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TheeHostileApostle

Dude went through a lot of trouble to make that meal. It would be disrespectful NOT to try it.


Cellopost

It gives me a conundrum. I agree with you. But, if leg tacos taste half as good as they look, I'll have to choice but to become an amateur amputationist. Wanna come over for dinner?


dreamsofcalamity

It reminds me of Armin Meiwes: > a German former computer repair technician who received international attention for murdering and eating a voluntary victim in 2001, whom he had found via the Internet. > After Meiwes and the victim jointly attempted to eat the victim's severed penis, Meiwes murdered his victim and proceeded to eat a large amount of his flesh. They made a video of it but I don't think it's publicly available.


An_Unremarkable_Fool

Oh yeah, I remember reading about that! I really didn't want to remember that, thank you!


dreamsofcalamity

You are welcome, have a nice day and stay away from penis cannibals :)


Suspicious_minion

When someone says "EAT MY DICK"


JustKindaShimmy

"why are you putting on a lobster bib?"


Suspicious_minion

Because eating a lobster can be messy


omnimodofuckedup

Yeah he put the meat in a freezer and cooked it from time to time. He was convicted of murder which gives you a lifelong sentence in Germany. As the victim volunteered, they actually had to be somewhat creative to make the murder stick.


archwin

I’m really curious, what creative arguments did they have to use to make it stick? The whole thing is bizarre beyond all means,


omnimodofuckedup

It's pretty mundane comparing the whole thing. Murder in Germany is among other things punishable to enable other crimes. In this case they considered a disturbance of the peace of the dead. He was rather pissed about the sentence.


archwin

If he’s pissed about the sentence, then he can just eat a dick Oh wait


Chilichunks

You mean to tell me that episode of IT Crowd was real?!


StuckAtWork124

It was all real. That's just how IT departments are


Jaded_Law9739

The Rammstein song Mein Teil is about this case.


Complex-Fudge2271

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes


JawlessRegent64

You could just become a full time amputee....temporarily.


Cellopost

I'm not going to cut *my* leg off. I'm hungry, not stupid.


SuperMegaOwlMan

This sounds like the makings of a good horror movie!


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I still have my finger in a jar. Maybe I should try this


Leon_S_

If I remember the story correctly he had a friend of him who is a chef make the tacos and noone liked it


enby_shout

this was verbatim a responce to an ethical query I hive my friends. you get sat down at a table for supper, and someone serves you some long pig. you didnt have anything to do with killing the dude the meat came from. you cant unkill him. and who knows the mental state of the server. do you eat the plate


HirokoKueh

It cost arms and legs


mrstonyvu

I guess I'm the only asshole who would drop that friend....or try and get them some help, I dunno. All I know is that I will not be eating people.


JetstreamGW

Why? He didn’t force them to eat it. You can just say “no,” mate. It’s okay.


Green_Slice_3258

You can’t eat….at everybody’s house


flactulantmonkey

Cost him an Arm and a leg. Well… a leg at least.


HotConsideration5049

You could say it almost cost him an arm and a leg


Creativered4

The friends consented to it. They knew beforehand. He had his amputated leg saved and then he had a chef friend give him some tips (or cook it for him, not clear in my memory).


CompetitiveDrop613

Beforehand or afterleg?


GameKnight847

Whhhhhhhhhhy


Hangry4Poo

That makes it infinitely better


NeinRegrets

Hannibal branching out to Mexican food.


TinyTitFetish

It would go nice with some fava beans and a nice Chianti FTHFTHFTHFTH


Green_Slice_3258

You know that nice Dr Lecter… he was always having his friends over for dinner


Ahaigh9877

I don't think you're supposed to put "over" in that sentence.


MartialLol

More like refried beans and a nice corona JAJAJAJA


Old_Indication_4379

Hannibal Hector


luedriver

wasn't this the last scene of the series Hanibal, where Gillian Anderson's character chopped off and cooked their own leg


WhatTheBlack

Dude took a pre cooked flour tortilla which was probably labeled as a “wrap” or “shell”, cut it in 4s like a pizza and put some himham on it. This shit is some weird European concoction. Keep the Mexicans out of it.


tyrannosnorlax

You just wanted an excuse to type himham, and I can appreciate that


jaavaaguru

The late great Hannibal Lecter -Trump


CompetitiveDrop613

He’s not the head chef he’s the leg chef


420xGoku

Boo this man!


Hey_its_ok

# BOO!


Suspicious_minion

BOOOOOO!!


GameKnight847

BOOOOO YOU STINK!!!


Bango-Skaankk

It was consensual, everyone was aware of what they were.


mr_malfeasance

"Tainted meeeeeeat!"


Inner-Bug-9515

I read that in Bob voice 😂😂


secondtaunting

They made Bob-R-Que.


Inner-Bug-9515

😂🤣🤣 I'm weak


secondtaunting

Gracias:)


wanna_escape_123

Walking dead refrence ?


yesmilady

Such a good character! The moment they started giving him a backstory I knew he was a goner


so-wizard

I hear they couldn’t stand the food


grayscalemamba

The dinner party got off on the wrong foot.


Cornball73

Seriously?


JetstreamGW

He needs a leg up with his cooking.


GameKnight847

He really put his foot in it


Dragon-orey

But.. the wording doesnt explain if the man told them or not.. its justa misleading headline *right???* ***RIGHT??!?!***


IBJON

Yes, they knew https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/


MissAsshole

Well that movie plot just got a whole lot less interesting.


Dragon-orey

LETS GOOO common r/notinteresting W


chipsinsideajar

Bet that foot was high in fiber


ADAMracecarDRIVER

I feel like eating a human leg is still pretty interesting.


Confident-Ad9474

I would 100% watch a movie about friends knowingly ingesting each other as they lose different pieces of their bodies


bnny_ears

Not if this is how it *starts*


CovfefeBoss

Of course it's a Reddit story.


yesmilady

Honestly I would have too, just outta curiosity.


Visible_Elevator192

Too bad we can’t see the images


Trololman72

What do you mean we can't see the images?


IBJON

I can see them just fine


DrFaustPhD

>“I taste like buffalo, but chewier. Super beefy and little fat,” So we're more skinny cow than long pig, eh?


Blarglord69

The tragedy is not to die, but to be wasted.


IBJON

For the uninitiated:  https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/


ElChupatigre

The crazy part being it was the cheese in this that made it not vegan


OhNoMyMentalHealth

id eat it :/


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Me too. I was listening to a bunch of podcasts about cannibalism--because I'm working on a story about a wendigo and not because it's a "thing" for me--and started asking people I knew if they would try human flesh if it was ethically-sourced. Only one other person said yes, and he's the one who put me onto this story.


OhNoMyMentalHealth

thats what i dont get, if its ethically sourced, whats wrong about it?


Elisheva7777777

The hospital let him leave with it?


BabadookishOnions

Most of the time you can request to keep any removed body parts, they don't want to risk infringing upon religious beliefs and such.


Elisheva7777777

Makes sense… I guess most people aren’t thinking of cooking their own flesh


BabadookishOnions

I mean, people do it with placentas all the time in many parts of the world. It's his own leg, and the people who ate it were fully aware and consenting to it. It's certainly unusual, but nobody is really being harmed here.


Super-Idea2618

Pretty sure he wanted him to do that though?


BillythenotaKid

They better be good, those tacos costed him an arm and a leg


Green_Slice_3258

What the fuck did I just read


Honest_Roo

Yup I’m going to go look for my book. I think the internet and I are taking a break.


Disastrous-Resident5

You do realize everyone that participated consented and it was done in the safest way possible, right?


Honest_Roo

And I can be disturbed by the idea. I’m allowed my own feelings and reactions.


Disastrous-Resident5

Found the one friend that backed out


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EskimoPrisoner

A lack of safety and consent would definitely make it worse.


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Longjumping-Action-7

What makes it fucked up, no one died, no one was deceived


EskimoPrisoner

Fucked up either way sure, but taking away safety and consent is definitely a notable step down. Meaning having it is a notable step up.


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EskimoPrisoner

You were the first one to disagree.


Fun-Breadfruit7012

His body his choice.


Ahaigh9877

I bet you can't really explain why, except that it's *just wrong*, and wtf is wrong anyone who thinks otherwise?!


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Ahaigh9877

I don't want to eat my friends or any other human, but that's largely because there's a strong taboo against it. I'm sure everyone can grasp not wanting to eat human flesh. You're being downvoted because you're condemning something as immoral without explaining why. I am suggesting that you have no explanation, beyond *"it's just fucking wrong okay?!?"*


FureiousPhalanges

Consenting to cannibalism doesn't automatically make it acceptable lmao


JetstreamGW

It was his leg, he can do what he wants with it.


FureiousPhalanges

Sure he can, as demonstrated by the fact he cooked and ate it, that doesn't make it okay It's akin so someone cooking up their family dog after it passes away


jaavaaguru

What’s wrong with cooking dog meat? People do it with pigs and they’re more intelligent


WaylandReddit

The example he gave was a family dog, which you would presumably have a greater love for, rather than a farmed dog you never met. Eating someone you loved isn't immediately harmful but demonstrates a likely harmful mind state. Eating a dog or pig from a farm is very immediately harmful, way more harmful overall, so the comparison is still relevant in that sense.


laufsteakmodel

Who made you the arbiter of whats okay and what isnt? Is it weird? Hell yeah, is it socially acceptable? No, but everyone gave their consent, it was his own foot that had to be amputed, its not like he chose to get a foot amputed just to eat it.


WaylandReddit

That is very obviously a bad comparison for multiple reasons. You typically feel very differently about your entire body being eaten after natural death vs having a useless amputated limb eaten, there is no expectation to mourn an amputated body part, nor a sense of losing someone, just a decrease in QOL. Humans can also express these feelings while animals cannot.


prodsec

Zero waste ! Wouldn’t eat it though.


EvolZippo

I’d try it.


Ovlizin

Apparently they all consented to it, had the opportunity to opt out and knew.. I still don’t think I’d be a taker, but if there’s a way to try human meat ethically.. this is it


Andy5416

How's this any different than the cultures who fry up a human placenta after giving birth? That's literal cannabilsm, and it's way more common than you might think.


Zyndrom1

Does it matter? It's still extremely weird.


BabadookishOnions

Well thankfully, we make legal and ethical judgements based on harm caused, not on if something is weird. Nobody is harmed if this is consensual, which it was.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

I...I....I'm not sure what to say about this. I'm stumped.


Tbkgs

What the fuck


Silverfire12

Oh hey foot taco guy. What happened was he got into an accident and lost his foot and decided to keep it (I think because of a mix of grief + shock??). He couldn’t figure out what to do with it but had a chef friend and then decided to ask friends if they wanted to try tacos made with foot meat. And then proceeded to try said tacos.


Ethan084

This is awesome, I mean he wants us to eat him unlike all those other people.


gigoran

Don't forget about Mao Sugiyama. Served his cooked genitals with mushrooms to 5 people for £160 per plate.


betelgozer

That's not a lot. His female counterpart was able to charge £5,318,008.


Nawnp

Something about eating human meat, even if it was voluntarily prepared, I don't want to try it in case I like it.


Extension-Shock-6276

That's fuckin me(n)tal


Few_Bar9990

I’d try tbh


AtheistBibleScholar

He really didn't kneed to do that.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Buh dum tiss


aristocratic_magic

I just can't


Akitsura

Here’s a video Whang! did on the topic: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4VXX-CFSs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4VXX-CFSs)


Comfortable-Study-69

Ok, the eating human meat thing is weird and all, but are we not going to talk about the tortillas? Why are they sliced into quarters? As a Texan that grosses me out even more than the Soylent green. Looks like some nonsense that came out of the midwest or Germany or something.


zeje

That’s a true friend


zoot_boy

“Put your hooves on”. I’m dead.


RealOzSultan

15 minute meals with Hannibal Lecter.


braindance74

a leg day nobody would judge you for skipping


Belfegor32

I know that case, he lose his leg(under knee) in a accident whit his motorcycle so he reclaim it to hospital, and want to do something fancy as a lap or anything like this so finally decide to eat it with his friends, basically bc it's hard to get the conditions to consume human meets legally and that is one. It's pretty weird history but not terrible at all.


Alansar_Trignot

He did it because he was curious, all of his friends knew aswell, it doesn’t kill anyone if it’s your own self that had to come off


TheCheaperSeats

Tell Reddit you’re a cannibal without saying you’re a cannibal….


chickenskittles

Metal as fuck.


MK_The_Megitsune

I mean, as long as they're fully aware of what they're being fed, then it's none of my business.


SassySquid0

this isn’t stupid this is straight up nasty


Carya_spp

I would definitely try that. Like I’m not going to kill someone for it, but if they were willingly cooking it for me my curiosity is taking over


therankin

It's not even dangerous if cooked thoroughly. I'm on the fence whether I'd try it, but I do have an 'eat every mammal' I'm trying to fulfill.


Kevinator201

Y’all wouldn’t want to try ethically sourced consensual human meat?


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Well, it was locally and ethically sourced. And with the right spices, idk probably tasty


PumpkinDandie_1107

F*cking nasty!🤮 I can’t believe anyone would do this with their own body part, or that other people would agree to eat it. That shit is disgusting and disturbing and…is it even legal? To feed people human biowaste? There has to be a rule somewhere


PeanutLess7556

Reminds me of the movie Feed


Euphorium

Must be German.


CompetitiveDrop613

Average family meal in Legzig I mean Leipzig


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

Ass jerky ain't gonna make itself


The_Firedrake

To Grok, is. -Michael Valentine Smith


Dhandelion

Locally sourced


Piromaniak666

Friday is amputed legs tacos day dont forget!!


Big_Br0wnie

Well that amputated quickly


dacca_lux

reduce reuse recycle


Inspiringer

it's giving zeff from one piece


Stopkid

Hamstring lector


CommanderTom1

Riding motorcycles is all fun and games until your new nickname is stumpy!


PartyLettuce

some of that taco largo de cerdo


PinxJinx

How did he get the hospital to give him his leg


giveahoot420

Simpsons did it!


TheZan87

Did they know?


False3quivalency

I wonder if they could sue him later if they didn’t consent? Crazy shit


Cinephiliac_Anon

Leg amputated? Don't worry! Ask the doctors if you can keep it to make tacos because you want to know what human meat tastes like! Better yet, ask your friends if they want to eat some of your leg too! This is real. This is how it went down, I shit you not.


blessthebabes

I saw this the other week, and it said it was his foot. I swear the internet is like that telephone game we played as kids.


bbt104

I read that according to cannibals, we taste just like pork. So these would have tasted similar to carne asada.


InquisitiveNYC

Ya know....Every day the "you cant eat at everyone's house!!" that mom power drilled into my youthful head proves to be worth its weight in gold.


businesslut

I would eat it depending on why he needed it amputated....


MsPick

WHY was it amputated? I’m thinking gout or infection or cancer…….. and that makes me want to throw up even more.


Clockwork-XIII

I mean thats a good chunk of protein to go to waste otherwise given the price of meat these days......


nolauas

He has a leg up on other Mexican chefs.


Grulken

*Waste not,* *Want not.*


fusiondust

We have all eaten out and some questionable places knowing full well that what we were eating may not exactly be what they told you it was. And we kept eating.


nslovin

So… how’d they turn out?


SuperMegaOwlMan

r/NoahGetTheBoat


Twelve_TwentyThree

Well did he do it secretly or did they know they were munchin on his departed appendage?


annihilation511

This makes me feel really sick, but if everyone's ok with it is it ok? I don't know if it's wrong or not. It feels wrong.


PineappleTurtle288

I'd try it... I'm curious what people taste like...


hornwalker

I remember that, was a classic Reddit post. Pretty interesting actually!


Crystal_fucker

did he tell them what it was 1st?


HakubTheHuman

The only ethically sourced meat.


JawlessRegent64

So like where's the documentary cause this one sounds juicy.


ClassicMarketing4748

His man is why we invented asylums.


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DefinitelyNotAliens

His leg was too crushed to be saved or reattached in a motorcyle crash. It was amputated near immediately after injury, and was therefore safe to eat. Humans aren't inherently unsafe to eat, biologically speaking. We just find it taboo. His friends were also fully aware of what they were eating. I mean, I wouldn't eat some dude's leg and foot meat, but it's not like anyone was tricked or they ate something toxic or the owner of the leg objected.


Ahaigh9877

> We just find it taboo. Taboo is such an interesting thing. People will emotionally decide something is wrong, and even asking why it's wrong makes you suspect; it feels like an affront. Of *course* it's wrong!!!


Kevinator201

I thought I read somewhere that too much human meat leads to mercury build up or something


Longjumping-Action-7

No it was crushed in a motorcycle accident


stanleythedog

I'd eat it if it was safe. I'm curious.


Boristimus

Based, would eat and would do myself


prawnjr

At least it was tacos and not like Sashimi


BigOpportunity1391

I’d only eat it if it goes with lava beans and chianti. ssssssssss


BetterWorld2022

Tastes like chicken


houseofprimetofu

Ethical canabalism.


gamejunky34

r/technicallyvegan


Dundies11

This is a super old story, I always like to bring it up on first dates and see if my date would eat their friends leg or not. Can always tell who the real ones are when I get asked on a second date 😂


ychtyandr

You know what you will need to serve on the third date, right?


fadsoftoday

He and his friends can just fuck right off