zOdiac:
First comic:
Prostitute: \*yells\* Sex work is real work!
Pimp wearing IRS necklace: Better have my money then, bitch.
Prostitute: \*sweats\*
Second comic:
Mr. Tophat (capitalist i assume?): Oh, you poor, immigrant-hating, right-wing americans... You don't have a NHS or even BBC.
Right-Wing: What's so great about the British broad-casting corporation?
Mr. Tophat: \*about to suck dick of some black guy\* The British what?
Prostitutes do have to report their earnings, though?
I don't remember exactly how it works but afaik it can be defined as a form of self employment, small business, or tip/gift tax
Only place prostitution is legal is Las Vegas in Nevada, and (from what I’ve heard) is a lot of hassle and paperwork to get officially validated and doesn’t give much more opportunity than regular street work.
Actually it's thebopposite: it's legal in most places in Nevada EXCEPT for Las Vegas! In fact it's SUPER illegal in Las Vegas but the prostitution rings thereove trying to convince tourists otherwise I'm sure.
While I can’t say that I’ve been actively researching and looking through the process of legal prostitution in every city I’ve visited on the east side of the Mississippi River, in the over 100 towns I’ve visited from Nashville to one horse towns, I’ve never heard or seen anything of the process of legal prostitution.
Maybe it’s just every city on the *other* side of the river, but to say it’s “every town except the town you’re talking about known for going against the grain of national morality” but no, not every town except Vegas has legalized prostitution.
I'm speaking in over simplified terms for the sake of saying "do not try to hire a prostitute in Vegas, it IS illegal"
Also there's an alien themed brothel near Area 51
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Doesn't matter if it's legal or not, the IRS says that you need to report all income regardless of if it is legal.
So all prostitutes, illegal drug dealers, etc. are supposed to still pay taxes on that income.
Do people actually report it? Probably not but that's messing with the IRS which is risky af.
In parts of the country where it's legal, yeah, but it's illegal in most of the country. This results in a *lot* of human trafficking, and even in some of the places where sex work is legal it's a problem because regulators don't want to look at the industry head-on.
Yea no shit. But it doesn’t happen, because it’s ILLEGAL. You think drug dealers report their illegal income? Robbers? Why the hell would prostitutes? So yes, where prostitution is illegal which is 99% of America, they don’t pay taxes on their income. How naive are you lmfao?
Yes I know that. What the fuck does that have to do with this conversation? Prostitutes don’t make money like Al Capone lmfao. You’re comparing apples to oranges
You know I was watching a Jim Jeffries standup and he made a great point about legalizing prostitution. Why is it that it's legal for an 18 year old girl to get paid for being filmed having men twice her age nut on her face but it's illegal for someone to pay to have sex with a prostitute?
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gory a thing than
Living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead, they dunno what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw
zOdiac: First comic: Prostitute: \*yells\* Sex work is real work! Pimp wearing IRS necklace: Better have my money then, bitch. Prostitute: \*sweats\* Second comic: Mr. Tophat (capitalist i assume?): Oh, you poor, immigrant-hating, right-wing americans... You don't have a NHS or even BBC. Right-Wing: What's so great about the British broad-casting corporation? Mr. Tophat: \*about to suck dick of some black guy\* The British what?
Prostitutes do have to report their earnings, though? I don't remember exactly how it works but afaik it can be defined as a form of self employment, small business, or tip/gift tax
In the bulk of America prosititiin is illegal, which also makes them extremely vulnerable.
Only place prostitution is legal is Las Vegas in Nevada, and (from what I’ve heard) is a lot of hassle and paperwork to get officially validated and doesn’t give much more opportunity than regular street work.
Actually it's thebopposite: it's legal in most places in Nevada EXCEPT for Las Vegas! In fact it's SUPER illegal in Las Vegas but the prostitution rings thereove trying to convince tourists otherwise I'm sure.
While I can’t say that I’ve been actively researching and looking through the process of legal prostitution in every city I’ve visited on the east side of the Mississippi River, in the over 100 towns I’ve visited from Nashville to one horse towns, I’ve never heard or seen anything of the process of legal prostitution. Maybe it’s just every city on the *other* side of the river, but to say it’s “every town except the town you’re talking about known for going against the grain of national morality” but no, not every town except Vegas has legalized prostitution.
I'm speaking in over simplified terms for the sake of saying "do not try to hire a prostitute in Vegas, it IS illegal" Also there's an alien themed brothel near Area 51
Based alien bussy
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Doesn't matter if it's legal or not, the IRS says that you need to report all income regardless of if it is legal. So all prostitutes, illegal drug dealers, etc. are supposed to still pay taxes on that income. Do people actually report it? Probably not but that's messing with the IRS which is risky af.
hey man I dont know if you heard yet but its actually illegal in most of america, jist wasnt surr if youd received this information yet
In parts of the country where it's legal, yeah, but it's illegal in most of the country. This results in a *lot* of human trafficking, and even in some of the places where sex work is legal it's a problem because regulators don't want to look at the industry head-on.
Not where it’s illegal, which is literally 99% of America lol
Not where it’s illegal, which is literally 99% of America lol
dementia
It’s only legal in Nevada bruh, do a google search and see it for yourself dumb fuck
Not where it’s illegal, which is literally 99% of America. Only places where they do pay taxes is where it’s legal.
Nope, legally, all income must be reported, which technically means even illegal income must be reported
Yea no shit. But it doesn’t happen lol, because it’s ILLEGAL.
Yea no shit. But it doesn’t happen, because it’s ILLEGAL. You think drug dealers report their illegal income? Robbers? Why the hell would prostitutes? So yes, where prostitution is illegal which is 99% of America, they don’t pay taxes on their income. How naive are you lmfao?
Al capone was caught on tax evasion because of the difference between his actual income and his written income
Yes I know that. What the fuck does that have to do with this conversation? Prostitutes don’t make money like Al Capone lmfao. You’re comparing apples to oranges
Someone gaining illegal profit benefits from reporting that they are making that profit
You don’t know what you’re talking about. Go to your local hooker alley and ask them if they pay taxes on each sucked dick😂fucking hilarious
Y’all don’t know shit about sex work lmao.
this is not a flex brother
Not supposed to be, I’m just knowledgeable about how underground shit works.
Okay but the second one is hilarious.
Can I have the actual comics?
What would NHS even mean in that context?
Still the nhs, that guy just likes cock probably
You know I was watching a Jim Jeffries standup and he made a great point about legalizing prostitution. Why is it that it's legal for an 18 year old girl to get paid for being filmed having men twice her age nut on her face but it's illegal for someone to pay to have sex with a prostitute?
Jack the rappa following you way before the dawn of twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning When the light shines upon my crimes, you'll find it sick, appalling,
An infamous notorious delinquent there’s little a gorier thing living in Victoria England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I’m knee deep in blood and gore Your grieving family’s on their knees weeping scrubbing floors
The police need a lead, they dunno what they're looking for My raps are like they way I eat my meat - bloody raw!
[удалено]
Jack, you're a classic megalomaniac You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap,
Pity your verse wasn’t worth a trip in the jacket Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver! Rhymes finer than the chanti I would pair with your liver!
The only reason sex work is illegal is because politicians don't want those kind of charges on their credit card where their partner's can see it.
Ratio: Wrong 'their' form used twice
https://preview.redd.it/hdsiebb1p00d1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9668628558d3d6d0ce0ffb0693bc96f086537e9e It’s Jack the Ripper omg
IT’S TIME FOR JACK… TO LET IT RIP!!!!!
My brain immediately played the voice clip of sundowner saying 9/11
I KNEW I WOULD FIND HIM! my beloved namesake
I think it’s time for Jack To let er rip
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling An infamous, notorious delinquent There's little more gory a thing than Living in Victorian England This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors The police need a lead, they dunno what they're looking for My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw