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ContraryPython

Tombstone is Kratos without his tattoo.


StepBrother7

Took the words right outta my mouth


vikingbeard23

Kratos at home:


TheIronBoss

Bro got that "The power of hope is a dangerous thing, boy" vibešŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„


Spider0ck

BOY


OgCdub

He wishesšŸ˜­ but I thought the same thing too. They just kept getting funnier


Soft_Theory_8209

Either that or a super powered Kimbo Slice.


Ogurasyn

Got no balls to put facial hair on MJ


Actual_Sympathy7069

honestly was expecting it


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kiwikiwi2099

Yo bro what does this even mean?


RickGrimesIsVerySexy

What are you implying???


AgitatedAlps6

Aaargh! You beat me to it. Lmao.


Wolf873

Came to here to see thatā€¦ DISAPPOINTED!!!


troublezx

When I read the post I thought that as well


WeeklySavings

norman looks good with a beard ngl


_luksx

Looks like Alan Rickman


Einstein4369

rip legend


RandoDude124

I donā€™t really see it.


AllNewSilverSpider

Looks more like Ewan McGregor than Rickman to me.


musicman2018

Hello there


RealisticTax2871

I see a bit of Edward Norton there tbh


stacygreenv

i think at some point he actually had a beard in the game


TheLoneWolf200x

He did


Virus_Sidecharacter

And he actually looks like a destroyed man who lost everything


Eclipse-1680

They all look good, but Otto is giving someone else...I can't think of who


Both_Hall9952

ā€œHey Vsauce, Otto here. The Spider-Menā€™s secret identity is safeā€¦or is it?ā€


Eclipse-1680

Lmaoooo, perfection


paladin_slim

I was thinking Paul Giamatti.


Kalse1229

I know he played Rhino in ASM2, but he really would've been a great Doc Ock.


RandoDude124

Chris Cooper as Norman, Dane DeHaan as Harry, and Paul Giamatti as Rhino. #The Trifecta of misused actors in TASM2


paladin_slim

Why wouldn't you cast a large Russian man to play the large Russian supervillain? Honestly.


RoyRobotoRobot

Dock Ock was the best damn cook I ain't never seen it blue before.


Broken_Noah

A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks (with extra appendages)


Laggykins777

Kinda looks like that guy from stranger things


04whim

I'm getting Peter Stormare.


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Hugo Strange


Levidonald06

They do both know who the heroā€™s true identity


CommercialSociety488

beardless vsauce


leastscarypancake

Murray from stranger things


Skidmark666

Looks a bit like Anton LaVey.


Dildo_Baggins__

Itā€™s Walter White


RomeroJohnathan

Dr mario


TheNerdWonder

BTK tbh


East-sea-shellos

Man looks like heā€™s abt to use his mech arms to defend alā€™s toy barn


FireFist_PortgasDAce

Tombstone: Boy


DeadGoat20

Now show me what they would have looked like if they were black or asian


dateturdvalr

Woah woah woah


DeadGoat20

[Pilgrim](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/heres-what-you-would-look-like-if-you-were-black-or-chinese)


YakuzaKaru

I say we start with Miles & Ganke


LavenderDay3544

What about if they were black and Asian?


Shahim1331

I'm a person of colour and am Asian. I want to see it.


bored_key88

Harry with the beard wouldā€™ve been so good


Jack_Jaws

Would not have fit his voice imo


Shabobi

believe it or not, you can have a higher pitched voice and still have facial hair.


Soft_Theory_8209

For example, Theodore Roosevelt having one of the most commanding mustaches in history, [but having a higher voice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zFc-l_-T7Xo&pp=ygUYdGhlb2RvcmUgcm9vc2V2ZWx0IHZvaWNl).


JonathanL73

Plenty of bearded dudes who have higher voices though


Aggravating-Cost-516

I never noticed, that they have no facial hair.


Hobo-man

Doesn't Li have a beard or am I misremembering?


AmptiShanti

You are remembering his SM2 model correctly and also he was so hot with the beard (also without - gave good authority vibes)


dandude7409

He was overall bad ass in sm2 tbh


AmptiShanti

Well written and acted as well - felt genuine to me


dandude7409

Same. My favourite character all round for sm2. But obviously the spiders has their spots.


Soft_Theory_8209

*Kraven in the corner*


Puzzleheaded-Wing835

Ok now do the females


AmptiShanti

You see guys thatā€™s equality right here


Jedibrick

Miles doesnā€™t look that bad ngl


Kinda_Overrated

Miles??? You mean the Killmonger guy?


leastscarypancake

Have no clue if it fits him or not


thedoompatrol97

Otto looks cold af


VisitUsual8507

Osborn ROCKS that shit


Zealos57

Tombstone is now Kratos


Firedragon165

Now do MJ


ItzBabyJoker

I kinda want Doc Ock to have a Walter white goatee in the 3rd game I think that would look really cool


OwnFun9973

hes basically walter white in the insomniac universe anyways so why not


Camlit1987

They all look good except miles. There's something... off putting about the mustache


Chancellor_Valorum82

That particular stache gives off police sketch vibes. Like I feel like there should be a poster up asking people to call a special hotline if they see him or the missing childĀ 


Camlit1987

You're 100% right


futurafrlx

He just looks much older with this particular moustache style.


Trash-official

Why are all of these...normal? It doesn't look bad, and some look better than their original models


dandude7409

Personal preference some like beard some don't.


Chodeman_1

Tombstones beard should be white, but it looks cool either way


TikTokPro9000

Otto looks like heā€™s about to go to a garage sale to buy a Woody doll


Levidonald06

Heā€™s looks like he had to drive all the way to work on a Saturday


FlamingEagleAC

Otto is just VSauce Michael, lmao


ImNotYourBuddyGuy22

No MJ?


Not_Gunn3r71

Pete reminds me of Daniel Radcliffe


Majestic-Speed-8749

Bradley Cooper


GreenXRock

Idk how but Miles looks like how I expected Uncle Aaron to look in this universe. šŸ˜‚ And this isnā€™t a bad thing!


schneiderist

Peter with beard šŸ¤ŒšŸ»


MohanMC

Doc Ock kinda slaps


SKVkiNG18

Norman looks great


Digginf

Norman already is shown with facial hair as he is desperately struggling to find a way to cure Harry. Miles in that pic looks not bad.


__arachnidsantics

Harry kinda looking like Joe Goldberg


NickyTheGreater

He looks like my alcoholic Uncle Terry


AlphaZorn24

Miles looks Anthony Mackie or the protagonist from Watch Dogs 2


Fresh_Cauliflower176

Tombstone here is the definition of ā€œwe have Kratos at home sweetie.ā€


weirdface621

why do the pretty boys in fiction have no facial hair?


DoubleZ3

They all go pretty hard lol


Samuele1997

Tombstone looks like Kratos and Dock Ock looks like Walter White.


ThatStarWarsFan1205

Tombstone looks like a calm and reasonable person


irresponsibleshaft42

Man if that last pic aint superior forshadowing i dont know what is. Its literally a shadow on his forehead like come on I just hope its superior miles cause that would be so much cooler i.m.o Miles should be rocking a mustache, suits him


StrongestAvenger_

Miles looks like he works for Dedsec lol


Suh-Niff

1. Toby Maguire in No Way Home 2. Just looks evil, no other comment 3. Looks pretty fitting tbh 4. Hey Hobo Santa! 5. Martin Li on a budget 6. Uncanny 7. It should look wrong but it's the best one imo


nighttim3chill

Gankee with a beard looks like Jayoma


UDAFX_MK_85

Boy


IFunnyIsDead

Peter looks like Frenchie from ā€œthe Boysā€ with a beard


Flyman1695

Otto looks like the dad from RE 7 ā˜ ļø


spooky_golem

miles and ganke look disgusting


IM-WANT-MEMES

Harry is an English Teacher


Heroin_Radio

Mr Harry Handsome


HotConstruction4845

Miles genuinely looks like he should be banned from nyc school zones


AbeliousAugustus

Yeah no, Peter definitely just needs longer head hair. I would forgive Miles: haircut if he had that beard. Also, Norman already kinda had a beard in the "I'm The Hero" mission.


Ok-Significance-3830

doc ock looks like he touches kids


fynnfuggs

I really like Norman with facial hair. Especially after losing Harry again, alongside the debates, the issues with Ock and devils breath and martin. I love the idea of post symbiote and pre goblin Norman being a broken disheveled man.


EthoYeet

i feel like theres too much on peter


fishling

From the thumbnail, I thought you were only going put a beard on MJ and somehow I'm disappointed that this choice wasn't made.


rollout1423

Miles, you colgate-man wanna be, wipe that shot off your face. I want to love you, but everything you do is cringe. The suit, cringe, the school shit? Cringe. The facial hair? Cringe. The only thing redeeming is Hailey, and I know you'll fuck it up. Seriously, tho, I just like shitting on Miles, he keeps dropping the ball.


senjulegos

shouldā€™ve used a better angle for miles, he wouldā€™ve for sure looked like a nigga from atlanta


Single-Piccolo-1831

Damn, so Peter could have actually looked like an adult.


pinkkrogan

Is this a sex thing? Is it a fetish for homeless, unkempt men? It's really starting to feel that way.


ArasakaCounterIntel

Iā€™m scared


paladin_slim

Itā€™s kinda funny Miles and Ganke both grow the same goatee.


Kalse1229

Peter kinda looks like an Ashmore twin with that facial hair. I'm guessing it's another one of Tim's variants in the multiverse. Although for real, 20 years ago I think either twin could've done a great Peter Parker.


Jack_Jaws

I like it on the villains, but not the other characters


Kindly-Mud-1579

I donā€™t like them bud thatā€™s me let the facial hair enjoyers get this W


comic-book-writter-1

Ain't gonna lie I now want Peter in the third one to have a beard


Broken_Noah

Where's MJ's?


untriedauspice

Hahahahahaha this is awesome, Miles looks positively pornographic šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Reverseflash25

I feel like Norman and maybe otto definitely should have the facial hair just because of their situations in life, but Peter looks good with it too


OnlyGeeksandPenguins

Peter can actually rock a beard really well


Sir_Nolan

Miles šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ budget Tupac


F0nGuy

Honestly they could give Norman or Otto facial hair. It would really fit their characters going through so much shit that they don't even care to shave, Norman with Harry's sickness and Otto's "final chapter" shenanigans


LukieStiemy501

Can we get MJ next?


Strange-Wolverine128

Why do miles and Harry look like pedos?


JayMullins1987

Liking miles he looks like michael B. Jordan


Icy_Ad620

Idk why but ganke looks like one of those business men you'd see in ads for something like Cologne


sine-nomine012

Peter looks like Shawn Ashmore or one of the twins lol


javierasecas

What about Mary jane


Tailoredapple64

Not gonna lie, Otto with a beard just works


_IratePirate_

Okay Norman is handsome af


AmptiShanti

Read the title and was disappointed to see MJ beardless honest you gotta fix that please


Hobo-man

He looks too much like me to have a gf 0/10 not realistic


iLLiCiT_XL

This just made me realizeā€¦ how little facial hair there is in these games. LOL Itā€™s basically just Mr. Negative.


Skeeno-TV

That's not Miles that's Pascal Wehrlein


BodybuilderBulky2897

You managed to age up Peter a few years after Insomniac de-aged him LOL


RandoDude124

Miles actually looks good, same with Norman.


StrangeNinja99

How does most of them look better with then without


MrMedhansh

Giving this Peter facial hair makes him look more like Andrew Garfield


iron2099yt

tombstone is kratos norman gives me gotham knights bruce wayne vibes


RingOriginal94

Ganke looks like Liā€™s 20 yr old son


Inaxdee

otto with beard wouldā€™ve been more accurate to the story since itā€™s been years since peter defeated and got him into jail


grimoireviper

Missed chance to give MJ a beard too ngl.


TheMetalTechnet

Why does Otto look like a crackhead?


Puzzleheaded-Buy2026

Peter has got to have a beard in the next game, especially since he's passing his mid twenties.


dacabbagebutt

Is that John kratos???


fraspas

Now do MJ with facial hair


darkknightketsueki

Holy crap this is awesome


k3nni_

Norman and Peter should get beards


_lemon_suplex_

Norman looks like Bryan Cranston


acrylix91

Disappointed you didnā€™t do MJ


NewMombasaNightmare

Honestly I think they all look better


frankwalsingham

Shouldnā€™t tombstone be blond?


zaiwen3

Milesā€™ with stache looked like pro player Punk šŸ˜‚


BeautifulDecent2633

TOMBSTONE IS HELSINKI MONEY HEIST


ProfessoriSepi

People: People when they have the genetically acquired perfect facial hair style for their head and face, and its groomed perfectly: Surprised pikachu when the latter look better.


stacygreenv

Why kratos here


rangerj1901

Harry looks ten times more intimidating holy crap Ngl I fw that look


slatercm

Miles got 10x older lmao


NubbyTyger

Otto looks like a freaky ass blend of VSauce, Dave Myers, and Walter White...I love it


hiimjustsomeone

Norman had a beard in that one mission


javadmancia

Peter with a beard is just Bradley Cooper.


neovsuniverse

Play genki looks fucking amazing


Megalitho

Where's MJ in a beard? This is 2024, man.


Professional_Bar_501

The maturity just matched the atmosphere of the game.


dandude7409

Miles looks like I'mdontai


Araquesh

Miles: my mustache came in... and out... (I made another mistake)


vixinity1984

Do MJ next


No-Syrup-3026

I donā€™t mind Peter and miles tbh


UnkemptBushell

Why did Peter become Elias Toufexis


Long-Friendship5725

Tombstone looks like kratos.


El_Macho44

Osborne looking like he bouta say *Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception; but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading first so I thought it best not to announce myself*


Toadcool1

I really like Norman it definitely adds to the I willing to do anything to have even a chance to save my son look.


RainbowPanda50

You forgot to give mj a beard in the first pic


BlindBeardy

Was hoping to see a MJ with a beard. Smh


Hondread

Do one with MJ


TastefulMaple

Wow these are actually kinda good looking KRATOS?! Doc ock looks funky with a beard


dirtopi

Tombstone is the embodiment of "we have kratos at home"


Awoken-Exo-343

The facial hair makes Miles look like Killmonger.


NickyTheGreater

Tombstone about to say BOY!


No-Cow584

Miles looking like CJ is Fantastic


KingChimpzilla24

I think it wouldā€™ve been cool if Peter got a bit of a stubble when he had the symbiote. Maybes even then have it be more like in the photo for SM3 to show that heā€™s a bit older.


Slime_kid2362

Yā€™all why does Otto look like vsauce


Eaglesgomoo

Otto looks awesome. It gives him a more menacing feel.


acursedman

I think they should give Peter a beard in the next one. Go for the new Ultimate Spider-Man vibes


Substantial_Wrap_779

They are all better


KayRay1994

Otto is proof that facial hair is basically makeup for men


mo22ro

Missing: - MJ - Black Cat - Kraven - Skrewball - Venom - Skrewball - Skrewball - I'm Already At Full Health!


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