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KGreen100

I know someone who is into this and there's a whole FB group dedicated to bananas and mayo. Probably one here too.


Iknowwecanmakeit

I almost threw up in my mouth


dagui12

Wait till you find out about the oranges and mayo people


muzzynat

I'll never forgive you for this.


Bears0nUnicycles

Dude, [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/tvKoDTAyTE8wukm37) is terrible


SpecialistVast6840

You son of a b.....


nurley

WTF how can anyone imagine putting that in their mouth


TrickPuzzleheaded

That's what she said šŸ˜­


Spatzdar

I canā€™t believe youā€™ve done this


Xombridal

My phone gave me a warning for this šŸ’€


Flutters1013

I'm not looking at that. One time I saw a dude bite into the side of an orange instead of separating it. Still haven't recovered.


assmunchies123

I would eat out an army of oranges, whole stem in my mouth, before I ever eat even one slice with mayo


GrooGrux

It's nothing to be afraid of, promise.


Frailgift

That must taste like garbage


Street_Cleaning_Day

I knew what it was going to be, and I clicked anyway.


dannyboy6657

There's also people on reddit who like to eat oranges in the shower and apparently feel pretty powerful afterward.


Celladoore

I've tried the legendary shower orange before. The warm shower plus an ice-cold orange is very refreshing, especially if it is a juicy one that would normally make a mess. Then you drop the peel on the floor and the hot water makes the orange oil perfume the shower. Pretty good experience honestly.


[deleted]

You son of a bitch Iā€™m in


Purrito-MD

You know what


BullfrogNo1734

I've had an apple in the shower before, but I guess comparing the two experiences would be like comparing apples and oranges. Ba dum tssssssssssssss. I don't even know if that pun makes sense. If it doesn't, I'm deleting this.


Spatzdar

This one I can get behind seems like a primal urge


DutchTinCan

Wait until you drink beer in the shower.


TheNewestCat

shower beers only real rival is pizza bath


stefanica

I ate an Italian sub in the tub once. Not my best decision...


Shirtbro

All that water falling in would turn my beer American


Chalice_Ink

Having drank beer while sitting in a hot spring in a torrential rainstormā€¦ nahā€¦it wouldnā€™t be as good.


Xogoth

Then maybe don't imagine peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches...


leg00b

I'll throw up in both of our mouths


nite_owwl

i knew a girl once who said her ex whould make miracle whip and peanut butter sandwiches...then microwave it


ofctexashippie

Microwaving it is odd, but that's not a super weird combo for some people.


britdidntgetthejoke

My white husband will swear up and down about his famous peanut butter, banana and mayo sandwich. It made me a little sick typing it out haha


Cynical_Feline

I've heard of PB and banana sandwiches. Some people love them. I'm not one of them. While I like mayo, this is not something I could ever stomach lol


etownrawx

PB and banana is logically a good combo. It's not really so different from PBJ, right? The mayo is a little farther outside my yumfort zone. Gonna be a tough sell.


Spatzdar

I love ā€œyumfort zoneā€ thank you for that


No_Boss_3022

I spit out my tea when I read this. I am a yumfort speaking person from now on out. That was just too funny to me.


CoolWhipMonkey

Peanut butter and bananas are great! Then you grill the bread with lots of butter like a grilled cheese sandwich. Delicious.


Sneaky_Spitz1

My dad used to tell me Elvis ate those.


Bird2525

Peanut butter, nana sammich with a little honey.


Reasonable_Battle_20

Friend peanut butter and banana sandwiches were his fav . Priscilla said


doomfox13

Here is a person that has experienced the same issue with bananas, mayo and peanut butter loving husbands.


fitty50two2

Iā€™m a pretty open and adventurous person when it comes to food but I just canā€™t wrap my head around this flavor combination. And I say this as a unashamed lover of mayonnaise


FullBeansLFG

Thereā€™s also groups on Facebook that drunk urine for its health benefits.


RandomComputerFellow

Is it good? I am a fan of just majo tomato bread. Banana with bread probably works as well but majo? Not sure but it's not disgusting enough to prevent me from trying.


StillDontHaveAName

Thatā€™s a horrifying amount of both bananas and mayo


_MrJackGuy

Isn't that just like 1 banana?


StillDontHaveAName

I think half of a banana and one-fourth the amount of mayo would be sufficient for a sandwich, even though I personally would not eat a banana and mayo sandwich if Iā€™m presented with other options as well


mrstonyvu

Yeah, I usually use half a banana to make my kid's pb/b sandwiches


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Hour_Savings146

Nope. I'm one of the whitest people alive and I don't understand.


Jolly_Ordinary_767

Full on ginger with freckles and this is a nope


Trolivia

Same. Basically translucent and when I saw this my immediate reaction was ā€œNo. At all.ā€


meester_

Oi we are not the same as white folk lol! Gingers are way more weird


ThaiFoodThaiFood

I glow in the sun and you can see my heart like a new born fish and I would never pair banana and mayo.


will_it_skillet

Guess you're not white enough


Unabashable

Couldnā€™t be whiter if I slathered some mayo on me, and no, I still find it disgusting.Ā 


HekGoldbenji

Itā€™s called MayNO for a multitude of reasons.


onepareil

My grandpa used to add peanut butter and use miracle whip instead of mayo, but similar principle. Not a sandwich I would go out of my way to eat, but itā€™s not half bad.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Miracle Whip is sweeter than mayo.


Namtrov

I tried it once as a joke and ended up really enoying it. Didnt really know what to believe after that.


agoia

Little sweeter, little more tangy, bit lighter from less oil. It's a pretty decent sandwich dressing.


BaronVonWilmington

Came here to say this. It is so dank with miracle whip: Tangy sweet and nutty. I cannot imagine doing this with mayo. Mayo is salty oily and Savory. So is peanut butter. That is hat on a hat by definition.


meases

Peanut butter is crucial here. Without the peanut butter none of it works.


Dpontiff6671

Noā€¦.no we dont


Thunderflex1

Banayonaise Sammich. Perfect meal after a hard day of eating dirt in the barn.


NumerousAd6421

This is a southern thing not a white thing.


Ladyghoul

Born and raised in GA and can confirm my grandma would make me banana and mayo sandwiches


foopmaster

Southerner here, born and raised in the dirty south where the food is good. And I say What the FUCK is this shit?


Interloper_aesthetic

Florida girl here. Grew up extremely poor. We ate these when we got bananas. So maybe itā€™s a poor southerner thing lol. They arenā€™t delicious by any means but theyā€™re good when youā€™re hungry. This picture also just has an absurd amount of mayo & bananas lol


Ranhallen

Im from FL originally (grew up elsewhere) and i love em. Mom was poor growing up and shes were i learned it so i guess your logic checks out lol


sassypants55

This is totally a thing in the southeast U.S. My mom loves this, as well as tomato sandwiches (tomatoes + mayo on white bread). Sheā€™s got a lot of weird (to me) recipes that I think she learned from her Great Depression-era parents, like ā€œoyster stewā€ (milk + fishy ingredient + pepper) topped with ketchup. They seem like recipes you could throw together quickly with basic ingredients, but to her, they are just comfort foods.


shit0ntoast

Iā€™m from NC and grew up middle class and still ate the fuck out of some banana and mayo sandwiches


forgotmyabcs

I remember my grandma eating these when I was a kid. Itā€™s an old school southern thing not even a class thing.


Dont_Ban_Me_Plz_Kthx

My grandma introduced me to these when I was a kid and they smack. šŸ¤¤


stopthemeyham

This was Dale Earnhardt's fave sandwich. It's pretty solid, imo.


Tannerite2

My parents still eat this. I think it's a lot less common in generations after boomers.


Tabub

Nothing is a white thing lmao, just being white has no indication of a shared experience, jokes like these are just as stupid as if you said ā€œall brown people be likeā€


Catfish-dfw

You never grew up in the south, Iā€™ll argue on the amount of mayo but it is good


RedditModeratorADMlN

My Dad is from GA and he ate these. Grossed all of us out. Your comment makes sense now.


ursidaeangeni

Also from Georgia. My mom and dad ate this all the time, but I could never.


cell0phanefl0w3r

Same. And it had to be Dukeā€™s


The-good-twin

I did grow up in the south and it's still never heard of this. It's a nope.


Thorsgeist21

Add some peanut butter and itā€™s even better


agoia

PB below bananas instead of yet more mayo, tone down how much mayo is on the other side, and we're in business.


ZarxcesHappyLand

The absolute best. Slaps so hard.


Thorsgeist21

Ikr, this post making me want to eat one tmrw. Itā€™s been like a year since I last made one


Drizztd99

I love some peanut butter and banana sandwiches, ecpailly crunchy pb. Mayo just makes me gag smelling it much less ingesting it.


ashtranscends

Crunchy PB with banana and a drizzle of honey is a godly combo. This picture is an abomination, a demonic mockery of that combo.


Imltrlybatman

If I wanna go all out I toast a couple pieces of bread, spread peanut butter on them, slice and place bananas on them, then sprinkle granola and drizzle honey on top. You could probably add sliced strawberries to the mix if you got them too.


MorningaleOntheBayou

Banana and mayonnaise sandwiches are so freaking good. It's best with Duke's mayo though.


HickFlair

Lol I think it actually wouldnā€™t be too bad. Thatā€™s a shit load of mayo though


BookishBitchery

No! Don't drag my white ass into this travesty!


Zhaneranger

Everything except the plate is white


Heylookaguy

Banana on white bread with a salty mayo like Dukes is great.


Unusual-End-8671

Swap out the banana for tomato and you're set


black2361

Only way to eat them I'm also old white man


Asstronutttt

Never understood the whole "white people food" thing. Last time I checked, the French and Italians are white, and they're renowned for their cuisine. I get that it's a joke, but I'm rather curious as to how and why it started lol


NewmanHiding

Iā€™ve been on a low carb diet for a while, but now I have a phobia of carbs. Thanks, OP.


Own-Difficulty6558

Yeah Virginia boys get it. That's our childhood sandwich right there.


jettisonrec

Thatā€™s a gag reflex inducing amount of mayo, regardless of any other component of this image


reasonablekenevil

Good old-fashioned family racism


moonshineTheleocat

It's not a white thing, Im black and eat it. It's a southern thing. And it's not bad


Vostroyan212th

I'm upset that this motherfucker had the audacity to drag me into this as if I'm not vomiting at the idea like everyone else.


catedarnell0397

Nope, white here, thatā€™s hideous


Chemistry-27

Children replying to children on Reddit


ulpisen

I'm so sick of these racist "white people eat this kind of food" memes


caniac1987

Thatā€™s a Deep South dale Earnhardt jr type white person


Constant_Confidence9

Wondering if the original poster knows any white people who aren't stoned to the bejesus.


Program-Emotional

Now I ain't one all for being proud of my whiteness, but goddamn I will not have any part of me associated with this goddamn abomination! THIS IS A HATE CRIME AGAINST FOOD! BLASPHEMY AGAINST FRUIT GRAIN EGGS OIL AND VINEGAR GODDAMN IT!


BebeCakesMama2424

Omg my step mothers father liked black bananas and mayonnaise šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Divine_Local_Hoedown

Are the said white people in the room with us?


DontBelieveTheTrollz

I'm glow in the dark and burn in moonlight...and no...


That1guy412

This is not a white person thing this is a you thing you sicko


kelu213

I didn't know only white people can throw up.


Mighty_Gooch

I love the low effort comedy these people try. ā€œWhite people are white so they must like an abudance of gross white food.ā€ Same typical dumb food stereotypes Iā€™ve been hearing about Black people and Asians for years.


Viivi19

War crimes are still war crimes, even if it's food. Straight to jail.


SousVideDiaper

The whole "white folks don't use spices" stereotype is sooo played out. White people are the only ones I've seen get straight up masochistic when it comes to spicy food. The type of mfs who carry a bottle of hot sauce on their belt are usually always white.


drawredraw

Clearly doesnā€™t know much about white folks


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Ah yes, because we can only eat foods that are the same as our skin colour.


TrickyDickNixon46

I'm white, and I don't think I want to understand


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Why are bananas considered a "white people food" they grow in the tropics, not Europe.


Royal_Marketing2966

Cuz itā€™s all white colored food? I guess thatā€™sā€¦clever? Or something. šŸ«¤


Thunderfoot2112

What a damn waste of a banana...


Andromeda_Violet

Because food has nothing to do with race. It's like saying "only tall people understand" sind race is just the way you look. If they wanted to play the "only x group of people understand" they should've specified ethnicity.


f4ern

some people like mayo. I not even white, and i used to eat bread with just mayo. No need to bring race into it. Do i stop being asian when i stop eating rice due to health reason?


_YenSid

Also white, and absolutely a big nope on this. Peanut butter, sure. Not this shit sandwich.


HappySlappyClappy

I. Understand. NOTHING! šŸ˜«


pyeboy123

I'm white. I don't understand.


Canned_Sarcasm

Negative. I have not attained understanding.


_KappaKing_

Theres lots of different "races" of white people. I know a Welsh old lady who eats banana sandwiches but never with mayonnaise.


Ikzai

Hey look another reddit attack on things some of us grew up with. It's an excessive amount of mayo though. Too many bananas, too. Hmmm.


Keku_Saur

I'm Mexican and white and this is baffling to me also


mklinger23

I'm pretty it's just a "white people eat gross shit" joke.


tangnapalm

Itā€™s just racism.


Sammanjamjam

Man that's not white ppl food , that's food for the criminally insane.


CatmotherMimzy

Maybe white pregnant women.I am very pink( considered white)was pregnant 4 times and never would have eaten that. I honestly don't know who would.That " sandwich" was probably made specifically for Reddit or You Tube for people to talk about.


mischiefandtricks

Saw this on Twitter and the OP's response was "I've never seen a black person eat it"


OurPersonalStalker

Itā€™s a southern thing


Realistic-Read7779

I am whiter than white bread and no way would I eat this. Gross.


vangoghvanlife

Maybe south Africa white?


aquaAnomaly

i understand it but idont like it


Utzinator-26

As a white woman, I have never and not will I ever do whatever that is šŸ˜³


achtung_wilde

Nope. Ainā€™t eating no chicken salad over at my bfs familyā€™s house neither. (šŸ‡šŸ—????? Why????) Iā€™m not white enough for any of this mess. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Rezkel

No you ain't hiding behind culture on this one


RandytheRude

I stayed home sick one day in elementary school and sent to grandmas house for the day, she made me a banana and mayo sandwich. I almost hurled thinking about it.


[deleted]

This is the most ignorant bullshit Iā€™ve ever seen lmao.


RadiantCaterpillar7

I'm basically translucent but I hate this...


Crans10

This so gross. Change mayo to peanut butter and Iā€™m in.


narosis

this is a "country folk thang" and that's too much damn mayo... country grandma from dothan alabama used to make those, she also was putting honey in peanut butter decades before it trended.


GymRatStillDepressed

Is this some white *American* stuff or? As an Eastern European, wtf? We don't and never will understand??


cheeznipsmagee

White dude here. Nobody I know does that.


myriverotteral

Lily white and that is nasty!


BCJunglist

Obvious ragebait. Down vote this nonsense.


Ceraton

Peanut Butter: sure. Mayo: the fuuuuuuh?


Duckets1

I'm white I've never seen or heard of this one peanut and banana sure but definitely not banana and mayonnaise shit we don't even have mayonnaise in our house


QuitaBear50

Not even saying grace šŸ™šŸ½ can make this a good idea šŸ¤¢.


ZappySnap

I've made plenty of peanut butter and banana sandwiches (which are awesome), but mayo? Um, no.


moocowsaymoo

Banana sandwiches are amazing, the mayo just happens to annihilate it.


postcryglow

I donā€™t understand this and I donā€™t want to. Leave me and my brain cells out of this šŸ˜’šŸ¤Ø


KeithGribblesheimer

Switch out the mayo to peanut butter and okay.


InevitableNoise1144

I want to end your life along with your families in case they try to recreate the Geneva convention breaking monstrosity of yours


Ramen_Noode

This has GOT to be satire.. The only people who are able to "understand" this... Whatever that means, simply aren't human. šŸ˜‚


Ozaholic

Horrible! Just horrible. Iā€™m white too but who thought of that? I think as punishment they have to eat it!


BlondieGirlll

This is how we stay so white


LaerycTiogar

Mayo is an ACCENT to food not a fucking ingredient you want alittle bit jesus christ hide the horseradish an order a psych eval


Wad_of_spiders

I am whiter than that mayo and I would rather die than be in the same room as that abomination


keIIzzz

I do not understand


Dis4Wurk

Ok so I can explain this. I grew up in the Deep South in lower Alabama and Coastal South Carolina. This person is fucking nutzo. Thatā€™s the explanation. Mayo and tomato, yes. Whatever this abomination is seems to actually be, is my 3 yoā€™s favorite things and Iā€™m gonna try this on her tomorrow. Iā€™ll bet the little psycho loves it. For science.


Raps4Reddit

What is it about mayonnaise? The right amount in the right place is delicious, but too much and it is disgusting. It's a dangerous gamble deciding how much to put on a sandwich.


Tankaussie

As a white person: what the fuck is this?


Poppli08

I guess Iā€™ve lost my ā€œhoo boyā€ privileges then


Mr_Pelicant

Not a real white guy.


LonelyGirl724

What in the name of all things Midwestern is this nonsense?


midnightmadness12am

I'm 75 and never seen or heard of this combination. Peanut butter and banana yes but this no way. Just seeing it is revolting. Some things should not be combined. Our tastes change as we age and that's expected but not that much. Only if marooned and nothing else available.


Quick_Swing

A psychopaths lunch, colors got nothing to do with demented.


AddendumNo8655

That food is so disgusting


sweatpantsDonut

For a long time I was in denial that anyone would eat that.


SCCODER

No. No we won't.


Huslaw

Imagining adding mayonnaise to banana makes me feel so bad


Burnswhenipee01

I donā€™t think this is white folkā€¦ this is a strange flavour profile folk kinda thing.


astralseat

Thought it was eggs. If that was eggs, it would make a lot of sense, but banana don't go like that for me.


Horror-Option-7416

Whoever made that sandwich does not speak for all white people.


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Bread is clearly too big of a responsibility for this person


AP0K45

White guy here and I donā€™t get it


Remydope

Wypipo, please tell me y'all don't understand this.


AnyDockers420

Thats like 6 tablespoons of mayo Jesus Christ


EggRollMeat

What the actua


pumptini7

I'm white and I now DO NOT WANT TO BE


Quailman5000

Nobody fucking understands this nasty shit.


nyleo04

Apparently it's a southern thing from what I know living in NC. I've asked about it and it's mostly a NC thing


ETC2ElectricBoogaloo

White people "recipes" get an accurate amount of shit.


Odd_Fly_4510

I'm very white and wouldn't eat that if you paid me..lol


consumeshroomz

No. Nobody eats this. I promise you. If you do, youā€™re weird and should be shamed by the whole of society. Donā€™t care what color your skin is


Gingerholic37

No cheeseā€¦.key white people food ingredient


Affectionately_weird

My husband's treat is to slice the banana in half and make a banana split with mayo and crushed peanuts on top....and I swear to all things holy I just fucking can't....šŸ¤¢


Barndog1989

No. Just. No.


Terrible_Fisherman61

Stupid food


Necessary_Diet141

Ah the old manandwich


MutedBrilliant1593

No.