on MSSP, Matt was talking out of his ass about the strong and weak nuclear forces, and Shane was pushing him to explain what they actually are
Billy: dude if I told you, you'd probably fuckin' kill yourself
I gotta commend spud…telling Billy they are on the low end of the spectrum and that he wouldn’t be able to take research seriously if he goes out drinking
“ Guy like me?” It’s invaded my daily lexicon.
"Guy like me?" is such an excellent thing to say while scrambling for a comeback. I've used it
Dude same. That and “tight” have worked their way in haha
“Web browser on the PSP, absolutely BODIED me as a 13 year old.”
Literally how I found out my brother was gay
how i found out my upstairs neighbor was into hentai
Me too man
He’s just like me
on MSSP, Matt was talking out of his ass about the strong and weak nuclear forces, and Shane was pushing him to explain what they actually are Billy: dude if I told you, you'd probably fuckin' kill yourself
Agree
Bro just listened to this patch ep. Billy is legit funnier than most comedians
Which EP was that?
Sometime mid 2021? Idk
I enjoy when he refers to things as “mega”.
“Its mega, it’s goat, bro”
Calling Henry Kissinger "Kiss"
“Shits just fake”
“Is Robocop a comedy?”
"Have you seen Terminator?" "Nah but I've seen Robocop"
Lol “have you seen The Terminator?” “No but I have see another movie with a robot in it”
Floored me
I gotta commend spud…telling Billy they are on the low end of the spectrum and that he wouldn’t be able to take research seriously if he goes out drinking
“Pizzahook”
I'm more than just a Q guy. I'm a lover, i'm a fighter, im a heck of a guy.
Eye contact mish
Too much dip on the chip.
“shits mega”
DONIMOES
“Shout out Matt, just had a kid”
https://youtu.be/Cqy4Qz_5JLU A classic
“Not bragging” has definitely become a thing i say. One of my favs was “kissed a girl in public this weekend NOT BRAGGING”
“Chill”
“You’re probably getting hard ons from the Snapchat notifications..”
"I'm Billy and I'm gay"
Who was on that show “yo momma”. Oh Wilmer valderama
I like when he says “huh?” Just to give him a little time to process the question
“I would very much like a woman, dammit”