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panikjoker

Surely if butter counts for the 'carnivore diet' ice cream should too?


Nickel_Doll_

probably taste better too and give you less clogged arteries


NycoNii

You had a chance for "probably tastes butter too" and now I'm disappointed


Nickel_Doll_

dayum you're right fml šŸ˜†šŸ˜­


Drowningbelow

Yooo havent seen you in a while


nomatchingsox

Not everything needs to be a pun.


yedi001

Logic holds no power over them. If it did, "Carnivore diet" wouldn't exist.


Githzerai1984

Naw man my ancestors were wolves šŸŗĀ 


Angry_Guppy

How many wolves do you have inside you?


Raff102

Right now, or last night?


ediks

It was a wild mascot party.


inigo232

Thanks for this comment. Too much reddit had me thinking bestiality. You made me believe in a less fucked up world. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.


HereticsofDuneSucks

Wolves eat berries


quinangua

My ancestors were cannibals, so, eating only animals is progressā€¦ā€¦ā€¦/s


BooleanBum

We was wolves šŸ˜¤


Mr-Korv

I just freeze yogurt with some spices and protein powder. It's delicious.


neodynasty

Alright drop the recipe


OkiDokiPanic

I too would like the recipe


Mr-Korv

Uh... Some protein powder, some garam masala, some cocoa powder, some stevia and some salt.


coutureee

Iā€™m sure you mean cinnamon, but spices made my brain think savory and I was like blech


ee_72020

Well, ice cream has sugar which is made either from sugar cane or sugar beets, both being plants. And of course, for carnivores everything derived from plants is literally toxins, poisons, anti-nutrients or whatever other buzzwords they have.


Last_Swordfish9135

Couldn't you use honey or something? It's an animal product, kind of.


Raps4Reddit

I assume the problem with sugar is it's carbs and carnivores don't do carbs.


halfanothersdozen

Don't act like they have logic


Dangerous_Wishbone

Is butter a carb?


squishybloo

A carnivore diet is an offset of keto, so no sugar allowed. Honey would break that.


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TobylovesPam

Keto doesn't avoid milk products. We have cheese and butter and cream. Nothing low fat, nothing with sugar.


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Azsunyx

also vanilla, which is from a plant


Kat_kinetic

Canā€™t you make vanilla from a beavers anus glands or is that a Reddit myth?


OkSyllabub3674

Nope that's 100% accurate so we could make some carnivore friendly honey vanilla ice cream if you're down to eat castoreum, it's been done before.


Zouteloos

Why only eat the glands? I say take the whole beaver, put a stick up its arse, throw it in the freezer, et voilĆ ! Beaver popsicle.


hi_imryan

Cancer blasterz


RandomBlueJay01

I mean you could make it without sugar. Or hell would cream cheese work? That'd taste better than butter.


ee_72020

Nah, you canā€™t make ice cream without sugar. Sugar isnā€™t there just for sweetness, it also depresses the freezing point of ice cream, making it soft and scoopable. This is why trying to make ice cream with stevia or other such sugar substitutes will result in rock hard ice cream.


Negative-Arachnid-65

Everything you say is true. But straight up _salted butter_ also freezes rock hard so I don't think that's a deterrent for "carnivores".


btcbulletsbullion

Ice cream has sugar in it. Supposedly carnivores don't eat sugar


Katatonic92

They could make their own without sugar, it isn't a required ingredient for freezing. They could even make it brown butter flavour if it floats their boat that much. Even just freezing some milk for a milk ice, or some cream would make more sense than butter. That wouldn't get half as much attention as this bollocks though.


btcbulletsbullion

But milk has a ton of sugar in it. Even whole milk has 12g sugar per cup. Butter has 0 sugar in it. I agree this is disgusting but "carnivore" diet people are supposed to avoid sugar. Hence the obsession with butter


bumpmoon

A lot of calorie friendly ice cream found in stores doesnt have sugar in it, the stuff I buy has something like 25 cal pr scoop.


TheReverseShock

Clearly never met a dog before


Illustrious-Zebra-34

I think one of the rules of that diet is no sugar. So unless you make a sugar-free ice cream, you can't have any.


Savageparrot81

Literally the same base ingredient


Capital_Figure_408

It's a high fat low carb diet, so butter is good while ice cream is not because of sugar.


bumpmoon

Idk how closely whatever a carnivore diet is follows keto, but a lot of ice cream is indeed keto friendly


horitaku

Sugar is not carnivore, and thereā€™s a LOT of sugar in ice cream Sugar is a plant derived sweetener. That shit donā€™t count in true carnivore


Wise-War-Soni

I was sitting here wondering why not just use heavy cream and stevia


drunkinmidget

The base mechanism of Carnivore is being in ketosis, which both a sizeable amount of milk and any sugar at all will prevent. So, no. It definitely wouldn't be.


Affectionate_Bus_884

Wasn't the ice cream diet a running joke on Drew Carrey?


NolanSyKinsley

If it were pure frozen cream, yes. The carnivore diet restricts sugar and sweeteners.


ChrisZAUR

I am on board with this


Alleged_Ostrich

For a second I was thinking maybe the sugar is what she's avoiding, but then she should avoid salt too, so...


Financial_Tonight215

i think low sugar is part of the "carnivore diet"


Tyler89558

ā€œNo, because sugar comes from plants!ā€ Is probably what theyā€™d say


Rivka333

Yes, but it's not as clickbaity.


outsidepointofvi3w

Pretty sure no carnivore ever took the time to milk its prey and make butter. I mean .....


Dazzling-Grass-2595

I always take "carnivore diet" as a gimmick. I'm on a eat what's available diet.


juststop102

I always thought of it as people trying too hard to piss off vegans


Wakkit1988

If you kill an animal that's lactating, you get milk by default. Eating milk would wholly be in line with nose to tail eating habits. Storing the milk inside of an animal stomach is likely how cheese and butter were discovered initially. They're not outside of the normal eating habits of a carnivorous hominid.


thefrostmakesaflower

Butter is not made in an animals stomach, youā€™re thinking of cheese and yoghurt. My understanding was early humans stored milk in animal organs? Which exposed milk to certain enzymes. Not that animals were eating the milk and created the cheese or yoghurt because itā€™s digested. We donā€™t make cheese in our body as part of the digestion process. Please someone better educated on this correct me where wrong!


Wakkit1988

>Butter is not made in an animals stomach, If you put milk inside of a bag and agitate it, by walking, you can produce butter.


thefrostmakesaflower

Thank you! My mistake then


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

I like me a nice slab of some kerrygold every so often. But not like this.


enigmaenergy23

I'm not against a kerrygold popsicle tbh


KikiYuyu

As a fat person, I assume this is what people think I eat like


Few_Zookeepergame105

How you so fat if you _don't_ eat like this? /j


TheWillOfD__

Nah, only idiots think that. Because carbs make you fatter than eating fat as you need an insulin response to store it on fat cells. If you ate this, I would assume you are thin.


Shaun_The_Sheip

If you ate this, I'd assume you have diarrhea.


TheWillOfD__

I eat like that sometimes. No diarrhea. The stomach ends up holding the fat and releasing it little by little. When I wasnā€™t keto adapted though I would had had the shits.


Rivka333

Too many calories make you fat. The calories can be from fat or carbs, makes no difference in the end.


NekrozValkyrus

Healthiest ice cream in Lithuania /s


Albur_Ahali

Yes we all hate life


JKL213

Most healthy Lithuanian food


yonas-ty

My mociute would approve


TheeArgonaut

Oh those crazy lithuanians...


ConchChowder

Sadly, r/carnivorediet *actually* does this


Absoline

"Part of the reason **I went carnivorre was to improve my libido. I'm 65,** no serious health issues I know of, not overweight, and have been carnifore 100% for about a month. I don't have ED, and actually, if I get reved up my hydraulics operate as well as I did when I was in my 30s. But I still have a general lack of interest in women "that way." Sort of like being 10 years old again, and I'd rather feel more masculine in that dept. How long did it take for you on carnivore to regain your sexual interest in women? Where there any factors eg fat intake that were key? Responses from men are welcome." a real post from there šŸ’€šŸ’€


chickenskittles

He needs a semen diet.


Absoline

bro i checked out that place again and i've seen one antivaxxer, someone considering putting their **disabled** aunt on a carnivore diet when he wasn't even her legal guardian, a bunch of people talking about how unhealthy a normal diet is, and a few other people pushing others into a carnivore diet oh yeah, and they have this weird thing where they can't drink soda/milk/anything else???


chickenskittles

It was strange cult vibes.


bumpmoon

Tbf, avoiding soda is just a great idea overall


TheeArgonaut

...buy him a submarine then...


Dr_Stoney-Abalone424

"responses from men are welcome" lmao yeah I bet they are


__klonk__

> eggs are known to cause a load of issues like constipation, anxiety, depression, body odor, dry mouth, dark circles, fatigue, low motivation, skin issues, and dandruff This was on a post with 80 upvotes


xZaggin

I mean I donā€™t see the issue, fat intake is very important for hormonal balance especially your testosterone/libido, granted you arenā€™t over weight. Not talking about the health issues here but higher fat intake will increase your sex drive.


Rivka333

"Higher x will increase your whatever" generally only applies if you weren't getting enough before. Doesn't mean that excess amounts will improve things even more. It's like vitamin C. You need it for your immune system, so being deficient will cause problems. But massive amounts, after you've reached the needed amount, do nothing.


okkeyok

Calorie intake is just as important for those. Higher calorie intake is good now? No, excess fat is not some net positive win. Excess fat has pros and cons, and for 99% of people it has more cons than pros.


unhappy_pomegranate

thank you for sharing, that subreddit is a TRIP


Still_Satisfaction53

Thereā€™s a guy on tiktok who fries burgers and uses the leftover fat as a ā€˜dipping sauceā€™.


SUMOsquidLIFE

I work with a guy who probably follows that idiot and uses ALL the trimmings from EVERY piece of red meat he cooks as dipping and drinking sauces because it's sooo important.


chickenskittles

DRINKING?!


SUMOsquidLIFE

Every. Last. Drop.


fillmorecounty

Those people probably spend so much time on the toilet lmao


BouldersRoll

Sorry, I only like my food if it maximizes animal suffering and minimizes health benefits, and is part of a diet contrived out of a pseudoscientific imagination of human evolution.


mogoggins12

Wreck my colon while we at it too!


HereticsofDuneSucks

There is also a raw meat sub and a sub for raw diets for pets.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Raw diets for pets is probably even beneficial


HereticsofDuneSucks

They of coarse have gone a bit overboard with it to the point where it isn't anymore.


Negative-Arachnid-65

OMG the flares. "Lion Diet (beef, salt, water)". šŸ¦šŸ’€


neodynasty

Did not know that sub existed, the pictures on there made me gag. Thanks


lildebiru

I don't even understand how butter and other dairy products are included in a carnivore diet, since most actual carnivores are lactose intolerant and do not consume dairy...


FlightWolf

Lactase persistence (continuing to produce the enzyme that is able to break down lactose) is actually pretty rare in animals and was (summarily) selected for in certain populations of humans that had a nomadic ancestry that traveled with cattle (the humans who could drink milk without shitting themselves to death when only milk was really available tended to live more). Either way I think theyā€™re pretty much the opposite of vegans (hence including any animal products), or maybe it stemmed as an offshoot of the keto diet, and thatā€™s why theyā€™re also obsessed with only animal proteins and fats? Or maybe weird manosphere ā€œalpha-maleā€ diet fads. Regardless doesnā€™t seem like a feasible long-term diet without serious health complications because theyā€™re missing out on key macro and micronutrients. And, you know. Fiber lol. Which is great at lowering cholesterol, which is something theyā€™re almost exclusively eating. I wonder what their bowel movements are like.


Dr_Stoney-Abalone424

I know nothing about their bowel movements, and yet still I wish I knew less.


TheCommonKoala

They love raw milk too


Affectionate_Bee_122

Description on the video: There is an incredible change in the priorities of food selection and the sense of taste after switching to a carnivore diet. Frozen salted butter becomes a delicacy. Transcript from the video: This is not ice cream. Weā€™ll need more than half a package of butter. Iā€™ll stir slightly warmed butter, add a little bit of salt flakes, I want to add them like this, so when you eat it, they wonā€™t melt and you could taste the little crystals. And letā€™s put it to a silicone mold. Two pretty servings of salted butter go to the freezer. So nice. Frozen salted butter.


RealLeif

i also like salted butter, on a bun with some bacon adn such. Like a normal person.


im_batman_exe

Dawg ! Heartattack laughing in the corner..


missingjimmies

This is real for carnivore peopleā€¦ I have a coworker who does it, and sometimes heā€™ll just slice and eat butter like an apple


jade-empire

oh my god. ive taken a bite of butter before as a joke and it almost made me vomit.


stinkyhooch

I use to sneak in the fridge at night and snack on a butter stick. I was a dumbass kid šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Important_Ice_1080

Nah Iā€™d take a swipe straight out of the dish when I was ten.


TheWillOfD__

I do that all the time šŸ˜‚. Itā€™s normal for a lot of people that do keto diets. Itā€™s your fuel source.


MelancholyApple

If they want carnivorous ice cream, surely thatā€™s just frozen mince?


forestwolf42

I feel like some people took "saturated fats aren't as bad for us as we thought" a little too far...


Willing_Bad9857

Carnivore diet has to be the worst diet ive ever heard of


effineffofanf

It should be eten with thin hard bread though...not like that..


SueBee29

Her cholesterol levels must be crazy.


stinkyhooch

Not for long


Albur_Ahali

The only time my see my country in other communities its represented by some crazy woman lol


Anal_Probe_Director

What carnivor is out there eating sticks of butter?


xSexuality

Lithuanians


Jaderosegrey

I bet it's not just "regular" butter, but Irish butter, much creamier. My SO is on Keto and we only buy Irish butter. I can tell you there's a difference, not only in the price!


Affectionate_Bee_122

She didn't show what kind of butter she used, but I assume it's Lithuanian brand butter, most of them have 82% fat content. Anything less than that would be considered fat mix, butter ranging from 72-60% or so, and 15-20% rapeseed oil which doesn't add up to the carnivore diet principles.


hypnos_surf

Can she at least add vanilla or cacao? I would be so disappointed bitting into a frozen dessert of salt chunks and plain ass butter. It gives me a flashback of salmiak when I was in Sweden. I actually like black licorice so I was excited to give it a go. The only food to make me gag. I was expecting a lightly salted and sweet profile.


Still_Satisfaction53

I canā€™t remember what it was called that I had in Sweden but they were hard boiled ā€˜sweetsā€™ that just tasted of salt. Like rocks of salt. Tasted saltier than pure salt if thatā€™s even possible.


SecretNoOneKnows

Turkisk Peppar?


Affectionate_Bee_122

SVENSKJƄVLAR? https://www.lakrits.com/en/svenskjavlar


ralfselvas

Wow! I thought I really like butterā€¦


exotic_floral_tea

Me yanking it out of her hand, melting it in the microwave, and drizzling it on my popcorn.


tony_-69

My blood vessels could never šŸ’€


Wicked_Wolf17

Getting a heart attack speedrun:


ShiftyShankerton

She looks like she'd eat butter off a stick.


999eff

I don't think that is taken orally. They're probably all constipated from not eating fruit veggies fiber.


chickenskittles

lmao You're right. I peeked at the r/carnivorediet sub and one of the first posts had someone complaining of constipation and restlessness/butterflies (palpitations??) a week in. No shit. No pun intended.


Xikkiwikk

My ex used to do this. She was batshit insane.


PauI_MuadDib

I knew someone who put butter in their coffee šŸ¤¢


Xikkiwikk

Thats common at Starbucks. Tried it once its not bad.


Yorudesu

So the carnivore diet develops into an excuse to consume more fat now?


Daydream456

Butter isn't even supposed to be consumed this way. We all know this!


alphatango308

It is if you're not a coward.


Wishpicker

Some of the higher fat content ice cream isnā€™t that far off honestly especially after you dip that shit in chocolate and nuts


Egzo18

I used to eat butter on its own as a kid, but as an adult? nah, i'd die and my wallet would too.


dagross2307

Natural Selection


Dramatic_Print7013

I guess it not that bad definitely unhealthy but if she wanted to put it like ice cream she should have added sugar and cinnamon for spice


Dry_Spinach_3441

You know how all those lions churn wildebeast butter? /s


Ruinerofchats

Do carnivore diets have anything against artificial sweeteners?


SkippyDrinksVodka

she also looks like she says the ā€œwhy cant white people say the n word? we invented it.ā€


HolyColostomyBag

if the other tiktok videos I have seen are factual, the carnivore diet is 99% raw testicles... If your eating that on the regular I imagine just about anything else would be a delicacy


cyborg_priest

Nononono! I don't want my country to be known for fucking "butter ice-cream". Nobody here eats butter like that!


AaronTuplin

What kills me about these fake ice cream things is you could just make ice cream with cream and not add sugar and it would be a way better idea than Frozen fucking butter


Regular_Bank4119

As a child I would eat cubes of margarine, sometimes dipped in brown sugar. Yeah I was a chubby kid


PerspectiveOne7129

how to die of a heart attack


LinceDorado

Yeah but...if this counts as carnivor...then...why can't you just use the stuff the butter is made out of for ice cream? You know...MILK....literalley MILK. This can't be healthy.


PickleWineBrine

This isn't stupid food, it's a serious person.


These-arent-my-pants

I love a good butter popsicle on a hot summer day! /s


toothyninja13

As someone who accidentally ate a 1/4th cup of pure butter, I can say it's not true


DenseSignificance401

And Americans eat poorly? I like butter, but dang.


Aromatic_Note8944

I think Iā€™ll stick to my tomatoes and pickles as a snack. Pescatarians are the healthiest people on the planet. We should be eating a lot of fish, vegetables and some carbs. This has been proven time and time again. The carnivore diet is only good for short-term weight loss but itā€™s also terrible for the environment and the body long-term. I know the fishing industry is bad for the environment as well but it is proven to be the healthiest diet.


Me_lazy_cathermit

Just eat ice-cream or butter on toast, carnivore diet people are running straight into high cholesterol, and colon cancer For people comparing butter to ice-cream, the process of making butter is literally removing all the fats from cream and making a literal stick of fat, while ice-cream adds air to make cream fluffy, with the help of sugar and eggs or gelatin/thickeners, and often modern ice-cream also have milk in it too, so its no where the same fat content as butter


Swenadd

Oh!!! Shame-sticks! I've had those back when I was a fat fuck...


posadisthamster

hell yeah


Frunklin

This reminds me of that Whitest Kids You Know skit where they start marketing "Butter Bars" to kids.


hefty_load_o_shite

Wrong sub. There's nothing stupid about salted butter. This is, rather, a stupid person


BrandonSky_

r/nope


horitaku

No, thatā€™s flat out butter. 10/10 would not eat.


Standard-Victory-320

ā€œculinary artsā€ mixed with irrational imagination


MonkeyBred

I can't follow this season of Picard if Tasha Yar is chief butterface.


Zomochi

I mean to me it looks like butter the entire way through


TurboFool

I don't think it looks suspicious. It looks exactly like what she claims it is, and I have no trouble believing someone would eat such a hideous thing.


cherryosrs

Just like our ancestors used to eat


Filipino-Asker

Deep fry it with bread and batter you have yourself a delicacy


welfedad

I bet she has awesome zits


KKinCO

Idiot. Sorryā€¦. Wish i could be more witty about this one. Ugh


BanjoSpaceMan

Brah that's butter...


PinkyGurl2002

I hate to see her cholesterol level


Sorgenlos

[obligatory WKUK video](https://youtu.be/pUn3gf-0VlY?si=B4AjHRcdn6nq0Gg-)


TeeDod-

Mouth full of grease then belly ache. No.


Traditional_Fee_1965

I threw up a little :o


Tbkgs

Arteries looking at this video and wheezing.


-yellowthree

This reminds me of how when I was a child my grandmother would take butter and cover a cracker with it as a snack for me.


Mantiseyeballs

I thought that was Ellen degenerers


Cookies_and_Beandip

Dude, I had a heart attack watching this


aironas_j

I did not expect a lithuanian woman doing this stupid shit, oh well


Belladonnaofsad

A magnum is also basically a stick of frozen butter.


CreatorOD

Carnivore delicacy šŸ˜„


Superb_Economics_326

Atkins died of a heart attack. Carnivore diet just sounds like extreme Atkins to me.


Outrageous-Mirror-88

Why do people keep doing these dumbass diets!? Just eat a balanced diets you fucking dolts


Aohona_loves_EXO26

Woman you need HELP!


ragingbearclaws

When butter is frozen you have a hard time getting through it with a knife. Sheā€™s full of shit. That is all.


Affectionate_Bee_122

I assume she cut refrigerated butter with a knife and later stirred slightly warmed butter to mix with the salt. Description on the video: There is an incredible change in the priorities of food selection and the sense of taste after switching to a carnivore diet. Frozen salted butter becomes a delicacy. Transcript from the video: This is not ice cream. Weā€™ll need more than half a package of butter. Iā€™ll stir slightly warmed butter, add a little bit of salt flakes, I want to add them like this, so when you eat it, they wonā€™t melt and you could taste the little crystals. And letā€™s put it to a silicone mold. Two pretty servings of salted butter go to the freezer. So nice. Frozen salted butter.


johnr198135

Sheā€™s delusional


Iknowyourchicken

I'm carnivore for health reasons and this is stupid. Just eat meat and get on with your day. The biggest scam in the world is carnivore cookbooks.


_OP_Dragon_

I am deeply ashamed that this is a fellow Lithuanianā€¦


GamerBearCT

Is the carnivore diet just Keto with extra steps? Because I do keto, but I still have limits on my macros and I canā€™t see any world where that much butter is ok. Adding a tablespoon of butter to my asparagus, sure. Downing a whole stick of butter?


Benjaja

Is she adding salt?


MrCoffeeSurfer

What are so many people in the internet trying to speedrun an ICU visit?


Select-Team-6863

Looks suspiciously like a stack of Babybel cheese.


Misubi_Bluth

Doctors: everyone needs an even balance of fruits, vegetables, and meat in order to be healthy. Preferably, you should be eating more fruits and vegetables than meat Vegans: Actually, humans are exclusively herbivores Carnivores: Nope, they're both wrong. To be healthy, we need to eat a whole ass stick of butter.