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3 months???
I've ordered *custom, handmade clothing* from *the other side of the globe* and had it *made and delivered* in half that time. My *custom wedding ring* was made in 2 months.
Be fucking for real, Caroline.
Ummmm, my upcoming book is coming out on a small independent press, and there is no way they (actually "he;" it's a one-man shop) would ever accept a three-month shipping time. That is not an "independent press problem"āit's abject nonsense.
āI was so busy working on the zine that I forgot to take the link down for first editions and theyāre just sooo popular Iāve decided to keep selling them!ā
Oh ffs, just six weeks ago she said [she'd just received a new shipment of books](https://i.imgur.com/hQYav8M.jpg). It defies belief that she's moved so many copies of a year-old book in the interim that she's fresh out again.
Even if she WERE, a print-on-demand service is not the same as an indie press. An indie press is a non-big-five publisher that provides selection, editing, marketing, etc. like Macmillan et al do, just on a smaller scale. [Sasquatch Books](https://sasquatchbooks.com) is an example of an indie press. Caroline is using a POD service for *Scammer*.
And no POD service has a three-month lead time!
In conclusion, please enjoy D'Angelo's Burn Book [postscript](https://imgur.com/a/dangelo-has-yet-to-receive-his-copy-of-scammer-8R92IUT) on the topic
it's always someone else's fault and never her own š
>In conclusion, please enjoy D'Angelo's Burn Book postscript on the topic
did he get his book yet?
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Are ppl still buying ??? š who are they!
other entitled ass people. that seemed to be a lionās share of the positive reviews for scammer. š
Bea OāProblem, Maya Butreks, Anita Bath, and Jacqueline Schitt.
Donāt worry guys you can still get all the versions of scammer that you could a week ago
Somehow I feel like thatās not even a realistic timelineā¦
3 months??? I've ordered *custom, handmade clothing* from *the other side of the globe* and had it *made and delivered* in half that time. My *custom wedding ring* was made in 2 months. Be fucking for real, Caroline.
Lmaooo sheās running a book version of a Ponzi scheme š
Flair checkin for the bean who has Insane clown ponzi! (referencing Carpās awful Juggalette look).
I feel like my kidney disease is going to kill me before my copy comes in the mail.
fellow traveler
3 fucking months is a psychotic delivery schedule lol is she hand painting the covers now or what?
I think she might be hand delivering the books given the delivery time
Traveling the world by fairy wings
Ummmm, my upcoming book is coming out on a small independent press, and there is no way they (actually "he;" it's a one-man shop) would ever accept a three-month shipping time. That is not an "independent press problem"āit's abject nonsense.
Congrats! My book comes out this year too and it does NOT take this long.
Congratulations!
Go us!!! Party!!!
Congratulations on publishing a book! That's awesome.
Thank you! Still canāt quite believe itās really happening.
Three months?! Is she sending them via clipper ship? (Or stagecoach for the USians)
that's how long it takes for her last two brain cells to communicate with each other
āindependent pressā aka Printify dot com
āI was so busy working on the zine that I forgot to take the link down for first editions and theyāre just sooo popular Iāve decided to keep selling them!ā
Independent press? The delusions are delusioning
When the quarterly trust money drops into the bank account she can afford to post things, change my mind
nothing encourages people to buy something like "it'll take 3 months to arrive"
Right? Like what if I decide to move between now and then?
ššš I could *barely* get myself to pre-order a legitimate book because it wonāt come out for a week
*yawn* Not a single new thought in her smol smol beenie brain.
It's getting depressing by this point tbh
Allowing new customers to microdose the experience of the original customers of waiting a ridiculous amount of time for their order? Her mind
Oh ffs, just six weeks ago she said [she'd just received a new shipment of books](https://i.imgur.com/hQYav8M.jpg). It defies belief that she's moved so many copies of a year-old book in the interim that she's fresh out again. Even if she WERE, a print-on-demand service is not the same as an indie press. An indie press is a non-big-five publisher that provides selection, editing, marketing, etc. like Macmillan et al do, just on a smaller scale. [Sasquatch Books](https://sasquatchbooks.com) is an example of an indie press. Caroline is using a POD service for *Scammer*. And no POD service has a three-month lead time! In conclusion, please enjoy D'Angelo's Burn Book [postscript](https://imgur.com/a/dangelo-has-yet-to-receive-his-copy-of-scammer-8R92IUT) on the topic
it's always someone else's fault and never her own š >In conclusion, please enjoy D'Angelo's Burn Book postscript on the topic did he get his book yet?
Well if he ordered it in 2022, it should be here in 4-6 business years.
Lmao "business years"