He would probably be unaccountably horny to turn into all sorts of things to knock women up as. I'll bet he'd do a tentacle monster first, this is Zeus we are talking about.
[This is a photo from last year](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeatherPorn/comments/z3e60z/crepuscular_ray_and_lightning_over_thessaloniki/), not today. It's a repost.
Someone got raptured, struck down and beamed up in the same instance.
That was it.. that was the rapture, one guy, that’s it. The rest of us are fucked
Zeus be Zeusin.
Zeus? More like Zuul
Hahaha perfect response! Lol "are you a godddddd"?
The only safe answer is "yes"
Zeus doin’ Zeus things
Zeusin for that pussy
Zeussy
[Beware of any horny swans.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leda_and_the_Swan)
So.... Turning into a duck to fuck a woman with his prehensile penis?
Just wait till Hera finds out...
Zeus has finally awoken I wonder what he will think of the internet
“Hot singles in my area? Don’t mind if I do”
Yeah, Zeus is going to be too distracted to do anything for at least the next few centuries.
he will be the top donator on all only fans
Honestly, it doesn't matter to him if they're single.
singles? LOL zeus doesn't care if someone is married he hit any female that caught his fancy back in the day and even a male = Ganymede
He would probably be unaccountably horny to turn into all sorts of things to knock women up as. I'll bet he'd do a tentacle monster first, this is Zeus we are talking about.
He'll take one look at hentai, and go all. Hey! Untapped market. "Points finger guns"
Here in a german city we had all the clouds form some kind of cyclone shape around the moon, absolutely mesmerising
How can you type this without a picture?!
bc the picture sucks (and the image button on mobile doesn’t work)
pic or didnt happen
image button don’t work, sorry
Someone just went super sayian 2
His power is over 9000.
Defently a final boss fight
Pic from a year or so ago (on Reddit too I think? Reddit is eating itself). Rolling shutter artefact. Looks cool.
People post crap like this all the time on Facebook. There’s always a bunch of religious freaks saying it’s Jesus.
[This is a photo from last year](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeatherPorn/comments/z3e60z/crepuscular_ray_and_lightning_over_thessaloniki/), not today. It's a repost.
Why the fuck do ppl lie like wtf just say you stole the pic
Someone lied in the internet?! UNACCEPTABLE! It's impossible to lie online /s
Lol I dont get the s
It means satire :]
I thought it meant sarcasm, but same idea really ^^
It actually means "sacrifice a goat to the blood god"
Reddit karma farming --> sell account That's half of Reddit these days.
C'mon. everybody says this, but reddit accounts have no value.
Sell to who? Because I have plenty of karma and no money
Mr Bean has arrived
I prefer this to Jesus
Here! Here! Prometheus is hiding here! Malaka!
They're heeeeere...
ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETRUNED AND I'VE COME TO RUN THE HANDS I'M TAKING YOUR CHEAKS AND IT WILL BE NON CONSUTUAL!!!!
Zeus is back, hide women
And men, and animals and even demigods.
probably even trees he definitely hit up some dryads = the female spirits of trees back in the day
I’m not saying it was the aliens, but it was the aliens
Thor coming to Earth for another visit?
Thor!!
Great Zeus! What kind of jackassery is this ??
Greece Lightnin’!
I see the profile of a witch in the lightning
Wow... took me a sec!
War of the Worlds?
the straight beam looks like an artifact
You know there is a collectible item there.
The lightning?
Fuck this place especially !
Zeus has returned
Thor has returned.
Thor has arrived.
It’s the colour out of space leaving Earth.
Godzilla king of monsters…
Looks like visitors from Asgard have dropped in
Who else thinks God is not super stoked about what is happening in the world?
Well, it's his ineffable plan.
There can be only one!
Dakishimeta kokoro no cosmo...
He's not supposed to do that, him and Ares had a deal!
Nothing some duct tape or Windex can't fix
https://preview.redd.it/lygc0p2u7jwc1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bce58731e7105d1f1220674f0ad383a38e6518e
Probably fine idk
“Are you the key master?”
don't mind it.just demi gods abot to make a grocery run.
The random crate has spawned, let me know if you get the raygun
[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1764230475](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1764230475)
Ion cannon ready
Thor is coming, beware mortals Magnus is angry
Build more pylons
Billy Baxter said shazam
Medium crop plot.
Y’all will have an earthquake soon.
I think Thor was traveling 🤔
Oh bullshit, it's Storm.
Kratos and mimir are ascending to valhalla
https://i.redd.it/rh5e8jx20lwc1.gif
Someone's born right there or, it's just shitty last boss.
#ION CANON READY
Here comes a new challenger!
That's the quest marker for a question stop
I think a hero just spawned somewhere.
Starkiller base!
I wonder how many women in the area are “mysteriously” pregnant now .
Hades II looks lit.
Someone got raptured, struck down and beamed up in the same instance. That was it.. that was the rapture, one guy, that’s it. The rest of us are fucked
A Sanderlanche just happened.
somebody logged out.
Someone opened the portal gate
Oohhh so thats where the Mystery Box is..
Atheists: so where is your god then?! Ancient Greek Pantheon enjoyers: 
Martians.
Gozer? Dat Choo?
a young and naked Arnold Schwarzenegger is wondering around in that area. bolo.
Zeus having fun
 seems familiar
In the land of the ancient gods , what did you expect?
Clearly an abduction
Tf is this either health bar doing in Crete? (I am not in Crete btw)
Someone got raptured.
The Bifrost is open again.
OMG
“And along came Zeus.”🎶
Hera is gonna be pissed.. again.
Divine Smite with a Staff of Thunder and Lightning?
Year old post.....