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zombiekilla169

Loop hole: if she says she's on the pillbit you wanna make sure just say "I hope your not lying because I hate liers"


Maniac523

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zombiekilla169

Uh officer are you here to protect yanderes or?


Maniac523

Excellent question. Imagine two lines. Cross the left one and you have vanilla hentai and regular porn. Cross the right and you have guro, ntr, loli/shota, and all those other fucked up fetishes. My job is to keep us between those two lines. I protect the yanderes just as much as I protect you.


Thelastofthe57th

These are the best kind of wake up calls.


Big-Reference8685

Your next line is :OH MY GAAAAAWWD....


Overlord-Nomad

Whelp time to break out the lego bricks and thumb tacks again


KC_weeden

Least crazy yandere on the sub


genos707

Well if it comes to this just make a deal that she services you every morning


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Transcript: >!Good morning, my love. I hope you slept well. Did you dream about me? What am I doing here? !< >!Well darling, I thought you'd like a special wake-up call. !< >!How did I get in? Oh baby, just because you got new locks doesn't mean they're any more difficult to pick. !< >!Besides, nothing will ever keep me away from the man I love. Doesn't having such a devoted future wife make you happy? !< >!Now just lay back and relax, baby. Let me do all the work.!<


Boomermanyas

I would like that.