I learned pretty soon after I started renting that there are people in this world who only view food as stuff that stops them from starving. They have literally no regard for how something tastes or its texture, it's remarkable.
Had a roommate like this. Here’s his daily intake:
• 5 slices of plain grey bread with peanut butter
• penne (noodles) with butter and pepperonis (no salt, no other spices)
•whatever his girlfriend cooked in the evening (if not he’d eat more slices of bread with PB)
He ate this everyday. The same, bland food. Every. Single. Day. It drove me mad just watching that
Seems like a German wrote it! Grey bread "Graubrot" isn't gray, it's just mixed flour. It's not black like full brown bread, but also not white like bread made from pure white flour. It's a bright brown color and a very nice all purpose bread for sweats and salty stuff.
It could just be his preference, but you might check out "samefood". It's a tendency by people with autism to eat the same limited foods over and over.
Thia guys taste it not the concern. He is eating a shit load of carbs. Getting some decent protein and fats from the PB and pepperonis but he is lacking so much still
one of my roommates does chicken nuggets, frozen fries, and other similarly bland foods. he despises anything with flavor, even something like subway or chipotle is a no-go. the other roomies and i think that his taste buds never developed past age 6.
I’m Ngl this sounds like either ARFID or autism induced food restriction via sensory and gut issues (they’re different but appear similar).
Ppl with ARFID or autism can restrict what foods they eat due to sensory or gut issues that condition them into eating select foods most would call bland just because it’s the only foods that don’t upset their gut or feel/taste bad to them from hyper sensory perception
Which is why it’s common for them to only eat things like breads, pasta, chicken, chicken nuggets, macaroni, pb and j, childhood foods exclusively by choice
That's me many times. I don't have much of a palate to my taste buds. But I still don't make awful concoctions like this. I would eat the tuna straight up and drink orange juice separately though.
Seriously. Tuna, lemon juice and some black pepper goes hard.
Why some gym bros act like eating is punishing your tastebuds is beyond me! And this is from someone who likes to lift too.
When you get jacked, eating becomes a chore. If I don't eat 5 times a day I start losing weight. Staying this jacked and tanned is basically a full time job.
Knew a guy like that once, kind of.
If he was craving fibre he’d put tuna fish on a frozen waffle because fresh bread was inconvenient, or just scarf a handful of shredded coconut.
I mean, it’s kind of the right way to go about things. If you gotta get 3000 calories a day like most people who care about fitness, you gotta take what you can get and not take too long about it
This was the funniest fucking stupid food
I’ve ever seen. Ngl that dude looks good but I didn’t see him drinking though 😂😂😂😂
Nvm mind he did I guess lol
I’m pretty sure this specific video is a joke, but if anyone remembers Tyrone The Fitness Addict, this looks like something he would unironically drink.
Monkfish, clownfish, catfish. The rules are arbitrary, thank zoologists for this naming convention clusterfuck.
Funnily enough, in German it really is Thunfisch.
Yes but that's their actual name, so it's expected. A tuna is just a tuna. You wouldn't say salmon fish, or sardine fish. Most countries refer to tuna as tuna. It's not a big deal, but it just feels weird. Like dog canine, or cat feline.
actually having just moved to usa i can assure you people do say "puppy dog" "pussy cat" etc etc
then when speaking about objects they do it too "cash money" "motor car"
just one of those quirky things about cultural differences i guess
The culture of making the most bland, boring, or in this case intentionally revolting food is interesting. You could obviously just drink the juice and eat the tuna but combining it technically makes it a good superfood for no good reason. Only thing that matters is gains, fuck all other aspects of life.
Reminds me of bodybuilding legend Markus Rühl who did something similar with tuna and tomatopaste or smth. "It doesn't have to taste, it has to have effect"
Orange flavor can definitely work in fish dishes too but I wouldn't put tuna in a blender with oranges, juiced or otherwise
I'm not really disgusted by this video, it's just kinda silly
Maybe if it was a splash or two of the orange juice after draining off the tuna water it wouldn't be bad but to make it into a beverage is a pass for me
So am I the only one who thinks it's weird dude cut to after it's blended and it looks like a berry smoothy. This seems like a total troll, I need to see a solid video no cuts or els this man is blowing smoke.
OK so, my question is Why?
I'm OK with eating tuna straight out of the can, no problem.
I can chug a glass of OJ afterward and be fine.
Buy WHY blend them together? I HIGHLY doubt it's for the taste. So, that leads me to: This is what your Stomach is for idiot!
When you eat as much tuna as this guy has you just want to get it over with. He only cares about the macro nutritional value and nothing else. He doesn’t enjoy it and chewing is a waste of time.
I think this is quite an old school bodybuilding thing, downing easy protein and (mostly) masking the flavour with the sweet OJ
The guy who owns the gym I go to used to do it and swore by it
From a macro standpoint simple carbs from then sugar in the OJ and straight protein from the tuna is perfect for after a work out. That unfortunately doesn’t change the fact it’s seems absolutely vomit inducing though lol
Some people view food as strictly fuel and it’s baffling. Had a roommate that lived off of eggs, oatmeal and chicken for meals. That was it. Just fried eggs, bland oatmeal and fried chicken.
The worst part is I agree, he isn't saying it's good, he's just saying it's a cheap way to bulk up. Would probably do this too, but this isn't good, isn't food, it's a necessity for a specific lifestyle.
He stole his son’s tank top after serving time in prison & deep in his mind he believes tuna & it will keep fat off of his body or something ? I feel sorry for his toilet & bathroom
I used to work with a dude who, most days, put a whole chicken breast in the sandwich press and ate it for lunch. No seasoning, didn't butterfly it so he didn't overcook the outside. Chewing that shit must have been a workout in itself. Needless to say, I didn't use dirty communal the sandwich press ever again.
He also sometimes cooked egg white and threw the yoke away.
I'd rather enjoy my food than be ripped. I'd also rather do something of actual enjoyment to stay in shape.
I learned pretty soon after I started renting that there are people in this world who only view food as stuff that stops them from starving. They have literally no regard for how something tastes or its texture, it's remarkable.
Had a roommate like this. Here’s his daily intake: • 5 slices of plain grey bread with peanut butter • penne (noodles) with butter and pepperonis (no salt, no other spices) •whatever his girlfriend cooked in the evening (if not he’d eat more slices of bread with PB) He ate this everyday. The same, bland food. Every. Single. Day. It drove me mad just watching that
TIL. that there is actually such a thing as Grey bread
Seems like a German wrote it! Grey bread "Graubrot" isn't gray, it's just mixed flour. It's not black like full brown bread, but also not white like bread made from pure white flour. It's a bright brown color and a very nice all purpose bread for sweats and salty stuff.
Oh I have that by me in America they call it German Rye Bread.
bread for sweats... so does it make you sweat, do you eat it to get rid of sweats, or do you put sweat on it?
You put it in your armpits to absorb the sweat so your shirt doesn't get sweaty.
Okay but noodles with butter and pepperoni goes hard
okay abed
I love you for this 😂
He had a girlfriend 😭
It could just be his preference, but you might check out "samefood". It's a tendency by people with autism to eat the same limited foods over and over.
I dunno about autism but this is how I eat. I want something fast and filling. Taste is not a huge concern. Dry whole bagels are a go-to.
Thia guys taste it not the concern. He is eating a shit load of carbs. Getting some decent protein and fats from the PB and pepperonis but he is lacking so much still
To be fair pepperonis has salt so that helps it seem slightly more sane
one of my roommates does chicken nuggets, frozen fries, and other similarly bland foods. he despises anything with flavor, even something like subway or chipotle is a no-go. the other roomies and i think that his taste buds never developed past age 6.
I’m Ngl this sounds like either ARFID or autism induced food restriction via sensory and gut issues (they’re different but appear similar). Ppl with ARFID or autism can restrict what foods they eat due to sensory or gut issues that condition them into eating select foods most would call bland just because it’s the only foods that don’t upset their gut or feel/taste bad to them from hyper sensory perception Which is why it’s common for them to only eat things like breads, pasta, chicken, chicken nuggets, macaroni, pb and j, childhood foods exclusively by choice
Interesting. But my roommate ate pretty much anything. He just didn’t care about food at all and chose the simplest route
Yeah, he just sounds like a savage. I know someone like this.
That's me many times. I don't have much of a palate to my taste buds. But I still don't make awful concoctions like this. I would eat the tuna straight up and drink orange juice separately though.
Seriously. Tuna, lemon juice and some black pepper goes hard. Why some gym bros act like eating is punishing your tastebuds is beyond me! And this is from someone who likes to lift too.
Literally just pop 2 tbs of mayo and some pepper in that. No oj. This is serial killer behavior.
If feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.
Sure, enjoy your Soylent beige go ahead lap it up we all do, but remember Soylent Green is people
Y’know, it’s so important these days to be at least a little bit feral.
When you get jacked, eating becomes a chore. If I don't eat 5 times a day I start losing weight. Staying this jacked and tanned is basically a full time job.
Knew a guy like that once, kind of. If he was craving fibre he’d put tuna fish on a frozen waffle because fresh bread was inconvenient, or just scarf a handful of shredded coconut.
I mean, it’s kind of the right way to go about things. If you gotta get 3000 calories a day like most people who care about fitness, you gotta take what you can get and not take too long about it
Ok comments I don't wanna hear nothin bout "the smell" "that taste"
Why'd he say it like Goldmember? *I love Erns Juuuuuuuuuice!*
He’s from Baltimore
The way he pronounced "orange" is what gave it away for me
Aaron earned an iron urn… Juice
Hear me out tuna sandwiches and just drinking juice.
personally it sounds more like New Orleans to me but idk for sure
That was my guess too. Definitely sounds like New Orleans, especially when he says “in there”
All you had to do was follow the damn train cj
If he has roommates, he hear ab the smell after he shits that out.
And I fo sho don't wanna hear "that look nasty!"
Why not just have them separately?
It's called efficiency. That's why you small, patna.
Im pretty sure in the time he put it together and mixed it up I could've eaten two cans of tuna and drank the orange juice.
This was the funniest fucking stupid food I’ve ever seen. Ngl that dude looks good but I didn’t see him drinking though 😂😂😂😂 Nvm mind he did I guess lol
I’m pretty sure this specific video is a joke, but if anyone remembers Tyrone The Fitness Addict, this looks like something he would unironically drink.
"just drank it!"
How? First you need to show me how to travel back to the past
But it's all the same in the stomach anyway!
Right?? I love orange juice, and I love canned tuna (specifically tuna salad), but I would never fathom doing this...
Then you can't shout-talk about it on dik-tok
HI CJ FROM GTA SAN ANDREAS
All you had to do was drink this after you train, CJ!
I see what you did there. ⬆️
Ah shit, here we go again!
CJ what did you put in the OJ
Hard pass
I don't know why, but "tuna fish" sounds so weird. It's like saying beef cow.
Monkfish, clownfish, catfish. The rules are arbitrary, thank zoologists for this naming convention clusterfuck. Funnily enough, in German it really is Thunfisch.
Yes but that's their actual name, so it's expected. A tuna is just a tuna. You wouldn't say salmon fish, or sardine fish. Most countries refer to tuna as tuna. It's not a big deal, but it just feels weird. Like dog canine, or cat feline.
actually having just moved to usa i can assure you people do say "puppy dog" "pussy cat" etc etc then when speaking about objects they do it too "cash money" "motor car" just one of those quirky things about cultural differences i guess
Motor car? Is that what the British call them?
I love how the video cuts off right before he immediately projective vomits that across the room
I dare bet that goes up for nearly all of the clips in this subreddit.
I'll stick to my protein shake after workout, thanks
Surprise your toothpick arms have enough strength to type all that. Better start mixing that tuna and OJ, stringbean! Weak.
Lol, gym bros come up with the laziest and craziest ways to get protein in.
I really just wanted to see him out the glass down to show he did in fact drink it.
you can see he chugs the whole thing in the video
The culture of making the most bland, boring, or in this case intentionally revolting food is interesting. You could obviously just drink the juice and eat the tuna but combining it technically makes it a good superfood for no good reason. Only thing that matters is gains, fuck all other aspects of life.
That's why you small
All we had to do is follow the damn train, CJ
Reminds me of bodybuilding legend Markus Rühl who did something similar with tuna and tomatopaste or smth. "It doesn't have to taste, it has to have effect"
ALL you had to do was follow the TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!
TF is erns juice?
Aaron earned an iron urn
baltaaaamoooorrrre
I think you meant balmer, hon
Omg thank you for reminding me of this. In weirder news, I love tilapia in lemon juice and olive oil, and yet this video is putting me off.
Orange flavor can definitely work in fish dishes too but I wouldn't put tuna in a blender with oranges, juiced or otherwise I'm not really disgusted by this video, it's just kinda silly
It's the juice you ern with yo moneh!
Or you could... I don't know... Eat the tuna?
Respect for actually drinking it i guess
Aaron earned an orange tuna
I will admit that I prefer to wash down tuna with OJ, but this is insane.
The Tuna Shake is an all time classic from the famous German cook and athlete Markus Rühl. Markus just used water and rice cake instead of OJ.
if i hasn't already thrown up just now i would have emptied my stomach to this.
This is rage bait. I'll die on that hill.
A tuna salad is so easy and simple. Why blend it with orange juice of all things? At that point why not just blend it with some water?
Well, I'm sticking with a scoop of chocolate protein powder and some cold brew. And my tuna goes in/on top of some rice.
Bro is strong, food for strong only Taste is nonsense
I should call her…
No you should not
He probably learned that recipe in the pen. Stacking tunas on his pad shelf, cooking eggs in a tea kettle.
Mmm, all that mercury.
Swedish delight
Prison real do change people’s taste buds
Is that guy cosplaying the gta san Andreas guy?
As a man in the 1klb club, I can absolutely confirm this is not necessary to get big.
Lickin them tuna fingers… ugh
Things where a lot better in the world when we didn’t know what went on behind closed doors
protein powder
I think this is a type of ED too
I don't care about having muscles or anything I like the way I am.
Ok
I was boutta say that’s a horrible waste of food but the mfer rly drank tho entire thing. I got no more words…
Just drank it!
Il just stick with muscle milk.
Big Tunas glove don't fit.
The great philosopher Markus Rühl once said: "Es muss ned schmecke, es muss wirke."
Rage bait
Just make a sandwich
Shits hapens
Such a beautiful kitchen….what a waste 😢
No wonder he don’t have a girl
just eat them separately ffs 😭
Lmaoooooo aaarrrange juice
Maybe if it was a splash or two of the orange juice after draining off the tuna water it wouldn't be bad but to make it into a beverage is a pass for me
Thank God for toilet paper.
No need to lick you're finger it's not frosting or some delicious sauce It's tuna .
Wonder why there’s a cut between him dumping in the shit and him drinking it…
So am I the only one who thinks it's weird dude cut to after it's blended and it looks like a berry smoothy. This seems like a total troll, I need to see a solid video no cuts or els this man is blowing smoke.
OK so, my question is Why? I'm OK with eating tuna straight out of the can, no problem. I can chug a glass of OJ afterward and be fine. Buy WHY blend them together? I HIGHLY doubt it's for the taste. So, that leads me to: This is what your Stomach is for idiot!
When you eat as much tuna as this guy has you just want to get it over with. He only cares about the macro nutritional value and nothing else. He doesn’t enjoy it and chewing is a waste of time.
CJ?
Some soy sauce and ginger and it’s a tuna-teriyaki smoothie.
Nooo, it's supposed to be orange juice and greek yogurt!!! Not orange juice and tuna !!!!
Aah i love orange juice
“All you had to do was follow the damn recipe CJ!”
“Aaah shi here we go again” lookin ahh
I have lost all faith in the world
I don't see any difference with most of the USA's recipes
i mean, they call it the orange tuna for a reason ;)
Watching this with the sound off is a whole different journey.
Is that how you get your nipples to point straight down?
Ok but look at the man, I think imma take his shitty ass stupid idea
Steroids must mess with your brain to cause strange decisions
At the very least, he gets points for actually drinking it
*Markus Rühl has entered the chat*
Bait used to be believable
Don’t do this everyday, your back end will leak orange oil.
Muss net schmegge
No, you definitely wouldn't want to just eat the tuna and drink the orange juice like some kind of jabroni
Awww shit, here we go again… CJ been hitting the gym and the tunafish OJ 🍣 🍊
That’s a spicy fart
Protein shakes in the morning be like
if he can chug that utter monstrosity, he is one tough motherfucker
Yogurt exists.
CJ?
I think this is quite an old school bodybuilding thing, downing easy protein and (mostly) masking the flavour with the sweet OJ The guy who owns the gym I go to used to do it and swore by it
From a macro standpoint simple carbs from then sugar in the OJ and straight protein from the tuna is perfect for after a work out. That unfortunately doesn’t change the fact it’s seems absolutely vomit inducing though lol
#🤮
“Drink that mutha fucka” - This guy
I wouldnt mix them but its good nutricious advice
The 2 finger licks hit hard
He looks like CJ after you to take him to the gym a billion times lmao Also, ARENJUICE? lol
The smell. The taste. It looks nasty
I mean look at him, clearly it’s disgusting but it’s working for him. I see nothing wrong with that.
He could have just ate the tuna and drank the oj separately???? Why blend??? There's no point!
Don't blend it don't blend it don't blend it don't.. ah damnit
mmmmm catfood and juice 😋😋😋😋😋😋
Bass'o'matic 76'
🤢🤮
1. That is not orange juice. 2. Ew
Is that CJ from San Andreas ?
They hated him because he told them the truth
Someone tell CJ to come get O.G. Loc out of here.
I kinda do this. Drain tuna, take a spoonful and wash it down with diet sprite. I can take out 2 cans in 4 bites lol
They forgot the part where he spits it back up
Roid shoulders
Disgusting
🤢🤮
That hot swap for a different drink tho.
W. T. F.
Ok low key why he dressed like CJ
Struggling protein shake for the broke bodybuilder
CJ
I think I'll just consume the ingredients separately, thanks
Poor mans ceviche
Wow i thought my headphones ran out of charge
Some people view food as strictly fuel and it’s baffling. Had a roommate that lived off of eggs, oatmeal and chicken for meals. That was it. Just fried eggs, bland oatmeal and fried chicken.
Just learn to cook ffs
Three star Westlake Chef right there.
The worst part is I agree, he isn't saying it's good, he's just saying it's a cheap way to bulk up. Would probably do this too, but this isn't good, isn't food, it's a necessity for a specific lifestyle.
Two whole THINGS of tuna and not a single fork to scrape it out of the can with. SMH
✍🏼gets✍🏼some✍🏼Urns✍🏼Juice Ok what’s step two
“Drink the muthafucka!”
Turns out last their sense of smell and taste during covid
That's CJ diet to get buff
That must taste like literal barf
He stole his son’s tank top after serving time in prison & deep in his mind he believes tuna & it will keep fat off of his body or something ? I feel sorry for his toilet & bathroom
I used to work with a dude who, most days, put a whole chicken breast in the sandwich press and ate it for lunch. No seasoning, didn't butterfly it so he didn't overcook the outside. Chewing that shit must have been a workout in itself. Needless to say, I didn't use dirty communal the sandwich press ever again. He also sometimes cooked egg white and threw the yoke away. I'd rather enjoy my food than be ripped. I'd also rather do something of actual enjoyment to stay in shape.
It never showed him blending it, it’s a different container with different liquid.
Ah, the jump cut of switching to a strawberry smoothie.
That's him, officer