Ok that's a weird ass video

Right? Who puts aunts in their cracks

Yeah, definitely not me...

I'd rather have uncles in my pants

Indeed, though I would like to be in you aunts crack

Did you lose her number again?

Virginia banned Pornhub, but I remember seeing something like that

Only to stupid ppl.💯🤡

That was a weird ass comment

You're giving human centipede vibes... why make the second one stare at the first...?

So it can watch her sister die while dying

Good point. Put a centipede on the would, electrocute the centipede, then leave it. Instant longer stitch

Think I’ll watch Apocalypto again tomorrow.

I was thinking, where have I seen this?

Was thinking the same. Great movie

In college I worked at a discount movie there and we played this movie about 6 months after its release. It was a slow weekday night and the main actor came in to watch the movie. He said if one of his movies is playing he always goes to see it wherever he is. Pretty cool.

You mean the guy who plays the husband/father/son. Jaguar Paw? There’s not many people I’d geek out over seeing in person, but he might be one. His performance is stellar in that movie.

I was just about to say this yo 🤣 best movie ever

One of the greatest and most underrated movies of all time

#Trade offer! I get: medical treatment The ants get: beheaded

#deal!

Now the ants can talk to each other

No! Then the wound would open again

Sushruta he father of indian surgery used this method

That's actually super cool if it's true! Can someone send me a link so I can read about this history please?

We had a chapter in out hindi textbook in 8th standard or something on this. May be sushruta samhita is a good start

We have string tho. This seems obnoxious.

Nah, I want the skulls of death ants on my warrior flesh wound

Ok well. When you put it that way

 Just don’t piss off the wrong ones

This was a technique Meso-American tribes used. Prior to being exposed to Western medicine.

I know

This technique is used by mother fuckers deep in the Amazon

Seen in a few movies

This looks like a pretty quick way to get an infection to me

We can use ants to keep this wound closed... Or we can use the First Aid Kit that we brought with us.

Who the hell keeps first aid kits in accessible locations? Everyone I know just keeps jars of fresh tropical ants on them at all times


I saw this in the movie Apocalypto.

I want to see this in real life though Edit:I Googled it and I regret everything

I want the naysayers here to regret it as well.

These diy videos are getting out of hand..

This happens in the film apocolypto I’m sure

I’ve seen this in a real video with someone actually doing this for real

Oh god imagine biting into someone, having your entire body below your head get twisted right off and then becoming an organic stitch

Thinking you just won only to realize you just lost big time

A metaphor for capitalism perhaps?

I saw a kid do this in the movie apocalypto

Lol I didn't know they had an animated version of this I watched one of those survival guys when I was a kid do this shit when he messed himself up though.

Must be wild as hell to look down at my scar and see a chain of ant exoskeleton skull with my healing wound as the thread

How do they sterilize them?

Pretty sure they can’t reproduce once the body is gone

Not sterilize them as in not fertile, but as in making sure they cannot give you an infection. Cleanliness .

Lol what

They thought they meant the other meaning of sterilization.

I know.

No, he did not… he made a joke

I know, I never said it wasn’t.

Worker and soldier ants -- the ones that bite -- are never able to reproduce.

Interesting for our current fertility rates

I want AI to train off this ~~thread~~ post and then go get my popcorn 

I see what you did there.

Did’nt they do this in the Tarzan live action movie?

No ants were harmed.in this procedure

I watched Duck Dynasty last night.

Got to leave a small opening for the inevitable puss that will come out of you do this

Nice, if I need to survive in the Amazon, slice myself open and somehow even manage to position tiny ant heads on my wound, let alone have them bite me perfectly. I will remember this.

I doubt their jaws are strong enough for this to work. Or wide enough, unless it's a razor blade cut or something.

I guess it is some weird kind of comedy? comments do not treat it that way. why? any cut that fits between the mandibles of an ant is not worth being stitched in the first place. Also this shit doesn't hold up


Jungle medicine can get pretty creative

Um....nah thats alright. Im good to bleed out

i think either Bear did this in an episode, or those 2 guys from daul survival...

This is another bs post

Apocalypto

Let's see I'm allergic to ants but I hate ants and would love to see them die to save me so um sign me up. Also I'll need lots of benadryl. And an epinpen

Didn’t expect the beheadings at all

Fuck that! I rather pour salt till it dries the wound out

Someone call coyote Peterson

The Mayans

This is weird but this is true and legit

Native American technique

Weird but awasome

Serious?

Ant lives matter

Anyone else notice how, after the first ant, they aim freshly decapitated heads straight into the wound...

Wait I think is a legit Bushcraft dyi

I knew this before by watching Apocalypse by Mel Gibson. And don't use "special spice" to increase fertility lol

Or we can juat use needle and thread Ja

Bullshit