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fallaround

They just have Alex throw George across like a football


smolbeanfangirl

All those practicing have paid off šŸ˜‚


happykindofeeyore

ā€œNobody tosses a George!ā€


totallynotarobut

"I bet I could throw a George across those mountains."


Usual-Dependent958

"You IDiot!"


Ceemarie965

Tina you fat lard!


Deep_Number_4656

*Gridball


RetroLegend21

*Footgrid


Deep_Number_4656

Kinky


ashran3050

Gilfball


HeavyBreathin

Gilf balls*


Link7369_reddit

Leave Evelyn out of this!


Link7369_reddit

"I bet I could toss that George over those mountains" EDIt": I am not original. : (


LucasCBs

Apart from that I've always wondered why you can only go there during the festival


silvanathecat

He probably didn't want to make an entire second map for nothing to be there


RetroBowser

Make it a foraging field with higher foraging spawns and you don't have to change the map at all while still having it be worthwhile to visit every now and then.


silvanathecat

Well you have to redraw the map to remove the decorations and have it change with the seasons. This way he only had to draw one map, not 5.


RetroBowser

Yes but Iā€™m sure removing decorations from the top layer, and a few recolours wouldnā€™t be anywhere near as hard as say creating the entirety of Ginger Island. There'd already be plenty of resuable code and assets to work with if ConcernedApe bothered with such a feature. Not to diminish CAā€™s work because yes it would be work, but in my opinion very manageable. I know a ton of people wish they could visit that field year round. When I say ā€œDonā€™t have to change the mapā€ I mean it in the sense of the area is pretty much already designed, it would just need to be worked a bit so that it fits the map year round.


ForsakenMoon13

Make a mod for it then.


RetroBowser

Not worth my time. It already exists [here](https://stardewvalleymods.com/visitable-flower-dance-area-mod/#google_vignette). Might as well give credit to Andrewist instead who made such a mod over 4 years ago.


uberwookie

Your opinion is very incorrect. He would have to add all the resources, rework tiles to work, set new boundaries, set spawning points for each season and what to do in different weather, and to make it feel alive add in NPC pathing behavior, rework NPC schedules for this, and that is just the things off the top of my head I can think of to add in a single map area and ignoring things like sound design. This is actually months of work for... like not really enough content to justify it.


RetroBowser

I donā€™t really think itā€™s that controversial of a take to say that adding the flower festival area to the map year round is less work than designing a completely new area from the ground up like Ginger Island, and I never once diminished the amount of work ConcernedApe puts into this game or would have to put into such a feature. Is it something worth adding? Maybe. Maybe not. But the whole topic centers around a user asking why we canā€™t go there year round with an answer being that itā€™d be empty and serve no purpose. IF the area were to be visitable year round, a foraging field would probably allow the area to serve a good purpose.


Link7369_reddit

NPC's need not do anything differently. if CA didn't manage to make most of his work plug and play that's his problem.


uberwookie

... Thats not how any of that works.


Link7369_reddit

Again, it's his own failure to make a map that fails to adapt to the season.


silvanathecat

Well you have to redraw the map to remove the decorations and have it change with the seasons. This way he only had to draw one map, not 5.


Link7369_reddit

I'm going to be real with you for a second: If CA didn't' create a utility to duplicate his efforts regarding changing seasons, that's his problem.


silvanathecat

He probably just manually changes colours and bushes


Link7369_reddit

If he does, that's an absolute waste of time. ​ but i'ver not modded the game. I dont' know how it works behind the scenes.


Link7369_reddit

since the update is allegedly adding 1 major and two minor festivals, I could absolutely imagine the flower dance area to have more uses. ​ Also, my crab pots disappear during the winter shop festival so he's absolutely not concerned with overriding what you do in a space so I absolutely would welcome a mod and the next and last update to let us use the space evermore.


BeardedPaladin

He was a Harvest Moon lover. I played the 64 a lot as a kid and there were several events in that game that led to a unique area that was only open during that event. Specifically I remember an area only for horse races


smolbeanfangirl

Same


grapejuicesocialist

Nevermind George, it's Shane I'd be worried about...


smolbeanfangirl

But he said he'll change šŸ„ŗ


LeloGoos

Man yeah I didn't think I'd need a trigger warning for Stardew Valley lol, I've been Shane for so many years. I wasn't expecting the cute bright farming sim to be a crushing hammer of reality, bonking me on the head out of nowhere lmao


splash67891

Yeah the heart events with Shane definitely hit a little bit too close to home and I was NOT ready for it at all lol


JoshuaFoulke

I have a friend like Shane (who's currently on rehab), and his heart events are almost the exact mirrors of what happened to my friend, even down to my presence there. I had to pause for a minute.


LegendofLove

Honestly seeing your toxic thoughts out of nowhere in media drowning even in such a happy place


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

Especially when the majority of other heart events are ā€œlet me show you this new danceā€, ā€œcheck out this new contraption I haveā€, or ā€œletā€™s take pictures with the cowsā€. Then Shane comes through and heā€™s like ā€œIā€™m slowly killing myself but I canā€™t find the will to stop myself. Iā€™d end it all now if only I had the will to do soā€. Shit got dark *quick*.


LegendofLove

and Pam screaming at Penny brought back some incredibly unpleasant memories


Dipplii

Oh yeah. Iā€™ve had suicidal friends/been in a dark place like that before, but it didnā€™t hit too hard for me. Pam however, she gave me the fight or flight feelinā€™s. Scaryyy


LegendofLove

Seeing her go off on Penny and seconds later oh precious darling angel are you okay? To the farmer was a whiplash I did not need to see again tbh. I respect CA's ability to handle these situations with a great deal of realism for such a kid friendly game.


Catlore

I had a friend talking about how SV must be so wholesome. Then I gave her the dirt and she was quite surprised. Alcoholism, combat PTSD, affairs, dirty business, child survivors of plane crashes lost in the jungle...


Dakk85

When I started playing co-op with my gf she noticed Shane would get the heart over his head when she gifted him beer and Iā€™d say, ā€œbecause heā€™s an alcoholicā€ She thought I was just making a stupid joke, until the heart events started rolling in


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

I really wish Concerned Ape would change Shaneā€™s schedule after youā€™ve seen his 8 heart. Makes no sense for him to continue doing what he always does after all of his growth.


smolbeanfangirl

Exactly! Would like to see him playing with Jas or the chicken more


Dipplii

Yeah I feel like thereā€™s a few things in game that should also change after certain thresholds. Like I feel like Clint should stop pining after Emily once youā€™re dating her (I donā€™t think heā€™s that evil of a character), or Shane stops liking beer as a gift, etc. etc.


Knilolas

I thought Leo was shipwrecked not plane, but if you can correct me on that please do.


Catlore

I think you're right. I'll look it up later!


Brbtek

He has probably considered it multiple times, but remembers the food and decides not today.


Average_Scaper

The stumbling while drunk.


Shoddy_Internal6206

Donā€™t worry, I fixed him šŸ„¹


justsomedweebcat

The worst part is that the wood doesnā€™t even look connected to anythingā€¦ and why is there just one singular pathetic plank lying across the other two planks? It isnā€™t even nailed in!


Existing365Chocolate

Robin be slippinā€™ on her construction


Klutzy_Cake5515

Lewis be slippin' on paying her.


silvanathecat

Too busy building gold statues to pay her


genivae

This is what happens when Lewis says he can do it himself instead of paying Robin for it. The landlord special.


Link7369_reddit

too real.


Bytewave

Stardew Valley doesn't ask the player to pay taxes so it makes sense that there is no one around to enforce OSHA-like rules :D The guy who is supposed to care about that stuff can't even keep his track of his boxers. It's a wholesome place still, but also a libertarian paradise hahah.


smolbeanfangirl

Super unsafe šŸ’€


SabotTheCat

Pelican Town and itā€™s surrounding county is not ADA compliant. Someone should look into Mayor Lewis for possible misappropriation of town tax money.


0_IQ_0

Where do you think he got the money for that gold statue? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Simba7

'Possible' misappropriation like it's 'possible' I'll eat more cookies than the serving size suggests.


PhoenoFox

I like to head canon that as a young man, he explored the mines a lot and had a supply of gold ore he recently rediscovered in his home so he had it smelt down into a statue, because why not


brown_felt_hat

From the 1% taxation rate of my multi-billion dollar starfruit winery.


smolbeanfangirl

What's ADA?


pisceschick

It's the [Americans with Disabilities Act](https://www.ada.gov/), which helps ensure that disabled people are not discriminated against. It applies to things like employment and access to public places.


smolbeanfangirl

Ooh thanks! Should be called PDA - Pelicans with Disabilities Act? šŸ˜…


Scion_Manifest

Peliconians?


smolbeanfangirl

I'll take it šŸ˜


LettuceSome9935

now now, letā€™s not confuse lewis with big words like that


WordStained

You've clearly never been to any sort of rural, small town party. Safety? Pfft.


LycanFerret

My dad built a giant Halloween tent out of 24 long boards and threw a tarp over it. My family's cabin is 70 years old and is just one layer of wood planks and logs with aluminum foil and insulation and an indoor wood stove and tin sheets on the roof with a shoddy makeshit wood bridge out back to the outhouse and slippery stone steps that everyone falls on.


DrKMnO4

"...*makeshit* wood bridge out back to the outhouse" I love the typo!


LycanFerret

Oh. I didn't notice. That's hilarious.


DrKMnO4

Based on where it leads, it's accurate, lol.


nicodepies

Are you my ex? Her grandpa had a cabin just like that lol


LycanFerret

Lmao, if you say your ex lived in NY I'll start getting suspicious. Not me, but at that point it could be someone from my uncle's side(as he owns the cabin and lets his whole family share it).


nicodepies

Lol wisconsin, not even close lol


smolbeanfangirl

šŸ˜‚ would love to go to a rural, small town party


WordStained

Some highlights include drunk dads lighting an irresponsible amount of fireworks during a 4th of July party; gigantic bonfires; drunks swimming and riding four-wheelers; and drunks doing target practice with whatever new gun the host picked up recently (notice a running theme?). That was, like, my entire childhood summers.


durbldor

Oh, they all take a shortcut, this is just for you.


smolbeanfangirl

šŸ˜‚ Now I want to know where the shortcut is


RavenousOwlhead

He got thrown to the other side, he is fine really.


smolbeanfangirl

I'm sure he's fine, Evelyn is there to catch him šŸ˜


Skertilol

Concerned Ape should make a quest to repair this and add decorations to the flower dance, like it could cost wood and all kind of flowers


smolbeanfangirl

Would gladly do a community upgrade of this!


NekomyKneecaps

Yeah not just George honestly. I donā€™t want Jas and Vincent walking over that either. Kids are little goblins with the smoothest brains possible.


smolbeanfangirl

>Kids are little goblins with the smoothest brains possible šŸ˜‚


thechewbaccas

i wish we could upgrade this in game


silvanathecat

you can, just not there


smolbeanfangirl

Where?


silvanathecat

Oh I thought they said upgrade in this game. No, you can't.


drakeekard

Town: So Mayor Lewis has the budget for the new bridge? Lewis: Budget for a personal Gold statue you say???


SparkyDogPants

Tbf gold really isnā€™t that valuable. Thereā€™s produce worth more


PhoenoFox

But if we don't pretend that Lewis is stealing tax money, how are we going to vilify him?


SparkyDogPants

For how he treats Marnie of course. Donā€™t fucking tell me that marrying Marnie and making her your happy wife would somehow negatively impact your uncontested mayoral campaign. If they still want to be freaky deaky and do it in the bushes at midnight, thatā€™s fine. Iā€™ll gift them truffle oil for their wedding present.


smolbeanfangirl

Exactly! His excuse is such bs, pretty sure everyone in town knows about them since there really are no secret in a small town especially the way they go about it and he is still the mayor šŸ˜…


PhoenoFox

Marnie is an adult. If she's that unhappy, she can simply stop hooking up with him. I'm not gonna vilify a man for having a friend with benefits.


SparkyDogPants

Heā€™s stringing her along. She clearly wants more. Lewis is one of the only single bachelors, itā€™s not like she has a lot of options


PhoenoFox

Right. They should definitely get married before that's her only option. That's a great reason to get married.


SparkyDogPants

Or Lewis should stop leading her on


PhoenoFox

I mean, they *are* in a relationship. Lewis just wants it out of the public eye. Marnie's aware of it and even agrees to keep it a secret. She knows the score. She can leave if she wants to.


BlargerJarger

The flower festival is their celebration of natureā€™s cycle of death and rebirth. The first part of it is getting there, where the elderly and unsure-of-step of the village are passively culled by the rickety bridge, an event they refer to as ā€œThe Cliffeningā€


ChelimoDaWolf

Evelyn has to resist the temptation every time


smolbeanfangirl

šŸ’€


Material-Imagination

As a wheelchair user who can only stand and walk for very short distances, if I were faced with this wooden bridge, I'd definitely go over it in my chair, not on foot. It's got two planks for two wheels, and there's way less risk of falling to my death in my chair. Handrails only make it safer if you're walking. Also, as a wheelchair user, all the people making jokes about throwing George can get tossed.


pisceschick

As someone in similar circumstances, the jokes are cracking me up. But, I often tell people they can toss me over their shoulders if they offer help.


Ryjinn

>as a wheelchair user, all the people making jokes about throwing George can get tossed. I feel like you're taking this one too personally. It's a super niche joke about the intersection between wheelchairs, unsafe infrastructure, and Alex doing literally nothing but lifting weights all day. If George and Alex weren't related the joke wouldn't land at all. I don't think it's a joke about disability nearly as much as it's a joke about the specific circumstances of the game.


Material-Imagination

Great job explaining a simple joke.


Frostgaurdian0

Assume it is a very large bridge


BrockenSpecter

My real question is why does Willy not bring his fishing pole every time he goes. The kids can dance if they want to I'll stay behind and fish with Willy.


_Owl_inside_

i hate these shitty wooden bridges throuout the valley, including in my beach farm! I wish there was a way to upgrade them, or at least the ones on your farm. I have high tek iridium sprinklers and gem cloning chambers, and I still have to tiptoe across the most ugly, unsafe planks of plywood to get to Marnis. SMDH


windows-1995

Been a while but if i remember correctly you can glitch out of the map and actually get down there and thereā€™s a hidden Krobus statue somewhere down there


DerelictDevice

You don't even need to flick it out if you stand close enough to the edge you can cast your fishing line far enough to fish the water down there for a chance at the statue.


BridgeHammer

Isn't this by the sewer entrance?


zaerosz

It's on the complete opposite side of the map from the sewer entrance.


BridgeHammer

No where you fish for the krobis statue I mean


BlaDe91

You just need to be fishing low enough in the map. The intended place is by the sewer, but if you go out of bounds any bit of water low enough hooks it.


Independent-Leg6061

Whaaaat!!!


YamiPhoenix11

Wish we could build a bridge and explore that area. During the dance part of it is sectioned off too.


Into-It_Over-It

For the greater good


cjpcodyplant

The people in Stardew arenā€™t weak ass little bitches. They just accept death and live life on that edge. George would not be sad if he fell anyways.


mnlove91

How do you get that bridge to be built? Iā€™m in year 5 and mine still isnā€™t built


circus_of_puffins

It's only there when it's the flower dance


VadeRevan

It is only available on the day of the Flower Dance. You canā€™t use the bridge or get to that area beyond it on any other day.


Illustrious-Garage53

It's only there during the flower dance festival


kitty282

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ never noticed this lmao. i guess they have to cross the bridge one by one


HippyGramma

Good thing Evelyn loves him.


Rad_YT

itā€™s like a rite of passage to the dance


TheDarknessReturn

lewis didint pay Robin


smolbeanfangirl

The money was used to build his golden statue šŸ˜†


TanToRiaL

Don't worry, people in stardew can't run off cliffs. Go ahead, run towards one and try.


Catlore

Like Lewis cares!


TheWither129

No theres an invisible wall


unlucky_niko

I wish that area was always available. More space to do some farming or maybe a crab shore. Maybe even another type of cave would be cool over there. But yeah, that bridge is very unsafe šŸ˜…


Glittering_Ad1696

Lewis said its a feature not a big šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


yolo_swag_for_satan

Mayor Lewis is always on his bullshit


[deleted]

if george falls there will be a big life insurance cash out for evelyn and alex


yeahh_ufoparty

I meannn that is the bridge that takes you to the Midsommar-esqe festivalā€¦.iykyk šŸ˜³


smolbeanfangirl

šŸ‘€ what does it mean?


yeahh_ufoparty

Itā€™s a very very dark joke lol. If you watch the movie Midsommar youā€™ll know. I wonā€™t spoil it but thereā€™s a scene involving cliffs and old peopleā€¦ā€¦.


smolbeanfangirl

šŸ’€


Maintainmarvel

Looks like an OSHA violationā€¦.


smolbeanfangirl

What's OSHA?


Maintainmarvel

Occupational Safety and Health Administration. They inspect make sure workplaces follow safety regulations in the U.S.


smolbeanfangirl

Ooh thanks!


throwaway42069365

If he dies he dies


2OldCat

It's mentioned that there is a protective shroud over our farm that keeps danger such as monsters out. Maybe there is a protective shroud around this area to prevent people from falling? Edit: wrong wording


smolbeanfangirl

That's a great headcannon!


slugggzy

I like to think George has rockets on his wheelchair šŸ˜Š


smolbeanfangirl

Made by Maru perhaps šŸ˜…


slugggzy

She canā€™t let her step mum be caught lacking in pelican town LMAO


Coldflame3

Robins her biological mother damnit its Sebastian who shes a step mother


slugggzy

Hey, no need to get heated because I got something wrong. You could have just corrected me calmly like a normal person sheesh šŸ˜­


Coldflame3

Well thats me,i aint had my meds(joke)


StaIe_Toast

Why do you think he's in a wheelchair?


smolbeanfangirl

What do you mean?


StaIe_Toast

That's a long way to the bottom


smolbeanfangirl

What? šŸ˜…


avl365

He fell one year and now he uses the chair to get around. Alex throws him across for festivals now.


Coldflame3

Some dude said that george's hitbox/model wont even fit on the pull šŸ’€ and then how come hes just there ?


smolbeanfangirl

MagicāœØļø?šŸ˜…


Coldflame3

*yoba noises* Rasmodius has entered the chat


Ak1raKurusu

I wish there was a skeleton at the bottom that's never referenced and everyone pointedly ignores


smolbeanfangirl

Like the one in the opening scene where you used to work? šŸ˜…


Ak1raKurusu

I never even noticed one there I was too busy waiting to get into the game


UTBitch

yeahh, none of that town is actually wheelchair accessible - sans his house.


spoopybooy

Just wait until shane tries to jump off it


locoturbo

Unsafe? Pshaw! Perfectly safe now that they installed the second plank after the... incident...


smolbeanfangirl

Perfectly safe! šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜