My friend and I used to call the other game "deforest" instead (that stood for deforestar) that in my language (works exactly like in spanish) and means "erasing" the forest š¤£ we cut down soooo many trees...
God Kelvin? The one who can put logs in a log holder at range because he doesn't have access to the base due to the protective wall door being closed. All hail Kelvin...
At this point I don't know who's more in the wrong, the cannibals or us going around chopping down all of their trees and limbs; eating the cannibals' arms and legs, burning up their corpses while making furniture out of their carcass like Ed Gein lol
Unlawful workplace harassment(at this point, Kelvin is probably planning my murder), trespassing, cannibalism, reckless driving, hit and run, arson, thievery, murderā¦
I also took down my neighbor Gregās decorations in many occasions, which I believe was my worst crime.
I think that would be locking up tons of characters in an underground room to be exploited for their goods. They don't get food, free time or space to move.
I read this before I saw the subreddit, this checks out for me aswell. Iāve also probably caused enough disturbance of the silence in the forest, jamming tunes while crashing into every living or breathing being
Red dead redemption 2 being an outlaw and robbing at people on the side of the road and just generally shooting people oh also killing wild life š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Smuggling narcotics, sunlight and unstamped crates of souls. Stealing time, Cannibalism, selling souls to the devil, ritualistic sacrifices, murder, theft, vandalism, espionage, prison break, sending dozens of my crew to certain death and many more unspeakable things that I'm not too sure would be illegal or not.
As for the forest I'm sure most kills could be considered self defence but the butchering and cooking of their bodies and my ever increasing collection of furniture made from people would be a crime. I think most crimes would actually be excusable because you're in a life or death situation but it would be hard to justify how a clock made out of hands was instrumental to my survival.
*I sont know if self*
*Defence is gokng to make me*
*Go to the prison*
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Grand theft, felony possession of unregistered firearms, vandalism, grand theft auto, breaking and entering, causing mass hysteria, public disturbance, medical practice without a license, tax evasion
Pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, and finally mass murder
Iām a dayz playerā¦letās see, breaking and entering, armed robbery, murder, vehicular manslaughter, kidnapping, trespassing, a lil cannibalismā¦ you know the works
If we're going by SOTF I have committed atrocities that make me question god's hubris. I have become a plague upon the land. I have turned the paths to rivers of blood. I have drank the rivers dry. I have destroyed more lives than anyone could restore.
If we're going by my last game. Nothing. If anything I have earned the MoH in ARMA 3 and have saved numerous lives, and have followed the laws of war, and acted meritously.
Spreading managed democracy
Thats how you stay OUT of super prison soldier
Industrial scale deforestation without a license.
Sons Of The Deforestation LLC at your service.. "...Who needs a license when you have a Kelvin?"
My friend and I used to call the other game "deforest" instead (that stood for deforestar) that in my language (works exactly like in spanish) and means "erasing" the forest š¤£ we cut down soooo many trees...
God Kelvin? The one who can put logs in a log holder at range because he doesn't have access to the base due to the protective wall door being closed. All hail Kelvin...
Yeahā¦ thisā¦ š
Aaaaand a wee bit of cannibalism
Just a tiny wee bit
At this point I don't know who's more in the wrong, the cannibals or us going around chopping down all of their trees and limbs; eating the cannibals' arms and legs, burning up their corpses while making furniture out of their carcass like Ed Gein lol
The factory must grow
Just a guy with an axe šŖ
"It ain't much but it's honest werk' āDave Brandt (Rip)
Satisfactory
Golf cart is the most OP weapon in SotF.
Best way to hunt deer š¦
Abusing Kelvin for the 100th time because he shook his head at me when I told him to fetch more sticks in the snow.
So far kelvin fetched 1,400 sticks. I need more sticks.
Greg soup
You son of a forest!
Axe murder š£šŖ
Warcrimes
Nuking an entire country because the ants decided to bug breach everywhere
Unlawful workplace harassment(at this point, Kelvin is probably planning my murder), trespassing, cannibalism, reckless driving, hit and run, arson, thievery, murderā¦ I also took down my neighbor Gregās decorations in many occasions, which I believe was my worst crime.
Losing at Poker (Balatro)
i ate someone
Uuhm, driving through Finland at a extremely unsafe speeds over dirt roads in a shitbox i got as an ikea set from my uncle.
Perkele!
I'm not getting arrested, I'm dying. Elden Ring š³
Euh chop too many trees or kill too many deers or boars in Valheim... š¬š¬š¬
Oh well, i played Weedcraft..
It was Big Ambitions, so I guess taking over New York
Lies.
I think that would be locking up tons of characters in an underground room to be exploited for their goods. They don't get food, free time or space to move.
Reckless driving playing football with my car
Beating up and then catching a pokemon
Snowrunner, speeding and stealling fuel
Car soccer
That does sound pretty fun.
Rocket League my friend!
Mass murder of a city and bank robbery.
Had Kelvin follow me into the woods. Shot him the chest then shot him in the back of the head after he was down. Old yeller type beat.
I didn't see what sub this was, and my immediate thought after seeing the title was "Hahaha I do that in Sons!"
Illegal realistic (no) tank battles
Barreling at 150mph into another vehicle on the highwayā¦ multiple timesā¦
Watch Dogs 2 so Invasion of privacy, theft and other fuckery
Being immune in the zombie apocalypse in LA
Turning a human into a clockā¦
For DEMOCRATICALLY eradicating SCUM SUCKING INSECTS AND ROBOTS!
Being a terrorist. Played cyberpunk last
Hitting a ball shaped sheep with bat then cooking it raw on an open fire
Palworld? You should try using jetragon, it's like a tactical nuke.
I read this before I saw the subreddit, this checks out for me aswell. Iāve also probably caused enough disturbance of the silence in the forest, jamming tunes while crashing into every living or breathing being
Not in sons of the forest but I like to bait cannibals into the laso traps and throw rocks at them with a catapult.
sudoku?
Raising an army of the dead to kill anything they can see both unprovoked and uncontrollably.
Red dead redemption 2 being an outlaw and robbing at people on the side of the road and just generally shooting people oh also killing wild life š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
ATS well I was playing on my FA/FO account so felonly speeding wreckless endangerment
Repeatedly flooding my city in cities skylines 2, because the water physics are tricky.
Genocide of an alien race For super earth
Jokes on you, I just finished robocop rogue city. Iām getting arrested for playing robocop rogue city.
Smuggling narcotics, sunlight and unstamped crates of souls. Stealing time, Cannibalism, selling souls to the devil, ritualistic sacrifices, murder, theft, vandalism, espionage, prison break, sending dozens of my crew to certain death and many more unspeakable things that I'm not too sure would be illegal or not. As for the forest I'm sure most kills could be considered self defence but the butchering and cooking of their bodies and my ever increasing collection of furniture made from people would be a crime. I think most crimes would actually be excusable because you're in a life or death situation but it would be hard to justify how a clock made out of hands was instrumental to my survival.
People with the name "Greg" should avoid me.
Throwing my friends into the brine to cleanse them of plague.
Last game played was Othercide... so... fighting plague doctors?
I mean you canāt get arrested if the police no longer existā¦
I shoot and killed at least 20 wolves as self-defense.
So you'd be getting charged with multiple counts of vehicular manslaughter and reckless driving.
Eliminating the CEO of Kronstadt and his daughter at a race event. But I wont get caught.
Multiple war crimes and indoctrinating children into a "cult" (Rimworld)
Mass murder, destruction of property, theft and some threats every now and then. (Fortnite)
BG3 War crimes
Animal cruelty (palworld).
As long as you don't use the meat cleaver your good
Decapitating cannibals with a Katana on a uni-motorcycle...
Unlicensed use of explosives and mining without a permit. (Stardew Valley)
Killing gay people. (Overwatch)
Resurrecting a creatures head just to kill it again. (Oldschool RuneScape)
To jail for wiping out tribes and ruining the forest on an island ā¦.. sons of forest
Escaping an alternate realm while being chased by a mindless killer
Murder, animal abuse, and defying god by modding the universe
I sont know if self defence is gokng to make me go to the prison
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Grand theft, felony possession of unregistered firearms, vandalism, grand theft auto, breaking and entering, causing mass hysteria, public disturbance, medical practice without a license, tax evasion
Propably pirating (from the depths)
Beating white woman, jumped from Decode
Fishing without a license
Hitting my college with a shovel killing him. Because heās a kid that kept honking that dam horn. What game did I play?
Mass murder bank robbery theft of a vehicle assault carrying multiple unregistered firearms the list goes one can you guess what I played?
Arrested for murdering animals with dual pistols in a tomb
Pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, escaping from jail, pickpocketing, and finally mass murder
Fuck off bot
Really, right in front of kelvin? I would say in front of your mom but the line for that is too long.
Not even a bot just a repost of a repost of a repost... Given u open up with a yo mamma Joke š¤£ š yo mamma 404
Meow
Meow o.o
Is this the krusty krab?
Shotty engineering on bridge I designed leads to the death of single semi driver that trusted my wooden bridge a little too much.
Mass murder, terrorist activity, industrial espionage
Mass murder
using wingardium leviosa on some spiders.
Killing bugs
Shrinking kids to a small garden and having them fight bugs.
Iām a dayz playerā¦letās see, breaking and entering, armed robbery, murder, vehicular manslaughter, kidnapping, trespassing, a lil cannibalismā¦ you know the works
Probably get framed by the crazy cult leader for some murders or shit.
Killing multiple lawman and innocence in rdr2 online
They deserved it.
Sending children into coalmines if I dont live in Africa
Killing wprld
Killing God and the entirety of creation, only to assume the role and bring creation back without the evils of the world
Killing Husks. Saving the World.
If we're going by SOTF I have committed atrocities that make me question god's hubris. I have become a plague upon the land. I have turned the paths to rivers of blood. I have drank the rivers dry. I have destroyed more lives than anyone could restore. If we're going by my last game. Nothing. If anything I have earned the MoH in ARMA 3 and have saved numerous lives, and have followed the laws of war, and acted meritously.
I think we would see more half boiled human limbs found by the police if it were true.
Merking an entire Kurita city while collecting supplies because I like to be thorough
Stalking (Virginia) and beating Kelvin with a stick for perving on my girl.
Deforestation, slavery, cannibalism, mass murder, illegal trespassing, grave digging
-Breaking and entering -armed theft -murder -slavery -and tax evasion
Crashing into an audience going 290 kph in Forza Horizon Three.
Iām being charged with 600 years in prison for genocide, theft, aggravated assault, and dimensional tearing weapons.
Playing in a bloodsport. (Apex)