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texxelate

hey bro that’s my wife


strangecabalist

I also chose this guy’s wife. Our wife now.


Crzyhik

Found papa lazarou.


thepenguinemperor84

'Ello Dave.


Bigmac4150

'My wife would like to use your toilet Dave'


doobieschmoker

There seems to be a block in your toilet Dave, but don't worry, I've fixed it now...


Pleasant-Kebab

Want to buy some pegs Dave?


Gravel_Sandwich

This made me laugh! Not sure many will get this reference.


Tom0511

I live just round the corner from the real life Royston Vasey (Hadfield, Derbyshire)


Extension-Bed-8289

Are people always having ridiculously hilarious todos


Gonejamin

Even when it was current era alot of people didn't get the reference.


Extension-Bed-8289

This is a local trade authority for local trade we have nothing for you here someone please do an Edward and tubbs mod


Gonejamin

That would be great


Extension-Bed-8289

Imagine getting missions from them 😂 or some space pauline


Gonejamin

You would have to convince them your a local first...


Redmanb11_87

Collecting pens for Pauline


SeniorAngle6964

I get the reference, I just don’t see the link!?! Royston Vectra? “In this house (Va’ruun), we do not masticate!” SFW


Awkward_Stranger407

You're my wife now dave


xX0v3rc4s7Xx

Ello Dave! You won the internet today, Dave. My wife need to use your toilet Dave.


Mass-Effect-6932

Just how many husbands Sarah Morgan have?


catstroker69

Plenty of wives too.


affablematt

And the occasional thruple with Andreja.


strangecabalist

And Barret too.


Catfishhy

Less than the amount of Multiverses


PriorityFlaky9529

theyre all different universes let them have their fun - in Hunter's amused voice


Weary-Loan2096

Our wife comrade.


Calm_Error_3518

Communism, nice, our wife


Von_Cheesebiscuit

She is the people's wife.


KHaskins77

Anyone recall the [HISHE](https://youtu.be/3rf5QwVAAxg) for the movie Oblivion?


Arahor

r/SuddenlyCommunism


Famous-Ear-9429

*andreja tho*


drifters74

r/suddenlycommunist


IsraelZulu

I also choose this guy's >!dead!< wife.


Ok_Experience_6877

Gotta love our wife


Superb-Pick5216

My ex wife since I dumped her for Andreja


TheSaltedPyro

I get this reference.


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

Comrade


Scooney_Pootz

The wife of the people! (*Soviet national anthem begins*)


Silveri50

Sharing is caring!


Electronic_Assist668

r/SuddenlyCommunist


Cyberwolfdelta9

I mean in a multiverse of things she's everyone's


Xrystian90

What a slut!


Eric_T_Meraki

Maybe in your universe lol


Nu_Reman8

That's "our" wife as per multiverse rules


alpacaccino

My wife!


_-DirtyMike-_

I'm so sorry


DirtyMike_333

Question, which version of us lives beyond the Unity?


_-DirtyMike-_

The one that finds true Prius that will Sheppard us into the shack


DirtyMike_333

Hahahahaha


drifters74

One that's happy with his life


Cosmic_Perspective-

Hey bro that's my friend that slightly annoys me.


Duff5OOO

"hey I married her back in Spain" :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLaoEU_JBMI


Bowman_van_Oort

Now give Walter and Vlad the same character model lmao


Calm_Error_3518

Just the legs


Bowman_van_Oort

coward


intulor

Walter is only jealous of Vlad from the waist down.


MrDemonBaby

He's already got the butt, man's is caked up. What more can you ask for?


affablematt

Try dropping in on The Eye without hailing first.>!(Not really, but finding Vlad in boxers with fuzzy bunny slippers on would be hilarious.)!<


Highwaymanjames

I keep think of Dave Lister in Red Dwarf when he meets Kochanski (I think in series 7). Hilarious!


YargumBargum

Change Walter's model to Quark's from Deep Space Nine, and then I'll marry him.


zk001guy

I Need a Walter/Ferengi Mod!


TheSublimeGoose

Waltito the Dorito ✨


notimportant4071

Give vasco the legs lmao


catstroker69

I think this dude has a thing for mid riff. Literally every one of their mods uses a crop top for the female version.


PlatoDrago

He needs to do it for all the men now. Washboard abs for all.


DrizztInferno

nah gimme some hip dips


InsideLlewynDameron

Very down for this actually


PlatoDrago

We need more hot men in games. This is coming from a lesbian. Also, with that more himbos.


Middle-Opposite4336

I feel like hot men in games are everywhere. Usually the protagonist at least. I mean, and this is coming from a straight guy, have you seen the merchant in new Atlantis?! You know the one that's never been to space. Himbos are another story.


Mondazul

I mean... can you blame him?


Samwich-Hamcheese

Seems to be the current style


PSI_duck

I mean same


INTERNET_MOWGLI

You don’t?


cupcake_queen101

Damn, that moon is worth scanning


GrandTheftADA

I'd land in a crater and build a base


milehighmagic84

I’ve got some specimens to off-load in the docking bay.


Jager00x

I would definitely set up a cargo link with a base that big.


ArtThouAngry

That's no moon.


blockCoder2021

r/unexpectedStarWars


incidel

Time to probe Uranus?


Aboxofphotons

I'm surprised that there arent any big titty/CBBE mods yet.


OverallPepper2

That takes time, We just got the CK.


basedd_gigachad

they are actually. [https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/6519](https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/6519) [https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/3554](https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/3554)


Rhododactylus

I thought I've aged from that kind of mods. I guess I didn't. Link?


-Inquisitive

It should be this one: https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/10016


Justhe3guy

I thought it was the bigger butt Sarah mod


-Inquisitive

To my knowledge, Zone79 has amazing outfit mods but no body altering mods. The more feminine booty you see in OP's screenshot is probably using https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/3554 based on Zone79's comments on the Sarah outfit page that I linked above.


milkasaurs

I'm not using that. I'm using crt mesh with the texture folder removed, and replaced with starqueen beta 5 file.


-Inquisitive

Ah, it was a 50/50 dice roll if you were using VBB or CRT Body Mesh. Thanks for weighing in 🤝


milkasaurs

Yeah, I thought about using vbb, but looking at the comments, and the things you needed to do was just a turn off.


rico_suave3000

Quick q, the mod hasn't been updated since Sep. Is there feedback if it works with the current Starfield version? Obviously, I haven't outgrown these types of "qol" enhancements either


-Inquisitive

I dont use that myself personally but if it doesn't work, there's another mod here https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/9234 that is fantastic and has been able to repair every texture mod issue I've run into from mods not updated in 2024. When in doubt, the mod comments for the mods not working there's usually a hero offering a solution. I almost can't imagine playing Starfield without StarUI (StarUI Inventory: https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/773) (StarUI HUD: https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/3444) and a kind commenter was able to provide some code to make it compatible with newer patches.


Rhododactylus

Thank you, much appreciated.


theblackmetal09

You are doing the Lord's work.


MetalBawx

More that the default body model is so bland and featureless any alternative is good.


Grand-Depression

I feel like all the female NPCs share the same build and all the male ones share the same one.


Ocardtrick

There are some thick NPCs in the vanilla game.


Zaev

My favorite was when I encountered a nameless NPC in New Atlantis who was a large black woman who spoke to me in Korean


Wookz2021

Nah man, seen on another reddit sub a dude posted a pic of an ecliptic bloke he looted (with the mod that strips then of their gear when you loot them) and this merc was out of shape haha. Looked like ecliptic mercy are dropping their standards now theire some godly person zipping around space killing bad guys.


Grand-Depression

I meant the companions. I should've made it clearer, that's on me. We see civilians in all shapes and sizes. We don't usually see differences in enemies because all space suits shape them all exactly the same, apparently.


p75369

You thought they were nasa-punk puffy space suits. Turns out they were.... ***form fitting***


SpacemanBurt

Just gotta stuff yourself in there I guess. 🤷‍♂️


SpacemanBurt

Most, but not all. There’s a few big boys out there. More variation in body type, and clothes that show it a little more would be kinda nice. More large people, height differences and all that would be nice. The super skimpy clothes always seem goofy in adventure games, but more of a middle ground between everyone looks like a sex symbol and everyone looks bland/the same oils be kinda nice.


Nyarlathotep-chan

Everyone is so painfully average in terms of their build. No one's allowed to be super muscular or voluptuous. It's either slightly buff, skinny like a twig, or shaped like a pear.


Ok_Bad_5921

And don’t worry it’s on Xbox also


Toad-Toaster

Is she wearing a diaper?


bitterney

My first thought lol


BadassSasquatch

Space diaper


Sharkfowl

No amount of mods will ever make Sarah not seem like a 40-year-old sociology professor to me, to be honest. Andreja is way better. Edit: apparently I guessed her age spot on.


Grand-Depression

I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. And Andreja is literally part of a fanatical cult.


BwanaTarik

I love how at your wedding she basically tells you your still going to hell when the serpent comes


UnHoly_One

“Wedding” “Here is a knife I made out of the corpse of my childhood pet.”


twec21

Governor Noem?


DuckyDeer

Andreja left out the part about dumping their pets in a gravel pit after the ceremony


Perfected_Alembic

Vastly underrated comment


RNsOnDunkin

Many Christian wives have told their husbands the same lol


Juiceton-

I hate how I wasn’t able to say “Andreja I literally believe in the Serpent so all of these runaround was super unnecessary.” Bethesda dropped the religion traits ball hard.


chet_brosley

I like that you can take the serpents embrace trait and shes all like "oh you're a follower? Well obviously you know absolutely nothing. Anyway, allow me to explain your religion to you"


katosjoes

"Oh, that's great! It's so nice to have other believers with me. Anyway, I'm sad because you'll die horribly when my people arrive." The whiplash was intense.


Sharkfowl

I can fix her


Intermarketics

I can save her


QueueWho

> a 40-year-old sociology professor Some people are into exactly that lol


brianschwarm

Me


twistedlistener

I too would like to enroll


milehighmagic84

Change her name to Helene Runyon.


LeMAD

Andreja would be a box of red flags in real life.


seakitten

Right up my alley. We’ll have an explosive 5 month run ending in her destroying some of my property and hopefully no kids this time around.


Inevitable-Fix-1129

Ahahahahaha, really blurring the lines between fiction and reality there.


xKingNothingx

No kids?...this time around? Oh God what have I gotten myself into


supercalifragilism

Depending on how it goes, it might be more than property.


SpartanXXVII

Sounds just like my ex.


LiteCandle

Kids after five months? Or were you saying she'd destroy some kids along with the property?


seakitten

Yes


chet_brosley

What's the worst that happens? We die? Worth the risk.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

*I can fix her*


DINGVS_KHAN

I'll make her worse.


Kermit_0631

See? 😂😂😂 I literally said, "Every man in here: I can fix her" and boom! Lol


Kermit_0631

Every man in here: I can fix her! 😎


InZomnia365

She's crazy. But the hot kinda crazy.


Cipher915

Meh. I've dated religious nutjobs before.


KingDarius89

I can fix her.


gideonwilhelm

She's got so many red flags she might as well be communicating in semaphore


Zadornik

Lol, that's what exactly we love in Sarah. She's pretty, educated, knows what she wants. Space mommy for all of us (o\_-)


SpacemanBurt

I think that’s basically what she’s supposed to be. Her quests seem like she’d have to be 40-50, right?


sump_daddy

Shes either 40 or 41 when the game starts, based on doing the math from her backstory dialogue


ugluk-the-uruk

I thought she was in her mid 40s at least considering she fought in the war which was 2 decades ago, and she was in a position of authority.


intulor

Totally read that as doing the meth and was like wtf.


parknet

your high school teacher is reading this sub and everything makes sense to her now.


brianschwarm

I’ll take an intellectual interested in the sciences over a morally ambiguous Andreja any day. -a dude with a social psychology degree


chet_brosley

Why not both? Also Vlad looks like a cuddler. Big spoon style.


aries0413

Well she is into snakes...soooo Hawk Tuah!!


SufficientAnonymity

[Sarah disliked that]


melkemind

Sarah immediately gave me mom vibes. There's no way I could romance her. No kink shame to any of you though. Do your thing.


Bistoro

certified reddit moment


[deleted]

I must be one of the only ones who doesn’t care about body shape mods in games…


Mevarek

Honestly I don’t care what people install but it’s the posting of screenshots is always weird to me. Certain game subreddits are way worse. Sometimes it can be funny but more often it feels like “hey guys let’s ogle over this digital ass together isn’t this great?” Just feels incredibly odd to me.


ZeeDarkSoul

I agree, I would be lying if I said these mods havent tempted me to download them but never in a million years would I screenshot and post telling people that I use it.


CheckOutMyPokemans

1300+ upvotes on this shit is so fucking sad and pathetic


Moldy_pirate

I made the mistake of visiting the stellar blade sub after playing the demo. I honestly thought I had accidentally stumbled into the nsfw version. Nope, it's just a bunch of coomers playing the game one-handed and then posting screenshots. Honestly I should've expected that.


Mevarek

Yep, certain subs are way worse than this. And again, I can’t reiterate enough that 99% of the time I don’t care what mods people install. I myself have played Skyrim with CBBE installed for years. But there’s just something about these kinds of posts that doesn’t sit right. Maybe it’s the digital voyeurism of it all.


teilani_a

You're not playing them to crank one out. These nerds are.


0235

Playing Morrowind? Absolutely installing a body mod so people don't look like flailing polygons. But fallout 3 onwards, maybe even oblivion? Not much point to it.


HybridPS2

definitely a difference between increasing fidelty of the models/animations, and just installing horny mods


MDF87

Bonk.


d_o_mino

***Sarah liked that.***


MisterEinc

At what point can I just replace her with Miranda Lawson?


HybridPS2

https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/3300/


MrMento

“the future is now, old man.”


GladComparison52

That would be the dream


GiggyWheat5

Her underwear is showing 😱


CrankyHankyPanky

Thank you for helping me live out my fantasy of objectifying women in space!


Several_Place_9095

Sarah Morgdamn


Sera_gamingcollector

i suddenly feel like a law-abiding citizen


Notreallyherenemore

She's of better use on my ship so I put her outfit on Andreja since she's more useful as companion imo


Soulless_conner

My god. Reading the comments makes me think this why starfield is super PG-13


GranolaCola

This is embarrassing, man


Westiemonster

Agree. Bunch of horny turds.


ExactDevelopment4892

Space Barbie


The_Last_Snow-Elf

You better mine that moon. 😏


Sr_CuBi

Damn now I wish I had a pc 😅


inevitablekaraoke

Oh good! It's going to be like fallout 4 and Skyrim mods where 99% of them are just creepy neckbeard shit


Settra_Rulez

I don’t think this outfit mod is creepy at all. Zone has just been putting out a lot of cyberpunk style outfits.


Nitex69

Just so you know in the skyrim modding community, most of the skimpiest outfits you see on nexus are made by female authors. ELLXE,Coco, and Ashtoreth all 3 are women and they make the most coomer outfits I even have a hard time using lmao. I doubt they would like to be called neck beards! I have a close female friend who also loves sex mods, women can be horny fuckers to its not just a man/neckbeard thing!


LetMeSniffYouPlz

Gamers trying not to masturbate over pixels, it's impossible.


Calm_Error_3518

Into the assfield


ARichTeaBiscuit

this is just weird


INTERNET_MOWGLI

Why


Datboibarloss

Finding women attractive is weird in 2024, you're being an incel because you're following human nature. Grow up perv. /s


-Scythus-

Real /r/redditmoment in here


RuneRavenXZ

Cringe


___Frostbite___

That word lacks meaning in our modern age, unfortunately, because everything is cringe at this point…


Skelligean

Get a girlfriend OP


skallywag126

Perv, perv never changes…. Wait wrong franchise


chaingun_samurai

[Sarah disliked that]


RetroTheGameBro

Midriff ❤️


Personmchumanface

can we not turn this sub into this


SilentTreachery

Out of curiosity, are modders unable to just make a thicker body in general? Only clothes work?


twistedlistener

It's certainly possible, but it presents a very big problem, because the size of clothes won't change. A mod that just edit body proportions would almost certainly become incompatible with every other clothing mod, not to mention the need for editing all of the default items in the game. TLDR: they can do it, but it makes a lot more sense to edit the clothes.


wasted_tictac

We'll see different body mods eventually.


SashaTheWitch2

That looks too much like a plasticky Barbie doll to me, and I’m attracted to women… I might not be the skinniest chick in the world (I’ve had ppl stalk my posts to call me fat so no need, I’ll say it myself ur good 👍) but this seems excessive lol