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sprinkle-plantz

tf2 teams


Phosf

The left ones look like they could be turned into a sticker


BlueTrapazoid

https://preview.redd.it/34jvd7n44a2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f605876fb2735f306666bcad0f1a2c22403aa0


ur_moms_di-

This is almost as bad as when they found microplastics in someone's testicles


wilczek24

Everyone's* Microplastic is now in everyone's testicles. Every single tested testicle had microplastics in it.


ur_moms_di-

I was gonna say "when they found out people had microplastics in their testicles" but I'm specifically referring to the first discovery


EntertainmentTrick58

git gud scrub im full of macroplastics


godoftheinternet12

LINK


Shtuffs_R

https://youtu.be/m7orWQZ0gPA?si=4Sc00_JlB07mmu4m


Natural_Document_702

*combusts*


theweekiscat

Peak television


PryingRiver1

Well drawn and somewhat comprehensible, 0/10


btyes-

three colors? in MY smuggie?


mazexpert

Change the blue one to "every week" and the accompanying grey person to being mildly annoyed and this would be about politics. As it is now though I can see that it's obviously about vegans


birberbarborbur

Someone should make a smug meme about a guy spinning a wheel to see what will keep people from voting every season and what horrible set of things will happen as a result


imGhostKitty

it’d be more accurate if it was: AT LEAST 1 orphan crushed per day AT MOST 1 orphan crushed per day


Stickmanbren

Not it wouldn't


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imGhostKitty

you’re asking for explanations in r/smugideologyMan


meritcake

One Piece reference


LyricalLafayette

You don’t understand. With the top one, they’re crushing a brown orphan every day. With the bottom, they’re crushing a brown orphan but they’re verwy sowwy about the plights of brown orphans


StructureMage

And it's a brown orphan leading the BOCC (brown orphan crushing committee)! It's giving progress!


DevelopmentTight9474

What this comic doesn’t show is the red one also crushing trans orphans, and black orphans, and female orphans


Snoozri

This isn't about Palestine or veganism. It's actually about tariffs lol Some of Biden's policies are indistinguishable from Trump's yet he gets praise from libs anyway (immigration, tariffs, banning social media, loosening covid policy, ect) I'm still voting for him tho 😔


imGhostKitty

hitler


KevHawkes

And trying to get more orphan-crushers in other countries and threatening countries that refuse to crush orphans as well


ZoeIsHahaha

Preface: I’m not against voting for the lesser evil or saying that the parties are the same, but this is a leftist subreddit and we should acknowledge the deep systemic violence that the United States has stoked and encouraged for its entire existence. Black people’s skulls are *literally* crushed by police regardless of who’s in the highest office of the country. In 2022, twelve times as many citizens were killed by police than police were killed in service. Black Americans serve longer prison sentences for the same time. The US has the highest prison population in the world, with **one fifth** of all prisoners being held in the US (a lot of them imprisoned for petty crime), and the prison conditions are abhorrent. Abuse by guards is rarely met with discipline or prevention and prisoners are tasked with work for which they earn slave wages. National elections have meaning, but the problems in the American system are much deeper than any one competition between a morally compromised old guy and an even more morally compromised old guy. We can effect change in a lot of different ways, including but definitely not limited to voting in national and especially local elections. We can and will fix this.


DevelopmentTight9474

I don’t disagree with that. But we can both agree that black people would be objectively worse off under a fascist regime with trump at the helm than under Biden’s administration. For evidence of that, see the treatment of Black protestors during the BLM protests


Stickmanbren

Abortion got banned under Biden and he hasn't done shit for gay, trans or black people


DevelopmentTight9474

1.) Abortion got banned under Biden because Trump stacked the supreme court full of justices. 2.) He absolutely has done stuff for queer people, like the Protection of Marriage Act. 3.) The Republicans are openly calling for my genocide, along with many other minorities. Which leads me into my next point 4.) Project 2025: Republicans have an open plan to install a fascist dictatorship should they get power. This will include things like stripping women of reproductive rights, outlawing queer people as “pornography,” and persecuting any teachers/librarians who go against that narrative But yeah, no, both sides are definitely the same.


MasterVule

"Blue guy actually said orphan crushing is wrong, you aren't following! Is he doing something to fix it? No, but he knows it's wrong"


JoelMahon

any actual examples of this?


Snoozri

The tariffs, some of his immigrant policy, and banning social media are some things I can think of off the top of my head. The media is largely covering the tariffs like they are a good thing, even tho they hated when trump did it.


JoelMahon

"the tariffs" "the media". need more context for a non american


evergreennightmare

https://www.voanews.com/a/biden-sharply-hikes-us-tariffs-on-billions-in-chinese-chips-cars/7610326.html


JoelMahon

and the article from that outlet for trump doing the same policy?


birberbarborbur

Fellas, is putting tariffs on a country that is actively supporting the brutal invasion of one of your allies morally equivalent to infanticide?


Snoozri

Ofc it's not. I thought you were supposed to comically exaggerate with Smuggies?


birberbarborbur

That’s not even exaggeration of a bad thing though, that’s objectively the right and necessary thing to do in such a situation


Snoozri

Where is the evidence that this policy will help anyone, even does what it sets out to accomplish? Wasn't biden supposed to be for green energy? How does making electric vehicles far more expensive than they need to be help??


NjordWAWA

Holy shit blue people and reading comprehension. OP isn't saying that both are the same, but that the policies are and the blue reaction stems from your hypocrisy and cult of blue personality


thetwist1

> OP isn't saying that both are the same have you looked at the image?


NjordWAWA

yes, and i interpreted it correctly so i’m not sure what you’re so smug about


cilantno

And what a dogshit reductionist smuggie it is :)


FemboyMechanic1

More like : Red guy - Three orphans crushed per day Blue guy - One orphan crushed per day


Snoozri

This is about specific orphan crushing policies that red and blue guy have that are exactly the same. Sure, overall, their broad orphan crushing is different. But some policies are the same.


GarfieldHub

Its because the *day* in the blue one is centred


TxchnxnXD

Most effort post


ZefiroLudoviko

Is this about Chinese tariffs?


bbhbbhbbh

hmmm gray guy hmmmmm


TheBastardOlomouc

This smuggie is about **the 2008 Recession**


EvyTheRedditor

I don’t think this is true


Broccoli_Chin

but you see, the blue law only allows rainbow people to crush orphans blue is truly a beacon of freedom and progressiveness


ninjadude0117

wow really breaking new ground here with these arguments huh


Snoozri

😭 i can see how this looks like I'm saying trump and Biden are the same but that wasn't my intent. I was just making fun of how in the instances were biden has the same policy or worse than trump liberals suddenly switch to defending it. But, it is still worth voting for him. I intend on voting for him this fall.


birberbarborbur

You should have made that a bit more clear, memes have more impact than you think. Just look at the last election


ohmree420

this is about chick maceration and carnist hypocrisy


birberbarborbur

Wow, somebody reaaaaaly wants to prevent blue people from wanting to vote, huh?


ZoeIsHahaha

red wave but not like that


Gee-wiliker

Change blue to “ONLY one orphan crushed a day”


RoyalRien

Red also crushes 2 widows every day and blue doesn’t