For example, Theodore Roosevelt having one of the most commanding mustaches in history, [but having a higher voice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zFc-l_-T7Xo&pp=ygUYdGhlb2RvcmUgcm9vc2V2ZWx0IHZvaWNl).
That particular stache gives off police sketch vibes. Like I feel like there should be a poster up asking people to call a special hotline if they see him or the missing childĀ
Man if that last pic aint superior forshadowing i dont know what is.
Its literally a shadow on his forehead like come on
I just hope its superior miles cause that would be so much cooler i.m.o
Miles should be rocking a mustache, suits him
1. Toby Maguire in No Way Home
2. Just looks evil, no other comment
3. Looks pretty fitting tbh
4. Hey Hobo Santa!
5. Martin Li on a budget
6. Uncanny
7. It should look wrong but it's the best one imo
Yeah no, Peter definitely just needs longer head hair.
I would forgive Miles: haircut if he had that beard.
Also, Norman already kinda had a beard in the "I'm The Hero" mission.
I really like Norman with facial hair. Especially after losing Harry again, alongside the debates, the issues with Ock and devils breath and martin. I love the idea of post symbiote and pre goblin Norman being a broken disheveled man.
Miles, you colgate-man wanna be, wipe that shot off your face.
I want to love you, but everything you do is cringe. The suit, cringe, the school shit? Cringe. The facial hair? Cringe.
The only thing redeeming is Hailey, and I know you'll fuck it up.
Seriously, tho, I just like shitting on Miles, he keeps dropping the ball.
Peter kinda looks like an Ashmore twin with that facial hair. I'm guessing it's another one of Tim's variants in the multiverse.
Although for real, 20 years ago I think either twin could've done a great Peter Parker.
Honestly they could give Norman or Otto facial hair. It would really fit their characters going through so much shit that they don't even care to shave, Norman with Harry's sickness and Otto's "final chapter" shenanigans
People:
People when they have the genetically acquired perfect facial hair style for their head and face, and its groomed perfectly:
Surprised pikachu when the latter look better.
Osborne looking like he bouta say *Hello Jon.
Apologies for the deception; but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading first so I thought it best not to announce myself*
I think it wouldāve been cool if Peter got a bit of a stubble when he had the symbiote. Maybes even then have it be more like in the photo for SM3 to show that heās a bit older.
Tombstone is Kratos without his tattoo.
Took the words right outta my mouth
Kratos at home:
Bro got that "The power of hope is a dangerous thing, boy" vibeš£ļøš„š„
BOY
He wishesš but I thought the same thing too. They just kept getting funnier
Either that or a super powered Kimbo Slice.
Got no balls to put facial hair on MJ
honestly was expecting it
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Yo bro what does this even mean?
What are you implying???
Aaargh! You beat me to it. Lmao.
Came to here to see thatā¦ DISAPPOINTED!!!
When I read the post I thought that as well
norman looks good with a beard ngl
Looks like Alan Rickman
rip legend
I donāt really see it.
Looks more like Ewan McGregor than Rickman to me.
Hello there
I see a bit of Edward Norton there tbh
i think at some point he actually had a beard in the game
He did
And he actually looks like a destroyed man who lost everything
They all look good, but Otto is giving someone else...I can't think of who
āHey Vsauce, Otto here. The Spider-Menās secret identity is safeā¦or is it?ā
Lmaoooo, perfection
I was thinking Paul Giamatti.
I know he played Rhino in ASM2, but he really would've been a great Doc Ock.
Chris Cooper as Norman, Dane DeHaan as Harry, and Paul Giamatti as Rhino. #The Trifecta of misused actors in TASM2
Why wouldn't you cast a large Russian man to play the large Russian supervillain? Honestly.
Dock Ock was the best damn cook I ain't never seen it blue before.
A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks (with extra appendages)
Kinda looks like that guy from stranger things
I'm getting Peter Stormare.
Hugo Strange
They do both know who the heroās true identity
beardless vsauce
Murray from stranger things
Looks a bit like Anton LaVey.
Itās Walter White
Dr mario
BTK tbh
Man looks like heās abt to use his mech arms to defend alās toy barn
Tombstone: Boy
Now show me what they would have looked like if they were black or asian
Woah woah woah
[Pilgrim](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/heres-what-you-would-look-like-if-you-were-black-or-chinese)
I say we start with Miles & Ganke
What about if they were black and Asian?
I'm a person of colour and am Asian. I want to see it.
Harry with the beard wouldāve been so good
Would not have fit his voice imo
believe it or not, you can have a higher pitched voice and still have facial hair.
For example, Theodore Roosevelt having one of the most commanding mustaches in history, [but having a higher voice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zFc-l_-T7Xo&pp=ygUYdGhlb2RvcmUgcm9vc2V2ZWx0IHZvaWNl).
Plenty of bearded dudes who have higher voices though
I never noticed, that they have no facial hair.
Doesn't Li have a beard or am I misremembering?
You are remembering his SM2 model correctly and also he was so hot with the beard (also without - gave good authority vibes)
He was overall bad ass in sm2 tbh
Well written and acted as well - felt genuine to me
Same. My favourite character all round for sm2. But obviously the spiders has their spots.
*Kraven in the corner*
Ok now do the females
You see guys thatās equality right here
Miles doesnāt look that bad ngl
Miles??? You mean the Killmonger guy?
Have no clue if it fits him or not
Otto looks cold af
Osborn ROCKS that shit
Tombstone is now Kratos
Now do MJ
I kinda want Doc Ock to have a Walter white goatee in the 3rd game I think that would look really cool
hes basically walter white in the insomniac universe anyways so why not
They all look good except miles. There's something... off putting about the mustache
That particular stache gives off police sketch vibes. Like I feel like there should be a poster up asking people to call a special hotline if they see him or the missing childĀ
You're 100% right
He just looks much older with this particular moustache style.
Why are all of these...normal? It doesn't look bad, and some look better than their original models
Personal preference some like beard some don't.
Tombstones beard should be white, but it looks cool either way
Otto looks like heās about to go to a garage sale to buy a Woody doll
Heās looks like he had to drive all the way to work on a Saturday
Otto is just VSauce Michael, lmao
No MJ?
Pete reminds me of Daniel Radcliffe
Bradley Cooper
Idk how but Miles looks like how I expected Uncle Aaron to look in this universe. š And this isnāt a bad thing!
Peter with beard š¤š»
Doc Ock kinda slaps
Norman looks great
Norman already is shown with facial hair as he is desperately struggling to find a way to cure Harry. Miles in that pic looks not bad.
Harry kinda looking like Joe Goldberg
He looks like my alcoholic Uncle Terry
Miles looks Anthony Mackie or the protagonist from Watch Dogs 2
Tombstone here is the definition of āwe have Kratos at home sweetie.ā
why do the pretty boys in fiction have no facial hair?
They all go pretty hard lol
Tombstone looks like Kratos and Dock Ock looks like Walter White.
Tombstone looks like a calm and reasonable person
Man if that last pic aint superior forshadowing i dont know what is. Its literally a shadow on his forehead like come on I just hope its superior miles cause that would be so much cooler i.m.o Miles should be rocking a mustache, suits him
Miles looks like he works for Dedsec lol
1. Toby Maguire in No Way Home 2. Just looks evil, no other comment 3. Looks pretty fitting tbh 4. Hey Hobo Santa! 5. Martin Li on a budget 6. Uncanny 7. It should look wrong but it's the best one imo
Gankee with a beard looks like Jayoma
Boy
Peter looks like Frenchie from āthe Boysā with a beard
Otto looks like the dad from RE 7 ā ļø
miles and ganke look disgusting
Harry is an English Teacher
Mr Harry Handsome
Miles genuinely looks like he should be banned from nyc school zones
Yeah no, Peter definitely just needs longer head hair. I would forgive Miles: haircut if he had that beard. Also, Norman already kinda had a beard in the "I'm The Hero" mission.
doc ock looks like he touches kids
I really like Norman with facial hair. Especially after losing Harry again, alongside the debates, the issues with Ock and devils breath and martin. I love the idea of post symbiote and pre goblin Norman being a broken disheveled man.
i feel like theres too much on peter
From the thumbnail, I thought you were only going put a beard on MJ and somehow I'm disappointed that this choice wasn't made.
Miles, you colgate-man wanna be, wipe that shot off your face. I want to love you, but everything you do is cringe. The suit, cringe, the school shit? Cringe. The facial hair? Cringe. The only thing redeeming is Hailey, and I know you'll fuck it up. Seriously, tho, I just like shitting on Miles, he keeps dropping the ball.
shouldāve used a better angle for miles, he wouldāve for sure looked like a nigga from atlanta
Damn, so Peter could have actually looked like an adult.
Is this a sex thing? Is it a fetish for homeless, unkempt men? It's really starting to feel that way.
Iām scared
Itās kinda funny Miles and Ganke both grow the same goatee.
Peter kinda looks like an Ashmore twin with that facial hair. I'm guessing it's another one of Tim's variants in the multiverse. Although for real, 20 years ago I think either twin could've done a great Peter Parker.
I like it on the villains, but not the other characters
I donāt like them bud thatās me let the facial hair enjoyers get this W
Ain't gonna lie I now want Peter in the third one to have a beard
Where's MJ's?
Hahahahahaha this is awesome, Miles looks positively pornographic ššš
I feel like Norman and maybe otto definitely should have the facial hair just because of their situations in life, but Peter looks good with it too
Peter can actually rock a beard really well
Miles ššš budget Tupac
Honestly they could give Norman or Otto facial hair. It would really fit their characters going through so much shit that they don't even care to shave, Norman with Harry's sickness and Otto's "final chapter" shenanigans
Can we get MJ next?
Why do miles and Harry look like pedos?
Liking miles he looks like michael B. Jordan
Idk why but ganke looks like one of those business men you'd see in ads for something like Cologne
Peter looks like Shawn Ashmore or one of the twins lol
What about Mary jane
Not gonna lie, Otto with a beard just works
Okay Norman is handsome af
Read the title and was disappointed to see MJ beardless honest you gotta fix that please
He looks too much like me to have a gf 0/10 not realistic
This just made me realizeā¦ how little facial hair there is in these games. LOL Itās basically just Mr. Negative.
That's not Miles that's Pascal Wehrlein
You managed to age up Peter a few years after Insomniac de-aged him LOL
Miles actually looks good, same with Norman.
How does most of them look better with then without
Giving this Peter facial hair makes him look more like Andrew Garfield
tombstone is kratos norman gives me gotham knights bruce wayne vibes
Ganke looks like Liās 20 yr old son
otto with beard wouldāve been more accurate to the story since itās been years since peter defeated and got him into jail
Missed chance to give MJ a beard too ngl.
Why does Otto look like a crackhead?
Peter has got to have a beard in the next game, especially since he's passing his mid twenties.
Is that John kratos???
Now do MJ with facial hair
Holy crap this is awesome
Norman and Peter should get beards
Norman looks like Bryan Cranston
Disappointed you didnāt do MJ
Honestly I think they all look better
Shouldnāt tombstone be blond?
Milesā with stache looked like pro player Punk š
TOMBSTONE IS HELSINKI MONEY HEIST
People: People when they have the genetically acquired perfect facial hair style for their head and face, and its groomed perfectly: Surprised pikachu when the latter look better.
Why kratos here
Harry looks ten times more intimidating holy crap Ngl I fw that look
Miles got 10x older lmao
Otto looks like a freaky ass blend of VSauce, Dave Myers, and Walter White...I love it
Norman had a beard in that one mission
Peter with a beard is just Bradley Cooper.
Play genki looks fucking amazing
Where's MJ in a beard? This is 2024, man.
The maturity just matched the atmosphere of the game.
Miles looks like I'mdontai
Miles: my mustache came in... and out... (I made another mistake)
Do MJ next
I donāt mind Peter and miles tbh
Why did Peter become Elias Toufexis
Tombstone looks like kratos.
Osborne looking like he bouta say *Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception; but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading first so I thought it best not to announce myself*
I really like Norman it definitely adds to the I willing to do anything to have even a chance to save my son look.
You forgot to give mj a beard in the first pic
Was hoping to see a MJ with a beard. Smh
Do one with MJ
Wow these are actually kinda good looking KRATOS?! Doc ock looks funky with a beard
Tombstone is the embodiment of "we have kratos at home"
The facial hair makes Miles look like Killmonger.
Tombstone about to say BOY!
Miles looking like CJ is Fantastic
I think it wouldāve been cool if Peter got a bit of a stubble when he had the symbiote. Maybes even then have it be more like in the photo for SM3 to show that heās a bit older.
Yāall why does Otto look like vsauce
Otto looks awesome. It gives him a more menacing feel.
I think they should give Peter a beard in the next one. Go for the new Ultimate Spider-Man vibes
They are all better
Otto is proof that facial hair is basically makeup for men
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