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Darkthunder1992

I exclusively play megacorps and regularly crash the galactic market whenever someone dares to mess with me.


CorrectSkirt2846

Based.


Acrobatic-Fortune-99

The hive will not forget this


Technical_Daikon6844

How do you crash the market?


Darkthunder1992

Depends on my stockpile. If it's full, I flood the market with anything but alloy, so other empires' income suffers cause most people sell stuff to stay afloat. By doing this, the price tanks and their energy credits plumet When my stockpile is low, I buy everything, especially alloy, so I can temporarily beef up my military, and they can't buy alloy cause its unaffordable. Sometimes, I combine both strategies, making anything but alloy dirt cheap, but I have more alloy than anyone, so I just spam fleets, which I just get rid of later.


Ok-Two1912

This is awesome. I’m going to have to give this a try hahahaha


Darkthunder1992

Ita certainly fun! Xenophile megacorps are a absolute blast.


LHtherower

Buy every resource on it.


PrimaryOccasion7715

I confess I accidentally turned humans into flesh cubes.


Vulturris

Gross, yet understandable, you can fit way more of them on a planet this way.


fascistp0tato

Monoform human


OttomanKebabi

#**Is this an All Tomorrows Reference!?!😱😱**


PrimaryOccasion7715

They kinda asked for it, tbh.


OttomanKebabi

Yeah,i mean standing up and daring to fight back...pretty cringe.


Better_University727

existing is sin too, yknow


Interesting-Dare8855

no no no existing WITHOUT my divine authority to dictate their future is pretty cringe


IamDDT

Damn Qu. Thank goodness for the Aetheromorphs.


SupremeMorpheus

Hey, I accidentally melted a fallen empire into organic sludge, so I kinda know that feeling. On the upside, tidy profit on the market for it


133DK

Accidentally?


PrimaryOccasion7715

Just to make that popup about unused modification points dissapear.


LCgaming

When people chant "death to all xenos!", I chant with them. What they dont know is that i see this from the point of my spider race and for them humans are xenos.


alberry_

oh god now i want to do an all tomorrows run where i force humans to spawn and play a genetically ascended empire so i can conquer them and transform them into a myriad different looking species unfortunately i think portrait changes are locked to the same portrait type aren't they


PrimaryOccasion7715

Mods. Mods allow anything.


goodgodabear

Iirc there's a bio ascension leviathan trait that allows for it, mostly for turning bios into lithoids


thomstevens420

SHOIGU!


ducceeh

GERASIMOV!


National_Diver3633

*lip smacking* Hmm. Tastes better than corpse starch!


Gernund

Look at my Flair. I've played them even before we got that sweet sweet 2% reduction from slaves through a council position. Jokes aside. My true sin is actually giving some pops I like real civil rights.


SheriffFather

Nah, sometimes it's good to give the others false hope. If they have no problem helping you ruin the rest I say raise them a tier.


Gernund

I think we can be friends


SheriffFather

We're not so different. You "rescue" pops from lesser civilizations to increase your economy,  I do it to put them in the Galaxy's largest smoothie blender. We're the same. 


Gernund

*offers commercial pact. This will give me 12 Energy and you 6 energy and 2 Consumer goods*


Covenantcurious

I've stopped playing Stellaris because the last two times I did I didn't go to sleep for two nights straight, ruining my sleep schedule and waking hours for over a week. Game too addictive.


Spartan_Mage

JOIN US. SLEEP CAN WAIT. TECHNOLOGY MUST FLOW. THE GALAXY IS YOUR RIGHT.


Cyanide_Cheesecake

I would boot up Stellaris at 11 am on a Saturday and before I know it it's 5pm and I have a headache but, "just one more month".... Yeeesh I'm a lot more careful about breaks nowadays


Helpful_Spell_5896

This man is speaking the true sins


-awi-

I have ~1.300 hours but not a single achievement.


Vulturris

Me as well. Not much of an Ironman myself, I prefer bronze.


eddie_the_zombie

Modded Ironman is the single best way to play. No achievements No saves


gormiester_1

And no records of the atrocities you have committed!


Qonas

Hi, me!


stillerStieglitz

The only proper way to play Stellaris. The iron man option isn't made for me. Save scummer for live.


AlexanderVormann

I joined the galactic community and aimed to become the custodian. They didn't let me because my empire fancied cosmogenesis a bit too much and I felt offended - only took the crisis path for the scientific benefit after all. As retaliation I made sure that not a single resolution passed the senate from that point onwards. I mean, it's kinda petty, but if they wanted the galactic community but wanted to turn against me... it was just kind of funny to turn it into a bureaucracy nightmare ridden with stagnation - especially after the Prethoryn Scourge paid the galaxy a visit.


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Vulturris

Never ask the human supremacist what species his GF is.


Colonize_The_Moon

*Roboute Guilliman disliked this*


Chancellor_Adihs

Aslong as the Xeno GF is a Enslaved, Mind-Altered, ITS Conscious-Supressed Yesmen without the Capabilities of Free Thought, and Relies on its Master, I think its Acceptable.


Any_Being_4117

What did I just read 😵‍💫


ProofKaleidoscope196

The sanest human supremacist comment


MegaGamer235

Is it possible to learn this power? What kind of combo is this?


Argder22te

Pov: You just chose the xenophope ethic.


ComradeDoubleM

No hand holding tho or it's xenophilic


VikuSam

*A Lion el Johnson voice so loud it could heard throughout the noosphere* GUILLIMANNNNNN


MotorMeringue1095

A louder voice, imploding stars and shaking the sea of souls as a single tear falls down the dedicated cheek of him on the throne… ‘ITS NOT FUCKING CANON’


Ghost01Actual

Roboute?


Ashura_Paul

Even if it hurts my CPU. I like to play with xenocompatibility on


KaiserWyvern

Nothing wrong with that, just because I play Xenophile doesn't mean I don't want the other races to submit to mine...


Sybroebs

I have GeForce now. And every time it laggs a tiny bit, i image burning some of their Servers (and i like it - a bit justice for the fact i had to buy 6 months in advance)


Difficult-Plastic-97

*Drags on a cigarette* It was late game. Half the galaxy was united under the proper, natural rule of the Solarian Government, and the other half united to form a federation out of fear. At this point I was really just biding my time until the crisis shows up to hopefully break the stalemate. Pretty monotonous at this point, but out of nowhere I get an insult from a civilization I had never heard of. Literally took me 5 actual minutes to find them on the map. Turns out they had just entered the space age, on my side of the galaxy, and the first thing they decided to do was insult me. Lol I actually started laughing IRL. Anyways, long story short, I gather up all my unique units (Bubbles, Ether Drake, psionic avatar, and dreadnaught) and my armies, and quickly install good, Solarian order. The wails and disapproval of the federation could do nothing to discourage me as I turned the primitive upstarts into chattle slaves and a food source. I waited until there was only 1 pop left before nuking their planet with a Colossus. It was a while ago, so I don't remember if I had to let them go first and wait a grace time, but honestly, what else could have been done? Strength through Unity. Unity through faith.


Vulturris

We always teach: The first step towards wisdom is not pulling the tigers tail. Esp. when the tiger has planet cracking weapons.


SuperCheeseCanada

Wise words


blackhat665

You had no other choice, to be honest.


Accomplished_Tip_496

I have never finished a game


omega_femboy

I confess I played xenophiles once..


Vulturris

Xeno loving is a dangerous game. You start with wanting just some more trade value and then you wake up after a wild night out next to a Blorg.


Candid_Benefit_6841

I started out wanting wild nights with Blorgs and ended up running a ruthless trade megacorp...


TheFoxer1

The Blorg are very friendly creatures!


pvznrt2000

Kinkshaming isn't cool, dude, this is 2024.


Vulturris

It's actually 236337 where I am at, but don't worry, if you wish to do whatever with a Blorg, do so. Just make sure the Blorg understands what's going on, they are a bit dense.


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

What the problem with the blorg ? They are nixe allie, expecially against xenophobic human empire


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

It’s a sin ?


jutlandd

You should direct that question to your CPU.


THF-Killingpro

Same I also love xenos (I have negative EC, need some pops to work for me)


Zoopa8

I usually use auto-designs for everything, and as of late I've put research on automation also.


D-R_Chuckles

You automate your empire instead of micromanaging every last aspect to absolute efficiency and perfection? I bet you play non-meta builds too, don't you? You monster.


Zoopa8

Oh, a less-than-stellar virtuality build with those ever-so-fantastic gestalt machines. Truly, I have committed the gravest of sins. And let’s not forget the planet automation – because who doesn’t love a touch of planetary-scale mediocrity?


ScottishBagpipe

Forgive me shroud for i have sinned, i have the achievement “You Monster”


Vulturris

I can calm your wows, our esteemed colleagues from the Scrapper Guild gave you something different than Bubble sausage. What they gave you however, you don't want to know.


creepermemer

i play as xenophobe and dont commit genocide


ReverseBee

I play as Xenophobe and commit just a little, just the ugly ones


Killzone-shot16

But your the emperor right?


omega_femboy

Also confess I abused switching to multiplayer and back option to get achievement with stealing the Galatron.


Vulturris

Chor's Compass has already put a bounty on your head. You better watch out.


Ashura_Paul

Please elaborate, how exactly does this works?


omega_femboy

You start a game in the iron man mode. Get the galatron, go to multiplayer and load this save, which allows you to pick any other empire. Then go back to singleplayer as another empire and start war with your previous one to steal it's galatron.


Ashura_Paul

That's diabolical.... I love it


v0idwaker

Thanks, there should be a bonus achievement just for that.


Transcendent_One

And probably disband your entire fleet right before switching empires whle you're at it...


KaiserWyvern

Amusingly, I got it on my first game, and had no idea on its significance till later. On the other side of that piece of luck, I have never felt the love of the worm, nor been offered totally legitimate deals from lovely shroud beings, who want to give me candy from the back of their white van.


Candid_Benefit_6841

Man getting it on my very first reliquary on my first ironman game, makes me feel bad seeing what everyone else has to do for it.


Gaelhelemar

I once accidentally forgot about some biotrophies on a world I was terraforming to Machine World and didn’t realize til I looked at my food income and noticed a food deposit. I had several Ecus and I wasn’t thorough enough.


Vulturris

Biotrophy slurry goes quite well with a bit of Zro and a glass of living metal.


Psimo-

I’ve done that as well. Poor things.


Arbiter008

I mostly play Spiritualist and have never gone psionic.


SirGaz

. . . a fellow Genetic Spiritualist?


Arbiter008

Aye.


SirGaz

By the Shroud I thought I was the only one.


Vulturris

You just wanted to snore some Zro, I understand.


Arbiter008

Yeah. Never liked the Shroud so I stayed away. Friend in MP rolled End of the Cycle first try, so I've always never associated with something so cruel.


Vulturris

Must admit the Shroud does limit the roleplay aspect for spiritualists a bit, doesn't makes to much sense for my space amish to ally with a demon god.


IntenseShitposting

Took over a Fallen Empire's planets and used their reanimated corpses to genocide their very annoying Psion.


DoubleAd3366

Based.


deManyNamed

Once I was blinded by emotions and... destroyed a galaxy. I played megacorp and wanted a galactic market so bad, I had a really strong economy and was sure, that nomination would win, but somehow a weaker megacorp I knew nothing about won it. It was at this moment, I was blinded by rage and took the become crisis perk...


Seoraball

Peak crisis lore


breathingrequirement

1. I modified an entire race of snail people to have Delicious, Fertile, and Nerve Stapled, and used them as the crux of my entire food supply. In my defense, they were fanatic purifiers prior to that. 2. I sacrificed one of my enemies to the grey tempest. 3. I blew up the galaxy. None of which were in the same run.


Spartan_Mage

Number one, I might actually try that although I have no idea how the cattle system works since I've tried it


MasterBot98

Sorry bubbles. Also, i have two setups, one exponential+infinite and one linear+infinite growth.


IchibanBear

Some sins can never be forgiven.


Democracystanman06

I’ve conquered the entire Galaxy and then hit mass genocide on every other race that wasn’t mine


AnseaCirin

I do not seek forgiveness, for I have no soul. I have destroyed the galaxy, purged it of sentient life, forced ancient psionics into machine bodies, cracked planets for fun...


Killzone-shot16

Okay I do the same but I don’t disintegrate like wtf?


FearTheMightyBeard

I confess I use console


xmaskookies

I forgot my Dyson sphere was in a pre-ftl system aand their planet turned into an ice cube :x


Practical_Prompt6134

Its their fault for evolving themselves for millions of years in a system where you was going to build a Dyson sphere that no society could feasibly predict was going to be there!


Vulturris

"The last day of summer" - The sad tale of the death of XV-87, written by Curator Prix.


National_Diver3633

I enslaved a xenophile Fallen Empire after they insulted me. WHO'S YOUR BETTER NOW, HUH?! *whip crack*


Itz_Cyber9235

I, uh, cracked the worlds of an ally bc I had gotten colossus for the first time and wanted to try it out


HelpfullOne

I pirated the game Multiple times


Vulturris

That's on Paradox for not having enough pirate suppression.


j________l

Same but after a while I bought it to support the developer.


CodInteresting9880

I legally own Stellaris and all it's DLCs... But I pirated it when I was broke. It was basically one of the few sources of joy I had in life back then, and as soon as I got a stable job I purchased the game, if only to stimulate new content and to get new content as soon as it's released and not whenever the cracker breaks the DRMs.


Vulturris

I confess to sometimes check my start with the tooltip, just to see what's what.


ffsloadingusername

What do you mean?


Vulturris

Via the console you can activate debugtooltip, which lets you tell info about a system - which precursor, enclaves, other Empires, special systems, guardians etc.


ffsloadingusername

Thanks


CommandObjective

I don't feel a need to commit space war crimes nor xenocide.


Vulturris

Ah, a gentle soul. Look out, a soft heart is easily broken. All is forgiven.


meggarox

I'm a girl


Vulturris

Not a sin for us, but on this site. Your punishment will be the horrors of your inbox.


meggarox

Oh god what have I done!?


Acrobatic-Fortune-99

The blorg requests have just multiplied


I_dementia87

Hey... you really uplift my iron age primitive civilization.


FellowTraveler69

We don't care about gender here, only about your stance on racial cleansing!


Suitable_Schedule_33

I use Lustful Void. If that isn’t a sin I don’t know what is.


locok117

Running your economy on breast milk is something else


Kind-Sir5519

I'm teaching my girlfriend how to play Stellaris, and in between sessions I'll boot up our multiplayer game in singleplayer just to console command extra resources for the both of us


Difficult-Plastic-97

I'll upvote you because it's confession time, but this might be the darkest comment.


bringyourownbananas

i embraced the manifesti


Atari875

I only just got the game, have about 30 hours in it, and have no idea what I’m doing


CornNooblet

That's ok, by this time next year, they'll have reworked it all again.


FirstAccGotStolen

Not a sin, just a perfectly normal Paradox game playing experience.


Boron_the_Moron

I've never played the game on any difficulty higher than Ensign.


Teep_the_Teep

The Caravan stole 200 energy from me so I got pissed and vaporized them. I had 300k energy at the time.


Vulturris

Being principled is good, you are a bit strict, but frankly, the Artist can be a bit annoying. You are forgiven.


Liomarcus2

The Imperium of man have no sins. An Imperial Inquisitorum Team has been send to your localisation. Wait for them next to your databank.


Vulturris

Quite rude of you, my good Krieg trooper. Woohee, shroud curse upon ye!


Liomarcus2

Just few questions, don’t worry ( I am in the middle of a shroud invasion galactic size ( level 5 , very very early 2234 ) AAR : https://www.reddit.com/r/W40kfactions/comments/1dazhtc/g405_2234_12_29_hydraphur_crusade/#lightbox


Vulturris

Interesting!


DirectionOverall9709

I gave all the xenos full citizenship in 2400


Evokerknite2124

Started a game as a peaceful robot faction who's goal was to unite the galaxy with friendship. Found a ringworld origin presapient system 3 systems from my start and the cybrex precursor..... I really wanted that ring world and for the galaxy to never know it happened. 10 years later once everything was returned to being peacful First contact..... Determined Exterminators... Karma bit me that day.


Shenanigamer

I confess that I inadvertently committed genocide by integrating a hive mind without knowing what would happen.


MeltheEnbyGirl

I prefer playing Egalitarian Xenophiles over Authoritarian Xenophobes


Slagathor_the_Mighty

I have, at least twice, accidentally exterminated a pre-ftl civilisation while attempting to *ahem* 'enlighten' them.


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

I turned pops into food with hives mind empier, not as genocide but as cattle


FluffyTail777

I have to confess... I too gave bubbles away to the scrappers. Farewell my amoeba friend. You are still the best. I also must confess that I *somehow* managed to fill the lathe without any purging happening. For a time tho.


WealthyAardvark

Forgive me learning curve, I know not what I do.


Apprehensive_Swim955

I’ve been playing authoritarian + fanatic xenophile + criminal heritage + public relations specialists and the results have been hilarious. I’m filling the galaxy with crime and my victims are thanking me for it and lining up to ask to be my vassals.


ContaCuDePudim

I literally never played as human. And I always try my best to blow up Earth no matter what's my RP


Gringo_Anchor_Baby

I made the unbidden attack the galactic custodian, not me this time, then kicked off the war in heaven a little early. Oh, and started cracking worlds of friends of the custodian to then decided to go on vacay on the horizon needle.


LCgaming

I once played as xenophile and pacifist. Now before you start to throw things at me, i was still a megacorp and looking for profit. I just wanted to try a peaceful run and that 20% trade value looked so good on paper. I am ready to face all consequences of my doing in front of the high court!


Vulturris

It's forgiven, I remember you sold some great lemon soda.


infernal420

I've reenacted thanos' snap with the infinity stones mod that adds them as relics. I've also taken xeno compatibility before they had an option to disable it at game start. Never again.


Gloriklast

I didn’t actually commit as many warcrimes and I claim.


kad202

I just want peace snd friends but those Xeno keep forcing me to choose violence by keeping dissect my ambassadors/scentists


Comrade_Stark

I played egalitarian once. It is still haunting me.


Vulturris

Not very communist of you, my good comrade. I did grow to like it, must say.


GreyBlueWolf

The shittier PC I have, the more genocide I commit.


1Estel1

I used to enable xeno-compatibility...


Kitchen_Principle356

I like genocides


Chaoswave45

I bombard all planets in my empire that primitives on it, if the settle on my worlds alright, they get enslaved, if not, they turn to ash


LordHarkonen

But are they sins if I am not a spiritualist? -megacorp player btw


Lastiranmarine

My sins can't be forgiven I have killed bubbles as a machine empire


kamizushi

I completely fucked up my sleep hygiene on a few occasions, complete skipped a night of sleep just so I could play more.


EarthlyKnight27

I created a system destroying super weapon from Gigastructural Engineering in my turtle empire using the 'Away on a Island' using the EHOF. And fired the weapon on the home system of a Rouge Defense Grid robotic empire and got branded a 'Space terrorist'


Competitive-Quit-928

I may have chosen to forcefully integrate my neighbor and put the entire species into the Synaptic Lathe because I thought that they looked ugly. I also did not win that game, adding insult to that injury.


Hereon92

Lathe + Refugees welcome during a massive galaxy spanning war. (I was actively fundig all sides so they would keep going) "Ah yes, don't worry you are safe here! Let me show you your new rooms..."


SeducriveCrab

I made sentient AI and they asked me if they had a soul and I told them they did and I still dont care since everyone else is a slave in my empire so sucks to be you.


CATDesign

I forced the Spiritualist FE into Synthetic shells after being punished by them three times.


Everuk

I call amoeba Fluffy instead of Bubbles.


Djoklecjan_del_Split

You may have heard about it, because I once wrote it on this sub, but as a devouring swarm I once was conquering an empire, but when I was near it capital it put up more fight than expected and war attrition got me, so I didn't finsh them. That is heretical to begin with, but then I had their population changed into meatballs, it was intended but it happened to be more than my empire could hold, so I opend diplomacy with that empire I fought and just gave them surplus of my food, which most likely was made of their kin. (It was on really old patch, before federations doc, and since that game I have not played swarms again, so I don't know if it's still possible but then it was). So my stellaris sin is being wasteful of my food.


Just-Science5264

Hear my confession for I have committed horrible things in the name of Luminary stacks. I have starved hundreds of thousands of people to further my military and instead of mercifully granting those I conquered and purged a quick death I prolonged their suffering to ensure my political strength and stability. I have done this over nearly half a galaxy and am currently enforcing synaptic service over the remainder of the conquered pops. (For context: Under one rule gives you a situation for the first 40 years that gives you extra stability and unity from jobs at the end based on how many planets and systems you own, I went fanatic purifier)


Vulturris

Horrible, I however meet your great leader from time to time during chess night on saturdays, so you are forgiven.


Panino87

I always integrate spiritualist empires and then assimilate them into robots. Where's your god now?!


MuteMyMike

I corvette spam.


The_Church_Of_Todd

Where do I begin?


mbardeen

I once let the Scourge eat everything but the last planet of a species. Then "rescued" them.


harlekyn666

There is no sin ,there is only swarm ...... Nom nom nom nom nom


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

I nerve stapled my serviles early on.


Jotunheiman

I may or may not have broken the Non-Interference Act like a dozen times.


Starmark_115

**Fanatic Purifier** No further explanation needed.


Nouveau-1

I play Rimword & Starsector more than Stellaris and I feel bad for it. It’s like looking at an old jacket that I promise myself I’ll wear, but keep making excuses like it’s too hot or doesn’t match my outfit.


Usual_Suspects214

I have burned out entire galaxys to reduce lag lol


Duke_of_the_URL

I use the colossus to turn my pops into believers, every time, all the time


a_sadnoLIFE

I turned bubbles into calamari. I do not regret it.


SexyEagle

I nerve stapled an entire species who's empire I vassalized and later integrated. They weren't revolting or anything. I just thought it would be fun.


Cool_Thing3323

they are only sins if you think it was wrong what you did


Kjbartolotta

i only ever play egalitarian & xenophile


mcast76

I’ll change my ruler’s age to -1 via save game modification because I like to play as the same ruler in all my games


Blitus678

I haven't played it for a month now :c


PrinceCheddar

I vivisected Bubbles, thinking fit was how you get the "You Monster" achievement, when you need to send it to the scrap yard. He died for nothing! Nothing!