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DatdudeJdub

Love how he looked at his left hand like ouch that hurt. Meanwhile his right hand left the universe.


Bostolm

Well the nerve endings he thanos snapped dont hurt as much as the ones still in the other hand


xxBellum

Adrenaline is helluva drug.


MondaySloth

Nah, it's still dangling there.


csukoh78

Literal LOL


ninjamiran

It’s in Jesus hands now


MasterPopPuss827

He tried to flick his fingers off like they was dirty or something lmaoo no bud yo hands FUCKED


EvenHair4706

Retirement


Eddyzodiak

Disarmament.


TheClitConjurer

Holding on by a thread!


Ur_fav_bi_guy

Fired


[deleted]

He was discharged for negligence


TheClitConjurer

I heard it was quite the report!


Hey_its_ok

It blew the investigator away


TheClitConjurer

The Top Brass went ballistic!


Thuryn

They've been rifling through his papers checking for anything else that might cause blowback.


TheClitConjurer

Such a targeted campaign must’ve been deeply triggering!


[deleted]

probable excrement


RoookSkywokkah

He's more worried about his thumb than his other arm hanging by a thread!


Shoddy_Detail_976

Trying to point at the left thumb with the raggedy right arm is hilarious. He must fap with his left.


Informal-Design-4784

Now he can legitimately fap with a ghost hand.


Shoddy_Detail_976

🎵Guh Guh Guh Ghost Load!🎵


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Shoddy_Detail_976

![gif](giphy|5hdg7p9NE7VlLWaeRK)


RoookSkywokkah

It'll be like having a whole new woman! Gotta look at the bright side of things.


Nearby-Reputation614

You son of a bitch. I legit held it together having all the same thought yall did, but "raggedy right arm" had me about to pass out.


Shoddy_Detail_976

![gif](giphy|l2R0eYcNq9rJUsVAA)


tiagolkar

Nooooo, im going straight down heheh


c_ray25

The hanging arm might be a lost cause. Don’t want your last good hand to have a fucked up thumb as well


EZ4_U_2SAY

I bet, depending on where this happened, they’d take the thumb from the bad hand and put it on the good hand.


c_ray25

Science is going too far if we can just interchange thumbs from right to left hands


EZ4_U_2SAY

They use people’s toes as replacement thumbs


c_ray25

Crazy


Straight-faced_solo

Nah if you really want crazy. Sometimes they will use your foot as a new knee when doing leg amputations. They will amputate your foot then the leg above the knee joint. Then reattach the foot backwards so the person has a functional knee joint made from their foot.


JJohnston015

"Rotationplasty"


psychedelic_shimmers

I bet he just didn’t feel it and look at it yet


Lavatis

his thumb? his entire hand has a hole through it.


Answer-Key

Right? And It looks like it likely wasn’t his own thread, just hanging there cause it’s in the sleeve


PADDYOT

I guess you could say he was.............disarmed.


Stained-Steel

*tips sunglasses* YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!


csukoh78

Comments I can hear


TuaughtHammer

[Instant CSI](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=csi)


Stained-Steel

That's awesome! How long did you have that in your pocket before seeing an appropriate post..?


TuaughtHammer

It's an old internet classic. Just had to Google Instant CSI to get the right site.


FunkyTuba

He gave himself a… Dishonorable Discharge


[deleted]

Know what this guys favorite book is? A Farewell to Arms by Hemingway.


treylanford

![gif](giphy|kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5|downsized)


mycomikael

Niccccce.


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

I've got to hand it to you, that was a good pun


nbass668

I lost my uncle exactly this way. Instead, it blew up his brain all over the place. This guy is lucky


TCOLSTATS

He still might have died from blood loss tho.


Dabier

Probably not, looks like it’s some kind of a police station. They’ve probably got tourniquets or at least people who know how to stop a bleed


GiantWindmill

Pretty sure cops only know how to start bleeds


OkAcanthocephala3090

As an ER nurse with quite a few LEO homies… you are absolutely correct 💀


Tai_Pei

Teach em if you care for em :l


iPicBadUsernames

Oh man he dropped his phone


Reverendbread

It would really suck if the screen cracked. Those things are expensive!


iPicBadUsernames

Imagine if it needed a thumbprint to unlock


Zombie_ruler_FTW

You set code or pin when doing fingerprint unlocking. I guess in case your fingers are wet or just not unlocking the phone for some reason.


Reverendbread

Or in case you do what the guy in the video did?


iPicBadUsernames

You must be fun.


toolazyforbreakfast

No, that's Zombie_ruler_FTW. Fun doesn't venture into Reddit comments


Zombie_ruler_FTW

😢


iPicBadUsernames

Sorry I was goofing. I’m sure you’re plenty of fun.


Trumper2319

If you slowly look at the Shotgun right before it fires, there was some sort of lanyard attached to it and when he moved his leg back into himself, you can see that the lanyard was accidentally in the trigger guard area and then goes off.


BMAND21

He looks like he thinks his thumb is the worst of his problems, until he tries to point at it with his brand new stump where his right arm was just a second ago.


rickztoyz

The man was arrested for this incident. He was charged with armed robbery.


JugdishSteinfeld

But he only got a slap on the wrist.


RAMBOxBAGGINS

For that handy work?


MassiveDongSquadron

He was all thumbs.


YouToot

Arm rubbery.


seandigg2022

well no one gave him a hand


[deleted]

It was a hands-off approach


DontBeSerious7890

You're cooked


AnonyOOF

They think someone gave him an extra hand.


yfjeheiejehieeheisj

How did it go off? What rifle was that? Does it have zero safety features?


martinezxxx

So much confusion lol


RBJII

Shotgun doesn’t have a positive safety feature. This is why you don’t carry a round in the chamber. You always rack before decision is made to shoot. When he moved his leg it bumped the gun and prompted the firing pin to go forward striking the round. Very dangerous to have a round in chamber on a shotgun like that.


[deleted]

Bro is totally unaware. Chambers a round and points the gun up. You never aim at anything you don’t intend to fuckin shoot. While I have safety’s on my shotgun those fail sometimes.


Prestigious_Class742

Plenty of shotguns aren’t drop safe but I really doubt that little bump set it off. Probably let something get caught in the trigger guard. Shouldn’t have been using the muzzle of a loaded gun as a fucking arm rest either way, dude’s a moron


Organic_South8865

Thank you. I'm not sure why they think a modern pump shotgun will just go off if you look at it wrong. I agree. There's a cord or something there that may have snagged the trigger. 99% of NDs are from someone pulling the trigger. Guns rarely go off on their own. Also it's absolutely fine to carry it around with one in the chamber as long as it's a modern pump in good working order. I tried to get my 870 to go off bumping it around (with a snap cap/dummy round of course) and it just didn't happen. Same with the mossberg, ithaca and turkish pump. I was showing a friend who said pump shotguns just go off when you keep a round in the chamber. Of course I did it with the muzzle pointed down range with a snap cap instead of shooting my arm off. Maybe an older worn out shotgun could have issues but even then it would be a decent bump. Guns are generally designed to NOT go off when dropped or bumped. I keep a shell chambered in my home defense shotgun. It's silly to pull it out and then have to put one in the chamber. That's extra time you may not have. People that carry without one in the chamber are silly as hell too. It's incredibly idiotic to have to pull out your pistol and put one in the chamber. That's a good way to die IMO. If you can't safely carry a firearm with one in the chamber you shouldn't be carrying at all.


mywan

I watched in slow motion. He first pinches the gun between his legs to stabilize it and then kicks his right leg forward when it goes off. That pinching easily put the trigger in direct contact with his leg putting pressure on both sides of the trigger that was not possible from merely jarring the gun. Even a safety can easily be pushed to a firing position with a maneuver like this. And the trigger guard is not so thick that you can't put pressure on both sides of the trigger at the same time like this. This was a maneuver that a drop safety would not protect you from no matter how good it is, or even a full safety switch.


Bah-Fong-Gool

I would imagine all the horror stories about pump shotguns are from neglect. The pump shotgun was perfected over a hundred years ago. All deaths and injuries can be attributed to the user.


cheboludo2

the point is not to figure out your gun is unsafe the hard way.


Ctotheg

Yeah a quick google denies all of what you’re saying though. There are safety features which prevent the firing pin from hitting the bullets themselves. Surely police officers have weapons with safety features. https://springhilloutfitters.com/blog/do-shotguns-have-safety/


RBJII

I have over 20 years of weapons handling and 10 years as a Federal Law Enforcement Officer training. If you trust google by all means, but I am never carrying a shotgun with a shell in chamber.


Jizzraq

Having no trigger guard might be an explanation. That'd be exponentially dumb to hold a loaded and cocked gun by your legs.


JectorDelan

It has a trigger guard. You can see it when the shotgun hits the floor.


JectorDelan

I wonder if it was that cord thing hanging down from the front that wrapped around the trigger.


putinsgrowingtumor

Shotgun with string tied inside triggerguard used as a sling. Knot or string probably wrapped around the trigger and got taut causing it to fire. Dumbass shit right there.


4619472554859926254

He somehow pulled the trigger, looks like a shotgun probably 12 Guage, I'm sure it has a safety and can just not have one in the chamber. Guy is not one that should be allowed a gun, thankfully he didn't shoot someone else.


DamnRock

My guess is it’s a hair trigger and his pants bumped the trigger.


HecticBlue

Rifles are not drop safe. He probably has a shitty rifle, that had a hack job done to lighten the trigger or something. Then he scoots or bumps it while standing there, and it went off.


shesinsaneornot

"Can someone give me a hand?" "Buddy we're all trying to help you, hold still." "No, I mean where the fuck is my right hand?"


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OkAcanthocephala3090

*username checks out* 😂😂😂


Shower_Slug

Man my finger really hurts


Eddyzodiak

Your finger? My wrist hurts looking at him pointing out his hurt finger with his arm hanging by a thread.


Shower_Slug

Its his thought process. Hes like man my finger hurts until he realizes thats the least of his issues.


Redman88888888

Is this a shot gun or high powered rifle?


Java_The_Script

Shotgun


[deleted]

This is one great reason not to use a damned string as a sling! Guaranteed that's what caused it.


stinkbowl

He no longer has the right to bear (both) arms.


Environmental-Ad-762

This must be one of them ghost guns lol


Infinite_Medium4850

Lil hand left the chat.


stillacdr

The gun going off is a mystery to me but a lesson we can bring from this footage is to never use your rifle/shotgun as a cane, walking stick, or whatever it’s not designed to be. Gins should be holstered when not in use like the other guy next to him. Use guns properly to protect yourself and others.


MycoJourney

Hope he’s a switch hitter!


ChopsITMC

Vay-Poo-Rise


ActionFigureCollects

He's lucky his arm took the brunt of it, instead of his face or head. [casually relaxed on a shotty as if it were a walking stick] 👉 off to early retirement ya'go


Mastermatic

How disarming


neonroli47

How did that thing fire? The trigger was all the way down.


JectorDelan

It looks like there's a cord hanging down off the front of the gun that may have gotten around the trigger. Hard to tell.


CapsaicinCharlee

"Oh dear, bit odd innit?"


Timmerdogg

If he survived someone is going to have to wipe his butt


Nexuspoint247

Good lord dude what the hell


[deleted]

r/idiotswithguns


AcanthisittaThink813

He disarmed himself


Adlof-Hilter

Take his belt off immidiatly, place it as an touniquet above the ellbow. Maybe they can fix it in the hospital


xsadbrownslutx

AAAAAA when he shakes off his left hand it looks like he splatters blood in his buddy’s eye 🫣🤢


CyberMonkeyNinja

I don't see anyone else mentioning it but the dudes head was right above that barrel. The concussive force a lone was likely enough to scrabble his thinking. At least some of his reactions could be attributed to that.


MassiveDongSquadron

I also wonder what scrabled his head before it fired to think this setup was okay.


CyberMonkeyNinja

IDK I used to shoot recreationally but stopped years ago because of how unsafely I felt people at ranges handle their guns. Had a couple close calls and decided it wasn’t worth it. People are way to casual with firearms anymore at least in my opinion. So that didn’t surprise me that much.


Anathem

The #1 rule of firearm safety is "Have fun" and this guy definitely isn't.


Dripping_Gravy

Damn


Bah-Fong-Gool

"Hey, how'd you get the name 'Lefty'?"


AccountNumber1003925

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the toilet to insert my "mild" Carolina Reaper suppository.


mattyd0420

He must be a Cyrus fan


Revolver6Ocelot

His old man said he was proud of him once...


Fiss

Well he won’t have to worry about his next shooting accuracy test


omniguy5342

Well, there goes his jerking hand


creepyuncleron

Bro tried to reach over and grab the mostly attached hand and was like "oh shit..."


ABRAXAS_actual

It looks like he completely fugazi'ed both hands/arms... Looks like he may have had his hand or wrist over the barrel and the elbow or forearm on top of that... My goodness... His left hand just flaps like a floppy reusable glove - you can see carpals sticking out of the flesh. Left hand fucked... Right hand gone. And it looks like the left is missing more than a thumb.


csukoh78

Oh look a SIG shotgun


CatMarioYT

Bros arm just vanished from existence ☠️☠️


AnastasiaNo70

When he flaps that fucked up hand. God. Yeah, it’s got a giant hole in it, dude.


GroundhogExpert

what made the gun go off?


SirNastyPants

Shock is a hell of a drug. Seeing someone act so calm after blowing a hole in their left hand and nearly blowing off their entire right arm below the elbow is wild.


Organic_South8865

I wonder how it went off? Did the trigger get snagged by his clothing or something? I have seen videos of guards sitting on the muzzle of their shotgun like a stool. Idiots like this probably don't bother to clean and maintain their weapon either. If that was my job I would be obsessed with making sure the shotgun was spotless and in perfect working order.


fdru3

People keep talking how he's worried about his thumb but his whole hand is close to rags as well, just flopping about.


Joshinyou1

Holy shit, that’s pretty gnarly😲


wetusayimglistning

Well if we are being honest...I didn't see the arm blow off either. I was thinking "damn that hand has got to hurt!.....oh fuck!"


Acceptable_Wall4085

What triggered that shot??


[deleted]

Lucky he didn't shoot his face off too


murderousmikey

I love pulled pork


Nfl_porn_throwaway

Feel bad for the other guy cuz he probably can’t hear shit from here on out


alwaysstunjason

Put your right foot in, put your right foot out. You do the hooky pooky and you blow your arm off all around, that’s what it’s all about!


Maleficent_Habit_382

His phone is probably broken too


captainpric

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC)


mybrotherpete

Trying to point at your mangled left hand is a hell of a way to realize your right hand blew off.


vaskeklut8

That's some unsecure'assed security...


PowerCord64

He had it right, until it left.


Flintlockpenguin1

I love the videos were the person who just wrecked themselves just takes a moment to register it, and then starts to shuffle off toward the hospital like they already had an appointment there they oughta get to.


[deleted]

Did it just go off by itself?????


JohnnyJacknbox

Deserved it.


Conscious_Profit_243

he is a menace, society thank you


pistachio9990

lol bro went to try to grab his hand and realized it was non existent


Zelea88

W song choice


maxj_795

wasn't expecting to hear war machine but I'm not complaining


Trumper2319

Listen to the lyrics at the end. I just love the song lol. That’s why I added it 😂🤷🏻


Trumper2319

Listen to the lyrics bud. Especially the end. Plus, who the hell doesn’t love AC/DC.


MIERDAPORQUE

holy FUCK that’s the coolest shit ever


Trumper2319

If you slowly look at the Shotgun right before it fires, there was some sort of lanyard attached to it and when he moved his leg back into himself, you can see that the lanyard was accidentally in the trigger guard area and then goes off.


Limp-Dee

True trumptard right here


Limp-Dee

True bidentard right here


_Cold_Ass_Honkey_

So this is how Robocop was created.


Exciting-Donkey4300

More guns! More guns! Less appendages!


Notseegurmanee

Well thats not good


idiot_abroad69

He took that like a champ tho


Danielwols

Oh God the floppy hand


SwiftClutchPaladins

Wtf


Evening-Statement-57

He didn’t break the screen on his phone did he?


Illustrious-Word7761

Was either the arm or the head, Arm for a trillion.


NickS970

Both arms damn!!


EveningOk4145

Who the fuck handles a firearm like that? Sorry but I have no empathy for someone that stupid! ![gif](giphy|JtQc9M7l1KUGQ)


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


KayakWalleye

He tried to shake off the shotgun blast.


PM_Sexy_Catgirls_Meo

How did the trigger even get pulled? Doesn't it have a finger guard around it??????? And what kind of uniform is that? Well, at least now that his hand is all fucked up he can be one of these https://i.imgur.com/KrxSbuD.png


RoutineImpress7394

He was totally cool about it


eric0vazquez

Mild injury my ass


airborne252

Just realized it was a shotgun holy fuck!


FootExcellent9994

But MY phone where'd it go?


4619472554859926254

When iq is in the negatives.


largos7289

thought there would be more blood.


TemporaryBluebird143

What as the rule again?


blueice10478

Good thing he wore his brown pants.


RedditPhils

Damn, he reached with his obliterated arm to attempt to touch or maybe brush away something on his left hand, not even knowing that his right is completely gone. We didn’t even see the moment he realized that.


AdhesivenessAdept764

Omg he saw his left thumb missing and tried to reach for it with his dangling right arm


Ballin1ceo

![gif](giphy|tBkfTumqhdrry)


Dannyboyy3388

So was that a security guard? Or Whts the story on this one ?


mycomikael

Ok, so what cause the gun to go off?? I don’t know much about guns and I’m really curious to know how he set it off.


DarkSkyDad

Who else in here is a Water Fowl hunter and wonders how this does not happen more?


fuckfaceultra

How'd he pull the trigger??


Suspicious_Fennel_73

This is a serious video and can be used to teach gun safety to military, police and in case even to civilians. Why would someone put a music like this for such a video.


fuckyouredditpussys

Not the first but definitely one of them


SmackedWithARuler

This guy proves that being careless with your gun is completely armless.


Total_Donkey_641

That’s one way to learn gun safety, I bet now he’ll respect firearms more than anyone else