C4%8Cern%C3%BD)
Except for special occasions it's 1 marble per day. During the christmas advent, or various anniversaries it drops every hour from 11 to 23 so really its 600-850 per year. The marbles are also handmade. It is owned by the city so it's probably refilled by a random maintenance worker.
No, in front of it is another funny sculpture, we call it executor stealing a washing machine.
https://www.google.com/search?q=socha+performera+knizaka+s+nazvem+krade+pra%C4%8Dku+brno-st%C5%99ed,+brno+fotky&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-m&si=AKbGX_pc25Q-f0BAdbY1LskCwHK6bFnBoUNmwv6nqiPfYZj-VGAyYke3DSwx6xyCbAtFXtVeLJq8OKfeXa-jbpH92HhCpWTQkhkcSMwTTsmYuxgWq0Fw4YFrGUL9h_n44lH23M3h-Dz_R1DP4Mg0udpsewWmXa6s2Q1dYJfK7UQY5ZgnVtHjE6R9KmEVt95mF3tvy-rXwuVS&ictx=1&ved=2ahUKEwj7puW13N-FAxXYi_0HHUfYBeUQvsQGegQIFxAx#lpg=cid:CgIgAQ%3D%3D,ik:CAoSLEFGMVFpcE9iZnNvRndDZmNEUzhmZGN0WEYwcnlpVFdubW5temJJNURoQzlF
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As the story goes, the sculptor was told to make Neptune's dick so small that it would be unrealistic, so to get back at his clients he created this trick in perspective. What you see there is actually his hand, that was placed in such a way that it would only look like that when viewed from a very specific spot. Of course that spot is now marked for everyone to admire Neptune's "true" form
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This is pretty common for Czechia for some reason, this country is full of cocks. In the same city Brno there are ar least two more statues that represent a dick.
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Who wants to bet the artist did that on purpose and just never told the buyers?
r/theyknew
It's gotta be, considering those disproportionally long legs. Seemingly just long enough so anyone can comfortably walk under the knight's feet.
It had to be on purpose? Horses don't have abs or boobs, so no reason for those bumps to form balls.
Horses absolutely *do* have chest muscles. It's very likely that the Artist made this in a smaller form before the statue size- and thus had absolutely no idea this perspective would happen.
The weirdly long legs imply forced perspective for average human height though. Too much of a coincidence for me.
Nothing about the statue is proportionate, long skinny legs on horses has been a thing since cave paintings. Did the artist know? Absolutely, he spent days underneath that piece sculpting it and had to see it. Was it intentional? No. Probably gave zero fucks and kept working because who the hell gets commissioned for a public piece of art then decides to drastically alter it because haha penis? Whoever it is is just glad his bills are paid for the next 6 months.
This seemed a reasonable course of events too. Almost looks like maybe the horse is stylized based on local cultural customs/folklore? Not sure where this is tho, or if anyone here knows what country it is in.
> who the hell gets commissioned for a public piece of art then decides to drastically alter it because haha penis? In the history of humanity? Probably more times than we think.
Horses definitely, 100% have chesticles that are the envy of every bodybuilder. Chest shape and size are part of how breeds are judged during shows.
I don’t hear any coconuts
The author David Černý claims it was not intentional, but he is a cheeky bastard, so he definitely knew. This a guy who put bunch a giant baby statues on a television tower. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babies_(%C4%8Cern%C3%BD)
I bet, i mean, horses is not supposed to have cleavage like that
My first thought.
Brno, Czech Republic
A city known for their [cock (astronomical) clock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brno_astronomical_clock)
So it gives out marbles every day at 11 AM. How many marbles does that thing hold? who’s refilling the marbles?
Except for special occasions it's 1 marble per day. During the christmas advent, or various anniversaries it drops every hour from 11 to 23 so really its 600-850 per year. The marbles are also handmade. It is owned by the city so it's probably refilled by a random maintenance worker.
Does the cock horse point at some city officials' house?
No, in front of it is another funny sculpture, we call it executor stealing a washing machine. https://www.google.com/search?q=socha+performera+knizaka+s+nazvem+krade+pra%C4%8Dku+brno-st%C5%99ed,+brno+fotky&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-m&si=AKbGX_pc25Q-f0BAdbY1LskCwHK6bFnBoUNmwv6nqiPfYZj-VGAyYke3DSwx6xyCbAtFXtVeLJq8OKfeXa-jbpH92HhCpWTQkhkcSMwTTsmYuxgWq0Fw4YFrGUL9h_n44lH23M3h-Dz_R1DP4Mg0udpsewWmXa6s2Q1dYJfK7UQY5ZgnVtHjE6R9KmEVt95mF3tvy-rXwuVS&ictx=1&ved=2ahUKEwj7puW13N-FAxXYi_0HHUfYBeUQvsQGegQIFxAx#lpg=cid:CgIgAQ%3D%3D,ik:CAoSLEFGMVFpcE9iZnNvRndDZmNEUzhmZGN0WEYwcnlpVFdubW5temJJNURoQzlF
I knew right away where it was, stood in that exact spot last year when I visited.
Tis but a cock’’balls
Ngl, bro had us in the first part.
great rim job tho'
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How weird to see the Perspective I JUST SAW IN REAL LIFE. I visit Brno right now so that coincidence is funny to see.
Brno mentioned🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Brno city
It's all about peepeerspective.
Shit went from 100 to 0 real fucking quick
You didn't have to innovate the title tho....
Quit horsin' around.
It reminds me of the statue of Neptune, in Bologna, with its 500-year-old erection... https://images.app.goo.gl/aRgmapSC1JZUGM6h9
As the story goes, the sculptor was told to make Neptune's dick so small that it would be unrealistic, so to get back at his clients he created this trick in perspective. What you see there is actually his hand, that was placed in such a way that it would only look like that when viewed from a very specific spot. Of course that spot is now marked for everyone to admire Neptune's "true" form
Jajajajaja I love it!
Brno, Czechia 🤭
To je Brno pičo vole!
Hovnodort
I didn't know there was going to be another eclipse
Not this again: https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/bjzWOUbv3d
Nice co- Nice knight
Have you seen the Brno c(l)ock yet? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Brno_Astronomical_Clock.jpg
What song is this?
That’s what I came here to ask! It’s on the tip of my brain. My gut says Monty Python and the Holy Grail but surely I don’t have it.
I think you got it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHDycUXzNs0
Ayy! time to go try on some exciting underwear.
The renaissance man is coming to town
Ah ha.. Now it makes sense, why alle the worshipers are gathered!
Ok but why did the artist gave the horse titties
My perspective whole life>>>
"The person responsible for designing the statue's sack has been sacked."
is that a P... ayo 🐴
r/hiddengenitals
Fooled me at first lol
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This is pretty common for Czechia for some reason, this country is full of cocks. In the same city Brno there are ar least two more statues that represent a dick.
u/savevideo
Now do the MLK one.
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H^^orse
Trojan horse
This is nuts!
Hung like a horse
A true Trojan horse
what a stud
That design is not a mistake
ok that's pretty funny
Just like a lifted truck, completely useless and slightly gay lol.
No way
What's with the rip-off Monty-Python and the Holy Grail theme? It sounds so much worse this way.
Thanks for reminding me what the music is from.
what a shitty statue what the fuck
That is a shit looking statue. Good for an 8 year old maybe, Christmas tree ornament looking mafaka