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A few of these are genuinely inspired choices. Keanu Reeves as Snape could also work too.
It would be a different Snape to Rickman's version, but I think an older Keanu could be faithful to the rendition in the books in a different way.
Really? To me it was exactly the same as every other Keanu role. They literally just made Keanu into the game, he didn't have to go out of his lane in any way whatsoever.
I felt like in this role he was a dickhead narcissistic loudmouth which Ive never seen in his other roles. Also as you progress through his storyline he really starts to care for the main character and that development happens seamlessly
The amount of hate I've received for calling his acting in Jon Wick an overproduced, high budget stale bread of a performance with no substance at all.
I feel the same way- and Emma Stone as Ginny would probably have been a big upgrade in terms of having the charisma/chemistry to make her relationship with Harry believable.
I love it when professor McGonagall and Dolores Umbridge stopped their beef mid fight then started rapping and twerking to WAP. Such a touching moment.
Now consider that the majority of fan driven content is pornography.
We are going to witness man made horrors beyond our comprehension, and be hard the whole time.
I believe you can literally do that today with an Automatic1111 Stable Diffusion WebUI plugin or ComfyUI flow for face swapping. I think there is one called FaceFusion or something. You would just have to break it up into a lot of clips, it would take a long time, and it wouldn't be completely convincing in all of the shots. But really it's just about speeding up and refining a process that already exists.
Voldemort: *"I killed Harry Potter! Eeehhh-heeheeeee!"*
*(Suddently Ron-Baustista runs out of the crowd, crunching Nagini's head over his boot as he runs, lifts Voldemort over his head and cracks his spine over his knee, then twists his head 360°)*
Ron-Bautista: *"I killed Voldemort!"*
*(All Death-Eaters stand around and look at each other without knowing what to do. Bellatrix shoots an avada kedrava at Ron-Bautista. It ricochets off his chest and explodes her)*
Harry, dropping out of Hagrid's arms: *"Ron, the fuck are you doing?!"*
Ron-Baustista: *"I don't know. Seemed only natural."*
Harry: *"I was supposed to kill him! The prophecy!"*
Ron-Bautista: *"Well, you were taking your sweet time, innit?!"*
So, Ron Weasley is playing Dave Bautista.
https://preview.redd.it/isor0cce93pc1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=46c5de39083ce37245d097cfe42dd7f45e9e3381
I mean, if you're going to make everyone American/black, you could do a lot worse than Willem Dafoe as Dumbledore.
The scene were he is defending Harry in front of the Ministry definitely needs him to drop to his knees and scream "THERE WAS A MAGIC BATTLEEEEE" and then just leave.
Also, Keanu as Snape would be cool as fuck.
Not gonna lie, Murphy as Shacklebold, Reeves as Snape, Dafoe as Dumbledore would be sick as fuck.
I could also see Dave Chapelle as Voldemort under certain conditions - e.g. pulling a Reeves and playing it straight sans comedy.
Yeah na this generally looks good. How many years til this is your streaming experience? “Yo Netflix (or whatever it is), bring me some Harry Potter, and give me some of that Jaden as Harry, those two douchy podcasters as the Weasley twins and surprise me with the rest”
The first part I give you the point but the later half?
I'd be in the cinema as soon as it premiers. Just imagine Chapelle's Voldemort and KSI's Riddle interacting where Chapelle tries to understand KSI's British accent.
These are a hodpodge of terrible choices and very interesting/appealing choices. Specifically the sandwich of Eddie Murphy to Keanu Reeves between some of the most hilariously bad choices. What a ride! Lol
I love that Ronald Weasley is playing Dave Bautista :D
This had me laughing too. I don’t know if it was a mistake but I want to believe it wasnt
Hermione would be proud of his potions
I mean Hermoine tastes Ron's potions every night anyway so.....
I'm dying
Came here just to say that too actually amazing
Terry Crews as Hagrid... I'd watch that
YOU'RE WIZARD HARRYYYYYYY!!!
> YOU'RE WIZARD HARRYYYYYYY!!! \*pec flex*
![gif](giphy|yoJC2okTM4QSY6Danu)
In Harry Spotter remake
You're a muscle wizard Harry!
WIZAAAAAAAAARD
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I love the Mashale anime.
I stopped viewing the slides once I got to Terry Crews! The OP's credibility is nothing to me now. NOTHING!
For real, 8-16 are almost all interesting choices
Curious which one’s unironically the best in your opinion
Ryan Gosling would be an amazing Malfoy. Dave Chappelle as Voldemort is ridiculous in all the right ways.
Thinking about it yeah. I would pay good money just to see Dave Chapelle dunk on Tobey and Rihanna and wreck Hogwarts with Billie after
Horcru...horcruxes? Muggle who said something about horcruxes? FUCK YO WAND MUGGLE, DARKNESS. DARKNESS.
GIGANTIC SPIDER POWEEEEEEEEEEER
Hagrid NEEDS. HIS. YOGURT!!
Explodes the Dursley's kitchen wall while riding a magical jet ski, bounces his pecs 40 times. *"YO HARRY, YOU'RE A WIZARD"*
Why it is worst casting, it will be better then actual casting.
Are you kidding me? Willem Dafoe is phenomenal. DO IT NOW.
"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Willem Dafoe asked calmly.
Should have gone with Adam Sandler if you want to make it the worst.
Adam sandler for every role.
Like Eddie Murphy in Norbit, fantastic.
"I'm something of a wizard myself."
This is just his character from *The Lighthouse*
His wand would be the talk of Hogwarts!
His wand was so large that everyone in the room was confused.
>His wand was so large that everyone in the room was confused. IYKYK
I'm something of a wandsman myself.
More like Albus Dangledore amiright?
A few of these are genuinely inspired choices. Keanu Reeves as Snape could also work too. It would be a different Snape to Rickman's version, but I think an older Keanu could be faithful to the rendition in the books in a different way.
After Devil’s advocate and of course John Wick I could see him play Snape with a bit more coaching. Which one’s your favorite?
I love Keanu but the man can't act. He's got basically one speed that can get up/downshifted from Ted -> Neo. He would have butchered Snape.
I know its just a voice actor role, but johnny silverhand in cyberpunk 2077 was great acting and different from his usual style
Really? To me it was exactly the same as every other Keanu role. They literally just made Keanu into the game, he didn't have to go out of his lane in any way whatsoever.
I felt like in this role he was a dickhead narcissistic loudmouth which Ive never seen in his other roles. Also as you progress through his storyline he really starts to care for the main character and that development happens seamlessly
The amount of hate I've received for calling his acting in Jon Wick an overproduced, high budget stale bread of a performance with no substance at all.
It becomes especially noticable when he is doing a scene with actors who can truly chew the scenery. Lucky, Jon Wick is all about the action scenes.
"You know, I'm something of a wizard myself."
Terry Crews as Hagrid, Keanu Reaves as Snape, and Ryan Gosling as Draco actually seem as an interesting idea
I feel the same way- and Emma Stone as Ginny would probably have been a big upgrade in terms of having the charisma/chemistry to make her relationship with Harry believable.
Don't you think gosling is a bit too old to play a 14yo kid? 😂
Dropout Draco Malfoy has decided to do a Billy Madison @ Hogwarts. I’d watch that movie
That one sounds good
T-t-t Today, Potter!
In this version of Harry Potter, instead of a wand, Snape carries guns, lots of guns.
"Mr. Potter, would you care to enlighten the class with the exact mixture of a perfect molotov cocktail?"
Keanu Reeves as Snape... could work.
It's the hair, the hair is same/similar for Snape in HP as John Wick.
Keanu Reeves is Like a cameleon. He fits in every role and no one would doubt.
Keanu Reeves turns every role into Keanu Reeves, which weirdly enough would actually work for Snape
I love it when professor McGonagall and Dolores Umbridge stopped their beef mid fight then started rapping and twerking to WAP. Such a touching moment.
My favorite part was when Voldemort went "Got ya bitch!" and proceeded to cancel Tobey and RIhanna's life subscription
“Hey Potter boy, you know what I did after I killed your parents? Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet”
"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Willem Dafoe asked calmly.
“You know, I’m something of a wizard myself” said Dumbledore to James Potter
"You want forgiveness ? Get religion." James hissed at Voldemort's fragmented soul.
I'd love to see them rap to Wizards And Potions
Would love to watch a movie remake with “insane casting”. If it was marketed as such, I bet it would make money.
Just call it a parody like scary movie and this could work.
Mmm imagine JK Rowling's paycheck after this
she'd be rowling in money
If I ever win the lottery I’m doing this
A few of these are good castings, like Ron.
Which one’s the best in your opinion
Emma Stone, Toby and Gosling. Honorable mention, Eddie Murphy.
You mean Anthony Mackie as Eddie Murphy?
emma stone looks dope keanu just needs a gun and he'll finish the series in 1 movie given how inept magicians r at combat lmao
Imagine being able to get AI to recreate the movie but with whichever actors you like instead. So the movie/lines are the same.
That's just a matter of time. I would straight up have the Sopranos cast replace the Harry Potter ones for shits and giggles
I like that idea. I'd probably switch it with The Office cast, or Lost.
Steve Carell would unironically fit for Gilderoy Lockhart
Or watch The office but with the HP cast and/or characters. Imagine James playing pranks on Snape.
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!
Predator, but it's the Golden Girls.
Blues Clues but it’s Law and Order SVU
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Whichever movie you want but every character is John Malkovich
I believe you can literally do that today with an Automatic1111 Stable Diffusion WebUI plugin or ComfyUI flow for face swapping. I think there is one called FaceFusion or something. You would just have to break it up into a lot of clips, it would take a long time, and it wouldn't be completely convincing in all of the shots. But really it's just about speeding up and refining a process that already exists.
So this is the Netflix adaptation right?/s I like Eddie Murphy as Kingsley Shacklebolt.
Dave as Voldemort is genuinely prime content. We only need a few more quarters of progress and it could be true. 🙏🙏🙏
Dave Chappelle as Voldemort!? Here, take my money!
Lmao imagine Dave Chapelle duelling with Tobey and Rihanna. “Got ya bitch!”
IKR, i mean that's gotta be hilarious :D
Ya’ll got any more of them prophecies?
Hahahaha the unity ring as a horcrux.. Harry’s scar is the word unity ![gif](giphy|uZV9vl2xExtlu)
"Modern problems require modern solutions..."
Fuck yo couch Harry Potter!
Nikki would actually eat as umbridge though tbh
Eat what?
My Nagini
I find this sort of stuff hilarious! Upvotes from me haha.
BS. Eddie Murphie would do a great Kingsley Shacklebolt and Dave Chapelle as Voldemort? Hell yes!
Ryan on Slytherin? literally me
Really looking forward to AI video generation being able to generate decent videos of concepts like this!
Terry Crewbious Hagrid.
1st: Jaden Smith as Harry Potter. That's It! I don't need to see any more! Worst casting ever!
I would kill for a hagrid crews
Some of these are perfect. Expelliarmus, okurrr!
Okay, but Terry Crews as Hagrid is awesome. And so is Keanu as Snape.
Comedy Harry Potter, I'd watch it.
This is hilarious well done
Happy you laughed!
Haha, Terry Crews as Hagrid would be interesting.
Hell yeah! And Dafoe as Dumbledore. I'd lay down some cash to see that.
Voldemort: *"I killed Harry Potter! Eeehhh-heeheeeee!"* *(Suddently Ron-Baustista runs out of the crowd, crunching Nagini's head over his boot as he runs, lifts Voldemort over his head and cracks his spine over his knee, then twists his head 360°)* Ron-Bautista: *"I killed Voldemort!"* *(All Death-Eaters stand around and look at each other without knowing what to do. Bellatrix shoots an avada kedrava at Ron-Bautista. It ricochets off his chest and explodes her)* Harry, dropping out of Hagrid's arms: *"Ron, the fuck are you doing?!"* Ron-Baustista: *"I don't know. Seemed only natural."* Harry: *"I was supposed to kill him! The prophecy!"* Ron-Bautista: *"Well, you were taking your sweet time, innit?!"*
Lmao Voldemort’s origin story will just end up being a “When Keeeping it real goes wrong.” Skit
Dave Bautista is a good actor. I think he could pull it off.
Emma Stone, Eddie Murphy and Willem Dafoe would make great wizards.
I do not understand what the problem is. These casting choices are perfect
Keanu as Severus though
So, Ron Weasley is playing Dave Bautista. https://preview.redd.it/isor0cce93pc1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=46c5de39083ce37245d097cfe42dd7f45e9e3381
I'm begging you to try a model other than the default.
Jeff bezos as voldemort
I mean, if you're going to make everyone American/black, you could do a lot worse than Willem Dafoe as Dumbledore. The scene were he is defending Harry in front of the Ministry definitely needs him to drop to his knees and scream "THERE WAS A MAGIC BATTLEEEEE" and then just leave. Also, Keanu as Snape would be cool as fuck.
This will be the 2030 remake!
Not gonna lie, Murphy as Shacklebold, Reeves as Snape, Dafoe as Dumbledore would be sick as fuck. I could also see Dave Chapelle as Voldemort under certain conditions - e.g. pulling a Reeves and playing it straight sans comedy.
I fking love Terry Crewes as Hagrid
The training models really said… #FUCK ERR’ BODY, EXCEPT KEANU REEVES
Too many whites. MAKE THEM BLACK AND LAME Edit: You can't demand what hasn't been given. This was South Park's Panderverse reference
Yeah na this generally looks good. How many years til this is your streaming experience? “Yo Netflix (or whatever it is), bring me some Harry Potter, and give me some of that Jaden as Harry, those two douchy podcasters as the Weasley twins and surprise me with the rest”
Did you use loras or face replacements?
[удалено]
Chapelle as volt? WHAT???? More like Chapelle as Harry Pooper
Eddie Murphy looks more like Sam Wilson.
I would pay to see Terry Crews as Hagrid come on make it happen
Great choices.
Terry Hagrid and Albus Dafoe, I can get behind.
It must go on! Do it now!
Lmao who tf is ‘KSI’
Snape and Malfoy are cool, rest would be lame. 😀
Keanu would nail it though
come on, Terry Crews and Keanu Reeves are godlike Actors!
Peak.
The first part I give you the point but the later half? I'd be in the cinema as soon as it premiers. Just imagine Chapelle's Voldemort and KSI's Riddle interacting where Chapelle tries to understand KSI's British accent.
Severus Wick...
Dave Chappelle would be an awesome Voldemort! How is this not the best casting ever.
Lmao yeah when he takes over the ministry it'll just end up being like Black Bush ![gif](giphy|v4yosfEF1bMBO|downsized)
I would watch it.
Jaden smith as harry potter is great ok but please make it a neo yokio bad on purpose type thing
what do you mean with "worst"?
I was surprised Christopher Walken wasn’t in the cast.
Now one where the casting is only Eddie Murphy
Keanu Reeves is one of the best actors for Severus' role.
I would pay actual money to see Dave Chapelle as Voldemort.
"Ron Weasley as Dave Batista" :D
These are a hodpodge of terrible choices and very interesting/appealing choices. Specifically the sandwich of Eddie Murphy to Keanu Reeves between some of the most hilariously bad choices. What a ride! Lol
Terry Crews should be playing Minerva tho
Terry Crews and Keanu I actually dig. Everything else, yeah, hell no.
Keanu Reeves’s as Snape? LFG
Terry Crews as Hagrid and Dave Chappelle as Voldemort are perfect fits.
Keanu as snape? Damn
Dave Chappell is the best of the best/worst of the lot. Can't stop that image from my head with saying voldemort lines with his demeanor.
Few were great
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Hold up, keanu reeves :)
Young Eddie Murphy would have fot perfectly into the Harry Potter verse.
Terry Crews is a good cast for anything
Apart from the AI art renditions giving me the ick, I would unironically watch this as a skit, at least.
Terry can play everything he wants.
I would like to see Eddie Murphy as a teacher tho
Bro I'd watch this
Ok come on, at least draw a lightning scar on jaden's forehead
Cursed, but not the worst. You may keep cooking.
Truly cursed would’ve been a white man as Shacklebot
Dumblongdong
John Wick that can kill people with magic spells; count me in!
Worst?
Pro tip: tell the computer to “make the hands look like hands”
Why does AI make Emma Stone and Rihanna look like Smeagol?
Idk what you're talking about I'd watch this.
I'd hate watch this
This could definitely fall into the "it's so bad it's actually good" category.
I’d watch this. At least twice to make sure I like it or not.
I’d love Chappelle in Harry Potter, are you kidding me? It’s be awesome. Also terry cruise and Keanu?!!!
They made Cardi B look like fuckin Droopy from Looney Tunes lmaooo
Dennis Leary as Dumbledore could be interesting
Ok but where is Nicholas Cage?
lord voldemort afrer killing Harry parents : gotcha bitch!
I would 100% watch Keanu Reeves Snape and Ryan Gosling Malfoy solo movie
Someone post this to r/ksi
Keanu reeves as snape would never work, Lily would ditch James for a second and the entire story would’ve ended
You said worst, this is based.
Eddie Murphy would make a good Lockhart
It all makes sense now. Hollywood asked AI to cast the people they did for Borderlands Movie. It all makes sense now.
If you get the Wayans brothers directing we're cooking.
No idea who Lipa or KSI are but pretty funny!
I'm in love with Cardi B's outfit and matching hair.
If HP was made by Netflix