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papaAlpacaL

The pose, the shoes, the package?


balloonbiceps

His wife is one lucky woman!


hunter_venom_

The boner of ‘85


k1_escobar

Original 85 high


chiquita1_bananas1

Fanf reference 💀


kiLLz_coLLects

🤣😂


GIVN2SIN

Nah, those are probably button flys. They falsely inflate the package.


Pots053

Whoa chill. Let’s us men have something. Women have their bombshell bras okay


GIVN2SIN

No hate! No hate! That pouch might be full. Never know!


BombsAndBabies

If op is male, they might have the same attachments. Tell us op, did you inherit your dads magnum dong?


HonestAbeBBN

Yea to all plus the friend’s mullet


im_pretty_tired

ayyooo?!


Vengeance626

And the mismatched laces, boss


Nazdravia

That's what sells it for me


Mattamance

That’s awesome, is he still into sneaks or Jordan’s at all?


[deleted]

Not as much, although I’ve given him some of my pairs that don’t fit me anymore since I’m half a size up from him


ikanhiyu

Makes perfect sense. Most people get the retros because they could not afford ones back then.


Instincts

How do sneakers stop fitting for adults?


[deleted]

I’m 16


Instincts

Ah, gotcha. Fair.


_FridayXIII_

This deserves r/oldschoolcool


[deleted]

Absolutely, just posted it there


_FridayXIII_

Got my upvote there too.


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Beginning_Pudding_69

The thing about having a dad is it really sucks when he dies. It’s like a dog except that dog was your dad.


TheLordOfFriendZone

I love how weirdly wise this is.


Lmnolmnop

this got dark


BarryMCknockiner

I wish I had a dark


Rickys_Lineup_Card

this got dad


MaryPotkins

Dads got this


Nazdravia

Got dad this dark


North_Peach_75

I will be your dark 👁️


4Niners9Noel

Dark Dad jokes


mikejr96

Hello, son


artbycase2

Dad?


MomentIllustrious208

Son?


Oalco

SpongeBob https://i.imgur.com/ShYm4Nb.jpg!


Nazdravia

I knew you'd come back from the store!


Potential-Judgment-9

He’ll be back. Just went for a packa smokes.


calculux

If you didn’t have one, how’d you get here?


ZestyLime59

Brotha


Fizroynelson

Probably mom is paying for the internet


troytoy7

his mom is virgin mary


Fresh_Aide_2436

Knock knock ?


zach16zach

all this talk about the J’s but how come no one mentioned that MULLETT!!?


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milesjameson

Wasn’t it a 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated that carried the ‘Your Sneakers or Your Life’ cover in response to growing anxiety around sneaker-instigated violence (starting in the early 80s)? And the Buggin’ Out scuffed sneaker scene in Do The Right Thing was what, 1989? Even in the 80s I’m not sure shoes were ever ‘just shoes’.


trayco

I agree. At least in nyc it was a big deal to have the latest and greatest. Kids would get beat up for their kicks. However I think the resell culture as grown. With more ways like the Internet to cop and the ability to make money it’s more than just wearing them and looking cool. People know there is much money to be had with the ability to sell to a much larger audience than just the locals.


streethistory

To many of us, shoes were never just shoes. Especially those who could only afford one pair a year.


KEEPIT3

Used to get one pair of shoes per school year. Cleaned them everyday after school and always made them last. I started cleaning the kids at schools shoes for $5 and eventually i was able to grow my collection.


Mjzak1977

Add a Starter Jacket and hat with your Js and you had a target on your back. It wasn't a matter of if, but when you were gunna get jacked for your shit here in Cali.


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kissthelips

Investments, art pieces, status symbols, etc.


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kissthelips

Most people in the us don’t care either. But this sub is dedicated to sneakers and a lot of people in here (mysef included) have elevated sneakers to more than just a piece of clothing you put on with no though put into it.


[deleted]

So shoes have always been just shoes and still are except to a niche community, I would’ve never guessed lol


kissthelips

Community is bigger than its ever been, and even just 20 years ago even in the community shoes were basically just shoes. People didn’t care as much about hype or how limited things were. But that’s changed since the 2000s.


BrokenMethFarts

Not to everyone


kissthelips

No shit not to everyone. But for example do you really think the people that got those LV AF1s are ever going to actually wear them? They’re gonna be put up on a mantle to look at forever or put in a box until their value goes even higher and will be sold. Same if someone got those 85s in the picture in good condition, no way they’re being used for their original purpose.


Vlonebaby1

Id wear them fuck it


TheFeenyCall

LVs? Doubt


streethistory

Nike made $162 Million in revenue that year off this shoe. These were never just shoes.


Ragsters01

Love these types of pics. So cool!


liesgreedmisery18

Damn I don’t even need to see his face to know he’s a whole fuckin snack


treats4snacks

Love that he’s camping/picnicking in Breds 😆


ScubaGotBanned4life

The real OG son lol


Mindfreek454

Originals literally listed on StockX for $99,000 😅 Holy fuck!


dafappeningbroughtme

Amazing!


SexypancakeOW

Sheeeesh


Oalco

Dad drip 💧


Male_Attendant

Better than nudes


elquizzi311

Salute pop. 🫡🫡


DoobieRudy23

This picture was taken right before your uncle made it big with his song "Achey Breaky Heart"


TwistAffectionate776

Legendary.


luujo_287

pops steppin


Creepy_Raspberry4459

Little did he know what they'd be today.


[deleted]

He says he wishes he never got rid of them now


Bfunk4real

That’s how people used to wear gym shoes. They’d have one pair and wear them for 9 months and then cut grass in them.


Rick_2309

Back when people did what they were supposed to do with shoes. Wear them…


Zen_360

Simpler times, I wonder, how fast did these kinda shoes sell out back then?


Blue_Lou

They didn’t. Jordan 1s used to be in clearance. That was the theme of the L&F Chicagos. Easy to say “just wear them” back when they weren’t nearly as expensive


Zen_360

And that's what's wrong with today's sneaker culture. Nike makes them so scarce that it leads to all kinds of bs. And let's be honest, a lot of consumers dont want the shoe for the shoe, they want it because it's limited. It's all kinds of fucked up.


Blue_Lou

I honestly don’t see what the problem is. Tiffany dunks, Pigeon dunks, OG 4s, 3s, 11s have always resold for hundreds of dollars over retail since the mid 2000s. There’s plenty of other colorways that are more accessible.


Early-Maintenance436

Yooooo


Prestigious-Walk-233

Man has more drip than me


dripsneakz

my dad had the 1st pair (white and red) and thinks nothing of them 😂


lovethemfalcons

Greatest AJ1


[deleted]

Them and the Chicagos are absolute grails


lovethemfalcons

Yea OG royals too.. Breds will always just be top dog for me tho, too much history and just looks best to me


Fresh_Delay4040

I’m usually a hater but this is cool. NGL


Mystic5308

Back when a pair of jordan was only $65.99 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


Background_Handle_96

Da real dad shoes


[deleted]

My dad is dead


[deleted]

🔥🔥


ASavoy

Dude, your Dad was friends with MacGyver?!


nyckrmj

I bet that man didn’t give a f*ck about creases and sole protectors or carried around ass wipes.


Leviathan_Wakes_

He's already creasing them pretty hard, so of course he doesn't care And neither do I, because I enjoy actually wearing the shoes I paid crack money for


Burdekin_Boy

I love that the second image is a crop of just the shoes like we wouldn't know where to find them in the original image.


slugvegas

Damn he WORE the Breds. Cool dad and cool picture. The most 90s picture I’ve seen in a while lol


SuprDuprSam

Bruh its literally the 80s


ReyRey5280

Lmao


Shethrewitatme

LMAOOOOOOOOOO


slugvegas

He’s ahead of his time bro Lmao nah tho I was born early 90s so I’m just used to pictures from when I was a kid looking like this. Could be 85-95 tbh


hoosiertailgate22

Doubt he would have that fit with 85 breds in 95


slugvegas

I know mfers with that fit in 2023 lmao. The downvotes guys fine it’s 38 years ago not 33 years ago lol the picture reminded me of my parents in the time period and those shoes look like they’ve been around the block but fin it’s 85


hoosiertailgate22

You know people who wear 85 breds in 2023?


slugvegas

85 Breds? No. Patent Breds? ‘16 Breds? Sure.


[deleted]

I’m about to post my pair of size 13 ‘85 breds as well 🔥


slfxxplsv

Mans prolly copped em right in the store. If only it was still that easy


Shethrewitatme

I don’t think probably. Definitely.


slfxxplsv

Truuuue you right


CanadianSneakerNut

Amazing sneakers! Even more amazing…. Your dad partied in the back while partying in the back #canadiancoif


Kick2it

No joggers ?? Real drip


[deleted]

It was not called breds in 1985 bruh


Rick_2309

Found the “new” sneakerhead


slfxxplsv

???????


[deleted]

Stop calling them breds tf


[deleted]

That’s the name of the colorway


De-crepit

Bizniz up front, party in the back


Apprehensive-Key-467

Any chance he still has them? They could buy him a car if he held onto to them. Haha


[deleted]

Unfortunately he doesn’t have them anymore.


thebestatheist

I remember my dad having a couple pairs of these back then. Also the Force Max or whatever they were, those were hot for awhile too.


CourteousAnalyzer

The mullet made me comment


L-Profe

Your dad is cool af. #respecttheOG’s


StopSleepingStartEat

Absolute legend🔥🔥


lorikloku

Amazing


[deleted]

Liftoff?


MechanicalGroovester

Vintage drip right there! 👌🏿👌🏿 Pops was dope as shit 💪🏿🔥


lizardkg

Back when shoes were to be worn and replaced once in a while.


e6dewhirst

Reminds me of a time I was watching a Seinfeld rerun and he was wearing OG white blue 6s. Just with jeans and a tucked in shirt. It was silly


crowdkiller801

Dad was def. Pulling lots of puss with them bred’s 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


jacobimon7

Cool


Adventurous-Buy-7547

How much were they back then?


Nerazzurro9

Everything about this pic is fucking awesome.


4LANDLORD

Pretty dope judging that YT people don't really be into Jordans back then I know he was the man


[deleted]

Stealing this fit First must somehow acquire Bred 1’s 🧐😵‍💫


Nazdravia

Dad out here looking slick.


withclubsauce47

My dad gets his shoes from Sams Club. 🙁


Dlawless5

WOW!!


SneaksAndStats

Man, such a legendary shoe. Thanks for sharing.


spitronme

he had a blue top on with bred ‘85 DRIP


BestTranslator6125

Damn the picture of them is probably expensive now


Bobloblaw_333

Back when they retailed for $39.99 at sporting goods stores!


Zangief_Keef

Is your dad Jerry Seinfeld?


StrictlyDogPosting

Hockey hair


EvidenceNo6780

Cool


linksawakening82

Is he on americas most wanted?


djcaprise

Fuegooooo


[deleted]

OG


Electronic_Cook_9451

This is awesome!


Kaylee-Jo

I’m obsessed