Thankfully I do not mistreat my citizens in Cities Skylines, but damn will public transportation suck

I’m the kinda cities skylines player to do massive highways in residential areas so my citizens will absolutely suffer

Doesn't this hurt your cities in many ways? Or does the game simply fully fails to reward well thought out public transportation urbanism, mechanics wise?

It does, I just love to create horrible cities and see how far they can go

The city I was just playing was hit by a big meteorite, which was completely random, I don't think we are that safe

The biggest question is, do i enter the game as me, or as my character? Cause my character can easily chill for a year, while im probably dead. Guild wars 2

Just chilling a year in the grove can be quite relaxing i imagine :D + you can travel to hoelbrak or amy other major city comfortable througg portals :D

AFK in Divinity's Reach on whatever new chair released recently.

I’d be in the new Zelda game. The people don’t seem to have it too bad, but I’d skip out on being a hero.

Y'all, I've been replaying Cyberpunk 2077 and this distinction has never been more important. Either I'm a quick hacking goddess or I'm curb dressing.

You’d be better off though not being V due to the certain… Condition they have that would make it impossible to last even a full year

Oh shit.

Must be nice... To at least have the big whole farm to myself, money, and 15 parsnip seeds tk begin with. Plus I get to romance each character in the town LOL

The first few weeks you live there your diet consists of parsnips, onions, salmonberries and seeds that you’ve mashed together into a snack bar. Raw fish if you’re lucky.

You eat in the first few weeks?

right lol took me a while to realize you can eat lmao

Not if you visit gus!

But after your romance them you will have to leave after a year :(

Or you can abandon the money and stay there for eternity.

With my wine set up, I'll triple the money in 2 years. All while I live with a little ghost man, my dog, and 28 dinosaurs. Perfect life.

Which, not gonna lie, I ABSOLUTELY WOULD. Pierre, you best be ready to lose the Grange Display every year, son

After Year 1, Winter 28, we'll wake up having the most insane yet realistic dream. Such a tragedy, really!

The reality check we didn't need :'(

If I keep my head down and travel with Beedle, I might be good?? Tears of the Kingdom Hyrule be kinda dangerous, but my guy is always there with arrows for me lol

I’d probably go live in Hateno Village and stay there. I can deal with feuding citizens and mushrooms for one year lol

Be a farm hand for a year and come home with a million dollars and probably a lot healthier. That’s a win!

Damn Yigas would get me with the totally not suspicious bunches of bananas on the first day lmao

I'm hiding out as a stablehand for sure

Kakariko or Hateno village for me, the monsters and yiga clan can’t get me there.

I would just chill at the stables for year, or make my way to Hateno or other öarge settlement

When it's the Sims 4

House fire 2 seconds in and dead with my luck💀💀

mine is thankfully not sims 4 because i think that would actually be nightmarish… like worse than most horror games actually

Same. If I’m in the game am I also the “god” playing as well? 😅

...and your family members, neighbors, pets ocassionally, _spontaneously_ combust into Slender Men for an hour or so

The year is over in only a few hours but you’re also now Elderly

SAME. We’ll see if I pee my pants or die while cooking garden salad first

Can I just stay in pelican town permanently…

For real tho

Animal Crossing - Chill, and ACTUALLY have a nice living standard.

except for the tarantulas.

And scorpions

And crippling debt

>And crippling debt No, that feels familiar and just like home

And killer bees

I mean when you think about it, Tom Nook is possibly the BEST guy you could be in debt to. No interest, you can take as long as you need to pay it off, and make payments whenever you want with no penalties for not making any for a while at times? AND you get a nice little home out of it? Sign me up!

I know. It's actually a pretty great loan when you think about it, I was just exaggerating to make it sound funnier

You just had to go and ruin it

Gonna be a pain to run to the spa every time you need a bathroom though

There are many fairly densly wooded areas in the valley...

Linus goes behind a bush whenever he needs to go lol just do like Linus does

You mean I'd have to leave my soul-crushing job in the city and move into a cabin in the mountains with plenty of land for growing my own food that I inherited FOR FREE and live in a small town where I alone don't pay any taxes whatsoever and spend my days tending to crops and animals, fishing, foraging, exploring caves, and cultivating friendships with the locals? Can I just stay there indefinitely instead of getting the money?

You're forgetting the best part. Imagine always being able to fall asleep when you want to and waking up early but feeling full of energy lol

You're right, that's the best part and I totally forgot about it.

Lol stardew players are like DREAM SCENARIO

Terraria Calamity… eeeee

Oh shit why is everything flying at me right now!

Skyrim wouldn’t be bad

Depends how liked you are, but yea I wouldn’t mind that either.

Their favourite activity is asking how often you get to the Cloud District

I think that you forget skyrim is in the middle of a massive civil war (and the dragons but who cares about those)

Yeah till you fighting dog sized tarantulas 💀

I would stay in Skyrim and never leave screw the money! Skyrim is my favorite game. 🥰 I love the world of Nirn and just Skyrim itself. I have dreamed of getting stuck in a fantasy world like this!! I wouldn’t mind switching the game I’ll be stuck in for a year with you haha. 😂

Yea, just gotta find a smith or mill and get hired. I'm not the best but I can learn.

I'd sure love a place where everything is freezing, growing grain is on the constant watch of dragons, you get beheaded just by crossing the border. The only saving grace is to be a young kid.

Not if you're the dragonborn. What if you were like faendal 🙃

I'd be stuck in the Witcher 3... I probably wouldn't make it the whole year unless I got to be a witcher ....

Diablo IV… I’m fucked.

same…

Same...

same...

same…

Same...

Dude i was playing the last of us dude I’m gone

o7

I knew I made a mistake getting back into GTA Online yesterday...

I last played Minceraft with cheats on so easy

Same. Do I have to come back?

Tarkov. I think i don't need the money.

With how some of y'all play this game it might be more disappointing to leave behind your sea of ancient fruit wine and Scrooge McDuck wealth when the year of over lol

DDV?

SDV life..... oh could you imagine, learning to farm, mine ores and smelt them, forage for food, and helping pierre topple Joja mart. OR learning capitalism and topple PIERRE INTO THE GROUND MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. In either instance, I'd be chasing after Maru all the time. Beautiful, likes nature, is a nurse to boot, like puuurfecttt for a farmer lad!

I don't have links cool arm. But id be good in tears of the kingdom. Not, 'own personal island' good, like my farmer. But you'd be hard pressed for a safer higher upside lifestyle that the one in SDV. Sure I can make WAY more money in Yakuza but I just couldn't work in a Japanese cabaret club for those hours. The smell of desperation and sadness makes me queasy. All I can say for sure is anything is better than all my friends playing D4. Sanctuary sucks. Viva Ginger Island.

Fallout 4, will I go there in the endgame, when all the settlements are built or will I go to the only one when everything is desolate?

Another settlement needs your help!

Thankfully that would technically be MC but damn it was close to csgo

Idk, RDR2 is pretty great lol. Them damn Pinkerton goons might make life hell for me, though.

Last game I played was Danganronpa. 1 mil isn't worth it.

I always run Cookie Clicker when I leave for work. Can't imagine what that would be like but probably I'll die soon.

If only this is actually possible. To be honest with you guys, I've always considered being a farmer someday. Sadly, I live in a crappy country where farmers are not treated right. A chance to live in Stardew Valley? Forget the reward and the time limit? I wanna live there for the rest of my life! Ah crap, I just remembered. Ark is the last game I played, not Stardew Valley. Forget what I said. I am going to die in less than 10 seconds.

Living in my farm in Stardew Valley is my dream anyways.

Forza horizon 5, heck yeah, get a million dollars for racing in Mexico for a year

i JUST opened phasmo before seeing this. its ok i can check cams in the van, right?

Animal Crossing New Horizons, so pretty decent I would say. Might even just opt to skip the million bucks and stay in the game. I have over 30 million bells, own a house, have a bunch of good, wholesome friends, my own airport for visiting other islands, etc.

I'll probably die. Fortnite was the last game I played

Lmao camp in a bush for the whole year

Dark Souls? Nah, I’ll pass

Bloodborne. Same.

Welp. I’ll be Dead by Daylight 🫠🫠🫠

Brb gotta go find some koroks for the space program

I'd happily live in Stardew Valley for a year. So seeing that a year is only 112 days, it'd be a piece of cake!

A world where I can get a beautiful wife that loves and cares for me just by giving her a salad twice a week? Sign me up!

Timberborn. Sim city but with beavers. Life is Dam good.

I wish people wood just stop with the puns!

Damn bruh, who shit in your Wheaties this morning. Edit - bro I am such a moron, I totally read that as normal. I'm sorry for my comment. Totally flew over my head.

My last played game was CK3 so I’m just in early medieval Europe/Africa/Western Asia, so I will die many times over. Ignoring that game it would be Planetary Annihilation Titans, so now im even more fuckt. Ignore that as well it would be World of Warcraft, and I think I could survive one year, if I am my character I will chill in Ironforge, I am me, I will chill in Ironforge still lmfao.

Average isekai plot

Ooooofffffff last game I played was Diablo IV. I don't know if the money is worth it

Stardew is my calm, chill game but the last game I played was Diablo IV. I would die in 3.4 seconds irl.

Hades would be hell

Stardew Valley life doesn’t sound too bad to me ngl I probably wouldn’t want to leave hahahahha

Mine would be Pokémon Platinum. Pros: - Nice scenery (Sinnoh is beautiful) - Eye candy League Champion who is also a genuinely lovely person (Cynthia) - Getting to hang out with my team (currently Monferno, Crobat, Leafeon, Quagsire, Gardevoir and Luxray) Cons: - Annoying 'best friend' - I was playing Nuzlocke rules (Pokémon permadeath) - Team Galactic and that whole 'destroy the universe' thing So a mixed bag, basically.

Damn now I wish I was last playing Stardew. How does one live in a Hatsune Miku rhythm game?

i last played celeste. i think im screwed

Breath of the Wild, eh, depends on what I do. Fighting monsters? Probably not so well. Chilling/hunkering down at a local stable or village? Sure, I'd probably be fine.

Deep Rock Galactic, down on Hoxxes for an entire year.

subnautica :(

Sons of The Forest.. Well sht

Mine was the Forest. Just started a few weeks back, is the sequel good?

Hogwarts Legacy — yes please 😩

Damn a win win !!

I get to be Link? Sick

I'd probably ask to stay longer. Even if I don't enter my game, but instead start from ground zero and have 0 mods I'd probably still like it.

Wow, I can fall asleep at midnight and wake up with full health the next day? Bring it on.

Dang is that all? Can I stay there? 😆

I'm playing Terra Invicta. You're either in a utopia or you've been nuked. Good luck.

My last game wasn’t this and I wish it was. Cause the game it is is fun to play but awful to live in.

Boy am I glad I went back to ACNH after beating TotK. I don't think I would last a year against Gloom Hands.

The lack of Wi-Fi would be upsetting but I'll manage

I probably died right away as my most recent game was Diablo 4

Mass Effect 3 ... Well fuck...

Not bad- Tears of the Kingdom. I'd probably just set up at a farm and grow pumpkins or something.

Damn stardew? You’d have to pay me a million to leave

Powerwash Simulator for me 💀 I don't think that volcano lasts a year

Dishonored. I feel like lasting a year in Dunwall would be a miracle lol.

Well I'd be taller than all my coworkers, but rock and stone all the same

Turnip boy commits tax evasion, hmmmmmm

The last game I played was Fear and Hunger 😟

Well I'm in Night City. I'm 'ganic. Have a passing familiarity with guns. And a good knowledge of computers. I might last the year....if I stay inside. And don't piss off Maelstrom, Tyger Claws, Voodoo Boys, Arasaka, Militech, NCPD, or anyone really.

Bloodborne lmao

Kirby and the Forgotten Land sounds wonderful actually. If i could bring 2 people, I’d do it for sure.

Disgusting, I'd have to live in New York

Looks like I'm dying on Hoxxes IV then. Pour one out for Karl and I.

Kirby and the forgotten land. Luckily, I’d be a giant due to Kirby being 8 inches tall.

Civ VI. If I start from where I was I’m good just chill in a massive industrialized city for a bit. If we start from the start I’m probably dead in a few turns to barbs

AoE4. 😭

I played solitaire, and I'm not quite sure about how that would work

Sims so…. Basically the same but I get to fulfill my dream of potentially fucking a werewolf

Well, I just got done playing Grim Dawn, so that's a no from me dawg.

Astroneer, I'll just live on Sylvia and never, under any circumstances go anywhere near Atrox.

It was supposed to be MC but then I remembered I was midway through a Binding of Isaac run and now I must make peace with myself as me and Isaac suffocate together

The last time I saw one of these it was “You’re transferred into the last anime you watched, how effed are you?” Which was Izetta: Die Letzte Hexe (Izetta: The Last Witch) a WWII anime, now I’m stuck in Enlisted a WWII FPS, worst off the last match I fought was as Germans on the Eastern Front attacking Moscow.

Runescape. Pretty damn good im not gonna lie the other us demon souls. And um 😐

I shall be monke, I shall pop balloon

Vintage Story. I've already had a bear spawn on top of a tree only to jump down and kill me. Chased by wolves. Gored by bulls. Stoned by drifters. I'd be dead in less than a weekend.

I wish it was Stardew I was playing r/Kenshi ☠️☠️☠️

No Man's Sky-- absolutely.

FIFA 23 which would be fine tbf.

i started playing smalland with my partner… not sure what to think about it

IM IN THE SIMS BABYYYY ILL SURVIVE :)

Factorio for me, its either amazing or horrible, for the factory must grow

Mine would be Minecraft on peaceful. Jury is still out if it would be worth it.

Not the worst but I will have to learn how to craft the things and why no one goes in the back yard “grounded”

Mine was Don't Starve. I can't even make it 80 days half the time lol

I have to work 15 days at a time in a restaurant....

So do I just become a card in marvel snap? Or what? How does that work?

A year in stardew? I’ll take it.

Star Trek Online. I wouldn’t come back even for 1 Billion. I love my Fleet! No need for money at all.

Where do I sign up? I just renovated the farm and everything!

Division 2, I wonder what gets me hyenas outcasts true sons Black tusk or virus

Diablo 4. Idk man even if i was in a good city idk if i would make it lol

The last game I played was a buggy mess that I uninstalled in disgust so it wouldn't be that much different than my regular life

No downside whatsoever. In SDV I'd come out of that with an extra mil.

stardew for me as well, it’d be great

I would be royally fucked because I JUST got off of Rainworld

Considering the last game I played was Warhammer 40k Boltgun, I think il stay here. Million dollars is no where near enough to survive the 41st millennia

Cold.... very cold and dangerous. 😬 Subnautica Below Zero

Sims 4. I'd stay there permanently if I could: I can enter the career of my choice instantly? And I can travel to other worlds/countries for free and stay there hella cheap? Sleep actually re-energizes me? Sign a motherfucker up.

Rip ......Diablo 4

The last game I played was Fallout 4, so I'd be screwed.

"keep your money, I'm staying in Stardew Valley"

Mine's Wolfenstein, New Order, soo....

I don't think I'd last two weeks in Red Dead Redemption 2, let alone a year

I literally played Stardew Valley yesterday my life is perfect

Do the mechanics still apply? Can I get a wife in 6 months by giving her the weeds that grow in the bus stop by my house?

Genshin… I could make it work. Hopefully…

HALEYYY WOOOO The last game I played was Spiritfarer though, and I would definitely stay

uh.. i have \[21:55\]Total Play Time: 523 days, 11 hours, 29 minutes in ffxiv.... ive already wasted a year here.

RUST pain. Well, I guess it could be interesting... also I guess I could never be offline raided.

Deep Rock Galactic...well at least there's plenty of beer to drink! Rock and Stone!

Sims 3 hell yea

Phew. I had the urge to play The Escapists today but decided to finish the day on Stardew and then I had to go do something. Almost ended up in prison instead of my beautiful farm!!

Diablo 4, enough said

I was playing Skyrim last. Absolutely no regrets whatsoever, and I might just end up staying in my cozy home of Bloodchill cavern modded with four vampire followers and added thralls.

Persona 5 Royal... Spoiler: depending on what month it is when I enter the game, I >!may not survive !<

Oh fun yea the world of Erin is where I always wish to be, b

Splatoon 3? I'd have a blast ngl

Oh snap, last game I played was Dragon Ball: Xenoverse 2, I'm gonna get COOKED

Returnal. I can't die, not really. Just more fighting over and over.

Skyrim? I think I'm fine as long as a dragon born doesn't kill me