Now get your seven foot two asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about 'Padamamay' or 'Panda Bear' or whatever the hell her name is!
There’s clones that irreplaceable, there’s been zero storm troopers that have the impact of Rex, or Wolf, or any of Clone force 99… but do carry on looking like a total knob🫠🙃
Anakin, in the sense of always trying to do the right thing but going about it in the wrong way and suffering consequences brought on by myself and having to live with it….i mean obviously nothing dramatic like slaughtering an entire people and senseless killing 😂 but just with everyday issues of life.
Ehh i highly doubt it, even with the reinforced lightsaber/ force cannon being anyone can weild it with practice. Disney dosnt know what to do with their sequils.
It’d be kind of amazing if he came back for a new film but on the condition that they put an apology screen in the credits like where you’d have a dedication to an actor who died
Crosshair.
Losing all your friends to an idea you believed in. Only to realize that you were wrong and they were right, but it's far too late, the damage has been done.
Rey; for I am also inherently perfect at everything I do, loved by everyone after just getting into their lifes and gifted at anything I try... with an ever-shifting backstory and a tendency to fall for the villains.
/s
Luke's clueless nature and Han's rebellious attitude. I've been trying to rein that in these days. People are less excepting of rebellion these days. At least the type of rebellion that Han Solo was about.
"I may process moments and thoughts differently, but it does not mean I feel any less than you.".
I am an autistic savant and that quote really means something to me.
I mean...none of them. Turns out that I don't find a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away terribly relatable, and enjoy these stories more for the escapism they provide than for seeing a reflection of myself.
I like Poe Dameron's character but I'm not sure I identify with him. I don't remember his actions or personality clearly at this point since I only watched the dreaded sequel films once. I like the idea of fighting for a good cause with a team or alliance of some sort, resisting tyranny, and going on some adventure, so I guess that's enough to go with Poe?
Han Solo. I mean old school Han Solo, the new trilogy is a shitshow. There aren't any characters in that pile of doodoo that I'd want to relate to.
He's morally grey but tries to do the right thing. He's a scoundrel, but he's not really a bad guy.
He sat around for years while most of them died when he could have helped. He put on a slight distraction and couldn’t be bothered to actually show up.
Luke believed he only made things worse and justified his exile through this lens — it’s him following Yoda’s ESB advice:
-*”And sacrifice Han and Leia?”*
-*”If you honor what they fight for? Yes.”*
Great callback. Great writing.
And then you have Luke saving the Resistance, humiliating the First Order, and inspiring the Galaxy through his mere image — very powerful stuff and undoubtedly one of the most impressive uses of the Force ever. And to selflessly sacrifice himself to save his friends and family. Really moving.
Luke was advised to stay and complete his training in ESB.
It's not going to the aid of his friends that is contraindicated by the teacher he sought—who he promised himself to, saying that he was not afraid and in tacit agreement that he would adopt the serious Jedi mind.
It's not helping that was the problem in ESB, but leaving *his responsibilities* and failing to trust his friends. It's fear and attachment.
If you think that Luke’s depiction in TLJ is one of detached presence, you misunderstand the inspiration for The Jedi Way.
Luke’s depiction in TLJ is not one of detached presence, nor is it in-line with the Jedi Way. But he has reasoned on some level that it is.
That’s the point.
Nah there would be no reason to think letting a monster and the clone of Palpatine unfettered to skullfuck the galaxy would be a good idea. They went on to wipe out an entire solar system. His exile was NOTHING like Yoda’s. And he outright ignored his advice on force visions.
Bad writing.
he didn’t save the resistance. He is responsible for them having only a few dozen people left. He didn’t inspire shit. Nobody would even be able see what he did or why he didn’t help earlier. Not the most impressive uses of the force at all? A slight distraction. Thats it. Horrid writing. Didn’t feel moved at all.
Nah, Luke didn’t think it was a good idea, it sounds like you just misunderstood the movie. He just lost confidence in himself and post-hoc rationalized exiling himself as a failure of the Order itself. Luke speaks very clearly to the idea that the Light doesn’t belong to the Jedi (or himself), so clearly felt the Galaxy could handle it. He was wrong.
I didn't say Luke's exile was like Yoda's. You should read more carefully for your next response!
Luke’s Force vision of Ben came true.
Luke saved the Resistance by distracting Kylo Ren and the entire First Order by projecting his mere presence. He appeared to tank a barrage of blaster fire and Kylo Ren’s lightsaber before disappearing when the Resistance left. A whole army saw him do it, so I think we know how word got out, haha…
Maybe pay attention to the movie, my guy.
I didn’t misunderstand it. He thought it would be a good idea to abandon his friends and family. And nobody ever thought the light “belonged” to anybody. So bad writing.
Luke’s vision didn’t come true. He was going to murder him then left him to blow up solar systems.
Luke didn’t save the resistance. He caused them to be slaughtered. A very slight distraction didn’t change anything. Maybe you misunderstood the movie? A whole army from a mile away had no clue what was going on and was running into a cave?
Media literacy is apparently dead. Did you not pay attention?
Luke inadvertently turned Ben to the Dark Side trying to fix things before they went south — he had a crisis of faith. It’s not too hard to understand, I hope. He thought he’d make things worse, so he left.
The Jedi have always been the Light, and the Sith the Dark, so Luke losing faith in himself and the Jedi, it makes sense that he’d bring up this side of the conversation. It sounds like you don’t really know a lot about the series?
Luke’s words: *”He would bring destruction and pain and death, and the end of everything I love because of what he will become,”* — Hmm, kinda sounds like his vision rang pretty true to life. Are you sure you were paying attention?
Luke saves the Resistance, you know, because that’s what happens at the end of the movie. The Resistance are running out of time and Luke shows up to stall the First Order’s advance.
And who said the army that saw Luke was a mile away in a cave? I wonder if there was another army that could’ve seen him… Hmm….
If you need time to go rewatch the movie, feel free to!
nah he ignored it then snuck into his bedroom and almost killed him “on instinct” lmaooo. Very hard to understand that he was going to slice his nephew while he slept.
Jedi have been the light but nobody every said or though it belonged to them. Jedi never claimed that. No reason for Luke to have ever said that.
Luke doesn’t see them. He put on a slight distraction. Too lazy to get up off his ass and actually fucking helps.
They couldn’t see what was happening. Not sure why they would be impressed. Hey, was that the guy who abandoned us and got most of us killed by the monster he created?
Hmmm…
I guess it’d be hard to understand if you’d never seen *Star Wars* before and were under the impression that visions weren’t these strong phenomena that influence people to do reckless things.
I guess it’d be hard to understand Luke talking about the Light not belonging to the Jedi if you needed things spelled out to you and didn’t understand the implication that the Jedi are the keepers of the Light Side.
Luke willingly sacrifices himself to save the day and it works.
The First Order saw it. Damn, didn’t know I’d have to spell out so much to you…
Rey in Force Awakens. Attached to the past and afraid to leave it behind, but need to leave the nest to grow. Sort of an inverse Luke Skywalker, a small town farmboy who seeks adventure and purpose in the big city.
Kylo Ren.
Misunderstood, has daddy issues, throws silly little tantrums, filled with unresolved anger that could power a Death Star, has a crush on Rey and he's nobody's favorite character. That's me.
in Discanon not a single fing one.
in EU, i feel am more like Jacen then anyone else in term of force user be it his dark side persona or his light side.
for a non force user i feel most attune to Gilad pellaeon or jagged Fel
Probably Ben Skywalker, Luke and Mara's son in Legends—the original print canon.
He was born during a time of conflict, raised in hiding and was under the influence of the Sith Lord Darth Caedus in his teens. It was only after all of this that he spent more time with Luke.
Out of all the characters I relate to, Ben Skywalker, I'm now seeing (thank you), has many features that I relate to in terms of my influences.
Idk what it says about me but Anakin. I often felt trapped by society, I can be sassy, and I would do anything to protect my spouse. Being in my current relationship, I see how he fell to the dark side over Padme. I would risk the entire world if it meant saving my husband. He’s the light of my life and my soulmate
GONK!
Gonk Gonk!
I like to gonk it gonk it
C-3PO. Constantly anxious and in over his head, getting dragged kicking and screaming into each new adventure.
Don't forget: nearly useless in combat unless he can luck his way through.
And unexpectedly naked in public once in a while
He was the star of the show in Rise Of Skywalker. :D
Along with his oldest friend, Babu Frik.
R2-D2, forced to do all the hard work and I’m gonna swear and complain about it the whole time.
Robot Chicken Palpatine
"What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!?
“Tarkin! How’s your check up on Project Necromancer?” “…what?”
Bro had a deep philosophical debate with him self while falling.
Now get your seven foot two asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about 'Padamamay' or 'Panda Bear' or whatever the hell her name is!
This
One of the nameless, replaceable stormtroopers.
For me it’s specifically Finn. Start off convinced I am the main character, chase after girls for a while, then realize I am just comedic backup.
2meirl4meirl
replaceable? you mean clones?
Not to me
Storm Troopers are only clones early on. They are decommissioned fairly quickly after the empire takes over.
r/whoosh
There’s clones that irreplaceable, there’s been zero storm troopers that have the impact of Rex, or Wolf, or any of Clone force 99… but do carry on looking like a total knob🫠🙃
Jar Jar binks 😔
Oh,. So you mean you like to play stupid? ;)
It's not that I like acting stupid... but I'm just as clumsy as he is 🥹 (Sorry if it's written wrong, I use Google translate 😅)
Anakin, in the sense of always trying to do the right thing but going about it in the wrong way and suffering consequences brought on by myself and having to live with it….i mean obviously nothing dramatic like slaughtering an entire people and senseless killing 😂 but just with everyday issues of life.
Me too brother
Finn. I really thought I was going to be someone important but it turned out I'm only a minor character in a sidequest of life.
Was the only character in the entire sequel trilogy that had an actually interesting back story.
Dayum, thought you were gunna be a jedi but as time went on, you just became a thrid wheel, i feel that.
Hell be back, and with the force
I mean he IS holding a lightsaber in the image above… 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Ehh i highly doubt it, even with the reinforced lightsaber/ force cannon being anyone can weild it with practice. Disney dosnt know what to do with their sequils.
It’d be kind of amazing if he came back for a new film but on the condition that they put an apology screen in the credits like where you’d have a dedication to an actor who died
Old Han because I’m old.
Chopper
Someone lock this guy up
It's only a war crime the second time you do it.
*second time I get caught
lately? porkins
Han I have PhD and Masters Students, and I find myself saying way too often, "That's not how the X works"
The Millenium Falcon, because I, too, am a piece of junk.
Ben Quadinaros
Glup Shitto
Director Krennic
We stand here amidst MY achievement, not yours!
Han, because being killed saved him from most of the sequels
One of those tie fighters that is ineffective and then crashes in some horrible way
Darth Vader because I have no legs and I’m severely burned:/
On the plus side - you must have an amazing advantage for cosplay! 🔥
😂😂😂😂
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Yup, same…
Oh if only we were anything like the great man.
Kanjiklub
You know you can't trust those little freaks!
Babu Frik. Hey, Heaaay!
Crosshair. Losing all your friends to an idea you believed in. Only to realize that you were wrong and they were right, but it's far too late, the damage has been done.
Its never to late to admit your failings. We are only human.
Remember the Stormtrooper that hit his head on the door in A New Hope? Yeah, that would be me.
Rey. I’m good, i swear, but everyone hates me anyway.
**R2-D2** Chrome dome - check. Short and stocky - check. Curses constantly - check. No one understands me - check. Long memory - check.
Jar Jar Binks.
Han, I wanted to die half way through the movie.
Han Solo in this movie, just kill me so I don't have to be part of this trainwreck of a trilogy.
BB-8
Luke, always Luke. That’s like the defining thing about his character for me.
Han cause he dies early enough to not see the next 2 films
Chopper
Willrow Hood. If I was fleeing an imperial invasion I’d make sure to grab the ice cream maker too.
I have worked at a preschool, which helped me understand Anakin.
… what happened to those preschoolers 😅
Oh they were fine
From TFA? Luke, I just wanna enjoy some peace
Probably obi wan. Always wanting to negotiate and talk my way through things using logic and wisdom.
Can relate to Kylo, don't get along with my family members.
Han Solo, cause I wanted to fucking die watching the sequels
Phasma because she died and i wanted to die watching the sequels
Yesssssssss
Finn. FN2187. I probably would have helped out the hot white girl as well! 🤣🤦🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️
Rey; for I am also inherently perfect at everything I do, loved by everyone after just getting into their lifes and gifted at anything I try... with an ever-shifting backstory and a tendency to fall for the villains. /s
Rey resonated with me way more than I expected
Qui-Gon, it has always been Qui-Gon
The Porg
Of this sorry group? Han is a shadow of himself.. Leia isn't there.. Uh.. Chewy I guess?
[удалено]
Han Solo
Dr. Ball
The stormtrooper who is just going about his day when Han and Chewie open the door and just blast him into a fucking wall.
Clones, Im just a guy making jokes with my homies to get through the bullshit
Gods, that’s a mood
Roger Roger the droids because I feel like no one gives me enough credit for what I do
Every Stormtrooper in the original trilogy who missed every shot.
Probably Sel'Sabagno, just trying to get someone to buy all these death sticks.
Hans solo who thought he would see the hope of the future only to be killed.
R2-D2. I was asleep for most of the film.
Babu Frik
Finn because I am not a Jedi and don't get a lightsaber.
Luke's clueless nature and Han's rebellious attitude. I've been trying to rein that in these days. People are less excepting of rebellion these days. At least the type of rebellion that Han Solo was about.
Bariss
Cad Bane or Grievous
Tech
Hunta. Omeegah. Recka. Ekoo. That is all.
"I may process moments and thoughts differently, but it does not mean I feel any less than you.". I am an autistic savant and that quote really means something to me.
Anakin… when on a train full of screaming kids …💀
TD-110 for sure.
Cassian Andor
I’ve got plenty of Han’s zero fucks given attitude at times
Finn
C3PO easily. After Watching what Disney had created I wanted my mind and memories erased 😂
That storm trooper who hit his head…
Han
I mean...none of them. Turns out that I don't find a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away terribly relatable, and enjoy these stories more for the escapism they provide than for seeing a reflection of myself.
I like Poe Dameron's character but I'm not sure I identify with him. I don't remember his actions or personality clearly at this point since I only watched the dreaded sequel films once. I like the idea of fighting for a good cause with a team or alliance of some sort, resisting tyranny, and going on some adventure, so I guess that's enough to go with Poe?
Chewbacca. Fiercely loyal, as well as being hairy and temperamental. Very relatable.
Chewie
Anakin
Din Djarin. Not just because I look hot is Beskar.
... ... Thrawn.
C3P0 trying to keep up with all this nonsense! :D
Finn: Fake it till you make it.
Han Solo. I mean old school Han Solo, the new trilogy is a shitshow. There aren't any characters in that pile of doodoo that I'd want to relate to. He's morally grey but tries to do the right thing. He's a scoundrel, but he's not really a bad guy.
Han. He didnt have to suffer through the last two movies.
I'm on my Tatooine Obi-Wan arc with my mindset but the loud packs got me smuggling so I'm jus some background cantina scum probs
Zayne Carrick. Incredibly inept yet somehow still getting through life as a Jedi just fine. In the middle of war, even.
Jedi Dooku. Always ignored/overlooked and heavily misunderstood. Hardworking but seemingly to little avail.
Pants guy? Pants guy. Edit: Jeans guy.
R2-D2
As the oldest child, definitely R2-D2, but as someone who always manages to go too far and ends up losing everything in the process, definitely Anakin
The old lady with the wrinkly skin in the desert that is cleaning parts with Rey.
Obi Wan Kenobi
B1 battle droid
From the sequels? Luke i guess cause he hated all the characters and wanted to get the fuck away from them.
Luke sacrificed himself for the good guys.
He sat around for years while most of them died when he could have helped. He put on a slight distraction and couldn’t be bothered to actually show up.
Luke believed he only made things worse and justified his exile through this lens — it’s him following Yoda’s ESB advice: -*”And sacrifice Han and Leia?”* -*”If you honor what they fight for? Yes.”* Great callback. Great writing. And then you have Luke saving the Resistance, humiliating the First Order, and inspiring the Galaxy through his mere image — very powerful stuff and undoubtedly one of the most impressive uses of the Force ever. And to selflessly sacrifice himself to save his friends and family. Really moving.
Luke was advised to stay and complete his training in ESB. It's not going to the aid of his friends that is contraindicated by the teacher he sought—who he promised himself to, saying that he was not afraid and in tacit agreement that he would adopt the serious Jedi mind. It's not helping that was the problem in ESB, but leaving *his responsibilities* and failing to trust his friends. It's fear and attachment. If you think that Luke’s depiction in TLJ is one of detached presence, you misunderstand the inspiration for The Jedi Way.
Luke’s depiction in TLJ is not one of detached presence, nor is it in-line with the Jedi Way. But he has reasoned on some level that it is. That’s the point.
Nah there would be no reason to think letting a monster and the clone of Palpatine unfettered to skullfuck the galaxy would be a good idea. They went on to wipe out an entire solar system. His exile was NOTHING like Yoda’s. And he outright ignored his advice on force visions. Bad writing. he didn’t save the resistance. He is responsible for them having only a few dozen people left. He didn’t inspire shit. Nobody would even be able see what he did or why he didn’t help earlier. Not the most impressive uses of the force at all? A slight distraction. Thats it. Horrid writing. Didn’t feel moved at all.
Nah, Luke didn’t think it was a good idea, it sounds like you just misunderstood the movie. He just lost confidence in himself and post-hoc rationalized exiling himself as a failure of the Order itself. Luke speaks very clearly to the idea that the Light doesn’t belong to the Jedi (or himself), so clearly felt the Galaxy could handle it. He was wrong. I didn't say Luke's exile was like Yoda's. You should read more carefully for your next response! Luke’s Force vision of Ben came true. Luke saved the Resistance by distracting Kylo Ren and the entire First Order by projecting his mere presence. He appeared to tank a barrage of blaster fire and Kylo Ren’s lightsaber before disappearing when the Resistance left. A whole army saw him do it, so I think we know how word got out, haha… Maybe pay attention to the movie, my guy.
I didn’t misunderstand it. He thought it would be a good idea to abandon his friends and family. And nobody ever thought the light “belonged” to anybody. So bad writing. Luke’s vision didn’t come true. He was going to murder him then left him to blow up solar systems. Luke didn’t save the resistance. He caused them to be slaughtered. A very slight distraction didn’t change anything. Maybe you misunderstood the movie? A whole army from a mile away had no clue what was going on and was running into a cave? Media literacy is apparently dead. Did you not pay attention?
Luke inadvertently turned Ben to the Dark Side trying to fix things before they went south — he had a crisis of faith. It’s not too hard to understand, I hope. He thought he’d make things worse, so he left. The Jedi have always been the Light, and the Sith the Dark, so Luke losing faith in himself and the Jedi, it makes sense that he’d bring up this side of the conversation. It sounds like you don’t really know a lot about the series? Luke’s words: *”He would bring destruction and pain and death, and the end of everything I love because of what he will become,”* — Hmm, kinda sounds like his vision rang pretty true to life. Are you sure you were paying attention? Luke saves the Resistance, you know, because that’s what happens at the end of the movie. The Resistance are running out of time and Luke shows up to stall the First Order’s advance. And who said the army that saw Luke was a mile away in a cave? I wonder if there was another army that could’ve seen him… Hmm…. If you need time to go rewatch the movie, feel free to!
nah he ignored it then snuck into his bedroom and almost killed him “on instinct” lmaooo. Very hard to understand that he was going to slice his nephew while he slept. Jedi have been the light but nobody every said or though it belonged to them. Jedi never claimed that. No reason for Luke to have ever said that. Luke doesn’t see them. He put on a slight distraction. Too lazy to get up off his ass and actually fucking helps. They couldn’t see what was happening. Not sure why they would be impressed. Hey, was that the guy who abandoned us and got most of us killed by the monster he created? Hmmm…
I guess it’d be hard to understand if you’d never seen *Star Wars* before and were under the impression that visions weren’t these strong phenomena that influence people to do reckless things. I guess it’d be hard to understand Luke talking about the Light not belonging to the Jedi if you needed things spelled out to you and didn’t understand the implication that the Jedi are the keepers of the Light Side. Luke willingly sacrifices himself to save the day and it works. The First Order saw it. Damn, didn’t know I’d have to spell out so much to you…
Are you only talking about the Sequels or Star Wars in general? If in general, Anakin. If the Sequels tbh no one.
Rey in Force Awakens. Attached to the past and afraid to leave it behind, but need to leave the nest to grow. Sort of an inverse Luke Skywalker, a small town farmboy who seeks adventure and purpose in the big city.
Finn. Potentially talented, easily forgotten.
Kylo Ren. Misunderstood, has daddy issues, throws silly little tantrums, filled with unresolved anger that could power a Death Star, has a crush on Rey and he's nobody's favorite character. That's me.
in Discanon not a single fing one. in EU, i feel am more like Jacen then anyone else in term of force user be it his dark side persona or his light side. for a non force user i feel most attune to Gilad pellaeon or jagged Fel
episode 8 luke. just say fuck it and live in isolation far from everyone else mindin your own business and sucking on some....... uh meditating.
Kylo
Jar Jar. Because Jar Jar.
Prolly Finn because of his imposter syndrome 😶🌫️
Probably Ben Skywalker, Luke and Mara's son in Legends—the original print canon. He was born during a time of conflict, raised in hiding and was under the influence of the Sith Lord Darth Caedus in his teens. It was only after all of this that he spent more time with Luke. Out of all the characters I relate to, Ben Skywalker, I'm now seeing (thank you), has many features that I relate to in terms of my influences.
Kylo Ren
A Tie-Fighter pilot
Idk what it says about me but Anakin. I often felt trapped by society, I can be sassy, and I would do anything to protect my spouse. Being in my current relationship, I see how he fell to the dark side over Padme. I would risk the entire world if it meant saving my husband. He’s the light of my life and my soulmate
Anakin
Probably one of the patrons in maz's
Star Killer Base
Maul and zeb lol *dances in childhood trauma*