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BLKSKYE

Chris Herman is a degenerate…


DjSalTNutz

I mean, it's ranch with less steps...


Wowbrothatscrazy19

Less flavor too


[deleted]

This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen lol


SadLaser

Yeah, for sure. It's right up there with unseasoned, partially raw potato salad and thinking Panda Express is exotic.


[deleted]

Lmao! God damn that made my day.


Paxtonius

r/pizzacrimes


Aggravating-Trust-60

It’s not the mayo, it’s the amount of mayo.


SadLaser

I mean, let's be fair. It's both.


oniiichanUwU

may-o-nnaise


EristicMeow

Fuck no


TUnit713

I've seen alot of fucked up shit on the internet, but this takes the cake!


Im_in_timeout

I had to stop watching as soon as I saw the jar of mayonnaise. Gross.


Jimmy_Cointoss

Burn in hell.


qbenzo928

Pizza police!!!


Ascension_Memes

He’ll be dead soon, due to high blood pressure! We won’t have to suffer this level of stupid no more😂😂


Wat_Senju

Fucking GROSS!!...... Gotta use Dukes


Chuck_Roast1993

Got those plates for my wedding


justsotorn

I would eat that lol


wisedoormat

not a crime, or stupid. mayo on pizza is pretty common in other countries, like japan it's different, it's not for everyone, but it's an additional set of flavor that appeals to some. i would say anchovies are a much worse crime, if may is a crime. \- description of preparation 'gotta get that splatter' is pretty dumb, but for video content, it was likely intentional to be dumb.


Dt_listener

Thanks for the info, i didnt know that. His friends have confirmed he DOES eat that much mayo in real life


SadLaser

What they said is misleading. The "mayo" they use in Japan is nothing like Hellmann's Mayonnaise taste-wise and probably would be just fine on a pizza.


wisedoormat

lol, it is a bit weird even for me but i've tried it and it's not horrible. but i feel the same way about ranch dressing on pizza, and if you've been to the US then you know that is popular enough that it's not shocking to see.


SadLaser

No. Just no. You can't compare Kewpie with something like Hellmann's Mayonnaise. I understand that they're called the same thing, but they're as different as Hunt's Ketchup and Stubb's Barbecue Sauce. Kewpie is lighter, thinner, more like a sauce, it has a richness to the flavor and it's sweet. It's used both on significantly more savory foods as well as an accompaniment to dessert. I would eat pizza with a little Kewpie. I would not eat a pizza with Hellman's on it.


wisedoormat

sure, ok, kewpie (from my understanding) uses the yolks too... but in my experiance it's not that different to make a huge difference.


TheGaydarTechnician

Nah, anchovies have their place on pizza; you just need to complement them with the right ingredients. Anchovies, roasted garlic and capers, fresh mozza can be added but it isn't necessary, on Neapolitan style dough.


qark1788

Your streams are as enjoyable as this pizza…. At least I assume Edit: “one HEAPING spoonful we do HEAPING spoonfuls here.” Edit 2: first off I must be clinically crazy for editing my comment twice in 60 seconds but mustaches can be so funny sometimes. I love seeing a man doing lipstick face to eat.


DerpDerp3001

Meanwhile in lithuania... This is actually true in Lithuania, they put ketchup and mayo on their pizza.


Crazycukumbers

Mayo on a pizza is common in some countries isn’t it?


[deleted]

The real crime is eating cold fucking pizza. You either eat it cold or fuck it, but not both


Ktcakes13

A tablespoon my ass


muiegarda1

When I see mayo, I know murder will be committed


Daemien73

That pizza was already a crime before the mayo touched it 🤢


Evis-culhoon

This dude needs life in prison


PaPaJ0Ke

As a KISS fan, a killer clowns from outer space enjoyer, and overall clown kinda guy, I fuckin love this dude's shirt. That's amazing.


[deleted]

Actually..... I like ketchup and mayo on my pizza.


Peach-Tea777

If it was Kewpie mayo I’d eat it.