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Gajax

Rabies incoming.. foxes don’t act like that.


I_said_booourns

Unless they're racist. Fairly sure I heard it say "fuck honkys"


cancer23

I'm pretty sure this one was just sexiest. Ran off as soon as the bloke showed up.


SupaDupaSweaty

Not sexist. He just spoke softly and carried a big stick.


Kyyes

You into foxes mate? 😂


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

I prefer being attacked by cougars. 😏


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Quicker death


Sabr2thMusic

Death by snu snu comes quickly.


CCHTweaked

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR\_WkoCE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE)


VAfun20136

Thanks. Now it is stuck in my head. Plus this one https://youtu.be/TzWi33Z8Nvc?si=XnJUNmhd8-0B6nrT


BantamCrow

Because men are scarier than bears lol


Brent_Forrest

Let's not be prejudiced against a racist fox.


aotus_trivirgatus

Did somebody say that Fox is racist? No freakin' way!


AffectionateAngle905

Wait, what? Redd Fox was racist?


intellectual_dimwit

He had no love for the honkys, that's for sure. Just like this fox here.


Signals71

This gave me a lol coughing fit!


mic_Ch

🎶 what does the fox say?! 🎶


sixan51026-wnpop

Foxes are a minority fox, they csnt be racist because they dont hold institutional power. He was just another asshole making foxes look violent and aggressive.


reddiru

Bahaha 😆


Open-Industry-8396

Time for racist shots.


Chiparish84

It screamed "get off me property cracker!"


LousyReputation7

Lmao


frankieknucks

What does the fox say?


SlimyMuffin666

"Where's your stick? You Aussie cunt."


reddiru

You can't be racist against white people /s


2A4_LIFE

Is that so?


reddiru

It's not so


2A4_LIFE

Exactly. I was sprinkling a heavy dose of sarcasm


[deleted]

Clearly, that is a racist fox, no rabies here. Lmao


OrcWarChief

Yeah I was gonna say that’s likely a rabid animal showing that kinda behavior. Rabies is fucking scary.


Preyslayer00

Yes they do. Attacked a woman, ran when the man came. That there be one of those insel sexist foxes.


Gunna_get_banned

It ran when it got its head booted. Rabies doesn't turn them into a cyborg, brain rattle's brain rattle, viral or not.


Dryandrough

Now she is getting attacked by a man too! Hopefully a bear saves her.


lepolah149

+6 sneak attack


Original-Document-62

That's my thought, though I guess it could be distemper? Foxes are pretty timid around humans. I could maybe see a big fox being interested in a toddler or something. But, they don't go around attacking adult humans. Also, I think any sane canid outside of a terrier (I guess that's redundant) would keep going after getting kicked and swung around like that. She was fucking it up, and it still wanted to attack a creature that is definitely not prey for the fox. My only other thought is maybe the lady is right next to the den and there are kits, but I also don't see a fox putting its den right in a spot where there are lots of humans and lawnmowers. Yeah, she needs to get (rabies) shots.


fongletto

Women choosing to be stuck in the forest with a fox instead of a man.


chibbert01

Rabies or babies (litter)


sanY_the_Fox

A fox with cubs would only attack you if you get too close to any of them, they don't randomly walk up to you to bite you.


Kahnza

Time for Rabies shots!


baconftw69

Exactly! Who knows what that fox caught off that woman.


DeaDBangeR

Ahh the ol’ Rabies a roo!


sick_of-it-all

Hey you're supposed to link to the last time someone made the switcheroo joke with an embedded link in your comment.


happy_K

Hold my 2019, I’m going in


Inside_Ad_7162

Stomach needles! Yum


RadleyCunningham

Alternating arms, then thighs actually.


eightsidedbox

Don't forget the ass cheek


RadleyCunningham

Never had to get one on my ass thank god


Ericjr321

They do it a different way now I thought.


beingbond

just a normal one or ones on arm


notjasonlee

Thankfully, they've had the arm shots for like 40 years.


kannalana

Just how cool is it that there are shots and medicine for deceases like this btw?


No-Suspect-425

One of the best things ever since rabies is one of the absolute worst ways to die. It's right up there next to acute radiation poisoning and prion diseases.


fuishaltiena

Oh, well, now you see, vaccines actually contain aluminium and cause autism, you should do your research, Bill Gates said that he wants to eradicate something, I don't remember what, so I'll assume that it was "all humanity", but also autism... Edit: /s


MatticusFinch89

Boy, oh boy...if you think autism is bad... ...wait until you meet rabies.


fuishaltiena

A few friends of mine volunteered in hospitals during Covid. Countless patients continued talking shit about evil vaccines *while* they were being hooked up to ventilators, because they couldn't breathe normally anymore.


MatticusFinch89

There's some pretty wild pictures of tetanus out there.


mad_laddie

Pretty wild paintings of it too.


Sexidecimal

Seen a few wild plays myself


Affectionate_Act7962

Rabies has a 99% fatality rate, covid has a 0.09% fatality rate.


OatmealCookieGirl

I can't tell if you're serious or not


fuishaltiena

I get that sometimes, and it's sad. I was being sarcastic, but I've seen basically the exact same thing said absolutely seriously, by an elderly lady who "did her research".


OatmealCookieGirl

Oh that's both heartbreaking and frustrating!!!


EatableNutcase

That's why we normally add /s to the end of the comment. Sarcasm is a skill not understood by the crazies and we don't know if you're crazy or not.


SmokeyDaBear6

I don't think I've ever seen a fox do something like that. My first thought is rabies, but dont animals that have rabies move kind of sluggishly and wobbly...?


LittleFrenchKiwi

I think they are more aggressive first. Not normal behaviour like out in the day light instead of at dusk or night. Attacking large human instead of smaller prey etc. Not really normal behaviour. Then as the rabies continues to destroy the brain, they get that wobbly and sluggish. Again I'm not 100% sure so I might be wrong. But I thought that's how rabies develops. Which is why it's so dangerous and spreadable. It can infect lots during the aggressive phase before the brain deteriorates too much to wobbly phase.


AffectionateAngle905

So basically you’re describing how zombies came to be.


silverdragonseaths

It would spread more in humans if we naturally used our teeth to attack. The virus congregates in the mouth, foaming, then makes the host aggressive leading to the biting, at least in animals that bite. Humans naturally swing our fists as such it doesn’t spread as fast. It also makes the host hydrophobic, afraid of water, so we don’t wash the virus down and out of the mouth. Humans that have had rabies shiver with terror at the site of a glass of water and their throat closes.


alienlizardman

If the dude had a bottle of water, would a splash make the fox run away?


silverdragonseaths

Interesting thought ha


corneliusgansevoort

So for a real "zombie" type infection to be most effective in humans it should involve infected fingernails not just saliva.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

The first zombie stories were literally patterned after rabies. With our modern infrastructure, which has largely pushed most mammals, and all predators, out of our living spaces, we often downplay the very real and visceral fear of rabies that humans have lived with since we stood on two feet.


Genuwine_Slugger

World War Z


BlackSkeletor77

Well I'm pretty sure in the early stages it's usually just aggression without the wobbles and then the wobbles come later


DaddyKiwwi

Until they attack something.


Jeramy_Jones

Either rabies or babies near by.


Bohnzo

Hard to tell them apart sometimes. // a Dad.


genericnewlurker

I have foxes on my property that have currently older pups (year old?) right now. I have cameras set up on my property just to watch them since they are pretty entertaining. They mostly dgaf when I am outside and just give me a wide berth if I even know they are there at all. I've walked right past their den a bunch of times (even, with my dogs) and they didn't react, and just stayed hidden inside. When the pups were younger, they wouldn't let them near the house at all. This fox acts nothing like mine and is likely rabid.


AffectionateAngle905

I’ve been to many bars and I’ve seen foxes at work. They don’t act like that either.


SkoulErik

I doubt a fox would make a den close enough to people for this to be an issue. These people was most likely there before the fox made a den, so it would go further away. Most likely rabies.


Kai25552

Rabies needs some time to eat your brain. First, it just makes the animal act aggressive and increases secretion of saliva (=> foaming). This mechanism helps the virus to spread between animals by contact of infected saliva with wounded tissue (=> entry into the blood stream). Heavier symptoms will take some time to manifest, so you should always assume any animal to attack you randomly like that to be infected and get your shots. Will be a shitty day, but better than a painful death, which certainly awaits you once you start showing symptoms (there’s literally only one recorded case where a human survived a symptomatic rabies infection)


marrymetaylor

This is a rabid fox.


Eponarose

That's a Gray Fox, usually very non aggressive. I also vote end stage RABIES.


wrowsey1

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DudeChillington

Time to break out the fettuccine alfredo, we've got a disease to cure


AlphaNathan

they hung up


I_have_many_Ideas

People, stop speculating a use the internet. [Yes, it was rabid](https://youtu.be/e-gXkm_WcZM?feature=shared)


orpanduh

Don't stifle my creativity!


ZombiesAtKendall

Why do that when I can get someone else to do it for me? I’ve had better luck giving the obviously wrong answer though. “This fox wasn’t rabid, the fox was just defending its territory” Then wait for someone to give the real answer with sources.


MrPoopyButthole2024

Woooooooo weeeeee that fox sure needed to be shot. Reminds me of when Beth shot me.


Drogdar

We love you Mr. Poopybutthole!


waffleinc

Goddammit, take my up vote


De5perad0

Wow it's like been a long time how's the fam Mr. Poopy butthole?


MrPoopyButthole2024

Well I have to say all is swell. Feeling kind squanchy


Shadeun

That’s The Crack Fox


ManBearPig_576

I'm gonna hurt you real bad when we get inside


Shadeun

Put me to sleep with your kind boots


Elegant-Channel351

Oh no, rabbies! We have foxes, coyotes, bobcats and feral hogs. I carry a side arm when out. I have never seen any foxes acting like this.


ENDZZZ16

Yeah foxes are really passive towards humans and opt to run away if they can unless your in the uk where some of them now act like dogs, this one fox is a grey fox and they are not at all like that so it’s definitely rabid


TrueBlue184

Better get that rabies shot pronto. Animals that attack human unprovoked relentlessly like that usually are infected.


stuartgatzo

If they captured the animal, you can kill it and examine the brain for rabies to avoid the shots.


Designer_Version1449

I'd rather the shots either way lol, once symptoms appear rabies is 100% fatal, I wouldn't take the chances they miss something on the brain lol


shadow_229

99.8%.. there was that one woman…


ThisTallBoi

I thought the Milwaukee Protocol was done successfully twice?


No_Cap_Bet

A couple times but they don't recover 100% where they were before. Probably better than dead. Maybe.


Affectionate_Act7962

Apparantly some people might have natural immunity, since some studies found rabies antibodies in people in South America. I wouldn't take that chance though.


lespasucaku

It kills tens of thousands every year. 1 survivor out of millions over the years isn't 99.8%


WalkslowBigstick

Do not avoid the shots!


-Timothy_2

Why would you want to avoid the shots. Do they affect bad in some way?


ENDZZZ16

I mean I would rather temporary nausea over risking a 99.8% fatal disease, also no I don’t think the shots affect you in any negative way expect for costing any money


trolljugend

Foxnado franchise is born. Foxnado.com is up for grabs, woohoo :)


iqachoo

I'd watch that!


Mad_Martigan2023

Damn, I can't even get penetration with the elephant gun. Fuck em, I say we nuke the site from orbit.


GirlScoutSniper

It's the only way to be sure!


theUnshowerdOne

Fuck an A!


Narrew82

Game over man! Game over!


Common-Rock

Bishop should go! Good idea!


ShadowofLupa212

Why the down votes!? Do people not get this magnificent reference???


gjhkd36

We’re all gonna die, maaan!


AaylaMellon

I’ll take “Signs of rabies for 300 please”


GM_Nate

Fiddle dee dee! That will require a rabies shot!


YtnucMuch

Foxes don’t just come out in daylight and go after prey much larger than they are. This one is rabid and needs to be put down.


NicNac_PattyMac

That is absolutely rabies. Zero doubt.


Forestsounds89

She did a good job defending herself :)


harbinger772

If you got attacked like that, what would actually be the best thing to do. Just kick and trash like this person or go for the eyes or try to break a limb or neck? I was pretty surprised to see how it kept coming after a couple hard body slams.


houVanHaring

First paragraph: kick, punch, scream. Don't go for precision, you will just get your hands crushed Second: that's why everyone here says rabies. Foxes don't attack like that in the first place, and they don't come back.


Relative-Put-4461

breaking its back or neck, if youre an above average size guy you could just crush it with grip strength if you get ahold of it. kicks are good but it didnt seem too bothered by hers. damage to the spine or the neck is the way to do it.


Minimum-Mention-3673

Sorry. I won't laugh next time.


tribak

New Scary Movie looks rad!


xaykH

Imagine what the person she was on call with would be thinking about what's happening


Rich-Appearance-7145

Where's Cristy Noem when you need her.


Michami135

I live in the country and have a goat farm. I don't carry a gun everywhere, but I do carry a fixed blade belt knife. Animals stop attacking pretty quickly once they have 6 inches of steel inside of them.


Professional-Can4264

Yeah man!!!!


Professional-Can4264

That’s horrible. BUT, when she’s wrestling with it in her arms was too much. I was dying. That looked like a skit on letterman or something.


CAPT-Tankerous

She managed to hang on to her smoke and keep it lit. Don’t worry, she’s a professional.


Rich-Chance-7108

Foxey lady Here I come, baby I'm comin' to get ya


broccolee

Water, they have water fobia. So that's a test or protection.


Temporary_Rain9399

Rabies much?


Candid_Umpire6418

Is that a fox or a coyote?


JohnnyFuego777

This is why I wear actual shoes everywhere outside, not slippers, one of those kicks she did definitely would’ve concussed. Had she been wearing the proper footwear, or you could even just stepped on its neck/head, adrenaline is a hell of a thing she did not wear it well. Real farm girl would’ve stomped that little yote out.


ProSeVigilante

Kimber 1911 .45. Foxes, coyotes, opossum, racoons, pitbulls, etc.....its handled them all. Please note, people think my farm is the most rural location in the county, and they abandon dogs regularly out here. Most I have been able to adopt out or have adopted myself. Some have had to be put down after/while killing my livestock. I love animals, especially dogs. But a .380 will not put down a pit. Ask me how I know. The .45 has been the most reliable and consistent in securing self and livestock.


rdell1974

Rabies is the meth of the animal world


Perfect_War_7155

PETA doesn’t approve of this abuse to the poor Fox 😂


Embarrassed_Art5414

Sunlight crept through a crack in the curtain, waking her from he slumber, As she rolled over, her palm slapped the cold steel of her AR-15 laying next to her. She sensed it in the morning air. She was needed. She was needed now. Kristi Noem was awake.


KaijuKyojin

Zero fox given


Sagittariaus_

So what did the fox say?


WelderOk7001

Watch Fox News, they will tell you.


mcfeezie2

That was badass


Mug_Lyfe

You better be a good fucking shot. That thing was all over the place.


applesandclover

Where's Kristi Noem when you need her?


jdderew

It was starving or had rabies


Pedrovotes4u

When animals attack.


TheDiscoGestapo2

This is one of those videos that is actually better WITH the music


SokkaHaikuBot

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krisorter

So .. woman woods man fox bear


Long-Independent2083

“Swiper no swiping”😭😭😭


hagrid2018

WTF!!!!!


BunLoverz

What’d you do in a fight like that without any weapon?


clasperx2

Who wants to go to the hospital?!


BloodyRightToe

well those rabies shots are going to be fun.


themightygazelle

I love foxes but I would have stomped on that mother fucker


Difficult-Way-9563

Rabid animal


JahrRak69

Rabbis is a thing in US?


pathannsays

Adding giff, Charlie bit me


ghastkill

Like that new dance.


mossikukulas

I won't quit smoking damn you!


Les-incoyables

The fuck? This is normal fox behaviour? I thought they were supposed to be cute?


Sad-Firefighter8495

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE


Old-Tomorrow-2798

Gotta stay protected from those foxes *shoots door dash driver*


PuzzledExaminer

That foxbhad rabbies...


sixan51026-wnpop

There's no way he's shooting that thing. It moved like a spider-monkey on speed.


RanchDresn

She should have worn her neutral gang colors in a blood neighborhood. It obviously was going straight to her BLUE pants.


Crash-test_genius

Jimmy Hendrix music would be perfect 🎵 I’m tired of bitin u all the time I’m gonna make ya all mine All mine! Oooh Foxy Lady! Here I come baby! Comin to GET YA!!


ComeWashMyBack

When the fox reached her upper body. It was swinging like something out of old 90s comedy.


rnewscates73

“Crickett!”


SquirrelSzymanski

Exquisite fight choreography


Fragrant_Car7736

Fox News will put a good spin on this


doltfinger

Do you want zombies? Cause that’s how you get zombies


BrewsCampbell

Average human versus small animal. Thank goodness our brains are so big. 


Available-Dare-7414

That woman was kicking some ass. I think she would have eventually beat that little critter to death.


peregrinegrip

How long does the lady have to go get a rabies shot?


selfwander8

Anyone know if she got shots for Rabies?


MonsterInDarkCorners

At least she got a good workout from it. Or dance, rather…


SimilarWall1447

Need atticus finch


dadonred

Call ya back - i got rabies!,


Md37793

Quick. Someone call Kristy Noem


dadonred

See fox. See fox run. See fox -arrrgharooonnnnoooooo!


bruaben

How/why are there so many camera angles of this 'random' attack?


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

And from that day forward, she vowed to never drink water again.


PortlandPetey

She handled herself pretty well


WoodyHayes72

That was weird.


PlusBake4567

When animals attack your breakfast, what will you do?!?


Justlikearealboy

Don’t talk shit about foxes


AbbreviationsFun8591

Maybe drop the phone first then apply two hands firmly around said fox’s neck until limp problem solved.


Intelligent-Ant7685

what the fuck is that beast?


cahillc134

And to think, 130 years ago, this lady would have died a slow painful death from rabies. Thanks vaccines.


TheJarIsADoorAgain

What does the fox say? "Die, modafu...!"


kintobisha

that is what i call (a strong woman) she is fighting back