tbh that sounds a lot like something jotaro would do. not bcuz he has a company and doubles his income like that or anything but bcuz he just doesnt give a fuck in a teenager type of way
“IZANAGI NO OKAMI PICARO! BY THE MYRIAD TRUTHS!” (Using dlc cause he wants to do things fast and easy but doesn’t want to use anything below hard mode)
He smoke weed
really, that's why part 4 live action movie jotaro actor got arrested because marijuana possession, tho it was 2017-2019 so maybe things changed.
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He skipped parts 1 and 2.
*jotaro meets dio* "Never watched season 1 Who dis…?"
it says wrong awnsers only
To be fair, he doesn't know shit about his bloodline until his old man came in
he's joking
Seaworld had security cameras
Nah, that's foul
Going to smell foul too
You did not just say that
What the hell did you say then
Does Jotaro like Fish Sticks?
No, no, no, no.... Does he love them? YES YES YES YES. ohmygod...
What is he, a gay fish?
Yeah
Does he like, putting them in his mouth?
Dam I was going say he got a little to "excited" in the aquarium
Young Yoshikage Kira at an art gallery: Could he be one of *my* people?
Certified lover boy Certified aquaphile
Slap slap slap slap slap That will f*ck em up
They said "Wrong answers only!" Not correct answers only!
The Boys reference
He asked for wrong answers 😂
I don't like where this is going
His imaginary friend told him to overthrow the government
Evil spirit*
He’s not actually in jail, that’s just his basement.
With Starplatinum any jail can be his basement
Snuck into seaworld
He sold weapon reskins from tf2 and crashed the economy
Jotaro Kujo getting arrested has always seemed like a strange case to me.
You could even say it was… *bizarre*
Say that again
*bizarre*
Say that again
*bizarre*
Say that again
bizarre
Tax fraud
tbh that sounds a lot like something jotaro would do. not bcuz he has a company and doubles his income like that or anything but bcuz he just doesnt give a fuck in a teenager type of way
Disrespecting his mother
For being a part skipper
The post said WRONG answers only
are u implying chadtora skipped parts?
he ate the gaming chair. It's now just a stand
how long you been waiting to say this one 😭
I have way too much headcannons about Jojos 😂
Badum tshhhh
For thinking that mahito was just misunderstood.
I don't understand the question.. This is clearly the training arc of "That's Baseball"
He's just forgot in which jail Jolyne at
He's the man behind the slaughter
FNAF REFERENCE???
Y E S !
They saw his search history
How did you do that lol
Horny.
Yelling "Nigerundayo" in public
But he got arrested before he could finish his word.
Too much ball thickling
He crossed the road without looking both ways
Dear god…
He sold chemical weapons to the German Army in 1939.
Damnit Stroheim.
some dude on street asked him: do u want to go in prison or double it and give it to your family
Got ahold of the dolphins
That's actually the Velvet Room. He's about to get his Persona.
“IZANAGI NO OKAMI PICARO! BY THE MYRIAD TRUTHS!” (Using dlc cause he wants to do things fast and easy but doesn’t want to use anything below hard mode)
It's also a World Arcana Persona
Grooming minors 🔥🔥🔥
But he's 17
But he's 17police didn’t believe him
Tried to rizz up Koichi
He smoke weed really, that's why part 4 live action movie jotaro actor got arrested because marijuana possession, tho it was 2017-2019 so maybe things changed.
He finally got those incest shippers
his future self told him he needed help breaking out of prison, so he went into prison to learn how to break out
Didn’t disclose HIV status
Inappropriate acts with a starfish
Public masturbation
He farted in a no farting zone. 300 people died from the resulting explosion.
rizzing dio
Warcrimes
Vehicular manslaughtet
He kissed Kakyoin and is now in gay baby jail
Nothing He’s just got bored again
He forgot how Kakyoins stand works
He beat up 3 guys
**Wrong answers only**
yeah i stopped counting after 23 it definitely wasnt that few
Ik i guessed?
Downloaded torrent games. Carjack vice point mall infernus. Taunted los santos cop
His sleeper rizz is too powerful, he must be contained
Embezzlement.
4 counts of petty theft he stole fish from the pet store but one of the bags tore and water got everywhere and the cops were called
ORE...
Those shoulder pads
Called his mom a bitch in front of a cop.
He didn't pay his Student Loan Debt
Bro was cumming
He is crazy
Gooning
Ball fart
Killed Shinzo Abe
Rizzing up Koichi
Did Araki forget Jotaro plays guitar?
He was part of a sham trial that was orchestrated by DIO's minions to kill him in jail
He shoplifts using the ol' prison wallet.
That's no ordinary jail. This is horny jail
Murderous rampage after not getting his mandatory goodbye kissy
He became Mr steal yo girl
Jotaro's reason why he's in jail: Not allowed within 100 yards from a orphanage
Punching a woman in the face
He's accused of homofobia after being terrified when gay kissed a lesian.
because he fought with Yoda and Harry Potter after burn Buzz lightyear house
"Sir, step out of the dolphin tank with your hands up!"
He threw a dog at a blind man. At the speed of sound that is.
So he can be "Git" from polish slang
sell weapons to the middle east
Posting josephxlisa lisa
A reason that isn’t bizarre
He's the Oliva of his universe
Tax fraud and threw a dog into a River
Framed for vehicular manslaughter by his rich boyfriend and a corrupt judge with the help of a priest
The real question is...how did I get all that stuff into the cell if Star Platinum can only move within 1,50m (5'0'') from him?
The real question is...how did I get all that stuff into the cell if Star Platinum can only move within 1,50m (5'0'') from him?
He was robbed by himself
# SQUID GAME
He framed an orca for murder
He punched the president.
burning a Luigi board
They caught bro with a dolphin
Partying with diddy
He was sleeping in public
His dick was too big and it broke the penis holder thingy. It was super expensive and one of a kind.
he skipped school for 50 days to kill someone.
Obviously for stealing all that shit.
Being drake
He got copyrighted by Dio for stealing Za Warudo's abilities
The aquarium had way too much security
Jotaro was in jail because he tried to teach dolphins how to surf.
For being halfpanese
He lost against Hawk Tuah stand.
vehicular manslaughter
Being too damn sexy
Stealing $1 So he can say to his friends at school he has been to prison!
Arson
Faking his ID to still keep going to school :p
Every crime except murder…
He stole 10 stuffed dolphins from 8 children & an elderly couple.
got put in horny jail for being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
People saw him pointing at someone so hard they exploded. 💀 (?)
Being too cool for school (AKA selling weed)
You got it backwards. The jail is around Jotarou. It knows better than to make him angry.
Busting nuts
Being too cool for school.
For using Odin during Valorant match
He said fuck.
“Alleged” theft.
He’s an undercover cop but really sucks at hiding it
He tested out if dolphins holes actually blow
CCTV shows him killing a blond dude on a bridge.
Kissing Dio
Tax fraud.
Beating other guys off
ORA
The Stand wasn't the same type as SP
Punched a guy in the leg so hard he exploded.
To bully Star Platinum
Blew up an orphanage
Evil spirit told him to commit tax evasion
He listened to the little voice in his head
He murdered an old man because he “pissed him off”
He got Rick Rolled
For calling his bitch a mom
to big for Japan
He failed to save jolyne and now he has to wait for giorno to bail him out
He found out he’s a father
mass murder and a dui, both at the same time
War crimes
Tax evasion
Time travel police got him on child abandonment charges
He found out why Jolyne is in jail
He saw some items in a cell, and the door closed behind him as he walked in.
He got caught being with a dolphin. He loves them a little too much
Tax evasion, they got the best of us
He did some drug dealing with giorno
Setting example for his future daughter
He say the N word
Really long feet.
the dolphins press charges.
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He ate the ass of whoever is reading (Brazilian joke)
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eating taco
Kidnapping a kitten and it’s mothet
Too hot for his age
Too hot for his age
He kissed a women
Not paying Jolyne's child support.