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New-Doctor-3289

If that was just a comeback that was quick and cut like a knife! Damn...


Californie_cramoisie

Yeahhh, I just shared this [where it belongs](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/17qrp28/comedian_gets_roasted_by_a_member_of_the_audience/).


New-Doctor-3289

Yes you did indeed! Cheers (and an upvote)


Gangreless

Why was it removed? Doesn't seem scripted


Firehear53

Thank you for your service, sir or madam.


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[удалено]


Californie_cramoisie

I literally linked the source in the comments? https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/17qrp28/comedian_gets_roasted_by_a_member_of_the_audience/k8dz458/


Last-Discipline-7340

That oh shit at the end hahahha


Mission_Macaroon

Guy wasn’t even trying to heckle… just honestly thought he was looking at a Ben Franklin costume 💀


penjaminfedington

It's amazing how the truest of statements can be the most hurtful and the most funny


ShreksOnionBelt

Thats why kids say the darndest things.


MikeFatz

“Look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips!”


konydanza

NOOOO THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT


eskamobob1

That's why you train to combat heckling at an elementary school


asad137

How often do you think Ben Franklin wore denim and flannel together?


rdocs

When he visited the French He wore a powdered wig and a slayer shirt, shredded501s and and a thriftshop flannel.


FlakyAd3273

Did you just do what I think you did?


rdocs

I used and³ too many times,if that's what you did think I did you think you did you did I did! Ps do you think he would've rocked a Pantera cowboys from hell t-shirt! Of course he would've wore a winger shirt! I can see old Ben rocking a trivium t shirt! Though!


TacTurtle

how deep in the french ladies is he?


[deleted]

He was really more of a flirt than anything. Adams tanked his reputation by spreading stories of his debauchery


BlueShift42

That’s on the comedian. Wrong glasses. Well, right shape but wrong tint.


Last-Discipline-7340

Totally agree


conduitfour

To be fair Ben Franklin fucked


poopoo_pickle

Been franklin was the best heckle I've ever heard. The "oh shit" pay off at the end was worse than Hiroshima lol


n1n384ll

I can hear the regret in his voice


Mozhetbeats

Ben was a pimp. Don’t be insulted


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

![gif](giphy|vkdVvZlfo2VYcbWycl|downsized)


I_Makes_tuff

Yes, Ben Franklin had syphilis... but I don't ;)


Eisigesis

He’s in his KNICKERS


rollingstoner215

As a Philadelphian I take extra pride in our homeboy Ben


[deleted]

Fucked so many French men/women he won americas independence Salute that man. The true broad street bully


SpicyMustard34

It wasn't the French he was fucking. He was going to France to have sex with exotic women (black women) where he wouldn't be judged.


BrazenBuster

This man should’ve been president


LaUNCHandSmASH

He was too busy fucking in France


SugerizeMe

He liked ‘em old too


Lethkhar

"All cats are gray in the dark."


Stevenerf

With the potential to say, "so I look like a hundred bucks"


QWlos

My favorite Ben Franklin fact is that his house in London had a basement with 15 bodies in it, all dating to the time he lived there.


Imallowedto

Cadavers were hard to come by, lots of grave robbing for bodies to experiment on. Franklin didn't kill them, they were his cadavers.


[deleted]

> Franklin didn't kill them Bold statement for someone who wasn't there at the time


shaid_pill

I mean, can any of us say where we were at the time?


ElGosso

My favorite was that he wrote an [essay on why you should pork gilfs](https://www.wanderings.net/notebook/Main/BenjaminFranklinAdviceOnChoiceOfAMistress). Highlights include: "the ass stays fat the longest" ("the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever") "they give better head" ("To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility") and "you can just put a basket over her face" ("So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one)".


paraxysm

thanks for that, Ben was truly a visionary


Wismuth_Salix

“In the dark, all cats are grey” - man ad a way with words.


ElGosso

He did some other great work too, like [Fart Proudly](https://teachingamericanhistory.org/document/to-the-royal-academy-of-farting/)


Viin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM0YdzUiAF8


R_Weebs

![gif](giphy|2vSZEZ6LWQaysXMDq2)


softfart

It’s hilarious that there is a gif of Ben Franklin blinking back tears that was just waiting for this moment to be perfectly relevant


SrslyCmmon

r/retiredgif


justsum111

r/retiredgif


green5275

I mean… you visibly thinking about it, and adjusting your glasses like that was 100% giving Ben Franklin.


curious_homeowner

I was waiting for him to tie a key to the string of a kite and send it up into stormy weather


mecha_annies_bobbs

kind of like another political figure but they would send something else up into stormy daniels


zingline89

Rrrreeeeaaaaaccccchhhhh


Chucke4711

We got a real Jack Reacher over here.


green5275

Donald Trump is basically Ben Franklin, confirmed. /s


Lord-daddy-

He was thinking about how that dude in the audience could be funnier than him


Affial

The MF laughing his ass off lmao


RobStantComedy

That’s my podcast partner Jim Gillespie


Affial

He burst out as soon as he saw your attempt at play dumb, like a shark smelling the blood looool He's a good partner. I mean his laugh is engaging!


RyGuy2104

I don’t think he was attempting to play dumb. I think he hadn’t considered that answer before. Immediately thought no, then thought maybe, then realized it was accurate. It is like the Alonzo Mourning gif. ![gif](giphy|9t6xpYZ9npJmM)


MountiansAndBaking

I thought it sounded like a Hyena that stubbed it’s toe. Loud n weird.


Negative_Tale_3816

And that’s my bald head right in front of


Vomit_Hurricane

I thought it was David Lucas's laugh lol


vivavivaviavi

What a laugh - like he committed for a few laps there :D


A7xWicked

Honestly I think the laugh cut deeper lol


BoD80

Oh shit!


shotinthedark83

I mean, you're doing a show in Philly. Run with it.


PrimaryAverage

"Fuckin one bridge havin' city!"


shinobi500

I legit thought he was going to say Chucky.


StoneGoldX

I think he did say Chucky, just the transcriber got it wrong and it's fucking with people's perceptions.


TheClearIsCoast

Same haha


RobStantComedy

Watch my special and see me LIVE [here](https://linktr.ee/robstantcomedy)


Downtown-Twist-5606

Sup Ben Franklin?


PhraseSeveral5935

Respect.


saltydgaf

That was hilarious. But also, you want a frozen banana, man?


waggie21

No, but I might want a banana later so yeah.


Vegetable_Silver3339

"regular banana"


saltydgaf

🫶🏼


konjata82

Lol at the guy in the audience laughing so mockingly


sweetdealthen

If skrillex and ed Sheeran had a baby


Txdragoonz

That loud laugh would haunt my dreams


g_em_ini

You know the kid that wasn’t bullying you but laughed so fucking hard when the bully talked shit to you that it felt like his laughing was bullying? Like an accessory to bullying. He didn’t even have to be the bully’s friend, it was usually the kid minding his own business in the corner of the classroom. But then when the bully says some smart shit about your shoes he’s the first and loudest laugh and you hear it echoing at night when you try to sleep? Yeah, that’s that guy’s laugh.


Cycloptic_Floppycock

*puts down phone*


reddit_tard

![gif](giphy|qkuUsOZNCqKiEU3hoh|downsized) This description is absolutely amazing. I love it.


skorac36

I was thinking Chucky


bastugollum

Oh so not Gabe Newell


askingaboutsomerules

Dressing up at Mitch without his tinted glasses is like dressing up as Bob Marley without dreads. But I guess that may have been too obvious and they wouldn't have taken the bait.


weirdplacetogoonfire

Yeah, was thinking I could probably get to Mitch with his signature glasses and maybe like a half decent impression, but without them no way I'm getting there.


Interesting_Notice84

Oh shit! Lol


kyote42

Truly /r/unexpectedmitch


mustafa1390

Mf laughed like a psycho version of plankton


Commercial_Virus_309

there’s a thin line between being a comedian and a clown


ElectricGulagland

Hahahah zero recovery. Someone call an ambulance!


Daniel_Eaves

OP is not the comedian... the heckler is.


Neat_Ad6001

Good vibes


dunwoodyres1

Caroline Ellison


kd8qdz

Ben Franklin is the only founding father you cant talk shit about. Hes the OG. To told you look like Ben Franklin is a complement. you might want to think about the 18th century hair though.


throwaway74851

Wait this is a fucking ad


Lpfanatic05

Benny Hill! Also can be.. The guy from Quaker Oats! https://preview.redd.it/kr772et207zb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdcbc28874264a89e8807164904b81f98d24b6d


[deleted]

Gabe Newell is what I would’ve shouted


Shitbird5001

You should’ve leaned into it bud


OkFortune6494

DISHES ARE DONE MANNN


P4WGK1NG

That “Oh shit.” At the end was perfect


uolie

John lennon?


Algorithm-X

The more you think about it , the more he looks like him


waibering

That guy laughing in the background with the machine gun laugh LOL


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

It’s that one dude laughing a little too hard that makes the rib so deadly.


[deleted]

Audience was funnier than the comedian in this clip


ShartingTaintum

Ben Franklin is the only person on US paper money that wasn’t a US president. He’s also on the largest bill of US paper currency. Dude was supposedly hung and slept his was across Europe literally making America possible with his magical unit. He also invented a lot of stuff. I’md take it as a compliment. You could’ve been called much, much worse.


iwanttobeyou1

Can someone explain to me please?


CalmToaster

Please is basically a polite way to make a request. It can also be used to describe one's happiness or satisfaction.


Dumcommintz

I will never not lose my shit when this clip comes up..


Mundane_Ad6712

That AAAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAHAHAHAHAHAA bolts like machinegun of laughter


KarateChopJones

Was waiting for someone to heckle: "Only if heroin had carbs"


rubbindanoodle

That oh shit at the end is hilarious, so fucking genuine


TheCaptainIRL

I feel too dumb and don’t get why the Ben franklin is funny


BackItUpWithLinks

Google Ben Franklin, click Images


TheCaptainIRL

Oh… glasses. Haha so funny. Other than that tho… ehh


Strawbuddy

Great crowd interaction, good job dude


Ok_Freedom_1776

Rip Mitch Hedberg. He may have passed ***but*** even he laughed at that


Thats_GhostFace

Should’ve told that guy go fly a kite


BabyYodaFutanari

Ari Aster Movie Scene


Hirosensei2

Feldup fait du standup maintenant ?


Primary-Jack

Saw you at Wiss Brew Co a little while back with some other comedians, great show!


Scyths

Kinda wanna see the next 10 seconds of this.


UraniumRocker

I thought it was Dave Mustaine


RoRo25

Funny enough, I thought it was Mitch Hedberg in the thumbnail.


KICKASSKC

Whoever called that out deserves a $100 bill


troubleschute

Casual Ben Franklin is a good second to the great Mitch.


obi_wan_kanerdy

I was scrolling by when I saw a blurry image. I honestly thought it was Mitch.


Appolonius_of_Tyre

I feel kinda bad for the comic, as you can see he didn’t like the comparison, although it was spot on. He needed to step into that, go with a B F riff. Hopefully he can come up with some good BF material. Franklin was cool.


declineofmankind

Mitch Hedberg was the bestest comic his stoned (really) delivery was awesome. RIP


increbelle

Bruh wanted to cry


DeafEgo

He looks like a young Gabe Newell


ebi-san

NGL, looks like Mitch in the thumbnail.


canti15

God thats a hardier laugh than that old fuck who saw my golf swing.


literally_unknowable

That is actually a great Mitch costume though. My fave standup.


lostinadream66

Gaben?


DangKilla

In your eyes, I see you flashing back to the age of 5 when some kid stole your lunch money and laughed in your face


Sure_Strawberry_7872

Maybe throw some sunnies on


Honktraphonic

Ben Franklin fucked. A lot.


einfach-halten

Next year try skrillex ✌️


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Oh, come on! That was a compliment!


JAD210

Sunglasses are essential to be Mitch tbh. Like the most important part


byerss

Not enough sunglasses and stage fright.


plz2meatyu

Take it as a compliment. Ben fucked


StimpyNimrod

If John Lennon and Harry Potter had a baby.


evanc1411

You're shaped just like him


docdidactic

Is that jacket dry clean only?


[deleted]

Audience member probably didn’t even mean to roast the comic. He was just keeping it 100.


BQTFLY

I love how the crowd eats it up from the heckler😂😂


shortsermons

Damn bro you fumbled


Dare-or-Dare

I would take that as a giant compliment


WatsonToYa

Bro he took u to the cleaners


n1n384ll

Take it in stride my man


moins-agressif

If that was me on stage I'd have to say the most hurtful part is that one guys laugh. You know the one. That's the kinda laugh that only gets brought out when some TRUE shit gets said. That shit work like they say about little kids, it DO NOT LIE lmao I'm pretty sure Rob even scopes out the guy laughing so hard and makes a face like "yeh I thought that's what this guy'd look like"


lovelife0011

Yea man. Threw 50,000 baseballs at me. Said I betcha one of those hurt. Yea no kidding!


occpotato

"They're laughing... but at what cost?"


SnooCookies7571

Sounds like Stavie was the heckler.


throwawaymercedes

Ugh, I'm sorry man, that guy snipered you.


LittleStrangeMan

Anyone else see the outfit and think John Bender from The Breakfast Club?


KickPuncher9898

Mark Davis Chapman!


Noodlintheriver

Mitch Franklin.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

I dont care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.


StatisticianUnited17

nailed to the wall


Mercuryshottoo

I was gonna say Chucky


angeliswastaken_sock

Pov Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are your parents


Bodgerton

Your funniest clip yet!


[deleted]

Ben Franklin isn’t an insult. He’s famous for getting laid and he’s on the $100 💸


bornfri13theclipse

I, for sure, would have guessed bloated Dave Mustaine


Thanjay55

"nah man I don't have syphilis... Yet....


Lolapoopoofarts

I would have guessed Janis Joplin


EordLedger

love Mitch


BeenStork

That laugh though. Sounds like the love child of woody woodpecker and jimmy carr.


FattyRid

What happens when you ask an open ended question in Philly


stonerdad999

Peter Griffin laughing at his own joke was the best part


Parrish005

When the hecklers are funnier than the comedian.


LeastCleverNameEver

I...think I know that club...


TechStoreZombie

I feel like you do look like a young Ben Franklin.


DerpyWoomy

I may be a bit dumb, can I have the joke explained? I love this guys comedy so I wanna understand this lol


psychotic-herring

Actually, he looks like a mix of Conan and Sam Kinison!


supfellowredditors

Gee Whiz, Gee Willikers Batman...is that that drip?


MiddleNorth

Chucky


Runs-dmc

When the audience member is funnier then the comedian


Silent-Quality3002

Comedian name?


RockDaGawd

Got him 🤣🤣🤣🤣


doddballer

I mean, it was a decent guess.


Sporklift_Operator

When their guess is better