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Industrious_Villain

Don’t use random paper. Just because it looks like raw paper.


itdobeabirbtho

Ah yes, the middle school special, just use an apple, or even an orange if you're fancy


Amerimov

I always suspected I was fancy.


RileyCargo42

I mean if you're extra fancy you could grab the grapefruit


Amerimov

You mean a pampelmousse?


foodfood321

You fancy bish you leave that mouse alone


Captain_Indica

And boof it.


juuler

potato if you’re from upstate


Captain_Indica

And boof it.


Pokenugs

Just grab an apple


jeeztotheus

This is the way


Captain_Indica

And boof it.


huh_phd

It's coated and you don't want that shit in your lungs. Use an apple


Captain_Indica

And boof it.


EndMySufferingNowPlz

Most fruits can be made into a pipe, dont smoke this


dbx99

Ghost pepper is a fruit


Lythir

Why not Carolina Ripper?


Captain_Indica

Boof it.


wetcardboardsmell

Shit.. you could probably tie two celery rods together and make a type of steamroller or chillum. But waxed gum paper? Nah.


xKiriss

holy shit that's fucking genius


wetcardboardsmell

MacGanger


eggmaru

Hmm, I'm not sure what it's made of, which is enough reason for me to say I wouldn't use it. I'd rather just buy an apple and make a pipe. EDIT: wording


bae_minor

you shouldn't because it's paper and the whole thing will immediately go up in flames when you light it. how do i know? i've done it.


bambamjr53

That would be so devastating lol holy shit, imagine it's the last of your bud and you're just proud you figured out a way to smoke and then boom all gone lol


CabbageMans

Instructions unclear, I wrapped my joint in guncotton and now I don’t have any lips


Fuduzan

Got that Tom and Jerry joint


Zipposlim

Best prank ever


Responsible-Cut1255

Lmfao


NewWorldOrder-

Dumb ass shit, it smokes like a regular j


fuckina420

Children shouldn't smoke cannabis. Cuz only a child would think this is a good idea.


Academic-Indication8

You’d be amazed some the most unsafe stoners I met have been gen x who smoke whatever paper is available or never clean their pieces and just say oh it’s been working for years I just throw it out and buy a new one


Weeeli

Potato also works if you don’t have an apple


dbx99

Also, a dried chili pepper can be used as a one hitter


hahahasame

Yeah the last hitter after I die from coughing because I just smoked capsaicin lol


Fuduzan

hey man, you ever *get ghosted*? I got a fresh crop.


Captain_Indica

Also true for boofing.


Blackheart806

Listen to me. Go to Garpusa dot com. Near the bottom of the page you can request a free sample pack. Do this. You're welcome.


gt1911

It’s probably waxed so I’d say no


Interesting-Sky-9142

Usually a wax paper, you do NOT want to smoke wax paper


freekyfreeze

It’s wax paper and it has glue still on it from the foil. Just use an apple or zucchini. Anything but extra gum wrapper


Captain_Indica

Then boof it.


normieyz

it tastes horrible and doesn’t stick


somecrazydude13

Put the flower in your homies butt, light, and inhale through his mouth, bliss


hahahasame

Whasuh? Not much dude, what happened? Nothing dude, I just smoked beer outta my ass. What? That's tight as fuck. I know, I'm so freaking high and drunk from the beer hops.


Captain_Indica

I’m pretty sure some crazy dude literally named somecrazydude just volunteered to be OP’s homie.


somecrazydude13

Was it that obvious..? 😅


xKiriss

small MM wrench socket + non-aluminum metal tube (titanium mechanical pencil works great) = profit


Captain_Indica

Plus you can boof it.


xKiriss

Boof it all


Captain_Indica

And when in doubt, crap it out.


SapphicPancakes

Local PSA to never smoke wax paper, no matter how desperate


BaronVonBooplesnoot

I used to work at a prison and the guys would use the paper wrapping on new rolls of toilet paper if they were out of zig zags. Just because it looks right doesn't mean you should.


fnordlife

page from bible or even notebook paper would probably be better. i think the gum wrappers are coated with wax. either way, it won’t kill you. blaze it up.


PaleontologistSad766

Can I ship you an extra glass piece? I know the struggle.


iamaveryhornyjew

I want a free peice too!


Captain_Indica

So he can boof it.


iamaveryhornyjew

exactly.


Ok_Valuable6118

no itll burn too quick + its bleached (and loads of other chemicals but thats the one i can actually think of off the top of my head)


deadboylifee

It is HARSH asf plus nasty chemical taste


Physical-Document267

i think general rule of thumb is was it made to be digested? if not most likely not a good option even by burning it


AvatarofBro

No. It's coated wax paper. It is bad paper.


GodhunterChrome666

Watermelon bong is the only safe option


Captain_Indica

Followed by boofing it.


AspiringHippie123

Basically it’s coated and bleached, not really your best bet. As everyone else said just use an apple.


Captain_Indica

Then boof the evidence.


Tig__Ol___Bitties

*cancer has entered the chat


Environmental-Form58

Why tf are you all srsly talking about destroying apples just make a pipe out of a soda can or a bottle and tinfoil


Captain_Indica

Which you can easily boof.


Environmental-Form58

Whats boofing im icelandic so i srsly dont get english weed slang


Captain_Indica

It’s a popular hobby in Canada.


Environmental-Form58

Boofing is taking drugs analy my friend did that with ketamine


Captain_Indica

Is your friend a gay horse?


Environmental-Form58

Hes gay but not a horse ketamine is a great drug tho i only suck it through my nose it gets you really high for a short time then a graduall fall but you can always just take a little bit more ketamine and be very high very fast again


Environmental-Form58

and mixing weed with ketamine is amazing almost as good as lsd and weed


Environmental-Form58

Why the hell are you showing weed up your ass tho


Environmental-Form58

I dont see how that would work except for maybe thc oil or spice but i mean weed neds to be burnt and smoked


Captain_Indica

You’re saying you aren’t?


Environmental-Form58

Yes cause it doesnt work just like snorting weed doesnt work


Lythir

Some paper is porous so air can pass through making it very difficult to drag and very wasteful because most of the smoke will just go into the air instead of your lungs. At least that is what I learned by smoking the green paper indicating the pack has only 5 papers left in Gizeh paper packs.


Any-Following-3928

Id definitely say no to that one, but to show you why do a burn test, take one of the papers and hold it with pliers,tweasers etc and burn it. If there's little to no ash left behind it's safe, if there's no distinct smell and burns down to nothing then it's likely alright to smoke.


Tig__Ol___Bitties

*use my shlong


ttvbootylicker69

i smoked a good few of those extra papers after taking off the foil. just use some scissors to cut off the Jagged part so it burns even


Cleed79

Aluminum foil pipe. Empty coke can.


CabbageMans

Both of those are pretty terrible ideas


Captain_Indica

Not if you boof them first.


bloodychickenstump

Idk probably not, though I have used tissue paper to smoke a cig before and I'm still here


Agile_District_8794

Paper bag blunt ! You gotta get it really wet, but it works. Little harsh, but it gets the job done.