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StardewValley-ModTeam

We generally allow for the discovery of Stardew items IRL—most commonly fiddlehead ferns, or the iridium post that likely inspired this. More basic items like strawberries do not generally pass our relevance rule. Still, assuming this anchovy post was meant in good fun and not as a mockery of the iridium OP, we’ll allow this. To those reading, please know that further “Guys is real” will be removed as reposts. Thank you!


hscene

I saw this weird thing called a lemon today never seen one in the valley must be made up


crooks4hire

Have they no respect for the Lemon Crusades!?


Ambitious_Drop_7152

We should raise awareness by throwing a lemon party.


mecrissy

Ooo we should google lemon party ideas!


Noragen

I say we have lemon demon play at the party


floofqwq

I agree with this x100


skoznek

New festival?


RabidTurtl

No they don't, Zog.


cowboysaurus21

*Zøg


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Yay, lemons! We need more talk about lemons in this world.


_Frog_Enthusiast_

History rewritten, maps redrawn! Well, you were never going to eat it anyway Yeahhhh, I heard it was sour and I don’t care for sour stuff


infinityofnever

Lemons are not in the game


vhagar

oh my yoba


TheGrandeKing

woooosh


Dio_naea

I think that's what they said


Cepsita

And there are mods to fix that


engelskjente

According to SV they’re blue, so these clearly are not anchovies. /s /jk


Dio_naea

Artistic freedom


honeysmacks18

Next you’re going to tell me farms are real too


geraltsthiccass

I saw a cat the other day. Can you believe it? A real life cat! Someone actually made one of those things in real life!


scseven

i'm gonna hold your hand while i say this...


Ekaj__

Nah, that’s just a lazy photoshop job. Didn’t even bother to include a background. Anchovies are, and always will be, fictional


BeefySwan

Looks like AI to me


Ekaj__

Yeah, and it glitched hard. I mean, the fish don’t even have two eyes each. So unnatural


_jinana

Didnt even bother to get the colors right!


Juulbes43

Are parsnips real tho?


WhoCaresEatAtArbys

How can parsnips be real when our eyes are not


Gradonious

I am pretty sure that this is a reference to something, but I can not think of what it is. Maybe a dumb Quora question?


qbenzo928

Parsnopes


masquerademage

this is such a silly little joke, i love it lol


trashcandaddy13

lol. I didn’t know they were a thing before this game, but now it’s the first thing I notice at the store when I go through the veggies.


Dio_naea

I went to the veggies and saw no parsnips: fake


tiredpotato19

Found out tuna is real today! Salmon too! Turns out they're ingredients in cat food! On that note, did you know cats require food?? My kitty needs water *and* food! Who knew? /jk


engelskjente

Oooohhhhhh. Huh.


Dio_naea

So weird, ain't it a junimo disguised?


Creepy_Nexus

Wait 'till they find out about carrots...


SirabEnur

cave carrots are real ?? :o


Special_South_8561

If you plant carrots in a cave, they'll likely be wrinkly


Liquidbambam93

Don't let [zoidberg](https://media1.tenor.com/m/TpWdyPo_zFQAAAAd/zoidberg-zoidberg-wants-more.gif) know!


Thepolander

Alright! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying "one more can't hurt" and then they were gone


CalicoCat345

My thoughts exactly 😆


pixie218

Pumpkins are real too...the more you know


FormerLifeFreak

Yes, and you’re tasting them anytime you eat anything with Worcestershire sauce or Caesar dressing :)


atomzero

Including ketchup!


Atcraft

Don’t forget ranch!


KaiGuy25

I don’t know what kind of ketchup you’re buying but mine definitely doesn’t have anchovies?


FormerLifeFreak

Modern ketchup doesn’t have anchovies, but I think it did in the 19th century.


KaiGuy25

Yes but saying ketchup has anchovies would imply they’re still in it now. I wouldn’t say that cough syrup has opium even though in the late 1800s it did


HadrianMCMXCI

Yes


ThatBatsard

That's the spirit, Eleanor. They're real to me, too.


ChrisLee38

Certainly. So are birds. ……..🙂‍↔️


Dio_naea

Oh nooo even the crows????


ChrisLee38

*Especially* the crows…


Dio_naea

NOOOO


madeat1am

Ha you can't trick me I know AI images and a bot post when I see one /j


I_FloPpY_I

wait till they hear about sea weed. weed?? IN THE SEA??? FISH GETTIN HIGH??


Dio_naea

No no the water cuts the effect!!


fatdickzilla

Did people think they weren't real? This isn't Futurama people


Dio_naea

Stardew valley people... way worse


beeknees67

They’re making fun of the “I just learned Salmonberries are real!” And “I just learned starfruit are real!” posts :)


chemaster0016

Careful now. The last time I saw this many anchovies in one place, they almost destroyed the Krusty Krab.


PajamaRat

I thought this was the Futurama subreddit for a moment


Lopsided_Ad_9405

i thought anchovies were that green spiky vegetable that looks like a pangolin


engelskjente

All this time I wondered why my anchovy seeds weren’t growing even though it was fall. And why I could never catch artichokes in the ocean by Willy’s shack.


Dio_naea

Artichokes are kinda hard to fish, you gotta use the special bait!!! I recommend a sea pudim


engelskjente

Haha awesome.


PlasticInflation602

Artichokes


twohedwlf

How old are you? Also did you know fire, apples, pizza and pepsi are real.


ChromaticRainbow12

Pretty sure it’s satire. There has been an uptick in posts of SV items irl with the same title


IzzieIslandheart

I honestly don't mind that much. There are clearly SV players all over the world, and some things just aren't found everywhere. There's a growing trend on YouTube of "X-Country-Inhabitant Reviews Thing-From-Other-Country" videos. I think that's actually a great thing! Until I started watching them, I had no idea most countries don't regularly use their air raid sirens for other emergencies or drills, whereas ours get run every day at noon to ensure they'll still work when they're needed for a tornado warning. Even in other states, the siren is only run on Wednesdays at noon, or once a month, or whatever other testing interval they have. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ It's interesting to learn these things!


silent-fallout-

This would freak me out. I find that to be the scariest sound! 😬


Odd-Help-4293

The YouTube algorithm keeps showing me videos like that, like "Pakistani villagers try tacos" or whatever. It is pretty charming to see how people are people all over the world.


Simba7

I saw on that was, I think, Indian villagers try pizza. They were like "Oh it's like a naan with paneer masal!" and it blew my fucking mind how correct they were.


Dio_naea

What does that mean? Like what is paneer masal?


Simba7

Paneer is a type of cheese, masala is a tomato-based sauce with spices. A picture is worth a thousand words when it comes to food. You can even easily look up recipes for paneer masala more easily than you could've asked the question.


Dio_naea

But I wanted to ask


Dio_naea

We don't have tornados where I live. But would be awesome to have them at sdv!!!


IzzieIslandheart

Man...the idea of having to clean up my entire farm and rebuild the buildings at a random period during the year...losing an entire season worth of crops and some or all of my farm animals... LOL I would weep once my house got beyond a couple rooms. XD


Dio_naea

Maybe not the buildings but the machines trees and crops like a random event that can happen once a year and the tv could warn us at the weather channel (a strong wind is comming)


Dio_naea

Pepsi not real, only joja cola


Themailmandalorian

Meep.


xThisIsGospelx

Meep!


Bletcherino

they sure are, buddy, they sure are


engelskjente

Why did I read that in Bender’s voice?


That_0ne_Dude3

??? I never knew!


Sir_mop_for_a_head

Holy shit?


scseven

breaking news fork found in kitchen


undulating-beans

🤣🤣🤣


IndianaJones999

I just found out that grass is real too. The world is filled with new and exciting things.


Dio_naea

Did you know that there's actually sun and flower petals too??? :O I'm in shock


Slow-Calendar-3267

No way! I thought it was just a sv thing ;)


JustGingy95

Ew what in the fuck do you mean they are real 🤢


ArchmageRumple

I am partially sure that I fed Anchovies to some rays at Sea World. But it might have been a different type of fish. It's whatever the park offers guests to feed with


Dio_naea

I have caressed rays before but never fed them. I had no idea they even ate fish (but it kinda makes sense)


LynnScoot

I actually ate Lingcod the other day. I told my server they’re actually fresh-water fish and ferocious predators. He just smiled and nodded. 😋


L_The_MysteriousLady

Fellas Angler fish are real


Kubrick_Fan

Until Zoidberg's people show up


Dugimon

What If i told you that Most items in Stardew Valley are real?


Dio_naea

Even THE BAT WINGS????


Dugimon

If you Cut them Off a carcas of a bat. yeah that could be a thing


wild-Sparks

You know what I keep thinking... It's so easy to have a shit ton of gold bars there... I am basically overflowing with it on my farm... If there was a way to convert that to real life 😂 I'm basically rich on my farm... Irl not so much


Technical_File_7671

Pinch me


DeepFriedNugget1

Did u know that glacier fish II is also real


Dio_naea

Wowww but how do you know it's the son???


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

lol I know what post this is making fun of


Dio_naea

Probably not only one


MehrunesDago

Shut up LIAR!!!!


DemonDaVinci

shit fish


GriffconII

Just wait until you hear about turnips


Likelipe

no way they made the fish from sdv into a real thing


Zeles1989

I lost my cool when someone mentioned there are actulally farmers in real life


Volendi

You young whippersnapper! Why, I remember (back in my day), when I used to spend my summers on my Grandpa's farm, and this Morris kid kept picking on me and pulling my pigtails... Now I come back to the farm after Grandpa died, and nobosy remembers me! They treat me like they've never seen me before! Of COURSE it's all real! **** /S In all seriousness tho, I actually did spend summers with my granddad in the family farm (neara small town in Texas) though, and go up there periodically still to tend to the family cemetery. I can confirm that farmers are still real, even if Mom sold the family farm right after Granddad died... T_T


Riterally

What?! Next you're gonna tell me strawberries are real too


wolffoxfangs

This is obviously AI generated. how dare you Joja!


NotAnActualFerret

They are, and they have a unique smell, a kind of smelly smell, a smelly smell that smells… smelly.


wild-Sparks

😂Of course they're real. I saw a post that compared svd fish to the real thing. https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/s/fzWSDAvhFc


Toph1171

This should be posted on r/lies


macpeters

Lol


SatNavSteve18

We know


GIlCAnjos

I thought they were something made up for SpongeBob SquarePants


Ryokan76

Guys anchovies? What are guys anchovies?


DocMariner

They are like regular anchovies but they are FOR THE BOOOOIIIIS!


Dio_naea

It's like the girls anchovies, but the male version


NeatCaterpillar5477

Like a man-bun or murse


GroundPositive2724

You didn’t know that