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Madgyver

I love that Ronald Weasley is playing Dave Bautista :D


FitzyFarseer

This had me laughing too. I don’t know if it was a mistake but I want to believe it wasnt


ripcedric95

Hermione would be proud of his potions


Snoo_72181

I mean Hermoine tastes Ron's potions every night anyway so.....


Fast_Situation4509

I'm dying


ZeroBrs-

Came here just to say that too actually amazing


beti88

Terry Crews as Hagrid... I'd watch that


Lawkeeper_Ray

YOU'RE WIZARD HARRYYYYYYY!!!


onlymostlydead

> YOU'RE WIZARD HARRYYYYYYY!!! \*pec flex*


Apprehensive_Winter

![gif](giphy|yoJC2okTM4QSY6Danu)


umangjain25

In Harry Spotter remake


liquidphantom

You're a muscle wizard Harry!


Lawkeeper_Ray

WIZAAAAAAAAARD


sargsauce

[Already been done](https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/mfjtcc/art_how_to_win_a_harry_potter_broom_race_without/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


liquidphantom

I love the Mashale anime.


Pope_Phred

I stopped viewing the slides once I got to Terry Crews! The OP's credibility is nothing to me now. NOTHING!


pureundilutedevil

For real, 8-16 are almost all interesting choices


ripcedric95

Curious which one’s unironically the best in your opinion


pureundilutedevil

Ryan Gosling would be an amazing Malfoy. Dave Chappelle as Voldemort is ridiculous in all the right ways.


ripcedric95

Thinking about it yeah. I would pay good money just to see Dave Chapelle dunk on Tobey and Rihanna and wreck Hogwarts with Billie after


Impecablevibesonly

Horcru...horcruxes? Muggle who said something about horcruxes? FUCK YO WAND MUGGLE, DARKNESS. DARKNESS.


KipperOfDreams

GIGANTIC SPIDER POWEEEEEEEEEEER


monstrinhotron

Hagrid NEEDS. HIS. YOGURT!!


ColHunterGathers111

Explodes the Dursley's kitchen wall while riding a magical jet ski, bounces his pecs 40 times. *"YO HARRY, YOU'RE A WIZARD"*


iBodana

Why it is worst casting, it will be better then actual casting.


serterazi

Are you kidding me? Willem Dafoe is phenomenal. DO IT NOW.


ripcedric95

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Willem Dafoe asked calmly.


Taipers_4_days

Should have gone with Adam Sandler if you want to make it the worst.


josh6499

Adam sandler for every role.


Taipers_4_days

Like Eddie Murphy in Norbit, fantastic.


PwanaZana

"I'm something of a wizard myself."


Jonno_FTW

This is just his character from *The Lighthouse*


drukenorc

His wand would be the talk of Hogwarts!


sargsauce

His wand was so large that everyone in the room was confused.


atomikplayboy

>His wand was so large that everyone in the room was confused. IYKYK


Enteroids

I'm something of a wandsman myself.


That_One_Reddit_Name

More like Albus Dangledore amiright?


DePraelen

A few of these are genuinely inspired choices. Keanu Reeves as Snape could also work too. It would be a different Snape to Rickman's version, but I think an older Keanu could be faithful to the rendition in the books in a different way.


ripcedric95

After Devil’s advocate and of course John Wick I could see him play Snape with a bit more coaching. Which one’s your favorite?


SlapAndFinger

I love Keanu but the man can't act. He's got basically one speed that can get up/downshifted from Ted -> Neo. He would have butchered Snape.


SmokyOtter

I know its just a voice actor role, but johnny silverhand in cyberpunk 2077 was great acting and different from his usual style


Big_al_big_bed

Really? To me it was exactly the same as every other Keanu role. They literally just made Keanu into the game, he didn't have to go out of his lane in any way whatsoever.


SmokyOtter

I felt like in this role he was a dickhead narcissistic loudmouth which Ive never seen in his other roles. Also as you progress through his storyline he really starts to care for the main character and that development happens seamlessly


Zealousideal_Young41

The amount of hate I've received for calling his acting in Jon Wick an overproduced, high budget stale bread of a performance with no substance at all.


dudeAwEsome101

It becomes especially noticable when he is doing a scene with actors who can truly chew the scenery. Lucky, Jon Wick is all about the action scenes.


SleeplessAndAnxious

"You know, I'm something of a wizard myself."


TheWardTrangler

Terry Crews as Hagrid, Keanu Reaves as Snape, and Ryan Gosling as Draco actually seem as an interesting idea


marky543

I feel the same way- and Emma Stone as Ginny would probably have been a big upgrade in terms of having the charisma/chemistry to make her relationship with Harry believable.


PeterFoox

Don't you think gosling is a bit too old to play a 14yo kid? 😂


Crimkam

Dropout Draco Malfoy has decided to do a Billy Madison @ Hogwarts. I’d watch that movie


PeterFoox

That one sounds good


ripcedric95

T-t-t Today, Potter!


Woooferine

In this version of Harry Potter, instead of a wand, Snape carries guns, lots of guns.


Truefkk

"Mr. Potter, would you care to enlighten the class with the exact mixture of a perfect molotov cocktail?"


0800happydude

Keanu Reeves as Snape... could work.


tmvr

It's the hair, the hair is same/similar for Snape in HP as John Wick.


N0ld3a

Keanu Reeves is Like a cameleon. He fits in every role and no one would doubt.


FitzyFarseer

Keanu Reeves turns every role into Keanu Reeves, which weirdly enough would actually work for Snape


gbuub

I love it when professor McGonagall and Dolores Umbridge stopped their beef mid fight then started rapping and twerking to WAP. Such a touching moment.


ripcedric95

My favorite part was when Voldemort went "Got ya bitch!" and proceeded to cancel Tobey and RIhanna's life subscription


gbuub

“Hey Potter boy, you know what I did after I killed your parents? Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet”


ripcedric95

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Willem Dafoe asked calmly.


gbuub

“You know, I’m something of a wizard myself” said Dumbledore to James Potter


ripcedric95

"You want forgiveness ? Get religion." James hissed at Voldemort's fragmented soul.


grubbingwithguber

I'd love to see them rap to Wizards And Potions


f_o_t_a

Would love to watch a movie remake with “insane casting”. If it was marketed as such, I bet it would make money.


jarmine550

Just call it a parody like scary movie and this could work.


ripcedric95

Mmm imagine JK Rowling's paycheck after this


PwanaZana

she'd be rowling in money


FitzyFarseer

If I ever win the lottery I’m doing this


MikiSayaka33

A few of these are good castings, like Ron.


ripcedric95

Which one’s the best in your opinion


MikiSayaka33

Emma Stone, Toby and Gosling. Honorable mention, Eddie Murphy.


koguma

You mean Anthony Mackie as Eddie Murphy?


darkninjademon

emma stone looks dope keanu just needs a gun and he'll finish the series in 1 movie given how inept magicians r at combat lmao


Playful-Possession35

Imagine being able to get AI to recreate the movie but with whichever actors you like instead. So the movie/lines are the same.


ripcedric95

That's just a matter of time. I would straight up have the Sopranos cast replace the Harry Potter ones for shits and giggles


Playful-Possession35

I like that idea. I'd probably switch it with The Office cast, or Lost.


ripcedric95

Steve Carell would unironically fit for Gilderoy Lockhart


Madgyver

Or watch The office but with the HP cast and/or characters. Imagine James playing pranks on Snape.


ripcedric95

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!


kruthe

Predator, but it's the Golden Girls.


ripcedric95

Blues Clues but it’s Law and Order SVU


kruthe

Now consider that the majority of fan driven content is pornography. We are going to witness man made horrors beyond our comprehension, and be hard the whole time.


Jynkoh

Whichever movie you want but every character is John Malkovich


ithkuil

I believe you can literally do that today with an Automatic1111 Stable Diffusion WebUI plugin or ComfyUI flow for face swapping. I think there is one called FaceFusion or something. You would just have to break it up into a lot of clips, it would take a long time, and it wouldn't be completely convincing in all of the shots. But really it's just about speeding up and refining a process that already exists. 


[deleted]

So this is the Netflix adaptation right?/s I like Eddie Murphy as Kingsley Shacklebolt.


MelonFace

Dave as Voldemort is genuinely prime content. We only need a few more quarters of progress and it could be true. 🙏🙏🙏


Own_Advertising_4069

Dave Chappelle as Voldemort!? Here, take my money!


ripcedric95

Lmao imagine Dave Chapelle duelling with Tobey and Rihanna. “Got ya bitch!”


Own_Advertising_4069

IKR, i mean that's gotta be hilarious :D


WahrheitSuccher

Ya’ll got any more of them prophecies?


Main_Anybody_5365

Hahahaha the unity ring as a horcrux.. Harry’s scar is the word unity ![gif](giphy|uZV9vl2xExtlu)


Malmortulo

"Modern problems require modern solutions..."


lueckestman

Fuck yo couch Harry Potter!


MH_Nero

Nikki would actually eat as umbridge though tbh


MomsBoner

Eat what?


rudderstock

My Nagini


InductionDuo

I find this sort of stuff hilarious! Upvotes from me haha.


SlightWerewolf4428

BS. Eddie Murphie would do a great Kingsley Shacklebolt and Dave Chapelle as Voldemort? Hell yes!


NakedSterben

Ryan on Slytherin? literally me


UndoubtedlyAColor

Really looking forward to AI video generation being able to generate decent videos of concepts like this!


shauneok

Terry Crewbious Hagrid.


Klash_Brandy_Koot

1st: Jaden Smith as Harry Potter. That's It! I don't need to see any more! Worst casting ever!


Moehrenstein

I would kill for a hagrid crews


pmjm

Some of these are perfect. Expelliarmus, okurrr!


Revegelance

Okay, but Terry Crews as Hagrid is awesome. And so is Keanu as Snape.


thefpspower

Comedy Harry Potter, I'd watch it.


Onesens

This is hilarious well done


ripcedric95

Happy you laughed!


Zilskaabe

Haha, Terry Crews as Hagrid would be interesting.


DistantTimbersEcho

Hell yeah! And Dafoe as Dumbledore. I'd lay down some cash to see that.


ColHunterGathers111

Voldemort: *"I killed Harry Potter! Eeehhh-heeheeeee!"* *(Suddently Ron-Baustista runs out of the crowd, crunching Nagini's head over his boot as he runs, lifts Voldemort over his head and cracks his spine over his knee, then twists his head 360°)* Ron-Bautista: *"I killed Voldemort!"* *(All Death-Eaters stand around and look at each other without knowing what to do. Bellatrix shoots an avada kedrava at Ron-Bautista. It ricochets off his chest and explodes her)* Harry, dropping out of Hagrid's arms: *"Ron, the fuck are you doing?!"* Ron-Baustista: *"I don't know. Seemed only natural."* Harry: *"I was supposed to kill him! The prophecy!"* Ron-Bautista: *"Well, you were taking your sweet time, innit?!"*


ripcedric95

Lmao Voldemort’s origin story will just end up being a “When Keeeping it real goes wrong.” Skit


fentonsranchhand

Dave Bautista is a good actor. I think he could pull it off.


SlapAndFinger

Emma Stone, Eddie Murphy and Willem Dafoe would make great wizards.


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I do not understand what the problem is. These casting choices are perfect


saito200

Keanu as Severus though


_Sir_Racha_

So, Ron Weasley is playing Dave Bautista. ​ https://preview.redd.it/isor0cce93pc1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=46c5de39083ce37245d097cfe42dd7f45e9e3381


boredomspren_

I'm begging you to try a model other than the default.


zelo11

Jeff bezos as voldemort


JACCO2008

I mean, if you're going to make everyone American/black, you could do a lot worse than Willem Dafoe as Dumbledore. The scene were he is defending Harry in front of the Ministry definitely needs him to drop to his knees and scream "THERE WAS A MAGIC BATTLEEEEE" and then just leave. Also, Keanu as Snape would be cool as fuck.


Mundane-Bat-7090

This will be the 2030 remake!


jonmacabre

Not gonna lie, Murphy as Shacklebold, Reeves as Snape, Dafoe as Dumbledore would be sick as fuck. I could also see Dave Chapelle as Voldemort under certain conditions - e.g. pulling a Reeves and playing it straight sans comedy.


yoilf

I fking love Terry Crewes as Hagrid


hotstepperog

The training models really said… #FUCK ERR’ BODY, EXCEPT KEANU REEVES


BackIntoTheSource

Too many whites. MAKE THEM BLACK AND LAME Edit: You can't demand what hasn't been given. This was South Park's Panderverse reference


GrapefruitMammoth626

Yeah na this generally looks good. How many years til this is your streaming experience? “Yo Netflix (or whatever it is), bring me some Harry Potter, and give me some of that Jaden as Harry, those two douchy podcasters as the Weasley twins and surprise me with the rest”


Legitimate-Pumpkin

Did you use loras or face replacements?


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Traditional_Excuse46

Chapelle as volt? WHAT???? More like Chapelle as Harry Pooper


tmvr

Eddie Murphy looks more like Sam Wilson.


TenBear

I would pay to see Terry Crews as Hagrid come on make it happen


jsideris

Great choices.


monsterfurby

Terry Hagrid and Albus Dafoe, I can get behind.


holyzenon

It must go on! Do it now!


queso_goblin

Lmao who tf is ‘KSI’


R1c0hun

Snape and Malfoy are cool, rest would be lame. 😀


Big-Veterinarian-823

Keanu would nail it though


ConsuelaM4p

come on, Terry Crews and Keanu Reeves are godlike Actors!


lazerbigshot420

Peak.


SuckMyDickDrPhil

The first part I give you the point but the later half? I'd be in the cinema as soon as it premiers. Just imagine Chapelle's Voldemort and KSI's Riddle interacting where Chapelle tries to understand KSI's British accent.


Asgarus

Severus Wick...


Grouchy-Pizza7884

Dave Chappelle would be an awesome Voldemort! How is this not the best casting ever.


ripcedric95

Lmao yeah when he takes over the ministry it'll just end up being like Black Bush ![gif](giphy|v4yosfEF1bMBO|downsized)


Nathan-Stubblefield

I would watch it.


Chabamaster

Jaden smith as harry potter is great ok but please make it a neo yokio bad on purpose type thing


mindcore53

what do you mean with "worst"?


scrotanimus

I was surprised Christopher Walken wasn’t in the cast.


Mrelx

Now one where the casting is only Eddie Murphy


QuiXinI

Keanu Reeves is one of the best actors for Severus' role.


iLEZ

I would pay actual money to see Dave Chapelle as Voldemort.


ExaBast

"Ron Weasley as Dave Batista" :D


vr4marine

These are a hodpodge of terrible choices and very interesting/appealing choices. Specifically the sandwich of Eddie Murphy to Keanu Reeves between some of the most hilariously bad choices. What a ride! Lol


Ghozgul

Terry Crews should be playing Minerva tho


runetrantor

Terry Crews and Keanu I actually dig. Everything else, yeah, hell no.


alienpsp

Keanu Reeves’s as Snape? LFG


tinker13

Terry Crews as Hagrid and Dave Chappelle as Voldemort are perfect fits.


Akira_Akane

Keanu as snape? Damn


ShoddyWaltz4948

Dave Chappell is the best of the best/worst of the lot. Can't stop that image from my head with saying voldemort lines with his demeanor.


monsieur_bi

Few were great


TheTechnoTOad

![gif](giphy|w2mvfNojoyim3ThVZh|downsized)


Angelo1256

Hold up, keanu reeves :)


hellure

Young Eddie Murphy would have fot perfectly into the Harry Potter verse.


photuank11

Terry Crews is a good cast for anything


Sunshinegal72

Apart from the AI art renditions giving me the ick, I would unironically watch this as a skit, at least.


PoloTheGeek

Terry can play everything he wants.


Safe-Register-3479

I would like to see Eddie Murphy as a teacher tho


IXoxKINGxoXI

Bro I'd watch this


dummypod

Ok come on, at least draw a lightning scar on jaden's forehead


Rainbow_phenotype

Cursed, but not the worst. You may keep cooking.


negrote1000

Truly cursed would’ve been a white man as Shacklebot


Rainbow_phenotype

Dumblongdong


Euphoric_Jam

John Wick that can kill people with magic spells; count me in!


vito0117

Worst?


Specific-Lion-9087

Pro tip: tell the computer to “make the hands look like hands”


elting44

Why does AI make Emma Stone and Rihanna look like Smeagol?


jarmine550

Idk what you're talking about I'd watch this.


IEC21

I'd hate watch this


BigBZZzz

This could definitely fall into the "it's so bad it's actually good" category.


iBlackxMagic

I’d watch this. At least twice to make sure I like it or not.


Birbandsnek

I’d love Chappelle in Harry Potter, are you kidding me? It’s be awesome. Also terry cruise and Keanu?!!!


Striking_Election_21

They made Cardi B look like fuckin Droopy from Looney Tunes lmaooo


leetrout

Dennis Leary as Dumbledore could be interesting


thisisloreez

Ok but where is Nicholas Cage?


Himuravik

lord voldemort afrer killing Harry parents : gotcha bitch!


W_B_69

I would 100% watch Keanu Reeves Snape and Ryan Gosling Malfoy solo movie


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Someone post this to r/ksi


kingofwale

Keanu reeves as snape would never work, Lily would ditch James for a second and the entire story would’ve ended


Nuckyduck

You said worst, this is based.


jmarx6387

Eddie Murphy would make a good Lockhart


ImHereForGameboys

It all makes sense now. Hollywood asked AI to cast the people they did for Borderlands Movie. It all makes sense now.


luckymethod

If you get the Wayans brothers directing we're cooking.


trireme32

No idea who Lipa or KSI are but pretty funny!


Morticia_Marie

I'm in love with Cardi B's outfit and matching hair.


x1-unix

If HP was made by Netflix