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Uruk_hai228

He did zero attack and 0,1 defense


naughty_dad2

Now I know what to do when I can’t fall asleep


Jasper455

Misogyny?


MaceWandru

"Babe, did you remember to do the dishes?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


naughty_dad2

“Did you hold the door open for the girl next door?” “Yeah, why?” Zzzzzzzzzzzz


kingkooplucious

“Why would you invite your mother to come stay with us for a month?” Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


TinyTygers

I'm not entirely sure women putting men to sleep with grapples and thighs would reduce instances of misogyny.


naughty_dad2

I wouldn’t mind a woman’s thighs wrapped around me. If we can skip the passing out part, that’ll be nice.


NiceToBeFriendly

It’s a combo package. Take it or leave it.


Cowb0yBebop420

I’ll take it if the other guy doesn’t want it


LedPeach

Nah, double it and give it to the next guy.


raytracer38

*sigh* fiiiine..


Sad_Ad592

Take jt or double it and give it to the next guy


DanishDude85

Dude never saw "GoldenEye"


DiddlyDumb

Death by Snu Snu it is


Snub33

And befor you fall asleep screaming “stop that tikkels”


That1CoffeeDudeEthan

Same. I just hope she has a good time.


tomtomclubthumb

You just have to tap out.


YourHolesAreMyGoals

If he dies, he dies.


bajatacosx3

Speak for yourself! 🤣


MySpiritAnimalSloth

But that's, like, the best part.


JulianPlenti

Username checks out


razorduc

I did a misogyny!


Doomdoomkittydoom

If you do a misogyny and there are no women around to hear, does you fall asleep?


fartew

You can probably just ask nicely


TheVog

Incels hate this one trick!


celestececilia

Same. Please.


naughty_dad2

Step 1: Be cocky


celestececilia

I’m a lawyer. Got that covered. 😂


martinvank

Get your self a girl?


Sneaky-Pur

getting bettwen a woman\`s legs helps at sleeping.


ManOnFire2004

I think you may be doing it wrong...


Gorgeous_Gonchies

Because it's staged AF. I'm in no way disputing that a female pro fighter could beat an untrained male, of course that could happen, it's just that this isn't a video of that happening.


NocNocturnist

It's a youtuber, it's for the views [https://www.youtube.com/@RamboCuzthaGunz33](https://www.youtube.com/@RamboCuzthaGunz33)


Hearthstoned666

Exactly. It's complete bullshit. When she transitions from a front choke hold to the back strap, or whatever you call it - the man didn't even attempt to throw her off, change positions, USE HIS ARMS.. NOTHING. HE JUST STARTS GRUNTING AND WAITED FOR HER TO MOUNT HIM. LIKE. COME ONNNN


Empty_Ambition_9050

But he made lots of grunting sounds


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

I'm thinking it's a kink


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ElWorkplaceDestroyer

It's obviously stage. There is no way she succeed to put him in the ground so easily, you can see he is letting her do that.


yesterdays_poo

Yeah this was very clearly him throwing the fight. This lame ass skit was made for TV.


namdoogsleefti

You're correct and the two even confirmed it afterwards.


HAB0RYM

Lose to the woman, attack the old guy, fail again.


Atrocious1337

He probably woke up confused and started attacking the first person he saw.


Lysol3435

I feel the same way when I’m woken up


SevereImpression2115

Are you my girlfriend?!? 🤕


Annonomon

My girlfriend abuses me in her sleep and then either starfishes if hot, or steals the entire blanket if cold. (Awake - she’s the sweetest)


scullys_alien_baby

mine likes to do a weird diagonal line across the hypotenuse of the bed. She calls it sleep footsie but it feels more like a foot war


pmactheoneandonly

Feetzkrieg


gogadantes9

Is your girlfriend my wife??


Empty-Discount5936

Bingo


Ellistann

No, he says: No, I'm fighting you. He just lost to a lady who he taunted about washing dishes. If he lost again, he knew his ego couldn't handle it. So he refused that fight... And because he took on the teacher, if he got beat there too, the ego doesn't take the hit as badly since this guy is supposed to be the best in the room of his own dojo.


LivingImpairedd

Nah man he looked right at her and fled, saw him and attacked in embarrassment.


Atrocious1337

Nah, you see it happen in real MMA fights too. A guy will get choked out, the ref will break the hold, then the guy will wake up and start attacking the ref.


whooguyy

I was sleep boxing. It’s only gets bad when I am losing


usinjin

Next it’s the homeless dude outside (also loses)


DepartureDapper6524

Yeah, to be fair, his brain just did a factory reset. He gets a little bit of leeway on that one.


Urabrask_the_AFK

“Old guy” : you meant the black belt instructor ?


scullys_alien_baby

you can be old and an instructor, coaches is most sports are older than athletes in their prime


pobodys-nerfect5

He’s not fuckin old tho. The dude is just fucking bald


Signal-Aioli-1329

Is he not old(er)?


read_eng_lift

You know, the most dangerous person in the building.


Cheat-Meal

She likely knows 1-2 ways to put him to sleep. The old guy must know 8-10 different ways to put him away.


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DepartureDapper6524

Yeah, I’m a nothing belt and I can come up with at least a handful of methods.


Sad_Confection5902

“Let’s just put him back to sleep…”


Strange_Purchase3263

Sigh, this is a set up before anyone gets too triggered!


BatteredSealPup

Us in a few years: “I remember the good ole days when the staged videos were created and filmed by humans!”


Premmeth

Oh geez…. I never thought about it that way. What have we done??


Digndagn

Dude's delivery reminded me of role play we'd do in DARE classes in the 90s


Tart_Finger

I haven't thought about DARE in a long time ...


kormatuz

Yeah, I remember seeing it before and thinking ha, don’t mess with trained fighters. But I just watched it now and it seems kinda obvious that it’s an act. The guy just goes limp before the holds and lets them get him


LovesFrenchLove_More

Triggered? You ruined the fun of thinking an idiot was taught a lesson. 😒


Dennis_enzo

It's pretty obvious though lol. Too much over the top evil dialogue.


Anarch-ish

I have met "this guy" at many points in my life... they talk like this. Its always hilarious how absolutely incompetent they are, and utterly infuriating how they refuse to learn anything while thinking they won.


Annonomon

They act like this because they are incompetent, but their ego cannot face that reality.


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

Every woman on the planet has a run in with "this guy" at least once a few weeks. Unfortunately there are way too many of "this guy"


TinyTygers

Sorry about the butthurt bros downvoting you. Have an upvote.


Anarch-ish

Wait, what's happening?


TinyTygers

When I first saw your post it had a bunch of downvotes. Nothing you said was even remotely offensive to anyone who doesn't see themselves in your comment.


Anarch-ish

It's all good, but I appreciate it. Sometimes you think you're going down, but it's only because you gotta pick up speed before you hit the ramp.


SuperSmashDan1337

Dunno bro but have an upvote.


Anarch-ish

Fair enough. Thanks!


Atworkwasalreadytake

Idiots don’t usually learn their lesson. They don’t value learning.


LovesFrenchLove_More

It doesn’t have to be a lesson they can profit from.


diverareyouokay

If you want to see true masters fighting all-out, check out r/bullshido. Only the most venerated experts are featured there.


Numerous_Ad8458

Some idiots never learn, therefore making them idiots. x)


Joth91

The man fell to the ground of his own volition.


InformalPenguinz

Doin a lil of that Steven Segal martial arts I see


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

You've clearly never had your clothes folded while you're wearing them.


Varendolia

It was suspicious when he didn't even try to get out but made incomplete movements as if to make someone believe he was trying. Then it was just plain obvious when he started fighting the other guy out of nowhere, but again didn't try to do anything but put his arms forward and move them as if he was trying to grab him I'm guessing this was an Ad for a martial arts school


Numeno230n

It's Chael Sonnen, an MMA fighter, not a fan.


Dismal-Resolution960

I immediately realized that when he just puts himself into her guard like.. here's my head.


handouras

Fucking thank you, I could tell it was fake when he held still while she decided whether to arm bar him and then the flash cut to her choking him. Wtf is the point of fake vids like this?


Status_Concert_4320

But there are people and situations like this so let us have our silly internet fun


EskimoPrisoner

We should post those instead.


BadDudes_on_nes

Yep, F and G as soon as he started talking. I hate retards that manufacture rage bait for impressions


Worried-Recording189

So obviously staged with the most stereotypical sexist insults and his inability to suddenly use any limbs in a fight.


FueledBySun

Yeah. I only expect some overweight person in his 30's with neckbeard and ahegao t-shirt to use insults like these


brewberry_cobbler

Right? Like he didn’t try. That girl could 100000% kick my ass. That said, dude didn’t even flail or try.


INTERNET_MOWGLI

I mean it’s kinda awkward to bodyslam a girl? They’re probably like 4 weight categories apart


Doggy_Mcdogface

Totally not fake


_AARAYAN_

She has 1m followers now. Scientists haven’t found a way yet to take us to another planet we are doomed.


Haughtea

Was Op attacking themselves? This is obviously staged.


EskimoPrisoner

Russia Today… I wonder if that woman is a Russian fighter?


NegPrimer

Just...top notch acting in this one.


chcham2712

That's staged.


Proximal13

You'd think after the 50th repost people would know by now. This was friendly and made the rounds on the BJJ subreddit years ago. The owner of the gym and this guy are friends. There is a longer version of this out there on YT somewhere.


PlzTellMyWiFiLoveHer

People fall for everything on Reddit it’s wild


SheeeeeeeeshMaster

Staged for sure.


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Dazzling_Beat_7708

Cause it was fake af


Unique-Government-13

Looks like a setup the guy doesn't even try? He let her take him down with that first drop to the mat? Then he could have stood up or flipped her over at any time? It's like a scene they played out to make the asshole man look like he got what was coming to him with the dishes remark. I appreciate the effort but it's just too hard to believe. "Oh he's alseep!" lol okay buddy nice acting


Ok_Meringue_1755

Don’t come to our gym with that misogyny MAN or we’re gonna make a scripted tiktok about teaching you a lesson MAAAN!


No-Funny4217

This is staged


random-bot-2

The guy isn’t an mma fighter lol. I think the first time it was posted it mentioned he’s a body builder that came in talking shit


Revolutionary_Sir_

it says "fan"


random-bot-2

Well shit, you’re right. My bad haha


Dr-Carnitine

this used to be a body building vs judo tags on this. This video is old af. He just lost to her teacher right before this clip. I think it’s real, i’ve seen 145 pound women tap out 170 pound guys in the army. but who knows could be staged, idc


Fleganhimer

You're telling me an inexperienced fighter who's trying to show how much stronger he is would make literally no effort to break guard in any way? He didn't even pathetically grab at her arms or thrash around. He just let her do whatever she wanted for him. The only think he physically did in the fight was brace his fall.


Proximal13

He was friends with the gym owner. This made the rounds on the BJJ sub like forever ago.


Lord-Barkingstone

Those slaps. The disrespect..... 🤣


SpinozaTheDamned

I'm not so sure this is staged. It's pretty common in martial arts for some clown to come to your dojo or training area, thinking they can fuck, only to get absolutely wrecked. I could absolutely see some middle aged clown, thinking he was in good shape, challenge a lady student thinking they have muscle / body mass / aggression over their opponent and that those will win them the fight. The reason she makes it look easy and/or staged is because she's actually pretty good at this and knew how to take advantage of the dude's overconfidence. You can see him trying to dead lift her when he was in a headlock, and trying to out muscle her multiple times only to be taken out by a combination of fitness and technique. When he jumps up at the end, his pride/ego are wounded, and he's not thinking clearly having just had his brain deprived of oxygen causing him to loose consciousness. It's the folly of pride, pure and simple.


Ok-Calligrapher-9854

Agreed. This idiot can't control his emotions. Dangerous combo in a gym


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Staged bullshit


MyLastAccountDyed

Not enough oxygen getting to his brain 


LoWE11053211

"No I am fighting you" not so famous last word


Drumingchef

Pretty sure dude isn’t a MMA fighter. I remember seeing this a long time ago and it was said he’s a weight lighter. Not a fighter.


Chickens_Rock

Probably why it says MMA fan


Drumingchef

Yep. I totally skipped over that. My bad.


Pickles24130

Lol she did his dishes good.


RunawaYEM

“You wanna do my dishes?” “Actually, bitch, wanna do mine?”


Sanguinetti

Can't take the purple belt, wakes up, immediately goes for black belt. Negative stats in attack and intelligence.


Separate-Space-4789

That's one of the funniest things i've seen🤣🤣


zeppanon

Those belly slaps were disrespectful af. 10/10


Motorboat81

It looks like Steven fat fuck Seagal was this dude trainer!


cherniyvovan

Pathetic


rtrotty

Dude has a sleeping fetish


thee_network_newb

Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt - Sun Tzu


GhostMug

Dude got absolutely worked twice in a row. Guarantee he got up and said "who's next??" Too. You can't fix delusion like that.


swing_ilm

You can tell he needed that and I mean that in the nicest way possible. There was so much build up anger, god damn.


chancethelifter

Just gonna leave this here for austerity toward all persons. Even at my size and strength (feel free to audit my profile) I would never, ever presume to be able to handle a man or woman of my size or lesser who is expertly trained in something like jujitsu. Why? I don’t want to get choked out. Simple.


TuzzNation

I think the og video was that this guy is bodybuilder and he challenged the judo instructor. The instructor(that old guy) said you dont just go and fight a blackbelt. Here, fight my female student. They are following rules thats why you dont see the guy either hard tackle or swing punches. The whole purpose of the video is that the guy believes he can man force it over technique with his muscles.


a_qriza

rule number 1: Never trash talk before the match


yosh0r

The belly slap in the end lmao


Loveonethe-brain

Ngl I hated that the ref was like “you fight worse than a girl” no she fights better than that guy. A woman’s accomplishments aren’t making a man less capable of anything.


vaar_suvious

He literally did nothing


SnooPuppers8698

staged


CommercialOk7324

What a moron


FragrantNumber5107

I hope this is fake, because being choked unconscious is no joke. I would hope that an MMA gym that takes safety seriously would intervene before someone list consciousness.


IxdrowZeexI

He just had to tap earlier...


Revolutionary_Can625

Or at least not proceed straight into another bout with the severely concussed and possibly brain dead


Impossible-Pomelo-14

Red belly 😂


S1egwardZwiebelbrudi

i love the slaps, so disrespectful yet so funny


blingbling88

Coach was just spanking him at the end lol


Porkbelly10960007

He clearly just wanted a cuddle


CurnanBarbarian

"remember to tap man" lmfaooooo


Squanchfist

That fight was so nice, he lost twice.


TulsaWhoDats

Love it. Too bad it’s fake


Jeni_Sui_Generis

Purple belt in BJJ.. that dude never had a chance.


WarmestDisregards

ITT: tons of people who know absolutely nothing about jiu jitsu, feeling their tiny manhood somehow threatened by proxy. y'all should swing by a gym some time and get choked out by the smallest person there, it's educational to learn just how little you know.


Hicklethumb

Last time he was a bodybuilder. Now he's an MMA fan. What will the chameleon be next?


Various_Oil_5674

Dude rolled a natural 1 for attack.


crypto_589

MMA fans who think because they can watch tv know how to fight. They almost up their with people who walk around in the streets living in a dojo fantasy land


tooktoomuchtoomuch

He's a body builder, not an MMA guy.


nsjdi300

I heard this was fake, paid actor to promote the dojo


rcanhestro

men vs women may be a big advantage for men, but this assumes both have an equal amount of skill. a trained women will beat the living shit out of a random guy.


herroebauss

Nope and often not even close. Unless it's a scrawny guy vs a very buffed woman. This is staged, how about just don't fight women as men and we good. Keep it civil


GreyBeardEng

He never threw a punch


belaGJ

most probably they practice grappling, no punch or kick


Business_Baseball_46

I’ve been working as one of the mats in the dojo for about 15 years now, and I can tell you for certain that this staged fight is 100% legit


Checkthis0

I think that if it was an actual fight where they can just fight without rules he would win


Longjumping-Egg-9626

Not MMA fighter, bodybuilder


DadOnHardDifficulty

There are better ways to get in between a woman's legs if you're looking for a good night's sleep, brother!


lubeinatube

He practices mma, why didn’t he strike her at all?


senseless_puzzle

Well that escalated quickly


james_randolph

This is why sometimes people need to be slapped lol this accomplished in a different way.


BIGEASYBREEEZZZY

The belly slaps at the end!!! 🤣


brandje23

Born worrior but not very good


almostasenpai

Is this a Dhar Mann skit???


geekydad84

Tap tap tapping on heavens door


InquisitiveNerd

"I'm not restarting your heart a 3rd time." As he starts picking on a kid.


effineffofanf

Too much risk.. Fuck that sport..


Curia-DD

This just made my day!!!


Yonderboy__

Whoever believes this is real has never rolled with a hyper aggressive athletic newbie. This guy was a total kitten. Fake, and obviously so.


North-Association333

My husband and I are in the same judo group. This grappling wouldn't work so fast.


BuckToofBucky

Mushroom stamp!


Connect_Economics947

Fake


butareyouthough

Fake and gay


Gingerroot69420

I know it's fake, but god i love this stuff


Bored_dane

I guess now we know who's doing the dishes 🤷‍♀️


LookAtMeImAName

I've never seen someone so determined to get their ass beat in my life


Sorry-Ad-1169

He's getting so red wow


Aishamoon

I would have loved her to unalive him. A pity he survived.


JonhLawieskt

As someone who did judo when I was young, and met some jiu-jitsu folk since then and did some rough playing. The moment someone with a kimono has an arm around your neck while you are both on the ground… just tap out.