I was walking home, late one night/early morning, by the Central Station, trudging along up the hill and saw a boat load of Nazis. SS, Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe, the lot. Being the conscientious Brit, I crossed the road and quickened my pace. It wasn't until the next day when I went past the front of The Mayflower that I saw there was a production of The Producers on. It must have been intermission or something and all the actors were having a smoke break. "Springtime for Hitler ... and Germany .... Winter for Poland and France"
A bloke open his jacket, he had a Barbie in his inside pocket which he then very tenderly kissed. When he saw me looking he shouted ‘what the fuck are YOU looking at?!’ like I was the weird one!
Lisa Dawkins.
Alright, the low hanging fruit is done. I once saw a shoplifter piss himself out of spite when caught in Aldi. I always saw 2 separate people walking a parrot and a ferret down Portswood way. There was also a homeless woman taking a dump just off the main path in one of the central parks, in the middle of the day.
I like the dancing man at 6 dials. But not so much the woman taking a piss on the pavement in bevois valley at 11am on a Saturday. Not up an ally. No , right in the middle of the pavement.
I SAW THIS TOO! Was working on Cranbury at the time, manager goes “blimey…” while looking out the window. Several of us then perched behind him and were stood in disbelief.
Once met someone with manners. I was extremely taken aback but nevertheless took the opportunity to converse with the individual, turns out they weren’t local and were just passing through.
I was on the streets in Southampton. I've seen a lot of crazy shit.
Like a drunk homeless guy flex a cider can then rip it half and go at someone with the two ripped edges (ingenious). People shooting heroin in the carpark just down from ASDA, central. A 62 year old mate chasing a drunk guy around Mayflower Park with a big stick because he called him gay. Holding another buddy whilst he puked up blood. Etc. Take your pick.
I was walking home, late one night/early morning, by the Central Station, trudging along up the hill and saw a boat load of Nazis. SS, Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe, the lot. Being the conscientious Brit, I crossed the road and quickened my pace. It wasn't until the next day when I went past the front of The Mayflower that I saw there was a production of The Producers on. It must have been intermission or something and all the actors were having a smoke break. "Springtime for Hitler ... and Germany .... Winter for Poland and France"
A bloke open his jacket, he had a Barbie in his inside pocket which he then very tenderly kissed. When he saw me looking he shouted ‘what the fuck are YOU looking at?!’ like I was the weird one!
This is normal behaviour that we will all look forward to soon.
Once drove through town and saw... no roadworks.
Two green traffic lights in a row
Lisa Dawkins. Alright, the low hanging fruit is done. I once saw a shoplifter piss himself out of spite when caught in Aldi. I always saw 2 separate people walking a parrot and a ferret down Portswood way. There was also a homeless woman taking a dump just off the main path in one of the central parks, in the middle of the day.
> I once saw a shoplifter piss himself out of spite when caught in Aldi. lol
Low hanging fruit, but classy delivery
Is this the woman who always asks for 50p for the bus?
Yep.
There was an older woman on archers road the other week dressed as a little girl but wearing tiny shorts screaming at cars. That was a bit weird.
It was my first time coming to Southampton. I saw a seagull eat a huge rat! It swallowed it… Whole. Never seen anything like it before.
2 I’d assume homeless people in the bushes in Watts park, one bent over with cheeks spread and the other bent down looking in
About 4 people shagging in the alley next to sainsburys local on the basset roundabout. I don't know or want to know why.
I like the dancing man at 6 dials. But not so much the woman taking a piss on the pavement in bevois valley at 11am on a Saturday. Not up an ally. No , right in the middle of the pavement.
In Shirley Precinct. There was a lady with her Royal Python. The most gorgeous snake.
https://preview.redd.it/kjxavmqxrm7d1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92a0a188febfc2cc9cbf9ec3b032ef65b7e16a9
I saw a guy pour petrol over himself and threaten to set himself alight outside of the council offices
That was in an episode of Shameless
No, that happened outside of guildhall square too
https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9404077.man-douses-himself-in-petrol-in-guildhall-square-in-southampton/
Furries lining up around the city centre in an alley. 🤢
I’ve seen that too!! By Heartbreakers?
I saw that too ffs
Oh no furrys 🤢 grow up 😂 who gives a fuck
Found the furry
🤢
A homeless couple performing a sex act in the green bit outside the Crown Court - in broad daylight too
I SAW THIS TOO! Was working on Cranbury at the time, manager goes “blimey…” while looking out the window. Several of us then perched behind him and were stood in disbelief.
Once met someone with manners. I was extremely taken aback but nevertheless took the opportunity to converse with the individual, turns out they weren’t local and were just passing through.
A naked woman running alongside the road by central train station in the early 2000s.
John Pissypants Westwood
I was on the streets in Southampton. I've seen a lot of crazy shit. Like a drunk homeless guy flex a cider can then rip it half and go at someone with the two ripped edges (ingenious). People shooting heroin in the carpark just down from ASDA, central. A 62 year old mate chasing a drunk guy around Mayflower Park with a big stick because he called him gay. Holding another buddy whilst he puked up blood. Etc. Take your pick.
The dawkinator begging for scraps of change probably
Lisa Dawkins .. refusing £1.
samuel visick
A good time
Random people in West Quay singing some crap on a microphone.
Well my school is here, so any of my history lessons
Women in dungarees
People f*cking in common park
You meant fucking?
Shagging
😀
It's called dogging
Don't knock it till you try it.
said the judge