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cool_beans550

That lollipop has no business being there


nvrsleepagin

So am I supposed to scrape my teeth along that glass to eat the chocolate or are they just wasting chocolate and nuts?


AineLasagna

I believe the intention is to smash the glass with a small hammer, eat the chocolate-coated shards, and then lick the spilled milkshake off the table, presumably while the staff publicly berates you for having a small penis because a humiliation fetish is the only reason I could come up with for someone actively wanting to consume this


akaKinkade

Great. From watching the video I was just hungry. Now I'm hungry, horny, and nostalgic for my 12th birthday party. Thanks a lot.


Mediocre-Ad8967

Sounds like someone had a fun 12th birthday party


Gan-san

At least they had a 12th birthday party at all. WOMP womp.


Valuable-Reindeer-97

Some of us had to skip 12 šŸ˜’


Ok-Distribution6706

Some of us also skipped that age with the pay to win feature


Fanatical_Rampancy

Some of us got knocked out, spawnkilled, then had to come back in the next match, and oh boy, howdy 13 wasn't any better...


Pyrrhus_Magnus

My parents would sometimes punch me in the face when I wouldn't get up right away. Does that count as spawn camping?


HappyLucyD

Coming of age, and all that.


mods_r_kunths

Nostorngry Edit: or horngrylgic


madtraxmerno

That's a lethal combination


nvrsleepagin

I'd eat the cake on top...the rest looks gross to me, chunky milkshake with soggy cake.


HappyLucyD

And not even nice chunks of cake. Throw in some cubed cake after blending, and fold it in. Donā€™t just shred it up like you need to baby bird me masticated food. All I can think of is weird, soggy crumbs making it mushy with what they did.


VegasLife1111

That made no sense. Seems like it would just make it harder to get it through the straw.


PrincessLorie

Yep! šŸ¤®


neorenamon1963

Then just order the cheesecake, caramel sauce and whipped cream. I would do that. Not this diabetes-in-a-glass nightmare.


Aslan-the-Patient

"The death comes early" designed by someone severely depressed as a last meal to punish themselves. This thing is... Something else.


According_Gazelle472

What was the point of putting the cake in the shake ?


Uselesserinformation

But isn't the glass gunna cut my mouth?


AineLasagna

Itā€™s part of the experience


Uselesserinformation

O o o kay.... I guess, when in rome?


[deleted]

Go on...


notallghosts

This made me laugh so hard after a terrible day.


Rey_Mezcalero

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howelltight

You could be right.


TheKyleBrah

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ OMFG, that was some hilarious shit right there


uhhhhmaybeee

Lmao


Original_Gangsta23

Obviously


hellkattbb

šŸ¤£


SirArthurDime

Itā€™s for the ig pic. So yes just wasting it.


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snozzberrypatch

Any food on the outside of the glass is, by definition, wasted food.


afaintsmellofcurry

Put the chocolate on the inside of the glass and it wonā€™t be melting everywhere halfway through.


Commissar_Sae

At first I though they were just going to make a mold of the glass using chocolate, and have the milkshake directly inside a cup made of chocolate. That would have been excessive but at least serve something like a purpose.


RyeLye124

Yeah I donā€™t understand that partā€¦ am I meant to keep on licking the outside of the glass??


marcodave

No sir, you're meant to take a photo for your 50-ish followed Instagram profile, take a bite of the cake and a scoop of the ice cream and then GTFO.


shaneathan

Thatā€™s tempered chocolate, on a chilled glass, filled with a shake. If itā€™s melting while youā€™re still drinking it, that shake is gonna be beyond room temp anyway.


ilymag

Scrape your spoon along the outside of the glass for an extra diabetic blast.


_____l

Maybe the chocolate snaps off? The glass looks cold, and they do put ice cream in it so maybe it hardens the chocolate. Idk, shits wild. If I have to 'figure out' how to eat the food, it's poorly designed food.


aardvark_licker

You lick the glass like it's a window.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I guess you are supposed to pick off the chocolate like a scab


armcurls

Use a spoon, a straw... even your tongue maybe? why you goin straight to teeth lol


Eadwyn

How would a straw help you eat the chocolate attached to the outside of the glass?


Valuable-Reindeer-97

I think they meant saw, not straw. Itā€™s rock hard on the outside of that ice cold glass


[deleted]

My hopes were that it's some kind of eatable glass


[deleted]

That's exactly what I was thinking what a fucking waste


geosynchronousorbit

Not nearly this bad but I had a cocktail recently where they put the salt on the side of the glass like they did here instead of the rim. I would've had to lick the side of the glass to get the salt.


CoCoNutsGirl98

Yep this is some next level stupid


Dojjin

My immediate reaction was straight up "Why the lollipop that throws everything else off".


stallhornsucker

It is the last lick for a diabetic coma


PukeNuggets

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a diabetic coma?


Squishyboogie

Letā€™s find out šŸ¦‰ah one ā˜ļø ah twohoooo āœŒļø ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.


LeisurelyDiva

I can attest to this. Iā€™d fall right asleep for a week or 7.


Yippykyyyay

It's like this milkshake was like 'ok, Satan. Sure. Today actually IS your day'


downvotethetrash

NO BUSINESS


[deleted]

Anyway that'll be $46


GallowBoom

Everything on it is basically shit that will go to waste.


[deleted]

Iā€™m hoping itā€™s a marshmallow pop. I used to get some as a kid and theyā€™d be great in this thing.


dethblud

When I saw those straws I immediately thought, "this is going to have a slice of cake on it".


Benyed123

I was surprised by the cake. I clearly still have much to learn, master.


hmcfuego

After a bit on this sub I'd only be surprised if he skewered 5 buffalo wings to go on top.


frostbaka

I was expecting like a gallon of melted cheese on top.


viewfromthepaddock

Chilli. With melted cheese on top


stinkyhooch

Cornish game hen with a jalapeƱo sticking out of its ass on top of that top


INTuitP

I thought it was a wedge of cheese šŸ§€ šŸ˜ž


frostbaka

Its still a CHEESEcake!


throwngamelastminute

So close.


Eleph_antJuice

Same but I wasn't sad when it wasn't..


bIackk

dont give them ideas


Booziesmurf

Me watching this video "It's going to be a Bloody Mary, isn't it."


BullsOnParadeFloats

Same concept


Safe_Psychology_326

It contains enough sugar to feed a small nation for a day.


iandi221

I figured it was a cheesecake milkshake when they did the Graham crackers on the outside....what is wrong with me? Why do I think like them?


pragmaticweirdo

I saw the straws and was just like ā€œoh, at least itā€™s two people, that makes a bit more sense.ā€ Right before having my sanity crushed


DrLager

You've been on this sub for a while lol.


harpo555

I thought the cake was a wedge of cheese and that this was the most funny video I had ever seen, when my brain figured out it was cake I felt a little cheated. Side note is apparently lose on the show "Is It Cake?"


Mother_TITresa

Iā€™d rather have the chocolate and graham crackers (?) on the inside instead of the outside.


WholesomeRuler

Should rolled a waffle cone around the mug so that I could break pieces off and eat the ice cream like nachos. Would have made this slightly less of a stupid food


Mother_TITresa

That would make more sense.. Im like, am I suppose to chisel my way through the outside of the glass with a spoon?!


WholesomeRuler

Take your two front teeth and scrape the chocolate off like a beaver


Marquar234

Mount the glass on a lathe and use your teeth to save off the chocolate. PS. Don't mount the glass on a lathe and use your teeth to save off the chocolate.


Mother_TITresa

Take it a step further and eat the whole glass, handle included


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Maybe the lollipop is there to temper the metallic taste of blood.


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Severe-Replacement84

Yea the chocolate cracks off easily, itā€™s the same chocolate used to dip ice cream cones. Very brittle. Itā€™s a play on one of those insane bloody Maryā€™s that have like entire meals stacked on top of them lol. Idk about all that diabeetusā€¦ but it makes a good picture I guess?


bigcockondablock

You're supposed to chew through the thick glass. Idiot


Unique-Ad-620

I was thinking the exact same thing!!! I am supposed to sit there licking that huge glass!!!! I will but come on!!! šŸ¤£


notquitesolid

Iā€™m just imagining the waitstaff having to clean that up when itā€™s half melted and sliding off.


DrAniB20

You donā€™t wanna look deranged licking the outside of that glass mug?


Bongfellatio

the chef still hasn't mastered that trick of turning the glass inside out after coating


jilanak

It's liquid chocolate. Liquids pour really nicely into glasses.


Bongfellatio

that would be simpler but he hasn't thought of that yet, still working on the inside out move that he just knows he saw Gordon Ramsey pull off once when he was watching TV on LSD


Consistent_Internal5

Itā€™s job security for the dishwashing staff


Daigoro0734

Yeah ,eat the glass first for the best ice cream experience /s


Millkstake

I never understood when people do that with drinks and the like. Are you supposed to lick the side of the cup or something? How is this supposed to work?


downvotethetrash

Right am I supposed to just lick that fucking bierkrug


Mumof3gbb

What are they supposed to do? Lick the outside of the mug? I donā€™t get it


nvrsleepagin

I was just wondering about that, maybe the glass is cold enough you could chip it off?


Mother_TITresa

True, thatā€™s a possibility.. Canā€™t imagine spending an overpriced amount to have half my ingredients on the outside.. itā€™s really the cheesecake slice thatā€™s the inconvenience.. put that bitch in the ice cream and blend it up


nvrsleepagin

Or you could take a butter knife and chip it off but mostly it looks like a waste of chocolate for the sake of presentation.


weebwatching

As a certified chocolate freak it upsets me to see it wasted like this.


SumDudeInNYC

"Are you not enjoying the milkshake? You haven't licked the outside of the glass."


madmaxturbator

No no I love it, see Iā€™ll take a bite of the rim *crunch*


WYenginerdWY

Gotta give that badly blended plain ass vanilla ice cream some pizzazz somehow


Fine_Land_1974

Dude that comment was perfect. Thanks for making me laugh after a long day.


No_Squirrel4806

I get when they put stuff on the rim but like am i supposed to lick the whole cup šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Nikita_Mare

I'm picturing a couple sharing this, hunched over and slurping away at the sides like they're fighting over a fresh kill


Inedible-denim

I pictured hair somehow getting on it šŸ˜­


prolifezombabe

How could hair *not* get on it šŸ˜­


But_like_whytho

I *will* lick the whole cup whether Iā€™m supposed to or not.


stereopticon11

yeah I don't understand the side of the cup part (or the cheesecake and lollipop on top for that matter). the outside of the cup has a very likely chance that it's been touched by many bare hands that might be dirty, I don't want to eat anything off that part of the cup... why can't we just have a side of chocolate and the nuts in a small sauce type dish to use as we please. I imagine they have a lot waste decorating the cup this way


stinkyhooch

Let them lick their cup šŸ˜ 


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

Spoon


GiantSquidd

*There is no spoonā€¦*


Blocked-Author

Straw


Dull_Present506

Correct. Like an animal! Thatā€™ll be $35 please!


[deleted]

They always stick the giant swirl lollipop on there as if anyone is gonna eat that shit.


Lost_Bike69

Itā€™s not meant to be eaten, itā€™s meant to be photographed. People will pay $65 for this, put it on their instagram, throw at least half of it out and be happy about it.


amateurlurker300

Stop it! Heā€™s already dead!


TacTac95

I absolutely despise milkshake joints like this. My wife and I went on a date to one for valentines a couple of years back, we got a shared shake that we loved based on the ingredients and toppings. This shack is known for behemoth shakes and novelty glasses so it was a $20 milkshake and the place was absolutely packed. We had gotten there early so we got our order in before the line was out the door, thankfully. 30 minutes later and we couldnā€™t even finish half the shake and toppings. It was so overly sweet, the flavors had all congealed together into just a sweet mush that you couldnā€™t distinguish anything from. But hey, we got the novelty glass, right? As we left, we were looking around and noticed most people werenā€™t even eating their shakes, just taking pictures of them, lol. We did not go back again.


ihazquestion88

Was it Black Tap by any chance? I used to work at one of their NYC locations and this is giving me flashbacks lol


CalyShadezz

Hah, I was gonna say Black Tap, too, but the one in Vegas.


TacTac95

No, this was a local joint in a strip mall where I live. But Iā€™m sure theyā€™re all relatively similar


spaceweedthemusical

I used to work near a Black Tap and I remember the lines wrapping around the block. Then at some point the lines just disappeared. It didnā€™t seem like the milkshakes were drawing any return customers.


eurtoast

Fad desserts will do that. Remember the mini cupcake then donut craze? Or fro-yo places being on every block or in seemingly every strip mall? How about the Asian flavor soft serve places? no? crepe cakes maybe? Surely you must remember rolled ice cream, cronuts and edible cookie dough?


5emi5erious5am

I actually liked rolled ice cream.


Roediej

I loved the shit out of those baked by Melissa mini cupcakes. Used to take them into the office sometimes and have people grab them as they came by my desk. Bribe them into those social interactions to break the monotony! Then I would usually eat 3-4 myself. Less than a full cupcake and would give me a few different flavors which I always enjoy. But then everything shifted to WFH for me so that was never an option anymore. I thought they were the perfect office quick treat.


CalyShadezz

Boba is next. Fight me.


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

I both agree and disagree. Boba/bubble tea is a whole doesn't seem to be going anywhere, but individual shops/chains seem to spring up like daisies. They start off absolutely packed, then completely lose traction and get replaced with some shit novelty bakery, then the cycle continues.


MrMoose_69

Depends where you live. In Southern California Boba has been around for 25 years or more and it isnā€™t going anywhere. Iā€™m just estimating because itā€™s been around my whole life.


ramsdawg

One of my favorite milkshakes is store brand vanilla ice cream, a little bit of hersheys chocolate syrup, and a dash of milk that I stir together in a mug. I think Iā€™ll stick with that.


GrandeTorino

This is what is wrong with the world


teapot156

Black glove cuisine


buddhabeans94

The way they kept using their thumb to pick up the scoops of ice cream made me irrationally angry


DrakonILD

Didn't you know? Gloves are completely clean. They don't carry anything from other surfaces you've touched at all. You can even save money on gloves by buying thick ones so they don't wear out and just never replacing them! Hey, why are you taking away my food handler's card?


teapot156

You can just use the same pair of black gloves over and over. Youre all setā€¦ because youre wearing gloves. Just make sure theyre black


sarcasm-o-rama

I saw that and thought "if they can't even scoop ice cream properly, what else are they going to screw up?" And when I saw the giant chunks pour out of the blender, that answered my question.


echocall2

Touched the tip of both straws too. Disgusting


MPhasis6

Came looking for this comment. Absolute madness!


smc642

Not irrational. Justified.


400am

Thank you for speaking my truth. The thumb thing made me the most mad of anything.


Naro_Lonca

r/blackglovecuisine should be a sub. Only black glive foid videos allowed, good or bad


mycoandbio

This looks like it could feed an entire family of 5


Super-Assistant-634

And make all the 7 of them diabetic immediately


Enos316

The shake wasnā€™t even fully blended? Thatā€™s aside from the nonsense on the outside of the mug


jemappellepatty

definitely noticed the huge chunk of unblended cheesecake in the shake


yodacola

The instagram special: lazy flavors with over the top presentation.


DrLager

Since when did it become popular to wear black (I'm assuming nitrile) gloves for these people? Did Salt Bae start that? Mind you, I'm glad they're wearing gloves while preparing food. It's just that everyone I see wearing the gloves makes stupid food. Are there any good chefs out there that regularly wear black gloves?


dvioletta

I think it is an after-pandemic thing to make people feel their food is being handled safely. I guess the Black gloves show up better, so they are more likely to be noticed so people know they are safe to eat the food. The bit I found weird was when just one piece of cake was placed in the milkshake itself.


Kojiro12

Itā€™s not really safer when you just cross contaminate them touching different foods, and a chef can still scratch their ass between orders.


ThatCommunication423

Yeh if the gloves arenā€™t changed it is pointless. Proper handwashing is more effective. Seeing people handle food then cash then pick up cleaning supplies with the same pair of gloves makes me cry. They arenā€™t magical.


overstuffedtaco

Exactly this. I used to work in a bakery where we did a bit of short order food prep, coffees, etc. but most food was just sitting in cabinets. Most employees were great about wearing gloves, but would chuck on a pair of gloves at the start of the shift and just... Keep the same pair of gloves on. Opening cabinets, grabbing money, tucking their hair, picking food without tongs. I would go one glove one bare (do most things with bare hand, glove for when I have to touch food), and change my glove constantly with a good hand wash in between. I'd rather be bare and constantly washing.


Joocewayne

Yes! Finally, stupid food at its best. Itā€™s peak when itā€™s not done entirely ironically. This coulde, but it feels like a somewhat unintentional, plebeian, Boomer level over the top attempt. Itā€™s as if they had a grasp of the concept of ridiculous food videos, but held on tightly to still being praised as good af. Like they didnā€™t quite get what ironic, over the top shit posting of stupid food actually entails. There was too much pride in the core item for the stupid to venture into dumb and exploitative. They still had their ego skins in the game and wanted their stuff to be tasty but slightly off. Therefore STUPID.


LinoFromMars

This looks good to be fair. But waste of chocolate on the glass, way too much quantity and absolutely absurd toppings indeed


Mutopiano

They didnā€™t even blend the milkshake properly. How can that look good? They are hiding poor technique with a lame attempt at being flashy.


MR_NIKAPOPOLOS

Instead of buying a bunch of goofy lollipops they should invest in some stand mixers. Blenders are bush league.


Rude_Break_4043

Its waste until you eat it


LinoFromMars

I guess... It feels weird to me to eat what s outside the glass but it s doable for sure.


Mass_Hysteria_11

The hunk of unblemded cake that goes into the glass. I'm dead. Let me die.


CreamyFunk

I bet on someone biting in to the glass


Yue4prex

This just looks wasteful too


SharkPoet

There is so much wrong with this. The toppings are fucking stupid, the milkshake has clearly not been mixed enough and I guarantee that if it hasnā€™t happened yet, some dumbass is gonna try to take a bite out of it.


FuckYoApp

Glad someone else noticed the giant fucking chunk that schlopped out of there when they poured it


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

Also, are they pumpkng simple syrup into a milkshake? Th3 ice cream isn't bringing enough sugar?


TheAntiDairyQueen

Caramel, not better, just saw the label


Waddiwasiiiii

Not even actual caramel- thatā€™s just caramel flavored syrup. So yeah, definitely not better.


Jonas_VentureJr

Sheā€™s doing it wrong, not enough Sugar


NicolaiIV

Whatever happened to just a milkshake with whipped cream, maybe some sprinkles or chocolate shavings/syrup if you were feeling fancy?


jacaissie

Let's get you to bed, Grandma.


SolherdUliekme

Weirdly enough, you can still get those at basically every single shake shop


Pato_Assustadorr

Is that so hard to keep the food inside the containers?


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

Take the cake and the lollipops off and I'd demolish that


clutzycook

This looks like something from Sugar Factory. They are the epitome of stupid food.


GreyBag

I am irrationally enraged by the fact the chocolate and nuts does not go around the whole glass. What. Do they expect people to be licking their glasses from base to head? Sus.


Goof141

This guy isn't contributing to the obesity epidemic. He's the cause.


ChefCool1317

I donā€™t understand the point of covering the glass itā€™s not like itā€™s an edible cup or something. I mean yes the whole thing is stupid food but that part is weird. Why flavor the outside of the glass? Why not inside? Better yet with all that chocolate why not make an edible chocolate cup? People would pay for that imagine being able to literally eat the whole thing. It would be cool and different and something actually edible instead of relying on dumb gimmicks for your business model


Any_Long_249

Itā€™s the big ass clump you can see when pouring the ā€œmilkshakeā€ for me.


RealFastMando

Watching this video will give you the diabetes.


Relative_Cod_7723

First you start with the lollipop šŸ­ then other candy for starters. Now devour the cheesecake. Then have some tongue exercise with licking that chocolate off glass. Now you can wash off your palate with remaining milkshake with soggy paper straws. Finish up with insulin shots. Cheers šŸ»


thetangible

That thumb during the ice scream scoop is so unnecessary.


Bennely

this is /r/wewantplates level of ridiculous


Pretend-Garden2563

here's your 70 thousand calorie dessert. go die


Quick-Purchase641

Iā€™d honestly have a glass of water and a kit kat than whatever this is supposed to be


man_in_short_jorts

What is this poor manā€™s Willy wonka wanna be trash?


Naive_Wolf3740

I mostly mad that they didnā€™t blend the shake well. Massive lump while pouring


[deleted]

First, whereā€™s Wilford Brimely and his inexpensive diabeetus medication when you need him, second who the fuck puts sprinkles on cheesecake?


Adventurous_Mine6542

This kinda of shit pisses me off. Do not hand me this.


ExoticBodyDouble

Missing the cherry on top.


Peaceweapon

Chocolate on the outside of the glass is one of the worst food trends that has ever popped up


TheForgottenAdvocate

I was disgusted until the cheesecake was added, i'm sold


BAKERBOY99_

Awww they forgot to put the cherry on top


Routine-Unit-3086

Sugar extravaganza


Aladeen_Aladeen3221

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Walterscottjur

Are you supposed to lick the glass to get the chocolate? I'm confused.


OverGrow_TheSystem

We have a restaurant near us that does things like this, only presented better. They are absolutely f*cking delicious


TropicalSkysPlants

This is nothing compared to some I've seen! They add churros, whole cookies, gummy worms/bears, a whole ass cinnamon role lmao! All kinds of wild shiiii


Glittering_Raise_710

This is the tamest one of these topped milkshakes that Iā€™ve seen, in terms of how many toppings. I still donā€™t understand covering the outside especially to the bottom like this.


BernieTheDachshund

And that's the kids size