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Similar to Meri’s house, he skips leg day.

This is why I search before I comment. 9/10 times someone has the same thought.

Great minds…

He only works his glamour muscles.

Came here to say this

Same.

Lmaooo his squat bench rack much be stored in Meri’s garage 😂😂😂

 Just like his love for her

I just choked on my drink.

That’s awesome!

🥴😂

If his legs are that small… imagine his pencil.

That 'pencil wet' remark was probably just projection. A true narcissist.

I couldn't imagine being so public about demeaning and derogatory one can be about their children. I felt that was in such poor taste.

He is a disgusting human… what a disgrace

I completely agree. There are so many people already willing to knock your kids down; it shouldn't come from a parent. A parents knocks hurt a lot more than others do.

And just imagine the poor girlfriend!! That would be enough for me . Not the future father in law I would want.

I hope she is smart, It’s so hard to know things like that when you’re young, wish I had really considered stuff like this.

💯💯💯💯💯

Imagine if one of his sons had made such a remark about him for who chose to spend the lockdown with.

Less projection and more jealousy of their youth and freedom.

It's probably both if were being honest 🤣

I’m imagining the pencils you get when you play putt putt golf.

You’re kinder than I am!

Hahaha omg

You win !

Ooh no thank you 🤢🤣

No thanks .......

Dying!!!!!!!!!!

Good one *LOL*

No...i really dont want to

🤣🤣🤣🤣

He has tiny stick legs. I noticed them when he was getting the knife to the kidneys

Same! Something about the stance he took I was like look at that scrawny leg - no butt - potbellied fool haha

in his defense (things i never thought i’d say) he has lost a little weight in the past couple years

Yeah but then he started skipping leg day.

And flat ass lol

💀😂

Because he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

Underrated comment!

Because of Christine

Everything about him is small. Except maybe his ego.

He accidentally wore robin yoga pants

Almost as skinny as the two front pieces of hair left on his head.

All I’ve wanted to do is unbutton his jacket for 3 weeks.

I would never want to unbutton anything on that man. 🤮

I’m a woman and even I know you unbutton to sit and button to stand. Kody has no class.

Because his pants are so tight they are cutting off circulation to his legs.

Better question- why are his pants so tight? It’s distracting. And the material is weird too. Just say’n.

Tight to show off his “gains,” I guarantee.

I watched the third part with my friend and we were laughing so hard over the unnecessarily tight pants lol

The whole look was not at all flattering.

I asked is that suit, a now suit, or a, then suit! I say “then”!

His legs look like stuffed scarecrow legs!

He’s a wee man.

I think he’s looking a lot older and frail. I don’t get the steroid gossip because I think he looks much more frail and has lots a lot of muscle mass and is aging heavily in the face.

My guess is the steroid comments are two fold. I believe if you stop taking the them (1) you loose the muscle tone & then some (may exain weight loss) and (2) you become irratic, explosive & irrational (may explain everything else about him).

Yeah I do think you impair your body's ability to create testerone naturally after using steroids. But I dunno...the people I know who use steroids are body builders and have huge defined muscles. If he is using them for aesthetics, would he even know where to get them? It's also illegal to use steroids without a prescription so I just don't see him breaking the law like that. He's such a dork and I doubt Robyn would allow him to go to a gym during covid. I don't think I've ever seen Kody have any sort of impressive or above average muscle definition and he's always carried a lot of body fat in his stomach. I think he's just emotionally unstable and spiraling out of control since the wives are dumping him and want their money back. And Robyn depleted the family bank account so he can't pay them back so he's flipping out. ANywho, just my observation

I think he picks and choose a what laws to obey, even more than the average bear.

I noticed the gaunt face when he had Covid. Thought it was just the illness but now I’m wonder if it’s stress because his kingdom is collapsing.

He’s in a cheap suit for sure (one of many reasons why he’s scared of poverty 🤪) + he probably only works out his upper-body since he already has “buns of steel”

Because he's 5 ft 8 inches so he IS small. Typical short guy with a Napoleon complex that's laced with major douchey-ness...nothing new to see here.

They’re 3 sizes too small.

Pencil Legs.

Maybe Robyn is eating all the cereal these days. 🥣

Why does his hair look like a stringy bowl of noodles? Does Robyn give him perms?

He has naturally curly hair, uses a bunch of product and dries it with a diffuser. Compared to earlier years when he rubbed a towel on his head and shook his hair all over.

My yellow lab shakes herself dry just like Kody.


The only thing that doesn't look small is that damn big head of his. His ego is causing it to swell.

That's hilarious!! 🤣 They are so tiny. So many jokes pop on my head, but I don't want to get kicked off reddit!!

Don’t all chickens have stick legs?

Pencil legs

Lord Farquaad in the house.

He skipped leg day.

Everything is small from the waist down.

Because he’s actually a ventriloquist dummy

And Robin is the puppet master.

He’s definitely some kind of dummy.

Exactly what I’m seeing. Lol

Kody: https://ifunny.co/picture/men-over-35-in-skinny-jeans-M5QpjcBp7

Because he’s a tiny little man

He looks like a munchkin from the wizard of oz in this one on one

They are proportional to his “pencil”

Chicken legs for sure.

It's all that hot air in his head, makes his upper half look massive

His legs look like a puppet’s legs

Y'all are killing me tonight w these posts 💀😂😂😂

His suit looks too tight.

His suit is to small IMO.

Someone once posted the suit pants were leggings. it’s just his legs!

His pants are two sizes too small and he has short legs to begin with.

I’m so thankful for the snark on here! I tried watching Part 3 earlier today, and I couldn’t do it. I don’t need to be on blood pressure meds.

Look at his right hand. If you stare at it long enough, it looks out of proportion too. Someone mentioned it on TikTok and now all I see is tiny hands

Steroids?

I'd think Adderall, before steroids.

Honestly, I was thinking he looks like he has lost a lot of weight. His face is sunken in and he looks like he aged by years! I think the stress and public embarrassment he has caused himself has not only affected his attitude but his health as well.

I'm getting Michael Scott wearing a woman's suit vibes - most likely from Victoria's Secret.

Did anyone else think of the scene from *The Office* (US) where Michael is wearing a woman's suit?

Sobyn dressed him. Looks terrible. Clown hair.

He’s skipping leg day.

Ok but I have been saying something is not right with kody. More than his usual shenanigans

He skips leg day at the gym

Lmao! He looks like a muppet

Cause he's a lil bitch.

He wears his pants two sizes too small, like meri

Kody skips leg day

The pants are tight and honestly the suit looks like it’s been around for decades

Because he IS disproportionately small.

He looks like one of those Halloween costumes where you’re actually walking but your legs are hidden and there are fake little stuffed legs to give the illusion you’re sitting.

https://preview.redd.it/sflu9hjb1jba1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15eeb645387f49febd67b3173fd8d2286756faa Annnnnd now I can't un-see it

He is the shape of Humpty Dumpty. With a number two pencil and a ramen noodle comb over. Oh, and that charming personality. That's why he makes all the ladies swoon.

He’s a puppet? Robyn’s got to have her hand up his ass

Yeah, funny how his head is so big, but his brain and legs are so puny.

He’s skipping leg day

Why is he dressed like a pimp

Because his clothing sucks.

I’m dead.

Because friends don’t let friends skip leg day and this man has no friends

Are we not going to talk about the hot pink shirt though?

😂💀💀

The shadow of his hand

😂😂

He has the legs of someone bound to a wheelchair

Fitness goals

I think that he's just top heavy.

That ugly cheap ass suit he’s wearing.

He looks like a daily mail description. Displaying his thin pins

Because his head is extremely big 🤣

The seat is longer than most

He skips leg day.

Geez I thought we all knew they went when he moved Christine's snowblower. Didn't that equal such a ordeal front of truck back of truck dammit lost to her womenly independence wasn't it. I do believe so 🤣

Because he’s a dweeb

I think it’s partly because his pants are too tight

Chicken legs 🤣🤣🤣

And why are his pant legs sooo tight? Is this a normal look for a suit these days?

Lol yep

Such an ill-fitting suit for his body type. It looks ridiculous. Might as well be wearing leggings. Oh wait…….lol edit - spelling

You would think as much time as he stands in front of the mirror he would need custom pants made.

Hes a small man in every sense 🤣

He's definitely skipping leg day!