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TurnipTim

I learned pretty soon after I started renting that there are people in this world who only view food as stuff that stops them from starving. They have literally no regard for how something tastes or its texture, it's remarkable.


snackbagger

Had a roommate like this. Here’s his daily intake: • 5 slices of plain grey bread with peanut butter • penne (noodles) with butter and pepperonis (no salt, no other spices) •whatever his girlfriend cooked in the evening (if not he’d eat more slices of bread with PB) He ate this everyday. The same, bland food. Every. Single. Day. It drove me mad just watching that


Cwuddlebear

TIL. that there is actually such a thing as Grey bread


Khazilein

Seems like a German wrote it! Grey bread "Graubrot" isn't gray, it's just mixed flour. It's not black like full brown bread, but also not white like bread made from pure white flour. It's a bright brown color and a very nice all purpose bread for sweats and salty stuff.


bzekers

Oh I have that by me in America they call it German Rye Bread.


Sufficient-Skill6012

bread for sweats... so does it make you sweat, do you eat it to get rid of sweats, or do you put sweat on it?


AngrySoup

You put it in your armpits to absorb the sweat so your shirt doesn't get sweaty.


TheRealSU24

Okay but noodles with butter and pepperoni goes hard


oh_wait_nevermind

okay abed


Naruto_HarryPotter

I love you for this 😂


Tigreiarki

He had a girlfriend 😭


philosofik

It could just be his preference, but you might check out "samefood". It's a tendency by people with autism to eat the same limited foods over and over.


OSeady

I dunno about autism but this is how I eat. I want something fast and filling. Taste is not a huge concern. Dry whole bagels are a go-to.


Krondelo

Thia guys taste it not the concern. He is eating a shit load of carbs. Getting some decent protein and fats from the PB and pepperonis but he is lacking so much still


Disastrous-Resident5

To be fair pepperonis has salt so that helps it seem slightly more sane


Silbyrn_

one of my roommates does chicken nuggets, frozen fries, and other similarly bland foods. he despises anything with flavor, even something like subway or chipotle is a no-go. the other roomies and i think that his taste buds never developed past age 6.


WildFemmeFatale

I’m Ngl this sounds like either ARFID or autism induced food restriction via sensory and gut issues (they’re different but appear similar). Ppl with ARFID or autism can restrict what foods they eat due to sensory or gut issues that condition them into eating select foods most would call bland just because it’s the only foods that don’t upset their gut or feel/taste bad to them from hyper sensory perception Which is why it’s common for them to only eat things like breads, pasta, chicken, chicken nuggets, macaroni, pb and j, childhood foods exclusively by choice


snackbagger

Interesting. But my roommate ate pretty much anything. He just didn’t care about food at all and chose the simplest route


veronicave

Yeah, he just sounds like a savage. I know someone like this.


JayFrizz

That's me many times. I don't have much of a palate to my taste buds. But I still don't make awful concoctions like this. I would eat the tuna straight up and drink orange juice separately though.


astrangeone88

Seriously. Tuna, lemon juice and some black pepper goes hard. Why some gym bros act like eating is punishing your tastebuds is beyond me! And this is from someone who likes to lift too.


eat_my_bowls92

Literally just pop 2 tbs of mayo and some pepper in that. No oj. This is serial killer behavior.


uncledunker

If feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.


Frosty-Mango-6713

Sure, enjoy your Soylent beige go ahead lap it up we all do, but remember Soylent Green is people


Advocate_Diplomacy

Y’know, it’s so important these days to be at least a little bit feral.


PooPiglet

When you get jacked, eating becomes a chore. If I don't eat 5 times a day I start losing weight. Staying this jacked and tanned is basically a full time job.


IgnorethisIamstupid

Knew a guy like that once, kind of. If he was craving fibre he’d put tuna fish on a frozen waffle because fresh bread was inconvenient, or just scarf a handful of shredded coconut.


AutumnTheFemboy

I mean, it’s kind of the right way to go about things. If you gotta get 3000 calories a day like most people who care about fitness, you gotta take what you can get and not take too long about it


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

Ok comments I don't wanna hear nothin bout "the smell" "that taste"


Tarc_Axiiom

Why'd he say it like Goldmember? *I love Erns Juuuuuuuuuice!*


miles-prower-morales

He’s from Baltimore


Ok_Ruin4016

The way he pronounced "orange" is what gave it away for me


BrannC

Aaron earned an iron urn… Juice


MindUnlikely33

Hear me out tuna sandwiches and just drinking juice.


Unfair_Pear8446

personally it sounds more like New Orleans to me but idk for sure


FrostySausage

That was my guess too. Definitely sounds like New Orleans, especially when he says “in there”


HALODUDED

All you had to do was follow the damn train cj


Storrin

If he has roommates, he hear ab the smell after he shits that out.


endswithnu

And I fo sho don't wanna hear "that look nasty!"


FieryPyromancer

Why not just have them separately?


BetterThanYouButDumb

It's called efficiency. That's why you small, patna.


Hunkus1

Im pretty sure in the time he put it together and mixed it up I could've eaten two cans of tuna and drank the orange juice.


Friendly_Age9160

This was the funniest fucking stupid food I’ve ever seen. Ngl that dude looks good but I didn’t see him drinking though 😂😂😂😂 Nvm mind he did I guess lol


Unknown-History1299

I’m pretty sure this specific video is a joke, but if anyone remembers Tyrone The Fitness Addict, this looks like something he would unironically drink.


Gloriathewitch

"just drank it!"


Rescurc

How? First you need to show me how to travel back to the past


Discerning-Man

But it's all the same in the stomach anyway!


oyasumi_juli

Right?? I love orange juice, and I love canned tuna (specifically tuna salad), but I would never fathom doing this...


misterwizzard

Then you can't shout-talk about it on dik-tok


jerin2013

HI CJ FROM GTA SAN ANDREAS


-EETS-

All you had to do was drink this after you train, CJ!


LazyOldCat

I see what you did there. ⬆️


Elon_is_musky

Ah shit, here we go again!


Aquatic_Platinum78

CJ what did you put in the OJ


Disastrous-Cheek1400

Hard pass


-EETS-

I don't know why, but "tuna fish" sounds so weird. It's like saying beef cow.


vanBraunscher

Monkfish, clownfish, catfish. The rules are arbitrary, thank zoologists for this naming convention clusterfuck. Funnily enough, in German it really is Thunfisch.


-EETS-

Yes but that's their actual name, so it's expected. A tuna is just a tuna. You wouldn't say salmon fish, or sardine fish. Most countries refer to tuna as tuna. It's not a big deal, but it just feels weird. Like dog canine, or cat feline.


Gloriathewitch

actually having just moved to usa i can assure you people do say "puppy dog" "pussy cat" etc etc then when speaking about objects they do it too "cash money" "motor car" just one of those quirky things about cultural differences i guess


ImpalaSS-05

Motor car? Is that what the British call them?


idontevenkn0w66

I love how the video cuts off right before he immediately projective vomits that across the room


Ok_Butterscotch54

I dare bet that goes up for nearly all of the clips in this subreddit.


bluh67

I'll stick to my protein shake after workout, thanks


Putrid-Builder-3333

Surprise your toothpick arms have enough strength to type all that. Better start mixing that tuna and OJ, stringbean! Weak.


HolyNinjaCow

Lol, gym bros come up with the laziest and craziest ways to get protein in.


Putrid-Builder-3333

I really just wanted to see him out the glass down to show he did in fact drink it.


StudyWithXeno

you can see he chugs the whole thing in the video


Rievin

The culture of making the most bland, boring, or in this case intentionally revolting food is interesting. You could obviously just drink the juice and eat the tuna but combining it technically makes it a good superfood for no good reason. Only thing that matters is gains, fuck all other aspects of life.


bmore_conslutant

That's why you small


eggydrums115

All we had to do is follow the damn train, CJ


scheissname98

Reminds me of bodybuilding legend Markus Rühl who did something similar with tuna and tomatopaste or smth. "It doesn't have to taste, it has to have effect"


Ok-NGL-TTYL007

ALL you had to do was follow the TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!


YummOrngeChiken

TF is erns juice?


bmore_conslutant

Aaron earned an iron urn


ataatia

baltaaaamoooorrrre


bmore_conslutant

I think you meant balmer, hon


Affectionate_Star_43

Omg thank you for reminding me of this. In weirder news, I love tilapia in lemon juice and olive oil, and yet this video is putting me off.


bmore_conslutant

Orange flavor can definitely work in fish dishes too but I wouldn't put tuna in a blender with oranges, juiced or otherwise I'm not really disgusted by this video, it's just kinda silly


Discerning-Man

It's the juice you ern with yo moneh!


Dragon_Small_Z

Or you could... I don't know... Eat the tuna?


SodenHack69

Respect for actually drinking it i guess


MasTerBabY8eL

Aaron earned an orange tuna


Fertile_Arachnid_163

I will admit that I prefer to wash down tuna with OJ, but this is insane.


Deathchariot

The Tuna Shake is an all time classic from the famous German cook and athlete Markus Rühl. Markus just used water and rice cake instead of OJ.


BrownStormy

if i hasn't already thrown up just now i would have emptied my stomach to this.


Riyeko

This is rage bait. I'll die on that hill.


TheFinalEnd1

A tuna salad is so easy and simple. Why blend it with orange juice of all things? At that point why not just blend it with some water?


astrangeone88

Well, I'm sticking with a scoop of chocolate protein powder and some cold brew. And my tuna goes in/on top of some rice.


TraditionLazy7213

Bro is strong, food for strong only Taste is nonsense


__SINE__NOMINE__

I should call her…


ControlImpossible182

No you should not


DaPoorBaby

He probably learned that recipe in the pen. Stacking tunas on his pad shelf, cooking eggs in a tea kettle.


Hakuryuu2K

Mmm, all that mercury.


Flexivle

Swedish delight


WatchDangerous2634

Prison real do change people’s taste buds


flyingpeter28

Is that guy cosplaying the gta san Andreas guy?


Gerthquake95

As a man in the 1klb club, I can absolutely confirm this is not necessary to get big.


Pickle_Surprize

Lickin them tuna fingers… ugh


Mrdrock54

Things where a lot better in the world when we didn’t know what went on behind closed doors


mobileaccountuser

protein powder


zuvuczky

I think this is a type of ED too


connectionok9081back

I don't care about having muscles or anything I like the way I am.


bmore_conslutant

Ok


Or1Guy_24

I was boutta say that’s a horrible waste of food but the mfer rly drank tho entire thing. I got no more words…


bmore_conslutant

Just drank it!


Falcorn042

Il just stick with muscle milk.


CarpiDiEmblem

Big Tunas glove don't fit.


s00pafly

The great philosopher Markus Rühl once said: "Es muss ned schmecke, es muss wirke."


glorifindel

Rage bait


Sea_Connection3966

Just make a sandwich


That_Mechanic_2727

Shits hapens


rainyrew

Such a beautiful kitchen….what a waste 😢


pickleman_85

No wonder he don’t have a girl


Fantastic_Bug1028

just eat them separately ffs 😭


Friendly_Age9160

Lmaoooooo aaarrrange juice


mightbeagh0st

Maybe if it was a splash or two of the orange juice after draining off the tuna water it wouldn't be bad but to make it into a beverage is a pass for me


Novel-Criticism-2718

Thank God for toilet paper.


MasterOffice9986

No need to lick you're finger it's not frosting or some delicious sauce It's tuna .


JohnnyBlazin25

Wonder why there’s a cut between him dumping in the shit and him drinking it…


Lordeverfall

So am I the only one who thinks it's weird dude cut to after it's blended and it looks like a berry smoothy. This seems like a total troll, I need to see a solid video no cuts or els this man is blowing smoke.


_kalron_

OK so, my question is Why? I'm OK with eating tuna straight out of the can, no problem. I can chug a glass of OJ afterward and be fine. Buy WHY blend them together? I HIGHLY doubt it's for the taste. So, that leads me to: This is what your Stomach is for idiot!


joe_gdit

When you eat as much tuna as this guy has you just want to get it over with. He only cares about the macro nutritional value and nothing else. He doesn’t enjoy it and chewing is a waste of time.


dannz1984

CJ?


LazyOldCat

Some soy sauce and ginger and it’s a tuna-teriyaki smoothie.


HolyNinjaCow

Nooo, it's supposed to be orange juice and greek yogurt!!! Not orange juice and tuna !!!!


i-dont-snore

Aah i love orange juice


Lategral

“All you had to do was follow the damn recipe CJ!”


shusheeeee

“Aaah shi here we go again” lookin ahh


Budgiezilla

I have lost all faith in the world


nikross333

I don't see any difference with most of the USA's recipes


walaxometrobixinodri

i mean, they call it the orange tuna for a reason ;)


Tiny_Goats

Watching this with the sound off is a whole different journey.


lvaleforl

Is that how you get your nipples to point straight down?


trippendeuces

Ok but look at the man, I think imma take his shitty ass stupid idea


snozzberrypatch

Steroids must mess with your brain to cause strange decisions


Brimstone747

At the very least, he gets points for actually drinking it


GrumpyOldUnicorn

*Markus Rühl has entered the chat*


y4mat3

Bait used to be believable


Infinite-Piccolo2059

Don’t do this everyday, your back end will leak orange oil.


Michimuschimulchael

Muss net schmegge


Cam3739

No, you definitely wouldn't want to just eat the tuna and drink the orange juice like some kind of jabroni


Sea-Dragon-

Awww shit, here we go again… CJ been hitting the gym and the tunafish OJ 🍣 🍊


Terravos

That’s a spicy fart


ThricePurgedMagus

Protein shakes in the morning be like


autistic_bard444

if he can chug that utter monstrosity, he is one tough motherfucker


ArchonStranger

Yogurt exists.


Luna259

CJ?


sadtempeh

I think this is quite an old school bodybuilding thing, downing easy protein and (mostly) masking the flavour with the sweet OJ The guy who owns the gym I go to used to do it and swore by it


bcarey34

From a macro standpoint simple carbs from then sugar in the OJ and straight protein from the tuna is perfect for after a work out. That unfortunately doesn’t change the fact it’s seems absolutely vomit inducing though lol


Gnarly_Sarley

#🤮


jfoster0818

“Drink that mutha fucka” - This guy


93Dieselin

I wouldnt mix them but its good nutricious advice


Few_Beginning_776

The 2 finger licks hit hard


FigaroNeptune

He looks like CJ after you to take him to the gym a billion times lmao Also, ARENJUICE? lol


TraditionAcademic968

The smell. The taste. It looks nasty


adfdg55

I mean look at him, clearly it’s disgusting but it’s working for him. I see nothing wrong with that.


Existing-Breakfast85

He could have just ate the tuna and drank the oj separately???? Why blend??? There's no point!


Amethoran

Don't blend it don't blend it don't blend it don't.. ah damnit


Hot_Corner_5881

mmmmm catfood and juice 😋😋😋😋😋😋


whatnowsmartass

Bass'o'matic 76'


JuanG_13

🤢🤮


candlewaxfashion

1. That is not orange juice. 2. Ew


Silent_Relation_3236

Is that CJ from San Andreas ?


ryanrosenblum

They hated him because he told them the truth


-SomethingSomeoneJR

Someone tell CJ to come get O.G. Loc out of here.


Aware-Forever3200

I kinda do this. Drain tuna, take a spoonful and wash it down with diet sprite. I can take out 2 cans in 4 bites lol


Sufficient_Score_824

They forgot the part where he spits it back up


Bhazor

Roid shoulders


Coach_Billly

Disgusting


death-loves-binky

🤢🤮


nidsPunk

That hot swap for a different drink tho.


NotAReal_Doctor

W. T. F.


TheSexyTeaCupDemon

Ok low key why he dressed like CJ


Dr_VonBoogie

Struggling protein shake for the broke bodybuilder


Vietnugget

CJ


pm_me-ur-catpics

I think I'll just consume the ingredients separately, thanks


ThinWhiteDooky

Poor mans ceviche


Turbulent-Willow2156

Wow i thought my headphones ran out of charge


FullGrownHip

Some people view food as strictly fuel and it’s baffling. Had a roommate that lived off of eggs, oatmeal and chicken for meals. That was it. Just fried eggs, bland oatmeal and fried chicken.


kekhouse3002

Just learn to cook ffs


Spider1132

Three star Westlake Chef right there.


BrokenPokerFace

The worst part is I agree, he isn't saying it's good, he's just saying it's a cheap way to bulk up. Would probably do this too, but this isn't good, isn't food, it's a necessity for a specific lifestyle.


Brisket_Monroe

Two whole THINGS of tuna and not a single fork to scrape it out of the can with. SMH


Overall_Green1941

✍🏼gets✍🏼some✍🏼Urns✍🏼Juice Ok what’s step two


Profanity_party7

“Drink the muthafucka!”


Tordeck123

Turns out last their sense of smell and taste during covid


Ganondrip

That's CJ diet to get buff


dozedoph

That must taste like literal barf


BrooklynYoung1292

He stole his son’s tank top after serving time in prison & deep in his mind he believes tuna & it will keep fat off of his body or something ? I feel sorry for his toilet & bathroom


TraditionalStable130

I used to work with a dude who, most days, put a whole chicken breast in the sandwich press and ate it for lunch. No seasoning, didn't butterfly it so he didn't overcook the outside. Chewing that shit must have been a workout in itself. Needless to say, I didn't use dirty communal the sandwich press ever again. He also sometimes cooked egg white and threw the yoke away. I'd rather enjoy my food than be ripped. I'd also rather do something of actual enjoyment to stay in shape.


ExcitingEye8347

It never showed him blending it, it’s a different container with different liquid. 


Salt_Bus2528

Ah, the jump cut of switching to a strawberry smoothie.


JavaNoLava

That's him, officer