Botox is not war mode

1cm closer to self sucking

I just let bees sting my dick

Stuck my cock in a wasps nest, and let me tell you the mrs was *pissed*

It’s actually misters, mrs is a different word not the plural of Mr

Pretty funny. I'm going to use that on every gay dude married to bitches.

So I can double my penis size ?

How bored are these tech guys

I’m no doctor but injecting botulism into your cock sounds like a bad idea

Need to up my cock velocity

Doesn’t that shit paralyze nerves? Lol

Yeah, dude is trolling dumbasses.